The Anti-Bear Task Force

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The Story of the First Anti-Bear Wars

TheMidasTouch

The war began after the invasion of the bear on the steam train. The attack against this bear was lead by dubstar. After we had taken down that bear another showed up and dubstar ran over and climbed under his arm, only to transform to a bear himself. This is where the Anti-Bear Task Force came into existence. It consisted of Sergeant SeveralSpecies, Corporal Conehead, General TheMidasTouch, and private kaosfire. But kaosfire dropped out because he was a pussy. The first troops called to the battlefield were the Skeleton Army, Flying Sharks, the Dolphin Rush, and Bear Grylls. Sergeant called in Fluffy but he was soon forgotten. After this dubstar moved forward the polar bear calvary. SeveralSpecies was the first to take one down. We then sent out the skeleton army, but they were destroyed by Ursarings earthquake. Our dear friend Charizard then took to the sky and was not mentioned again. The bears then attempted to highjack a supply truck. Our great killing machine SeveralSpecies then drowned a panda, and sent out a taunting nation to the bear people that read "bring it bitches." Then an older Anti-Bear member slit a grizzly bears throat. This was followed by the burning of the pandas bamboo and release of the raptors. Our secret baby agent shanked a bear and it was revealed that we had inside men disguised as pandas. The bears and tigers then signed a peace treaty, however we got our hands on a super breed of the two and introduced Ronnie James Dio to the Anti-Bear Dome. We then secured an alliance with pigs and men. The beretta rapid fire was introduced to our team and the bear team got a bear and chihuahua mix. Then sergeant unleashed a suit for our team that was far to high tech for bears. We began to mass manufacture these suits in Japan. Then Dubstar brought pedobear into the picture but quickly forgot him. Then the secret weapon Chris Hansen was unleashed and made thousands of bears sit in chairs. After this dubstar brought up the manbearpig. It was quickly dispatched. We were then shown propaganda about bears taking over after the war. Then Corporal introduced a gas used to destroy the bears. After much contemplating and handing out of gas masks the Earth was misted in this gas.

Sergeant shared these words:
So in an age of post-war destruction, we find our home covered in hazardous mist. We must wear gas masks wherever we go, and our children will never know what fresh air smells like. As we reflect our actions and how they affect our planet, we remember one simple fact.



We fucking owned those godless killing machines!!!


However after this Dubstar revealed that there could be another bear base on Mars and left us all in suspense.
The war began after the invasion of the bear on the steam train. The attack against this bear was lead by dubstar. After we had taken down that bear another showed up and dubstar ran over and climbed under his arm, only to transform to a bear himself. This is where the Anti-Bear Task Force came into existence. It consisted of Sergeant SeveralSpecies, Corporal Conehead, General TheMidasTouch, and private kaosfire. But kaosfire dropped out because he was a pussy. The first troops called to the battlefield were the Skeleton Army, Flying Sharks, the Dolphin Rush, and Bear Grylls. Sergeant called in Fluffy but he was soon forgotten. After this dubstar moved forward the polar bear calvary. SeveralSpecies was the first to take one down. We then sent out the skeleton army, but they were destroyed by Ursarings earthquake. Our dear friend Charizard then took to the sky and was not mentioned again. The bears then attempted to highjack a supply truck. Our great killing machine SeveralSpecies then drowned a panda, and sent out a taunting nation to the bear people that read "bring it bitches." Then an older Anti-Bear member slit a grizzly bears throat. This was followed by the burning of the pandas bamboo and release of the raptors. Our secret baby agent shanked a bear and it was revealed that we had inside men disguised as pandas. The bears and tigers then signed a peace treaty, however we got our hands on a super breed of the two and introduced Ronnie James Dio to the Anti-Bear Dome. We then secured an alliance with pigs and men. The beretta rapid fire was introduced to our team and the bear team got a bear and chihuahua mix. Then sergeant unleashed a suit for our team that was far to high tech for bears. We began to mass manufacture these suits in Japan. Then Dubstar brought pedobear into the picture but quickly forgot him. Then the secret weapon Chris Hansen was unleashed and made thousands of bears sit in chairs. After this dubstar brought up the manbearpig. It was quickly dispatched. We were then shown propaganda about bears taking over after the war. Then Corporal introduced a gas used to destroy the bears. After much contemplating and handing out of gas masks the Earth was misted in this gas.

Sergeant shared these words:
So in an age of post-war destruction, we find our home covered in hazardous mist. We must wear gas masks wherever we go, and our children will never know what fresh air smells like. As we reflect our actions and how they affect our planet, we remember one simple fact.



We fucking owned those godless killing machines!!!


However after this Dubstar revealed that there could be another bear base on Mars and left us all in suspense.
Posted: Dec 13, 2008 5:13 AM - Quote - Report!

Godsmack311

I want to be used as live bait next time we fight! Plz!!!!!!!!!!! I want to be used as live bait next time we fight! Plz!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Dec 14, 2008 4:03 AM - Quote - Report!

MeltingWaxFace

My indubious tactics will guarantee our victory thanks to our noble leaders and generals!! My indubious tactics will guarantee our victory thanks to our noble leaders and generals!!
Posted: Dec 19, 2008 5:14 AM - Quote - Report!

ArmyofAngels

I remember! I remember!
Posted: Aug 12, 2009 7:50 AM - Quote - Report!
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