chatwhores anonymous

post hilarious quotes from teh UG chat here so we can all have a giggle. if it's not funny i'll kick your ass.

i'll be posting some when i get home and refer to my 'funny quotes' file

Posted: Aug 19, 2007 5:22 AM - Quote - Report!

drunkinkoala

Well I don't have any saved so i can't really remember any but one time davey was telling a story and I kept on interrupting so he says something along the lines of

'KOALA SHUT THE FUCK UP'

good times :P

Well I don't have any saved so i can't really remember any but one time davey was telling a story and I kept on interrupting so he says something along the lines of

'KOALA SHUT THE FUCK UP'

good times :P

Posted: Aug 19, 2007 5:39 AM - Quote - Report!

EDIT:I did have several, but for some reason the name tags don't work and nor do the spaces... I'll work it out later.< ;cabby>

Posted: Aug 19, 2007 12:30 PM - Quote - Report!

Here goes...

(Jeff) Is gmail pop3?
* Drummondo thought B3n3dict XVI was pop3

I'm just trying to get this to work, for some reason it's not recognising new lines.

Here goes...

(Jeff) Is gmail pop3?
* Drummondo thought B3n3dict XVI was pop3

I'm just trying to get this to work, for some reason it's not recognising new lines.

Posted: Aug 19, 2007 12:33 PM - Quote - Report!

(11:18:45) (Omri) I love the smell of my own penis
(11:18:50) (Omri) it makes me feel like I own it
(11:18:52) (cabby) ...
(11:18:58) (Leon) ...
(11:19:20) (Horrid) ...
(11:19:40) (@Jamie) ...
(11:19:53) (Omri) what. ?

Posted: Aug 19, 2007 3:47 PM - Quote - Report!

^I remember that!<Horrid& gt; Human toilet is the practice of defecating and/or urinating on someone as a BDSM practice, often on that person's face or in that person's mouth to simulate a toilet. This may or may not include some consumption of the material, consumption of which may carry health risks. I want to go to Venice/altered for funnehness.

Posted: Aug 19, 2007 5:18 PM - Quote - Report!

^lol

Posted: Aug 19, 2007 8:37 PM - Quote - Report!

(Jonno) its no riddle for you
(Bales) Gimme another
(Jonno) yes
(Jonno) okay i got one
* Sinan waits expectantly
(Han) He's a dwarf.
(Jonno) a man lives on the 20th floor of an apartment block, in the morning when he leaves for work he goes straight down in the elevator but on the way home he has to go to the 10th floor and then walk the rest. however on rainy days he can go all the way upto the 20th. why is this happening?
(Bales) WHAT THE HELL YOU DEVIL MIND READER HAN

That was a funny moment. For us, anyway.

(Jonno) its no riddle for you
(Bales) Gimme another
(Jonno) yes
(Jonno) okay i got one
* Sinan waits expectantly
(Han) He's a dwarf.
(Jonno) a man lives on the 20th floor of an apartment block, in the morning when he leaves for work he goes straight down in the elevator but on the way home he has to go to the 10th floor and then walk the rest. however on rainy days he can go all the way upto the 20th. why is this happening?
(Bales) WHAT THE HELL YOU DEVIL MIND READER HAN

That was a funny moment. For us, anyway.

Posted: Aug 19, 2007 8:40 PM - Quote - Report!

(22:51:31) (Sean) westo's giving us n00dz of his sister
(22:51:46) (Stefan) Trade you pictures of my willy
(22:51:50) (Stefan) for those n00dz
(22:51:58) (Stefan) anyone sigs that
(22:52:00) (Stefan) I will kill them
(22:52:02) (Stefan) >=

Posted: Aug 19, 2007 9:53 PM - Quote - Report!

tanglewoodguit

cabby

:(
cabby

Posted: Aug 19, 2007 10:33 PM - Quote - Report!

pwned

Posted: Aug 19, 2007 10:48 PM - Quote - Report!

I'm never in on the right time

I'm never in on the right time :(

Posted: Aug 19, 2007 10:48 PM - Quote - Report!

ctb

Me too.

Those are quality quotes.

Me too. :( Those are quality quotes.

Posted: Aug 19, 2007 10:55 PM - Quote - Report!

Teh1337Hax0rz

[20:30] So, Leon... we buy a sex doll and double team it?
[20:30] You can have pooper.
[20:30] Sure.

Posted: Aug 20, 2007 1:34 AM - Quote - Report!

Dinkydaisy wrote on Aug 19th, 2007 at 7:33am :
(Jeff) Is gmail pop3?* Drummondo thought B3n3dict XVI was pop3

bahahaha that one is a classic

here's a few i have: i use mine on the keyboard pull-out drwawer drawr? druar? how in the hell do you spell drwawrs?(spike) but it's great, cause I can fingerpick the shit out of some bassists I know(spike) ...that sounded wrong(spike) :\(casualty01) lol.... gotta love asians. they create medicinal healing, yoga, paper, gun powder, noodles, and the most complete advanced system of fighting on the planet..... but hand them a camera and their chief achievment is godzilla and jackie chan.(casualty01) godbless em(eeyoredragon) lmao(manda) lmao(eeyoredragon) exactly(ellie) dude! jackie chan is cool(ibled) yea like a mullet(casualty01) yeah.... they should just avoid cinema(casualty01) stick to what they're good at(casualty01) like binding feet and little girl fantasies

Dinkydaisy wrote on Aug 19th, 2007 at 7:33am :
(Jeff) Is gmail pop3?* Drummondo thought B3n3dict XVI was pop3

bahahaha that one is a classic

Posted: Aug 20, 2007 6:47 AM - Quote - Report!

^those were great!!

Posted: Aug 20, 2007 10:21 AM - Quote - Report!

Dobzilla

[21:47][Ronnie] "Up until Monday, the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history was in Killeen, Texas, in 1991, when George Hennard plowed his pickup truck into a Luby's Cafeteria and shot 23 people to death, then himself."[21:47][Dobzilla] AH HA HA HA[21:47][Dobzilla] i have finished my coursework![21:47][Frenchy] ...[21:47][Dobzilla]

[21:47][Dobzilla] oh[21:47][Ronnie] ....[21:47][Dobzilla] sorry[21:47][Frenchy] Bad timing dude

Posted: Aug 20, 2007 11:20 AM - Quote - Report!

