As a member of the Anti Gnome Extermination Confederation (A.G.E.C) it is our job to spread the word about this new species of vermin- The String Breaking Gnome (Gnomus Bitchus). We are dedicated to aiding other guitarists in their own pest control at home or in the work area. Strings are a valuable thing for guitarists and so is our privacy, as gnomes often peek through windows to perve at young and vulnerable guitarists playing their beautiful new instruments (they get pleasure from it). So if you want to protect YOURSELF and YOUR INSTRUMENT give us a yell, or if you think you know the ways of gnome hunting, why don't you inquire to join?
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The Anti Gnome Extermination Confederation group
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