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Why the hell aren't you getting any anyways?

Carswell98

So come on, out with it, why?
So come on, out with it, why?
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 9:08 AM - Quote - Report!

Heafyman

Because my girlfriend went behind my back for two months with another guy and then yelled at me when I suspected her of cheating. And because I'm growing my hair long and had (I shaved it off today) a large beard apparently I look menacing and unattractive. Because my girlfriend went behind my back for two months with another guy and then yelled at me when I suspected her of cheating. And because I'm growing my hair long and had (I shaved it off today) a large beard apparently I look menacing and unattractive.
Posted: Jan 28, 2008 9:00 AM - Quote - Report!

XxFIENDxX

Im weird and have no self-confidence. Im weird and have no self-confidence.
Posted: Jan 28, 2008 10:38 PM - Quote - Report!

benjy118

Because I have no Confidence with the Ladies.












And I'm too Metal for anyone :sad:
Because I have no Confidence with the Ladies.












And I'm too Metal for anyone :sad:
Posted: Jan 28, 2008 10:41 PM - Quote - Report!

IronNecrosis

Yeah, I had a couple girl friends but apparently all girls like jerky assholes who treat them like shit instead of nice people? Go figure? Yeah, I had a couple girl friends but apparently all girls like jerky assholes who treat them like shit instead of nice people? Go figure?
Posted: Jan 28, 2008 11:23 PM - Quote - Report!

Heafyman

IronNecrosis wrote on Jan 28th, 2008 at 6:23pm :
Yeah, I had a couple girl friends but apparently all girls like jerky assholes who treat them like shit instead of nice people? Go figure?


I know exactly what that's like.

I'm so lonely that I ended up making out with my friend when I was drunk. 
IronNecrosis wrote on Jan 28th, 2008 at 6:23pm :
Yeah, I had a couple girl friends but apparently all girls like jerky assholes who treat them like shit instead of nice people? Go figure?


I know exactly what that's like.

I'm so lonely that I ended up making out with my friend when I was drunk. 
Posted: Jan 29, 2008 2:05 AM - Quote - Report!

frankv

I could have kissed a girl last Saturday, she was practically begging for it, but I don't speak femalish. :sad: She wasn't hot, really nice though.

I have near no confidence and don't look that good apparently.
I could have kissed a girl last Saturday, she was practically begging for it, but I don't speak femalish. :sad: She wasn't hot, really nice though.

I have near no confidence and don't look that good apparently.
Posted: Jan 29, 2008 6:00 PM - Quote - Report!

Heafyman

benjy118 wrote on Jan 28th, 2008 at 5:41pm :
Because I have no Confidence with the Ladies.












And I'm too Metal for anyone :sad:


I had a look at your profile, you look awesome! What's wrong with that? I want your hair man. Kirk Hammett ftw
benjy118 wrote on Jan 28th, 2008 at 5:41pm :
Because I have no Confidence with the Ladies.












And I'm too Metal for anyone :sad:


I had a look at your profile, you look awesome! What's wrong with that? I want your hair man. Kirk Hammett ftw
Posted: Jan 29, 2008 8:13 PM - Quote - Report!

Carswell98

Well it's

A-because I haven't ever actually pursued a relationship

B-Because I'm short, chubby, hairy, and sarcastic :D lol

and I really don't care....
Well it's

A-because I haven't ever actually pursued a relationship

B-Because I'm short, chubby, hairy, and sarcastic :D lol

and I really don't care....
Posted: Feb 2, 2008 4:09 AM - Quote - Report!

Heafyman

Update: I saw the guy my ex left me for today...Here's a link. Just so for the record, this guy's 17.http://file039b.bebo.com/1/ large/2008/02/04/03/5692508506a6792269138l.jpg< br>

Update: I saw the guy my ex left me for today...Here's a link. Just so for the record, this guy's 17.http://file039b.bebo.com/1/ large/2008/02/04/03/5692508506a6792269138l.jpg< br>

Posted: Feb 6, 2008 2:14 AM - Quote - Report!

frankv

Heafyman wrote on Feb 5th, 2008 at 9:14pm :
Update: I saw the guy my ex left me for today...Here's a link. Just so for the record, this guy's 17.http://file039b.bebo.com/1/ large/2008/02/04/03/5692508506a6792269138l.jpg< br>

Well, she left you for him remember. It's probably best not to laugh at him.
Heafyman wrote on Feb 5th, 2008 at 9:14pm :
Update: I saw the guy my ex left me for today...Here's a link. Just so for the record, this guy's 17.http://file039b.bebo.com/1/ large/2008/02/04/03/5692508506a6792269138l.jpg< br>

Well, she left you for him remember. It's probably best not to laugh at him.
Posted: Mar 30, 2008 7:05 PM - Quote - Report!

Elegance_01

I think too little of myself. Also, I'm not good at asserting myself. I think too little of myself. Also, I'm not good at asserting myself.
Posted: Apr 6, 2008 8:29 PM - Quote - Report!

