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MY MOMMY KEEPS ME CLINICALLY OBESE SO I WON'T RUN

unregistered_763433

MY MOMMY KEEPS ME CLINICALLY OBESE SO I WON'T RUN AWAY AGAIN!!!! MY MOMMY KEEPS ME CLINICALLY OBESE SO I WON'T RUN AWAY AGAIN!!!!
Posted: Oct 25, 2008 1:58 AM - Quote - Report!

NoradZ

good for you good for you
Posted: Oct 26, 2008 11:27 PM - Quote - Report!

kugelspot

Let's cut him open and eat the fat!!! he'll be able to run again and it will be DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's cut him open and eat the fat!!! he'll be able to run again and it will be DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Oct 28, 2008 8:41 AM - Quote - Report!

NoradZ

if we do it was my idea if we do it was my idea
Posted: Oct 29, 2008 4:13 AM - Quote - Report!

Wastman666

SHIIIITTT!!!! ILL GET HELP! STAY CALM MAN!!!! SHIIIITTT!!!! ILL GET HELP! STAY CALM MAN!!!!
Posted: Oct 29, 2008 9:52 PM - Quote - Report!

guitargurl317

i told u to run to my place!!!


hurry u still hav a chance!!!!
i told u to run to my place!!!


hurry u still hav a chance!!!!
Posted: Nov 2, 2008 6:11 AM - Quote - Report!

Wastman666

*jumps on jakes mum and beats her with a rolling pin* RUN JAKE!!! RUN!!! and finaly forfill Kira's dream lol *jumps on jakes mum and beats her with a rolling pin* RUN JAKE!!! RUN!!! and finaly forfill Kira's dream lol
Posted: Nov 2, 2008 9:57 PM - Quote - Report!

NoradZ

it was kugelspot's idea it was kugelspot's idea
Posted: Nov 3, 2008 9:35 PM - Quote - Report!

Wastman666

*beats NoradZ* HES TRYING TO INVADE YOUR BRAIN!!!! RUN JAKE!!!!! *beats NoradZ* HES TRYING TO INVADE YOUR BRAIN!!!! RUN JAKE!!!!!
Posted: Nov 5, 2008 10:18 PM - Quote - Report!

NoradZ

too weak.... too weak....
Posted: Nov 7, 2008 3:38 AM - Quote - Report!

Wastman666

me too weak? lol ur like 12 and im 15 lol me too weak? lol ur like 12 and im 15 lol
Posted: Nov 8, 2008 8:24 PM - Quote - Report!

NoradZ

dude i'm 13 dude i'm 13
Posted: Nov 9, 2008 5:39 AM - Quote - Report!

guitargurl317

dude! not helping urself. once again ur extra young and we're all 15 or older, therfore....

*kicks NoradZ ass!*

i did Karate and i box....u cant do diddle squat to me.



Hurry up Jake! RRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
dude! not helping urself. once again ur extra young and we're all 15 or older, therfore....

*kicks NoradZ ass!*

i did Karate and i box....u cant do diddle squat to me.



Hurry up Jake! RRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Nov 9, 2008 6:52 AM - Quote - Report!

Wastman666

i do weight lifting and judo... i win XD i do weight lifting and judo... i win XD
Posted: Nov 9, 2008 3:02 PM - Quote - Report!

Wastman666

QUICK JAKE INTO THE CAR THAT I CANT DRIVE LEGALY YET!!! QUICK JAKE INTO THE CAR THAT I CANT DRIVE LEGALY YET!!!
Posted: Nov 9, 2008 3:02 PM - Quote - Report!

QuantumMechanix

im older than all of you! 17. you all die. WAIT!!! I FORGOT GUITARGURL IS ACTUALLY AN OLD GUY IN DISGUISE!!! im older than all of you! 17. you all die. WAIT!!! I FORGOT GUITARGURL IS ACTUALLY AN OLD GUY IN DISGUISE!!!
Posted: Nov 10, 2008 6:23 PM - Quote - Report!

guitargurl317

QuantumMechanix wrote on Nov 10th, 2008 at 1:23pm :
im older than all of you! 17. you all die. WAIT!!! I FORGOT GUITARGURL IS ACTUALLY AN OLD GUY IN DISGUISE!!!

NO I AM NOT!!!!!! seriously, how do i prove tht i am a 15 year old gurl
[QUOTE u='QuantumMechanix' d='2008-11-10 13:23:29']im older than all of you! 17. you all die. WAIT!!! I FORGOT GUITARGURL IS ACTUALLY AN OLD GUY IN DISGUISE!!![/QUOTE]
NO I AM NOT!!!!!! seriously, how do i prove tht i am a 15 year old gurl
Posted: Nov 11, 2008 8:58 PM - Quote - Report!