(23:31:00) (Chris|Horrid) I wanna change my screen name to SOCCERCUTIE69
(23:31:23) (Chris|Horrid) Just because... I like to play soccer with my friend, I am cute, and 69 is an awkward sexual position.

he was being serious.

Posted: Aug 20, 2007 11:50 AM - Quote - Report!

Dobzilla wrote on Aug 20th, 2007 at 6:20am :
[21:47][Ronnie] "Up until Monday, the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history was in Killeen, Texas, in 1991, when George Hennard plowed his pickup truck into a Luby's Cafeteria and shot 23 people to death, then himself."[21:47][Dobzilla] AH HA HA HA[21:47][Dobzilla] i have finished my coursework![21:47][Frenchy] ...[21:47][Dobzilla] [21:47][Dobzilla] oh[21:47][Ronnie] ....[21:47][Dobzilla] sorry[21:47][Frenchy] Bad timing dude

I've always wondered what context the sig with that in had been taken out of...

I'm just going to steal all these quotes for my chat file.

Dobzilla wrote on Aug 20th, 2007 at 6:20am :
[21:47][Ronnie] "Up until Monday, the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history was in Killeen, Texas, in 1991, when George Hennard plowed his pickup truck into a Luby's Cafeteria and shot 23 people to death, then himself."[21:47][Dobzilla] AH HA HA HA[21:47][Dobzilla] i have finished my coursework![21:47][Frenchy] ...[21:47][Dobzilla] :D[21:47][Dobzilla] oh[21:47][Ronnie] ....[21:47][Dobzilla] sorry[21:47][Frenchy] Bad timing dude

:sad:

I've always wondered what context the sig with that in had been taken out of...

I'm just going to steal all these quotes for my chat file.

Posted: Aug 20, 2007 2:37 PM - Quote - Report!

divid3d wrote on Aug 20th, 2007 at 1:47am :
Dinkydaisy wrote on Aug 19th, 2007 at 7:33am :
(Jeff) Is gmail pop3?* Drummondo thought B3n3dict XVI was pop3

bahahaha that one is a classic here's a few i have: i use mine on the keyboard pull-out drwawer drawr? druar? how in the hell do you spell drwawrs?(spike) but it's great, cause I can fingerpick the shit out of some bassists I know(spike) ...that sounded wrong(spike) :\(casualty01) lol.... gotta love asians. they create medicinal healing, yoga, paper, gun powder, noodles, and the most complete advanced system of fighting on the planet..... but hand them a camera and their chief achievment is godzilla and jackie chan.(casualty01) godbless em(eeyoredragon) lmao(manda) lmao(eeyoredragon) exactly(ellie) dude! jackie chan is cool(ibled) yea like a mullet(casualty01) yeah.... they should just avoid cinema(casualty01) stick to what they're good at(casualty01) like binding feet and little girl fantasies

Haha I that ones awesome.

Posted: Aug 20, 2007 3:01 PM - Quote - Report!

add45

add45 - alright guys, I'm gonna go now, see ya

omri - see you

*add45 has left #Ultimate-Guitar

Jack - pussy...

*add45 has joined #Ultimate-Guitar

add45 - who are you calling pussy?! >=[
Jack - wtf!?
*add45 has left #Ultimate-Guitar It went something like that

Posted: Aug 20, 2007 3:08 PM - Quote - Report!

(13:19:38) (NessasUnicorn) I have a Black 80GB Ipod. I wanted a White one though
(13:19:46) (@mack) ...
(13:19:53) (@mack) the fuck is wrong with the black one?
(13:19:56) (@mack) >

(13:20:49) (paint) (@mack) the fuck is wrong with the black one? <--- well first of all its not as good
(13:21:00) (@mack) it runs faster, though

lolol

(13:19:38) (NessasUnicorn) I have a Black 80GB Ipod. I wanted a White one though
(13:19:46) (@mack) ...
(13:19:53) (@mack) the fuck is wrong with the black one?
(13:19:56) (@mack) >:(
(13:20:49) (paint) (@mack) the fuck is wrong with the black one? <--- well first of all its not as good
(13:21:00) (@mack) it runs faster, though

lolol

Posted: Aug 20, 2007 7:22 PM - Quote - Report!

paintITblack39 wrote on Aug 20th, 2007 at 2:22pm :
(13:19:38) (NessasUnicorn) I have a Black 80GB Ipod. I wanted a White one though
(13:19:46) (@mack) ...
(13:19:53) (@mack) the fuck is wrong with the black one?
(13:19:56) (@mack) >
(13:20:49) (paint) (@mack) the fuck is wrong with the black one? <--- well first of all its not as good
(13:21:00) (@mack) it runs faster, though

lolol

I lol'd =p

paintITblack39 wrote on Aug 20th, 2007 at 2:22pm :
(13:19:38) (NessasUnicorn) I have a Black 80GB Ipod. I wanted a White one though
(13:19:46) (@mack) ...
(13:19:53) (@mack) the fuck is wrong with the black one?
(13:19:56) (@mack) >:(
(13:20:49) (paint) (@mack) the fuck is wrong with the black one? <--- well first of all its not as good
(13:21:00) (@mack) it runs faster, though

lolol

I lol'd =p

Posted: Aug 21, 2007 12:31 AM - Quote - Report!

hahahahhah awesome, love the ipod one. here's a few more:

(Connorhd) Nas if i were your parents i'd so get the speedo fixed to be biased like 20mph ;P
(davey) speedo?
(davey) =o
(Sraah) speedometer
(Sraah) you faggot
(davey) i know
(davey) =o
(davey) but ...
(Connorhd) davey in america you probably call it the wavey thing that tells you how fast you are going
(davey) =((trace) i could be one of those people that brings a shotgun to school/work one day randmoly(Connorhd) an american?(sam) lesbians of the carribean(chocolatguitar) i saw that movie sam!(chocolatguitar) that was a good flick(sam) lol i was referring to the simpsons episode(chocolatguitar) oh(sam) i havent seen the movie :P(chocolatguitar) ... [mp3-favorite] The Knack - My Sharona.mp3 [beeeoooo](manda) lol im gonna learn this on drums, never know when itll come in handy* zach imagines manda in a hostage situation with the only way of getting out of it by playing my sharona on drums(manda) lmao zach(manda) ya never know(Mack) "the only way to defuse the bomb is to play my sharona on drums"

Posted: Aug 21, 2007 7:02 AM - Quote - Report!

Haha, I love the last one, Manda.

I made a funny, not too long ago.

