UGER'S NOT GETTING IT

Why the hell aren't you getting any anyways?

Carswell98	So come on, out with it, why?	So come on, out with it, why?
	Posted: Jan 26, 2008 9:08 AM - Quote - Report!
Heafyman	Because my girlfriend went behind my back for two months with another guy and then yelled at me when I suspected her of cheating. And because I'm growing my hair long and had (I shaved it off today) a large beard apparently I look menacing and unattractive.	Because my girlfriend went behind my back for two months with another guy and then yelled at me when I suspected her of cheating. And because I'm growing my hair long and had (I shaved it off today) a large beard apparently I look menacing and unattractive.
	Posted: Jan 28, 2008 9:00 AM - Quote - Report!
XxFIENDxX	Im weird and have no self-confidence.	Im weird and have no self-confidence.
	Posted: Jan 28, 2008 10:38 PM - Quote - Report!
benjy118	Because I have no Confidence with the Ladies.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> And I'm too Metal for anyone	Because I have no Confidence with the Ladies.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> And I'm too Metal for anyone
	Posted: Jan 28, 2008 10:41 PM - Quote - Report!
IronNecrosis	Yeah, I had a couple girl friends but apparently all girls like jerky assholes who treat them like shit instead of nice people? Go figure?	Yeah, I had a couple girl friends but apparently all girls like jerky assholes who treat them like shit instead of nice people? Go figure?
	Posted: Jan 28, 2008 11:23 PM - Quote - Report!
Heafyman	IronNecrosis wrote on Jan 28th, 2008 at 6:23pm : Yeah, I had a couple girl friends but apparently all girls like jerky assholes who treat them like shit instead of nice people? Go figure? <br> <br> I know exactly what that's like.<br> <br> I'm so lonely that I ended up making out with my friend when I was drunk. <img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/s ad.gif"><br>	IronNecrosis wrote on Jan 28th, 2008 at 6:23pm : Yeah, I had a couple girl friends but apparently all girls like jerky assholes who treat them like shit instead of nice people? Go figure? <br> <br> I know exactly what that's like.<br> <br> I'm so lonely that I ended up making out with my friend when I was drunk. <img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/s ad.gif"><br>
	Posted: Jan 29, 2008 2:05 AM - Quote - Report!
frankv	I could have kissed a girl last Saturday, she was practically begging for it, but I don't speak femalish. She wasn't hot, really nice though.<br /> <br /> I have near no confidence and don't look that good apparently.	I could have kissed a girl last Saturday, she was practically begging for it, but I don't speak femalish. She wasn't hot, really nice though.<br /> <br /> I have near no confidence and don't look that good apparently.
	Posted: Jan 29, 2008 6:00 PM - Quote - Report!
Heafyman	benjy118 wrote on Jan 28th, 2008 at 5:41pm : Because I have no Confidence with the Ladies.<br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> And I'm too Metal for anyone <br> <br> I had a look at your profile, you look awesome! What's wrong with that? <img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h eadbang.gif"> I want your hair man. Kirk Hammett ftw<br>	benjy118 wrote on Jan 28th, 2008 at 5:41pm : Because I have no Confidence with the Ladies.<br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> And I'm too Metal for anyone <br> <br> I had a look at your profile, you look awesome! What's wrong with that? <img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h eadbang.gif"> I want your hair man. Kirk Hammett ftw<br>
	Posted: Jan 29, 2008 8:13 PM - Quote - Report!
Carswell98	Well it's <br /> <br /> A-because I haven't ever actually pursued a relationship<br /> <br /> B-Because I'm short, chubby, hairy, and sarcastic lol<br /> <br /> and I really don't care....	Well it's <br /> <br /> A-because I haven't ever actually pursued a relationship<br /> <br /> B-Because I'm short, chubby, hairy, and sarcastic lol<br /> <br /> and I really don't care....
	Posted: Feb 2, 2008 4:09 AM - Quote - Report!
Heafyman	Update: I saw the guy my ex left me for today...<br><br><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><br><br>Here's a link. Just so for the record, this guy's 17.<br><br>http://file039b.bebo.com/1/ large/2008/02/04/03/5692508506a6792269138l.jpg< br><br> <br><br><br> <br>	Update: I saw the guy my ex left me for today...<br><br><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><br><br>Here's a link. Just so for the record, this guy's 17.<br><br>http://file039b.bebo.com/1/ large/2008/02/04/03/5692508506a6792269138l.jpg< br><br> <br><br><br> <br>
	Posted: Feb 6, 2008 2:14 AM - Quote - Report!
frankv	Heafyman wrote on Feb 5th, 2008 at 9:14pm : Update: I saw the guy my ex left me for today...<br><br><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><br><br>Here's a link. Just so for the record, this guy's 17.<br><br>http://file039b.bebo.com/1/ large/2008/02/04/03/5692508506a6792269138l.jpg< br><br><br /> <br><br><br><br /> <br> Well, she left you for him remember. It's probably best not to laugh at him.	Heafyman wrote on Feb 5th, 2008 at 9:14pm : Update: I saw the guy my ex left me for today...<br><br><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><br><br>Here's a link. Just so for the record, this guy's 17.<br><br>http://file039b.bebo.com/1/ large/2008/02/04/03/5692508506a6792269138l.jpg< br><br><br /> <br><br><br><br /> <br> Well, she left you for him remember. It's probably best not to laugh at him.