Wastman666

put pics of ur self up duh... put pics of ur self up duh...
Posted: Nov 11, 2008 9:58 PM - Quote - Report!

Wastman666

put pics of ur self up duh... put pics of ur self up duh...
Posted: Nov 11, 2008 9:58 PM - Quote - Report!

unregistered_763433

I can run again! YES!!!!!! Oh, and I know the Ancient and Deadly
Afro-Brazilian Martial Art of Capoeira, and I also mixed it in with some hardcore UFC moves and some basic Tae-Kwon-Doe blocks and attack formations. I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!



I call it, "Jake-Kwun-Doe".



If you want to learn Jake-Kwun-Doe, then come to my Dojo!!!!!!!!!





I RULE!!!!!





BEER!!!!!
I can run again! YES!!!!!! Oh, and I know the Ancient and Deadly
Afro-Brazilian Martial Art of Capoeira, and I also mixed it in with some hardcore UFC moves and some basic Tae-Kwon-Doe blocks and attack formations. I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!



I call it, "Jake-Kwun-Doe".



If you want to learn Jake-Kwun-Doe, then come to my Dojo!!!!!!!!!





I RULE!!!!!





BEER!!!!!
Posted: Nov 12, 2008 1:30 AM - Quote - Report!

NoradZ

guitargurl317 wrote on Nov 9th, 2008 at 1:52am :
dude! not helping urself. once again ur extra young and we're all 15 or older, therfore....

*kicks NoradZ ass!*

i did Karate and i box....u cant do diddle squat to me.



Hurry up Jake! RRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
i do karate
[QUOTE u='guitargurl317' d='2008-11-09 01:52:34']dude! not helping urself. once again ur extra young and we're all 15 or older, therfore....

*kicks NoradZ ass!*

i did Karate and i box....u cant do diddle squat to me.



Hurry up Jake! RRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]i do karate
Posted: Nov 12, 2008 3:54 AM - Quote - Report!

NoradZ

Wastman666 wrote on Nov 11th, 2008 at 4:58pm :
put pics of ur self up duh...
agree
[QUOTE u='Wastman666' d='2008-11-11 16:58:09']put pics of ur self up duh...[/QUOTE]agree
Posted: Nov 12, 2008 3:55 AM - Quote - Report!

QuantumMechanix

^no, he could just find any random pic or a girl on the internet. she (he) has to bedoing something specific. make something up. like 'wearing a green shirtwith one hand on your hip and the other on top of your head' idk something like that ^no, he could just find any random pic or a girl on the internet. she (he) has to bedoing something specific. make something up. like 'wearing a green shirtwith one hand on your hip and the other on top of your head' idk something like that
Posted: Nov 12, 2008 4:19 PM - Quote - Report!

Wastman666

lol... lol...
Posted: Nov 12, 2008 9:01 PM - Quote - Report!

NoradZ

wear a green shirt with one hand on your hip and the other on your head wear a green shirt with one hand on your hip and the other on your head
Posted: Nov 12, 2008 9:26 PM - Quote - Report!

guitargurl317

okokok. i'll do it. i jus gotta get a camera okokok. i'll do it. i jus gotta get a camera
Posted: Nov 14, 2008 10:42 PM - Quote - Report!

NoradZ

fine you are wearing a green shirt but i do not see a hand on your hip and the other on your head fine you are wearing a green shirt but i do not see a hand on your hip and the other on your head
Posted: Nov 15, 2008 6:42 AM - Quote - Report!

isildurs_bane

why stroll when you can roll? why stroll when you can roll?
Posted: Nov 15, 2008 11:34 PM - Quote - Report!

guitargurl317

NoradZ wrote on Nov 15th, 2008 at 1:42am :
fine you are wearing a green shirt but i do not see a hand on your hip and the other on your head

tht pic was takin 2 yrs ago. i was in 8th grd. and i was going to my formal.
[QUOTE u='NoradZ' d='2008-11-15 01:42:30']fine you are wearing a green shirt but i do not see a hand on your hip and the other on your head[/QUOTE]
tht pic was takin 2 yrs ago. i was in 8th grd. and i was going to my formal.
Posted: Nov 16, 2008 6:12 AM - Quote - Report!

guitargurl317

isildurs_bane wrote on Nov 15th, 2008 at 6:34pm :
why stroll when you can roll?

rolling is fun...
[QUOTE u='isildurs_bane' d='2008-11-15 18:34:44']why stroll when you can roll?[/QUOTE]
rolling is fun...
Posted: Nov 16, 2008 6:12 AM - Quote - Report!