(paint) are you doing the 20q frenchy?
(@Frenchy) yeah
(paint) i chose vegetable
(paint) and won
(paint) my answer was terry schiavo

Posted: Aug 21, 2007 10:07 PM - Quote - Report!

Twist of fate

Anthony: I'd rather see Robert plant naked rather than Emma Watson Hells: MmmmAnthony: Wrong timing, eh hells?

Posted: Aug 22, 2007 11:28 PM - Quote - Report!

Woo!Yay!

(Sarah) my most awesomst dream involved colin and a fridge* Soquid sits and listens wide-eyed(Soquid ) lol(Anurndrew ) :O(Manda) hahah(Sarah) im not elaborating(Sarah ) :P* Soquid stands up and walks away
(Meths) you dont have a camera?(Anurn drew) I do(Meths) what do you live in the stone age or something?(An urndrew) Somewhere(Anu rndrew) It's my sisters though(Anurnd rew) She prolly has Noodz(Anurndr ew) or something(Anu rndrew) Even though she's like(Anurndre w) 11(Meths) send(Meths) WAIT NO(Anurndrew) :O(Meths) DAMN YOU(Anurndrew ) YOU SICK MAN!(Meths) I SAID THAT BEFORE YOU WROTE 11(Rich) lmao(Anurndre w) No you didn't!(Anurn drew) PERV!(Adam) frenchy, how come you cant play cannons (Anurndrew) He's too n00b(Frenchy) !op* Rincewind sets mode: +o Frenchy(Adam) lol(Adam) someone is screwed(GR) huh(Adam) cough*Anundrew*cough* Adam was kicked by Frenchy (Yeah, someone is)
I've lost the rest.

(Sarah) my most awesomst dream involved colin and a fridge* Soquid sits and listens wide-eyed(Soquid ) lol(Anurndrew ) :O(Manda) hahah(Sarah) im not elaborating(Sarah ) :P* Soquid stands up and walks away
(Meths) you dont have a camera?(Anurn drew) I do(Meths) what do you live in the stone age or something?(An urndrew) Somewhere(Anu rndrew) It's my sisters though(Anurnd rew) She prolly has Noodz(Anurndr ew) or something(Anu rndrew) Even though she's like(Anurndre w) 11(Meths) send(Meths) WAIT NO(Anurndrew) :O(Meths) DAMN YOU(Anurndrew ) YOU SICK MAN!(Meths) I SAID THAT BEFORE YOU WROTE 11(Rich) lmao(Anurndre w) No you didn't!(Anurn drew) PERV!(Adam) frenchy, how come you cant play cannons :((Anurndrew) He's too n00b(Frenchy) !op* Rincewind sets mode: +o Frenchy(Adam) lol(Adam) someone is screwed(GR) huh(Adam) cough*Anundrew*cough* Adam was kicked by Frenchy (Yeah, someone is)
I've lost the rest. :(

Posted: Aug 23, 2007 5:15 AM - Quote - Report!

chubbychunks

Quotations*

Posted: Aug 23, 2007 10:01 AM - Quote - Report!

Woo!Yay! wrote on Aug 23rd, 2007 at 12:15am :
(Sarah) my most awesomst dream involved colin and a fridge* Soquid sits and listens wide-eyed(Soquid ) lol(Anurndrew ) :O(Manda) hahah(Sarah) im not elaborating(Sarah ) :P* Soquid stands up and walks away >(Meths) you dont have a camera?(Anurn drew) I do(Meths) what do you live in the stone age or something?(An urndrew) Somewhere(Anu rndrew) It's my sisters though(Anurnd rew) She prolly has Noodz(Anurndr ew) or something(Anu rndrew) Even though she's like(Anurndre w) 11(Meths) send(Meths) WAIT NO(Anurndrew) :O(Meths) DAMN YOU(Anurndrew ) YOU SICK MAN!(Meths) I SAID THAT BEFORE YOU WROTE 11(Rich) lmao(Anurndre w) No you didn't!(Anurn drew) PERV!(Adam) frenchy, how come you cant play cannons (Anurndrew) He's too n00b(Frenchy) !op* Rincewind sets mode: +o Frenchy(Adam) lol(Adam) someone is screwed(GR) huh(Adam) cough*Anundrew*cough* Adam was kicked by Frenchy (Yeah, someone is) >I've lost the rest. < ;/adam></meths&g t;</anurndrew&g t;</meths&g t;

lmfao at the Meths one.

Woo!Yay! wrote on Aug 23rd, 2007 at 12:15am :
(Sarah) my most awesomst dream involved colin and a fridge* Soquid sits and listens wide-eyed(Soquid ) lol(Anurndrew ) :O(Manda) hahah(Sarah) im not elaborating(Sarah ) :P* Soquid stands up and walks away >(Meths) you dont have a camera?(Anurn drew) I do(Meths) what do you live in the stone age or something?(An urndrew) Somewhere(Anu rndrew) It's my sisters though(Anurnd rew) She prolly has Noodz(Anurndr ew) or something(Anu rndrew) Even though she's like(Anurndre w) 11(Meths) send(Meths) WAIT NO(Anurndrew) :O(Meths) DAMN YOU(Anurndrew ) YOU SICK MAN!(Meths) I SAID THAT BEFORE YOU WROTE 11(Rich) lmao(Anurndre w) No you didn't!(Anurn drew) PERV!(Adam) frenchy, how come you cant play cannons :((Anurndrew) He's too n00b(Frenchy) !op* Rincewind sets mode: +o Frenchy(Adam) lol(Adam) someone is screwed(GR) huh(Adam) cough*Anundrew*cough* Adam was kicked by Frenchy (Yeah, someone is) >I've lost the rest. :(< ;/adam></meths&g t;</anurndrew&g t;</meths&g t;

lmfao at the Meths one.

Posted: Aug 23, 2007 10:55 AM - Quote - Report!

I remember the one with Jack. :haha

Posted: Aug 23, 2007 9:14 PM - Quote - Report!

The only one I can remember went something like:(mack) I shall now read from the book of Metal(mack) "And on the first day, god created the Sabbath"

Posted: Aug 24, 2007 11:44 PM - Quote - Report!

Freddedonna

{Han} The keys
{Han} So close
{Han} And shit
{Fred} ..
{Fred} you phail han
{Han} FUCK Y ASSOEL
{Fred} see
{chucks} ...
{Han} im tie dof people being dcsk oe tme

Posted: Aug 25, 2007 12:15 AM - Quote - Report!

