UGER'S NOT GETTING IT

Rule: If you ARE getting it.

Heafyman	You're only allowed to join the group if you aren't currently getting it. But if you do end up getting a date/getting laid you are able to remain part of the group. But you will be expected to post in this thread explaining what happened, so that the other pathetic members can congratulate you and secretly wish they could get some. People not getting it, no fapping to stories told.	You're only allowed to join the group if you aren't currently getting it. But if you do end up getting a date/getting laid you are able to remain part of the group. But you will be expected to post in this thread explaining what happened, so that the other pathetic members can congratulate you and secretly wish they could get some. People not getting it, no fapping to stories told.
	Posted: Jan 29, 2008 2:08 AM - Quote - Report!
mr freezy	I was fapping ealier and.... ... oh	I was fapping ealier and.... ... oh :(
	Posted: Apr 12, 2008 6:54 PM - Quote - Report!
synysterangel	awesome. then story time might be soon :P	awesome. then story time might be soon :P
	Posted: Feb 17, 2009 4:00 AM - Quote - Report!
synysterangel	i was right. lol so i lost my virginity on easter. go jesus! but yes it was great. the funny part was the entire day, we spent it at my aunts house. so there are a billion kids and all my family. but we were just teasing each other... like, i got a lollipop and started sucking on it all provocatively. he immediately grabbed a pillow and covered his crotch we had to stay in that house for about 2 hours. but then i went to his place. and it just kinda happened. but its awesome. now im a sex addict. thanks UG! :]	i was right. lol so i lost my virginity on easter. go jesus! but yes it was great. the funny part was the entire day, we spent it at my aunts house. so there are a billion kids and all my family. but we were just teasing each other... like, i got a lollipop and started sucking on it all provocatively. he immediately grabbed a pillow and covered his crotch we had to stay in that house for about 2 hours. but then i went to his place. and it just kinda happened. but its awesome. now im a sex addict. thanks UG! :]
	Posted: May 7, 2009 1:17 AM - Quote - Report!