	Posted: Mar 30, 2008 7:05 PM - Quote - Report!
Elegance_01	I think too little of myself. Also, I'm not good at asserting myself.	I think too little of myself. Also, I'm not good at asserting myself.
	Posted: Apr 6, 2008 8:29 PM - Quote - Report!
Heafyman	frankv wrote on Mar 30th, 2008 at 2:05pm : Heafyman wrote on Feb 5th, 2008 at 9:14pm : Update: I saw the guy my ex left me for today...<br><br><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><br><br>Here's a link. Just so for the record, this guy's 17.<br><br>http://file039b.bebo.com/1/ large/2008/02/04/03/5692508506a6792269138l.jpg< br><br><br><br /> <br><br><br><br><br /> <br> Well, she left you for him remember. It's probably best not to laugh at him. <br /> <br /> I don't care for her anymore anyway. I must be way ugly when I'm not looking in the mirror.	frankv wrote on Mar 30th, 2008 at 2:05pm : Heafyman wrote on Feb 5th, 2008 at 9:14pm : Update: I saw the guy my ex left me for today...<br><br><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif"><br><br>Here's a link. Just so for the record, this guy's 17.<br><br>http://file039b.bebo.com/1/ large/2008/02/04/03/5692508506a6792269138l.jpg< br><br><br><br /> <br><br><br><br><br /> <br> Well, she left you for him remember. It's probably best not to laugh at him. <br /> <br /> I don't care for her anymore anyway. I must be way ugly when I'm not looking in the mirror.
	Posted: Apr 7, 2008 9:15 PM - Quote - Report!
cam_sampbell	because I'm 13 (almost 14) so yeah	because I'm 13 (almost 14) so yeah
	Posted: Apr 8, 2008 7:08 PM - Quote - Report!
mr freezy	Because I'm very nerdy, ugly and shy.	Because I'm very nerdy, ugly and shy.
	Posted: Apr 12, 2008 6:53 PM - Quote - Report!
synysterangel	im pretty much like a guy... +boobs -dick.<br /> vicously sarcastic. nerdy. guitarist. videogamer. metalhead.<br /> <br /> plus no one around here really digs metal chicks :[<br /> 'tis quite a shame	im pretty much like a guy... +boobs -dick.<br /> vicously sarcastic. nerdy. guitarist. videogamer. metalhead.<br /> <br /> plus no one around here really digs metal chicks :[<br /> 'tis quite a shame
	Posted: May 12, 2008 4:06 AM - Quote - Report!
Heafyman	synysterangel wrote on May 11th, 2008 at 11:06pm : im pretty much like a guy... +boobs -dick.<br><br /> vicously sarcastic. nerdy. guitarist. videogamer. metalhead.<br><br /> <br><br /> plus no one around here really digs metal chicks :[<br><br /> 'tis quite a shame <br /> <br /> I find that really amusing because as soon as everyone sees your post they are going to check your location. If they live anywhere near you I have a feeling that's about to change	synysterangel wrote on May 11th, 2008 at 11:06pm : im pretty much like a guy... +boobs -dick.<br><br /> vicously sarcastic. nerdy. guitarist. videogamer. metalhead.<br><br /> <br><br /> plus no one around here really digs metal chicks :[<br><br /> 'tis quite a shame <br /> <br /> I find that really amusing because as soon as everyone sees your post they are going to check your location. If they live anywhere near you I have a feeling that's about to change
	Posted: May 12, 2008 5:56 AM - Quote - Report!
metal4life592	synysterangel wrote on May 11th, 2008 at 11:06pm : im pretty much like a guy... +boobs -dick.<BR>vicously sarcastic. nerdy. guitarist. videogamer. metalhead.<BR><BR>plus no one around here really digs metal chicks :[<BR>'tis quite a shame <br /> <br /> Add dick and subtract boobs, and that's pretty much how I am. : <br /> <br /> I don't know why I'm not getting any, honestly. I've never really been in a serious relationship, so I'm sure that has something to do with it.<br /> <br /> Nah, who am I kidding. I'm just too metal for all the girls I've met.	synysterangel wrote on May 11th, 2008 at 11:06pm : im pretty much like a guy... +boobs -dick.<BR>vicously sarcastic. nerdy. guitarist. videogamer. metalhead.<BR><BR>plus no one around here really digs metal chicks :[<BR>'tis quite a shame <br /> <br /> Add dick and subtract boobs, and that's pretty much how I am. : <br /> <br /> I don't know why I'm not getting any, honestly. I've never really been in a serious relationship, so I'm sure that has something to do with it.<br /> <br /> Nah, who am I kidding. I'm just too metal for all the girls I've met.
	Posted: May 13, 2008 5:58 AM - Quote - Report!
synysterangel	Heafyman wrote on May 12th, 2008 at 12:56am : I find that really amusing because as soon as everyone sees your post they are going to check your location. If they live anywhere near you I have a feeling that's about to change true that. but hey... it wont hurt. its not like i have a boyfriend to offend	[QUOTE u='Heafyman' d='2008-05-12 00:56:52']I find that really amusing because as soon as everyone sees your post they are going to check your location. If they live anywhere near you I have a feeling that's about to change :p[/QUOTE] true that. but hey... it wont hurt. its not like i have a boyfriend to offend
	Posted: May 24, 2008 5:14 AM - Quote - Report!