(Luke) ahh junk mail "hell i nigierian roaylty please send me money and disregard that i cannot spell nigieria or roaylty@
(alex) they dont need your filthy money, luke
(alex) they are rich
(alex) and powerful
(Luke) just like jews
(alex) yes, only less white.

Posted: Aug 25, 2007 2:22 PM - Quote - Report!

Draken

Jamie: i <3 leekspinLuke: leekspin makes me harder than frenchy in a sheepfarmJamie: wowJamie: that's pretty damn hardLuke: i know

Posted: Aug 25, 2007 2:46 PM - Quote - Report!

tanglewoodguit

HE SAID NIGGA! :O<mothafucka> so what nigga I'm black

<mothafucka> I'm blacker than you he is blacker than you! :O

HE SAID NIGGA! :O<mothafucka> so what nigga I'm black :(<mothafucka> I'm blacker than you he is blacker than you! :O

Posted: Aug 26, 2007 11:52 AM - Quote - Report!

[WebGuest] ytf is my name webguest?!?
[Jonathan] Because you didn't change it</li&g t;
[WebGuest] how the fuck do i do tht?
[Jonathan] type /quit webguest< ;/li>
[Han] Yeah, /quit Webguest then /nick
* WebGuest has quit IRC (Quit: egest)
[Jonathan] pwnt
[Han] HAHAHAHAH
[Guitarcrazy1991] lmao

I know we really shouldn't, but this was the same guy who had been PMing random users wanting cyber.

[WebGuest] ytf is my name webguest?!?
[Jonathan] Because you didn't change it</li&g t;
[WebGuest] how the fuck do i do tht?
[Jonathan] type /quit webguest< ;/li>
[Han] Yeah, /quit Webguest then /nick
* WebGuest has quit IRC (Quit: egest)
[Jonathan] pwnt
[Han] HAHAHAHAH
[Guitarcrazy1991] lmao

I know we really shouldn't, but this was the same guy who had been PMing random users wanting cyber.

Posted: Aug 26, 2007 9:33 PM - Quote - Report!

Draken

(Luke) and the idea of anal stimulation in an erotic manner repulses me
(Confusius) it's orgasmic!!!

Posted: Aug 26, 2007 11:09 PM - Quote - Report!

>_>

meh.

Posted: Aug 26, 2007 11:20 PM - Quote - Report!

FghtFfYrDmns

(colin) Scott you're my hero!

MANDA you need to post THE GOOD ONES i know you have a shitload

Posted: Aug 26, 2007 11:25 PM - Quote - Report!

moar:

(Yakult) I invented the best super hero last night
(Yakult) He's called Mathsman
(Yakult) And he can see through everything
(Jamie) oh dear
(Jamie) everything?
(Yakult) Yeah
(manda) lol
(Yakult) Basically he's blind
(Jamie) so he sees nothing?
(Jamie) lol
(manda) hahahahahaha
(Jamie) thought as much
(Jamie) :P
(manda) i choked
(Yakult) But he can carve really intricate models out of chalk
(manda) lmao
(Yakult) And they come to life
(Jamie) wow
(Yakult) And they're all invincible
(Jamie) that's pretty awesome
(Yakult) Their only weakness is water
(Yakult) and being trodden on
(Jamie) they must looked pretty fucked up though
(Yakult) and blackboards
(manda) lmao
(manda) Yakult... i love you
(Yakult) The name's actually ironic, because he's mentally retarded
(manda) lol
(Jamie) lol

(Randles) our new security guard at work since we got armed robbed last week
(Randles) is three feet tall anbd cant speak english
(davey) gary coleman?

(Dready) i have such a tanline over my crotch area

(Jerry) When does RHCP stop playing?(@colin) 10:30?
(Derek) when your people stop eating our dogs
(Derek) aka never

(casualty01) just had to get a beer
(manda) doug, shouldnt a woman be getting you a beer? wtf?
(casualty01) yes, one should. however, she's healing atm. I'm not completely without compassion

(trace) awww
(trace) what happened?
(casualty01) I used her ass to open the beer before this one

Posted: Aug 27, 2007 4:13 PM - Quote - Report!

Dinkydaisy wrote on Aug 23rd, 2007 at 5:55am :
Woo!Yay! wrote on Aug 23rd, 2007 at 12:15am :
(Sarah) my most awesomst dream involved colin and a fridge* Soquid sits and listens wide-eyed(Soquid ) lol(Anurndrew ) :O(Manda) hahah(Sarah) im not elaborating(Sarah ) :P* Soquid stands up and walks away
(Meths) you dont have a camera?(Anurn drew) I do(Meths) what do you live in the stone age or something?(An urndrew) Somewhere(Anu rndrew) It's my sisters though(Anurnd rew) She prolly has Noodz(Anurndr ew) or something(Anu rndrew) Even though she's like(Anurndre w) 11(Meths) send(Meths) WAIT NO(Anurndrew) :O(Meths) DAMN YOU(Anurndrew ) YOU SICK MAN!(Meths) I SAID THAT BEFORE YOU WROTE 11(Rich) lmao(Anurndre w) No you didn't!(Anurn drew) PERV!(Adam) frenchy, how come you cant play cannons (Anurndrew) He's too n00b(Frenchy) !op* Rincewind sets mode: +o Frenchy(Adam) lol(Adam) someone is screwed(GR) huh(Adam) cough*Anundrew*cough* Adam was kicked by Frenchy (Yeah, someone is)
I've lost the rest. < ;/ADAM></METHS&g t;</ANURNDREW&g t;</METHS&g t;
lmfao at the Meths one.

i lol'd at it too, but same with the one im in, i was actually interested in hearing that story, if true :P

Dinkydaisy wrote on Aug 23rd, 2007 at 5:55am :
Woo!Yay! wrote on Aug 23rd, 2007 at 12:15am :
(Sarah) my most awesomst dream involved colin and a fridge* Soquid sits and listens wide-eyed(Soquid ) lol(Anurndrew ) :O(Manda) hahah(Sarah) im not elaborating(Sarah ) :P* Soquid stands up and walks away
(Meths) you dont have a camera?(Anurn drew) I do(Meths) what do you live in the stone age or something?(An urndrew) Somewhere(Anu rndrew) It's my sisters though(Anurnd rew) She prolly has Noodz(Anurndr ew) or something(Anu rndrew) Even though she's like(Anurndre w) 11(Meths) send(Meths) WAIT NO(Anurndrew) :O(Meths) DAMN YOU(Anurndrew ) YOU SICK MAN!(Meths) I SAID THAT BEFORE YOU WROTE 11(Rich) lmao(Anurndre w) No you didn't!(Anurn drew) PERV!(Adam) frenchy, how come you cant play cannons :((Anurndrew) He's too n00b(Frenchy) !op* Rincewind sets mode: +o Frenchy(Adam) lol(Adam) someone is screwed(GR) huh(Adam) cough*Anundrew*cough* Adam was kicked by Frenchy (Yeah, someone is)
I've lost the rest. :(< ;/ADAM></METHS&g t;</ANURNDREW&g t;</METHS&g t;
lmfao at the Meths one.

i lol'd at it too, but same with the one im in, i was actually interested in hearing that story, if true :P

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 4:46 AM - Quote - Report!

and also, rofl @ the newest one from doug

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 4:47 AM - Quote - Report!