Heafyman

frankv wrote on Mar 30th, 2008 at 2:05pm :
Heafyman wrote on Feb 5th, 2008 at 9:14pm :
Update: I saw the guy my ex left me for today...Here's a link. Just so for the record, this guy's 17.http://file039b.bebo.com/1/ large/2008/02/04/03/5692508506a6792269138l.jpg< br>

Well, she left you for him remember. It's probably best not to laugh at him.


I don't care for her anymore anyway. I must be way ugly when I'm not looking in the mirror. :haha:
frankv wrote on Mar 30th, 2008 at 2:05pm :
Heafyman wrote on Feb 5th, 2008 at 9:14pm :
Update: I saw the guy my ex left me for today...Here's a link. Just so for the record, this guy's 17.http://file039b.bebo.com/1/ large/2008/02/04/03/5692508506a6792269138l.jpg< br>

Well, she left you for him remember. It's probably best not to laugh at him.


I don't care for her anymore anyway. I must be way ugly when I'm not looking in the mirror. :haha:
Posted: Apr 7, 2008 9:15 PM - Quote - Report!

cam_sampbell

because I'm 13 (almost 14) so yeah because I'm 13 (almost 14) so yeah
Posted: Apr 8, 2008 7:08 PM - Quote - Report!

mr freezy

Because I'm very nerdy, ugly and shy. Because I'm very nerdy, ugly and shy.
Posted: Apr 12, 2008 6:53 PM - Quote - Report!

synysterangel

im pretty much like a guy... +boobs -dick.
vicously sarcastic. nerdy. guitarist. videogamer. metalhead.

plus no one around here really digs metal chicks :[
'tis quite a shame
im pretty much like a guy... +boobs -dick.
vicously sarcastic. nerdy. guitarist. videogamer. metalhead.

plus no one around here really digs metal chicks :[
'tis quite a shame
Posted: May 12, 2008 4:06 AM - Quote - Report!

Heafyman

synysterangel wrote on May 11th, 2008 at 11:06pm :
im pretty much like a guy... +boobs -dick.
vicously sarcastic. nerdy. guitarist. videogamer. metalhead.

plus no one around here really digs metal chicks :[
'tis quite a shame


I find that really amusing because as soon as everyone sees your post they are going to check your location. If they live anywhere near you I have a feeling that's about to change :p
synysterangel wrote on May 11th, 2008 at 11:06pm :
im pretty much like a guy... +boobs -dick.
vicously sarcastic. nerdy. guitarist. videogamer. metalhead.

plus no one around here really digs metal chicks :[
'tis quite a shame


I find that really amusing because as soon as everyone sees your post they are going to check your location. If they live anywhere near you I have a feeling that's about to change :p
Posted: May 12, 2008 5:56 AM - Quote - Report!

metal4life592

synysterangel wrote on May 11th, 2008 at 11:06pm :
im pretty much like a guy... +boobs -dick.vicously sarcastic. nerdy. guitarist. videogamer. metalhead.plus no one around here really digs metal chicks :['tis quite a shame


Add dick and subtract boobs, and that's pretty much how I am. :p:

I don't know why I'm not getting any, honestly. I've never really been in a serious relationship, so I'm sure that has something to do with it.

Nah, who am I kidding. I'm just too metal for all the girls I've met.
synysterangel wrote on May 11th, 2008 at 11:06pm :
im pretty much like a guy... +boobs -dick.vicously sarcastic. nerdy. guitarist. videogamer. metalhead.plus no one around here really digs metal chicks :['tis quite a shame


Add dick and subtract boobs, and that's pretty much how I am. :p:

I don't know why I'm not getting any, honestly. I've never really been in a serious relationship, so I'm sure that has something to do with it.

Nah, who am I kidding. I'm just too metal for all the girls I've met.
Posted: May 13, 2008 5:58 AM - Quote - Report!

synysterangel

Heafyman wrote on May 12th, 2008 at 12:56am :
I find that really amusing because as soon as everyone sees your post they are going to check your location. If they live anywhere near you I have a feeling that's about to change :p

true that. but hey... it wont hurt. its not like i have a boyfriend to offend
[QUOTE u='Heafyman' d='2008-05-12 00:56:52']I find that really amusing because as soon as everyone sees your post they are going to check your location. If they live anywhere near you I have a feeling that's about to change :p[/QUOTE]
true that. but hey... it wont hurt. its not like i have a boyfriend to offend
Posted: May 24, 2008 5:14 AM - Quote - Report!

synysterangel

metal4life592 wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 12:58am :



synysterangel wrote on May 11th, 2008 at 11:06pm :
Nah, who am I kidding. I'm just too metal for all the girls I've met.


you are too metal for chicks. haha. they're scared.
im not :P
[QUOTE u='metal4life592' d='2008-05-13 00:58:29']


synysterangel wrote on May 11th, 2008 at 11:06pm :
Nah, who am I kidding. I'm just too metal for all the girls I've met.[/QUOTE]

you [u]are[/u] too metal for chicks. haha. they're scared.
im not :P
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 12:40 AM - Quote - Report!

synysterangel

fuck... delete that last message.
sorry at my fail :(
fuck... delete that last message.
sorry at my fail :(
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 12:40 AM - Quote - Report!
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