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DeathByDestroyr wrote on Aug 13th, 2010 3:05pm

It's hard to get a chick to lick your anus when it's all hairy with dingleberries. Sometimes I resort to dogs and peanut butter.

The girl usually gives me a weird look when I'm getting ready, condom and all, and start putting peanut butter on mah anus, for teh puppies.

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woodenbandman wrote on Dec 27th, 2009 7:12am

Man I get poo nuggets and everything because of my excessive asshair. I should consider a full body wax regularly. I think I'll try out a little patch to see how bad it hurts.

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metal15head wrote on Jul 22nd, 2009 12:01am

Dawginator wrote on Jul 20th, 2009 at 2:51pm :
Anyone get those times, when bits of shit get messed up in the hairs? Pisses me off.
i know what you mena. fuckin annoys me!

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Laiho624 wrote on Jul 21st, 2009 5:28am

lol. you took it this far billard?

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ryand111 wrote on Jul 20th, 2009 10:04pm

Dawginator wrote on Jul 20th, 2009 at 10:51pm :
Anyone get those times, when bits of shit get messed up in the hairs? Pisses me off.

this -----fuuuuu

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Dawginator wrote on Jul 20th, 2009 9:51pm

Anyone get those times, when bits of shit get messed up in the hairs? Pisses me off.

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ryand111 wrote on Jul 20th, 2009 1:12pm

hate having a sweaty bum hole whats worse is iv got like a unhappy trail coming from my crack to my back so that gets shaved :(

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SG_dave wrote on Jul 20th, 2009 11:40am

i don't get why support groups are called anonymous when you state your name :confused:

anyway, i'm hairy all over, so ass hair is inevitable.

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Andrax20 wrote on Jul 20th, 2009 4:19am

when I fart, it sounds like trees nestling in the wind.

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simmy17 wrote on Jul 20th, 2009 4:05am

PICS OR GTFO.. wait.. fuck that shit.

In all seriousness, Hi my name is Chris, and I have a rainforest on my ass.

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mynameisjosh. wrote on Jul 20th, 2009 2:58am

I'm proud to say I'm part of [b]a[/b] group, but necessarily not too proud to be a part of this specific group :)

I hate asshair... :(

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ghostnineone wrote on Jul 20th, 2009 1:19am

best group ever! :haha:

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FantasyHerb wrote on Jul 19th, 2009 11:48pm

I'm so in this group.
Assforests FTMFW!! :P

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nakki wrote on Jul 19th, 2009 11:43pm

I like this thread.

A lot.

<3

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fretsofthebeast wrote on Jul 19th, 2009 11:37pm

i want to shave it, not all....just around the asshole.....easyer cleanup ya know

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Dawginator wrote on Jul 19th, 2009 11:27pm

Dude, it's summer. Shorts? Jeans are not good for bumhair in the summer.

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MooshMooshMarc wrote on Jul 19th, 2009 11:21pm

[quote = Dawginator]
Yeah that's what I mean, the crack hair, I mean, it's not exactly like it gets cold down there.[/quote]
Skinny jeans + hot day + walking a lot
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Dawginator wrote on Jul 19th, 2009 11:13pm

MooshMooshMarc wrote on Jul 19th, 2009 at 4:56pm :
Dawginator wrote on Jul 19th, 2009 at 10:45pm :I have a bit of a hairy bum. It's annoying. It clogs when it gets too hot.


hmm, thats a familiar story!

mine's weird though, it's like a patch on each cheek, then pubes in my crack


Yeah that's what I mean, the crack hair, I mean, it's not exactly like it gets cold down there.

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MooshMooshMarc wrote on Jul 19th, 2009 10:56pm

Dawginator wrote on Jul 19th, 2009 at 10:45pm :
I have a bit of a hairy bum. It's annoying. It clogs when it gets too hot.


hmm, thats a familiar story!

mine's weird though, it's like a patch on each cheek, then pubes in my crack :haha:

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Dawginator wrote on Jul 19th, 2009 10:55pm

Anyone tried waxing? I'm tempted, but I get this allergic reaction to pain that hurts alot you know?

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