PuppetMaster189

paintITblack39 wrote on Aug 21st, 2007 at 5:07pm :
Haha, I love the last one, Manda.

I made a funny, not too long ago.

(paint) are you doing the 20q frenchy?
(@Frenchy) yeah
(paint) i chose vegetable
(paint) and won
(paint) my answer was terry schiavo

that's in my sig

:( that's in my sig

Posted: Aug 30, 2007 1:24 PM - Quote - Report!

(00:10:39) (Han) My vagina's as bald as a newborn baby(17:10:50) (@Kitty) If I had emma watson(17:10:54) (@Kitty) I'd dress up like captain kirk(17:10:58) (@Kitty) and go where no man has gone before(17:11:02) (@Kitty) budumtish(17:11:05) (@Kitty) I'd be like moses(17:11:12) (@Kitty) I'd part her red sea and let my people go(17:11:15) (@Kitty) BUH DUM TISH

Posted: Aug 30, 2007 11:11 PM - Quote - Report!

Twist of fate

other than titanic
oh my gosh, ish was awmazing
* Anthony draws fred naked
i just watched that last night...
LMAO

other than titanic
oh my gosh, ish was awmazing
* Anthony draws fred naked
i just watched that last night...
LMAO
:o

Posted: Sep 3, 2007 3:55 AM - Quote - Report!

I've just found a really good one that Cas said, but I seem to recall him telling us if anybody reposts it or sigs it we get permabanned. Think of the one of Jack asking for pics of the 11 year old and you're pretty close to what it says.

Posted: Sep 3, 2007 7:21 PM - Quote - Report!

I found an old cookie under my desk, should I eat it? yes, you should k ... well? I ate it good as new it was ... you fucking douche

Posted: Sep 7, 2007 10:10 AM - Quote - Report!

>=[

Posted: Sep 8, 2007 2:42 PM - Quote - Report!

FrenchyFungus

(COBHC) Cob Is Heavy(COBHC) HAHA

Went on like that for 4 hours, we had everyone in chat capitalising every word and calling random objects heavy, guy hadn't a clue we were laughing at him. I was pissing myself laughing the whole time.

You probably had to be there, but it was funny

Posted: Sep 8, 2007 5:48 PM - Quote - Report!

[17:53:54] (Soquid) dude
[17:54:00] (Soquid) my english teacher last year
[17:54:06] (Leon) was a man.
[17:54:06] (Soquid) i'd rail that

Posted: Sep 9, 2007 10:56 PM - Quote - Report!

^ lol.

Posted: Sep 9, 2007 10:59 PM - Quote - Report!

fuck you and your out of context quotes col

Posted: Sep 9, 2007 11:04 PM - Quote - Report!

So childish...

(Hells) (Leon) (Hells) (Leon) (Hells) (Leon) ] (Hells) DBZ sucks

Posted: Sep 16, 2007 12:20 AM - Quote - Report!

I lost

I lost :(

Posted: Sep 16, 2007 12:38 AM - Quote - Report!

Joe-Fish

I don't have any, how do you guys keep them?

Posted: Sep 16, 2007 12:47 AM - Quote - Report!

We see lulz in the chat, we coppy them and paste them here.

amazing.

Posted: Sep 17, 2007 1:38 AM - Quote - Report!

I like penis

Posted: Sep 19, 2007 5:54 AM - Quote - Report!

you know 57% of stats are made up on the spot =\ I do, dan. I read an article that said Evan caught a squid by dipping his mum's growler into the sea and using the intense fish smell to lure it in you said "works good" lol i wrote an article that said yakult has a 34% chance of marrying a dude im on, will

Posted: Sep 20, 2007 12:00 AM - Quote - Report!

marc> Will: "Stick that jingler in that there ringler and than wiggle a lot" and I repeated the sentence without "cooter [23:58] my bet is will has not a whole lot better than to just come up with words for vagina's all day <--- I'm going to kick your mum in the grinch loool grinch will I wanna fill your who-ha with goof juice groooossss lool hawt I'm going to spaff up your nan's chuff

Posted: Sep 20, 2007 12:02 AM - Quote - Report!

(14:44:40) (Chubby) ffs
(14:44:46) (Chubby) There's this girl who is depressed
(14:44:53) (Chubby) and she's really annoying
(14:45:01) (Chubby) but if I don't talk to her she'll probably kill herself
(14:45:23) (Jack) what a conundrum
(14:45:28) (Jack) i think the best and manliest thing to do is call her fat

Posted: Sep 20, 2007 8:47 PM - Quote - Report!

HawkaLuigi

(Luigi)this is why i don't be nice to people
(Luigi)they leave me

(Kai-7)lol

(Kai-7)im not leaving you anytime soon Luigi

(Luigi)

you're not a real person >.>

( Kai-7)

you've got a good 10 mths left

(Kai-7)< Kai-7>

WTF

You had to be there to get it.

(Luigi)this is why i don't be nice to people
(Luigi)they leave me :(

(Kai-7)lol

(Kai-7)im not leaving you anytime soon Luigi

(Luigi)

you're not a real person >.>

( Kai-7)

you've got a good 10 mths left

(Kai-7)< Kai-7>

WTF

You had to be there to get it. :haha:

Posted: Sep 23, 2007 1:19 AM - Quote - Report!

(Fusius) Join #cotb amy(Fusius) It's fun(Fusius)

(Fusius) we talk about real issues(Fusius) like global warming and weed(Amy) no last time i was there it was just me and three horny guys(Fusius) just what you dutch people like!(Fusius) ...*amy slaps Kyrl< ;span style="color: rgb(245, 222, 179);">

(Fusius) Join #cotb amy(Fusius) It's fun(Fusius) :D(Fusius) we talk about real issues(Fusius) like global warming and weed(Amy) no last time i was there it was just me and three horny guys(Fusius) just what you dutch people like!(Fusius) ...*amy slaps Kyrl< ;span style="color: rgb(245, 222, 179);">:p

Posted: Sep 23, 2007 9:27 PM - Quote - Report!

* Luke hides his penis from everyone no-one is getting near it! true dat* Luke is now known as Luke_Paul_Freeman lol yeah I bet

Posted: Sep 24, 2007 10:47 PM - Quote - Report!

[10:16] I ALWAYS [10:16] get a mosquito bite in my asscrack

Posted: Sep 29, 2007 7:19 AM - Quote - Report!

(LaQotsa) Fusius is a GURL.
(Fusius)

(Fusius) ...
(Fusius) no
(Fusius) wait

(LaQotsa) Fusius is a GURL.
(Fusius) ;)
(Fusius) ...
(Fusius) no
(Fusius) wait

Posted: Sep 29, 2007 5:57 PM - Quote - Report!

(Jack) FIAL
/me giggles

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 10:36 PM - Quote - Report!

17:28:08) (Yakult) My stances on pitmonkeys?
(17:28:18) (Yakult) I think they perform a crucial role in our econonmy
(17:28:22) (Yakult) Ecomony
(17:28:25) (Yakult) econmony
(17:28:30) (Yakult) Money making
(17:28:34) (Han) Lol

Posted: Oct 6, 2007 4:38 PM - Quote - Report!

(Chubby) Overlord(Overlord) yeah?(Chubby) Han's going(Overlord) cool(Chubby) and she puts out(Overlord) double penetration?(Chubby) totally(Overlord) kk* Overlord checks to see if han's in chat(Overlord) nope, all good* Han||Town has joined #ultimate-guitar* Han||Town has quit IRC (Quit: Han||Town)< BR>(Chubby) O.o(Overlord) o_O

Posted: Oct 7, 2007 5:06 PM - Quote - Report!

hye baby
Hey there, stud...where are you from?
IOWA
ummm....I love to think of you, alone in your room, in the middle of fucking nowhere
how old are you?
14
u
I just told you i'm 18, but that's okay, I like my guys like I like my fish, fresh and getting arrested for sexual benefits on-line

Posted: Oct 7, 2007 8:26 PM - Quote - Report!

(01:32:45) <@davey> i think my diarrhea was so hot it singed my asshair

O.o

Posted: Oct 8, 2007 7:35 AM - Quote - Report!

* alex has joined #bass woah... no guitarists allowed, or russians.. hmmm Good thing I'm not either !op aww not sure yet lol alex has NOOOOO POWERS !kick alex shit..

BACK IN MAIN CHAT -------->>

!kick Omri* You were kicked by Rincewind (Requested)

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 2:59 PM - Quote - Report!

(cabby) I'm lol'ling at my bawlz =(

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 9:09 PM - Quote - Report!

[14:08] * Kai-7 gives fyushus a big tub of ice cream[14:08]

<3[14:08] It'll make me fatter than I am[14:08] no thanks[14:08]

its soy :\[14:08] <Confusius> ah[14:08] alirghty then[14:08]

[14:09]

from tubgirl.[14:09] * Confusius eats ice cream[14:09] ...[14:09] shit[14:09]

LOL[14:09] shit< indeed

slightly altered. for funneh-ness (one word)

[14:08] * Kai-7 gives fyushus a big tub of ice cream[14:08]

<3[14:08] It'll make me fatter than I am[14:08] no thanks[14:08]

its soy :\[14:08] <Confusius> ah[14:08] alirghty then[14:08]

:D[14:09]

from tubgirl.[14:09] * Confusius eats ice cream[14:09] ...[14:09] shit[14:09]

LOL[14:09] shit< indeed

slightly altered. for funneh-ness (one word)

Posted: Oct 13, 2007 11:20 AM - Quote - Report!

(13:35:36) —› -frenchy- ohider
(13:35:45) —› -frenchy- where does your username come from? i've always wondered.
(13:39:20) -Frenchy- Frenchy = nickname, Fungus = another nickname
(13:39:56) -Frenchy- Frenchy obviously comes from my name. Fungus comes from the mushroom shaped haircut I have =/

i lol'd.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 12:44 PM - Quote - Report!

(@davey) [21:28] iceberg is 99% water --- they will be in 20 years anyway

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 3:34 AM - Quote - Report!

(02:40:01) (cabby) i can so imagine this(02:40:10) (cabby) "oh you have nice tits.. nice ass, nice hips!"(02:40:13) (cabby) "i have a cock"(02:40:17) (cabby) "oh, ... nice cock"(02:40:18) (Horrid) BINGO(02:40:33) (Daniel) I'd suck it though

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 5:10 PM - Quote - Report!

phantom1 wrote on Oct 6th, 2007 at 11:38am :
17:28:08) (Yakult) My stances on pitmonkeys?
(17:28:18) (Yakult) I think they perform a crucial role in our econonmy
(17:28:22) (Yakult) Ecomony
(17:28:25) (Yakult) econmony
(17:28:30) (Yakult) Money making
(17:28:34) (Han) Lol

I lol'd. A lot.

Posted: Oct 21, 2007 1:55 PM - Quote - Report!

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oh shittee-hee> ;

Posted: Oct 22, 2007 7:56 PM - Quote - Report!

Give me a hug Orson. ... :O Give me a hug Orson :'(* Orson has quit IRC (Ping timeout) lol pwned lmao lol lol

Give me a hug Orson. ... :O :( Give me a hug Orson :'(* Orson has quit IRC (Ping timeout) lol pwned lmao lol lol

Posted: Oct 22, 2007 8:08 PM - Quote - Report!

FUCK YOU CABBY FOR THE QUOTE THAT'S ABOUT TO COME!

Posted: Oct 27, 2007 10:13 AM - Quote - Report!

(11:07:41) (Anurndrew|) Cabby
(11:07:46) (Anurndrew|) seen my new desktop? D:
(11:07:49) (cabby) no?
(11:08:44) (Anurndrew|) http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o74/Anurndrew/l ove.jpg
(11:08:51) (cabby) lmao
(11:09:14) (cabby) nice
(11:11:25) (TRH) Actually, that chick's pretty good
(11:11:30) (Anurndrew|) Taluha?
(11:11:33) (Anurndrew|) lol
(11:11:35) (cabby) lol
(11:11:38) (TRH) SERIOUS?
(11:11:39) (TRH) FUCK
(11:11:40) (Anurndrew|) That's who it is
(11:11:42) (Anurndrew|) lawl
(11:11:43) (TRH) THAT MUST BE A GOOD PICTURE OF HER
(11:11:44) (Anurndrew|) OWNED

Posted: Oct 27, 2007 10:13 AM - Quote - Report!

(11:40:33) (Guy_With_Attitude) I used to thing lesbians were shemales
(11:40:42) (Guy_With_Attitude) So I used to say "I watch loooots of shemale porn!!"
(11:40:45) (Guy_With_Attitude) ...
(11:40:49) (Guy_With_Attitude) Embarassing

Posted: Oct 28, 2007 11:43 AM - Quote - Report!

Ah hah hah hah hah Cabby. Poor TRH.

Posted: Oct 28, 2007 1:09 PM - Quote - Report!

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t'wasn't my fault!

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 10:07 PM - Quote - Report!

^ :O fucking auto-rejoin -_-"

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 10:09 PM - Quote - Report!

Woo!Yay!

(Luke) chris an underage boy
(Luke) isn't that right up your street?
(Horrid) No.
(Horrid) If I wanted to look at a small dick I'd just masturbate.

Posted: Nov 4, 2007 6:07 PM - Quote - Report!

chubbychunks

Jack has cleavage
touché

Posted: Nov 4, 2007 9:55 PM - Quote - Report!

(14:51:47) (Minky) If Frenchy jumped off a bridge...
(14:51:54) (@Carmel) I'd make you follow
(14:52:00) (Minky) Yes ma'am

Posted: Nov 5, 2007 1:53 PM - Quote - Report!

Meths

Han > The average age of men I like is 40-50 anyway

Posted: Nov 10, 2007 8:38 PM - Quote - Report!

duncang

the very oldest is sixty
what does that tell yo about the saying?
This day and age
exactly
thats old
That's like, forty

Posted: Nov 10, 2007 8:40 PM - Quote - Report!

phantom1 wrote on Oct 27th, 2007 at 5:13am :
(11:07:41) (Anurndrew|) Cabby(11:07:46) (Anurndrew|) seen my new desktop? D11:07:49) (cabby) no?(11:08:44) (Anurndrew|) http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o74/Anurndrew/l ove.jpg(11:08:51) (cabby) lmao(11:09:14) (cabby) nice(11:11:25) (TRH) Actually, that chick's pretty good(11:11:30) (Anurndrew|) Taluha?(11:11:33) (Anurndrew|) lol(11:11:35) (cabby) lol(11:11:38) (TRH) SERIOUS?(11:11:39) (TRH) FUCK(11:11:40) (Anurndrew|) That's who it is(11:11:42) (Anurndrew|) lawl(11:11:43) (TRH) THAT MUST BE A GOOD PICTURE OF HER(11:11:44) (Anurndrew|) OWNED

LOL

phantom1 wrote on Oct 27th, 2007 at 5:13am :
(11:07:41) (Anurndrew|) Cabby(11:07:46) (Anurndrew|) seen my new desktop? D:(11:07:49) (cabby) no?(11:08:44) (Anurndrew|) http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o74/Anurndrew/l ove.jpg(11:08:51) (cabby) lmao(11:09:14) (cabby) nice(11:11:25) (TRH) Actually, that chick's pretty good(11:11:30) (Anurndrew|) Taluha?(11:11:33) (Anurndrew|) lol(11:11:35) (cabby) lol(11:11:38) (TRH) SERIOUS?(11:11:39) (TRH) FUCK(11:11:40) (Anurndrew|) That's who it is(11:11:42) (Anurndrew|) lawl(11:11:43) (TRH) THAT MUST BE A GOOD PICTURE OF HER(11:11:44) (Anurndrew|) OWNED

LOL

Posted: Nov 11, 2007 10:47 PM - Quote - Report!

Meths

Chubby> I would molly, but I'm gay

Posted: Nov 15, 2007 8:37 PM - Quote - Report!

Minkaro

[23:13] I am liking this album.[23:14] i'm like your mother's ass

Posted: Nov 15, 2007 11:16 PM - Quote - Report!

Meths wrote on Nov 15th, 2007 at 3:37pm :
I would molly, but I'm gay

You are, Jack?

Meths wrote on Nov 15th, 2007 at 3:37pm :
I would molly, but I'm gay

You are, Jack?

Posted: Nov 17, 2007 12:35 PM - Quote - Report!

Meths

Dinkydaisy wrote on Nov 17th, 2007 at 7:35am :
Meths wrote on Nov 15th, 2007 at 3:37pm :
I would molly, but I'm gay
You are, Jack?

...Quote it and it turns out right.

EDIT: In the quote it does anyway...

Dinkydaisy wrote on Nov 17th, 2007 at 7:35am :
Meths wrote on Nov 15th, 2007 at 3:37pm :
I would molly, but I'm gay
You are, Jack?

...Quote it and it turns out right. :(EDIT: In the quote it does anyway...

Posted: Nov 19, 2007 8:01 PM - Quote - Report!

(17:25:44) girls girls girls
(17:25:49) carrots in vagoos

i fucked lol'ed

Posted: Nov 19, 2007 11:28 PM - Quote - Report!

taht was cabby btw

Posted: Nov 19, 2007 11:39 PM - Quote - Report!

HorridxHopes

(18:25:41) <@bearforceColin> boys boys boys(18:25:44) <@bearforceColin> etc(18:25:46) girls girls girls(18:25:51) carrots in vagoos(18:25:58) lol(18:26:00) <@bearforceColin> lol(18:26:03) LOL(18:26:10) lmao

Posted: Nov 19, 2007 11:55 PM - Quote - Report!

Meths wrote on Nov 19th, 2007 at 3:01pm :
Dinkydaisy wrote on Nov 17th, 2007 at 7:35am :
Meths wrote on Nov 15th, 2007 at 3:37pm :
I would molly, but I'm gay
You are, Jack?
...Quote it and it turns out right. EDIT: In the quote it does anyway...

Only 'cause you edited your post.

Posted: Nov 20, 2007 7:17 PM - Quote - Report!

Raven> id love to stick my dick in her nostrils

Posted: Nov 25, 2007 2:49 AM - Quote - Report!

(Carmel) Jack talks too much(Jack) exactly

Posted: Dec 3, 2007 10:38 PM - Quote - Report!

Minkaro

[18:19] im gonna bed my mom to take me tonight...

Posted: Dec 8, 2007 6:21 PM - Quote - Report!

esther_mouse

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Posted: Dec 10, 2007 8:49 PM - Quote - Report!

type /quit nick: AlexX and then *newnickgoeshere* style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> DO /NICK I_AM_FAGOOT style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> remember you have to quit the old nick first Andy style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> style="color: rgb(139, 0, 0);"> Oh yeah style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> style="color: rgb(139, 0, 0);"> Silly me style="color: rgb(139, 0, 0);"> style="color: rgb(139, 0, 0);"> >.< style="color: rgb(139, 0, 0);"> style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">* Guitar_guest (ChatBuilde@61552C0E.2FA70611.19E1CCDA.IP) Quit (Quit: nick: Alexx)Lol, I'm so mean.

< ;Anurndrew>

Posted: Dec 13, 2007 9:54 PM - Quote - Report!

^ Oh god I remember that guy. He deserved that

^ Oh god I remember that guy. He deserved that :p

Posted: Dec 19, 2007 4:13 PM - Quote - Report!

primusfan

[00:23] * Colin has joined #ultimate-guitar
[00:23] * Rincewind sets mode: +o Colin
[00:24] Colin can someone pm me what i missed?
[00:24] davey nothing really
[00:24] Colin oh okay
[00:24] davey something about rach sucking puss
[00:24] Colin O__O
[00:24] Colin davey, i consider that a large thing< ;/Colin>

Posted: Dec 30, 2007 2:30 PM - Quote - Report!

Draken

[20:07] Juno: its 2 girls 1 cup with clothes on
[20:07] Jack: hot

Posted: Dec 30, 2007 8:09 PM - Quote - Report!

(20:55:44) (jameson8011) i dony have a pc
(20:55:54) (jameson8011) i have a computer

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 2:57 AM - Quote - Report!

i lol'ed

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 2:58 AM - Quote - Report!

HawkaLuigi

I impersonated Frenchy..with Frenchy in the chatroom..and the guest saw he was in there..yet he still believed I was Frenchy.[13:17] Luigi is now known as Frenchie[13:18] Baa im a sheep[13:18] eeeee[13:18] yea stupid name i know[13:18] i am oskar[13:18] and why were you banned?[13:18] and no im not in to sheep like THAT[13:18] posting in a reported thread[13:18] ah well[13:18] was it clearly reported?[13:18] there's the rub[13:18] imi just became member[13:18] you should've read the rules[13:18] well it was edited after a while[13:18] * GuitarGuest7 is now known as joeymaxx[13:19] * GuitarGuest9 is now known as okku[13:19] i suppose i could let you off with a slap on the wrists[13:19] i pretty much do follow them!i try anyway[13:19] cheers man[13:19] >.<[13:19] make sure you follow them next time[13:19] now leave the chat[13:19] will do thanks[13:19] yay im different now[13:19] * GuitarGuest2 (GuitarGues@D671A895.52D0F4F1.F7E80571.IP) Quit (Quit: Ultimate-Guitar Java Chat)[13:19] :O![13:19] * Frenchie is now known as Luigi<Frenchie> ;<Luke& gt;<GuitarGuest9> ;<Frenchie& gt;< /GuitarGuest2>

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 6:30 PM - Quote - Report!

lmao.

Posted: Jan 26, 2008 8:00 AM - Quote - Report!

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(21:27:46) (GuitarGuest6) hi
(21:27:50) (Nick) hi
(21:27:58) (GuitarGuest6) what doing
(21:28:09) (Leon) doing well.
(21:28:16) (GuitarGuest6) bye
(21:28:19) (Leon) bye.
(21:28:23) (Nick) fail.
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O_o
o_O

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 8:37 PM - Quote - Report!

richwatkinson

[18:58] * Overlord is now known as GenericNoob
[18:58] Good thing I dont drink then
[18:58] omg u guise UG r changein da logo O NOES
[18:58] what!
[18:58] UG's changing the logo?
[18:58] no wai!
[18:59] UG has a logo?
[18:59] ew
[18:59] it's gay
[18:59] the old one was better
[19:00] * &Frenchy gives alex a penny
[19:00] * &Frenchy waits for him to drop it
[19:00] I'm a jew
[19:00] we dont drop money
[19:00] lol
[19:00] lol
[19:00] lol
[19:00] <&Frenchy> lol
[19:00] lol
[19:00] * Han lols</alex& gt;

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 11:57 AM - Quote - Report!

joeymaxx

< JaysInBed > ya know< JaysInBed > if a person ever came out of my vagina< JaysInBed > i would be very confused

Posted: Apr 20, 2008 4:51 PM - Quote - Report!

* Everyone was kicked by Rincewind (Watch your language!)(Eve ryone)

* Everyone (ka292@4EA686D.C5C0A9BF.5693E71B.IP) has joined #Ultimate-Guitar< BR>... o_O

* Everyone was kicked by Rincewind (Watch your language!)(Eve ryone) :(* Everyone (ka292@4EA686D.C5C0A9BF.5693E71B.IP) has joined #Ultimate-Guitar< BR>... o_O

Posted: Apr 27, 2008 7:34 PM - Quote - Report!

LOL DOUBLE POST

(anarchomaniac) i know how to pick out an amp
(anarchomaniac) solid state ftw

Posted: May 10, 2008 9:50 PM - Quote - Report!

Co uldn't quote it in text. The HUEG smiley wouldn't show.

Posted: May 12, 2008 12:17 PM - Quote - Report!

amaqqut

I ate two..big ones.

she was talking about avacados, but it still made a great that's what she said joke

I ate two..big ones.

she was talking about avacados, but it still made a great that's what she said joke :D

Posted: May 14, 2008 2:20 AM - Quote - Report!

amaqqut

^it was nadda, by the way

Posted: May 14, 2008 2:21 AM - Quote - Report!

(02:46:16) i didnt say it wasnt intelligent its just dumb

fucking. idiot.

Posted: Jul 20, 2008 8:48 AM - Quote - Report!

that was some idiot n00b INEEDHELP btw

Posted: Jul 20, 2008 8:48 AM - Quote - Report!