NoradZ

guitargurl317 wrote on Nov 16th, 2008 at 1:12am :
NoradZ wrote on Nov 15th, 2008 at 1:42am :
fine you are wearing a green shirt but i do not see a hand on your hip and the other on your head


tht pic was takin 2 yrs ago. i was in 8th grd. and i was going to my formal.
then take a new picture
[QUOTE u='guitargurl317' d='2008-11-16 01:12:16'][QUOTE u='NoradZ' d='2008-11-15 01:42:30']fine you are wearing a green shirt but i do not see a hand on your hip and the other on your head[/QUOTE]

tht pic was takin 2 yrs ago. i was in 8th grd. and i was going to my formal.[/QUOTE]then take a new picture
Posted: Nov 16, 2008 5:51 PM - Quote - Report!

guitargurl317

NoradZ wrote on Nov 16th, 2008 at 12:51pm :
guitargurl317 wrote on Nov 16th, 2008 at 1:12am :
NoradZ wrote on Nov 15th, 2008 at 1:42am :
fine you are wearing a green shirt but i do not see a hand on your hip and the other on your head


tht pic was takin 2 yrs ago. i was in 8th grd. and i was going to my formal.
then take a new picture

i wuld but with the lack of a camera tht wont happen for a while
[QUOTE u='NoradZ' d='2008-11-16 12:51:08'][QUOTE u='guitargurl317' d='2008-11-16 01:12:16'][QUOTE u='NoradZ' d='2008-11-15 01:42:30']fine you are wearing a green shirt but i do not see a hand on your hip and the other on your head[/QUOTE]

tht pic was takin 2 yrs ago. i was in 8th grd. and i was going to my formal.[/QUOTE]then take a new picture[/QUOTE]
i wuld but with the lack of a camera tht wont happen for a while
Posted: Nov 17, 2008 8:35 PM - Quote - Report!

NoradZ

guitargurl317 wrote on Nov 17th, 2008 at 3:35pm :
NoradZ wrote on Nov 16th, 2008 at 12:51pm :
guitargurl317 wrote on Nov 16th, 2008 at 1:12am :
NoradZ wrote on Nov 15th, 2008 at 1:42am :
fine you are wearing a green shirt but i do not see a hand on your hip and the other on your head


tht pic was takin 2 yrs ago. i was in 8th grd. and i was going to my formal.
then take a new picture


i wuld but with the lack of a camera tht wont happen for a while
fine
[QUOTE u='guitargurl317' d='2008-11-17 15:35:38'][QUOTE u='NoradZ' d='2008-11-16 12:51:08'][QUOTE u='guitargurl317' d='2008-11-16 01:12:16'][QUOTE u='NoradZ' d='2008-11-15 01:42:30']fine you are wearing a green shirt but i do not see a hand on your hip and the other on your head[/QUOTE]

tht pic was takin 2 yrs ago. i was in 8th grd. and i was going to my formal.[/QUOTE]then take a new picture[/QUOTE]

i wuld but with the lack of a camera tht wont happen for a while[/QUOTE]fine
Posted: Nov 17, 2008 9:54 PM - Quote - Report!

guitargurl317

NoradZ wrote on Nov 17th, 2008 at 4:54pm :
guitargurl317 wrote on Nov 17th, 2008 at 3:35pm :
NoradZ wrote on Nov 16th, 2008 at 12:51pm :
guitargurl317 wrote on Nov 16th, 2008 at 1:12am :
NoradZ wrote on Nov 15th, 2008 at 1:42am :
fine you are wearing a green shirt but i do not see a hand on your hip and the other on your head


tht pic was takin 2 yrs ago. i was in 8th grd. and i was going to my formal.
then take a new picture


i wuld but with the lack of a camera tht wont happen for a while
fine

dude ur 10! why do u care!
[QUOTE u='NoradZ' d='2008-11-17 16:54:11'][QUOTE u='guitargurl317' d='2008-11-17 15:35:38'][QUOTE u='NoradZ' d='2008-11-16 12:51:08'][QUOTE u='guitargurl317' d='2008-11-16 01:12:16'][QUOTE u='NoradZ' d='2008-11-15 01:42:30']fine you are wearing a green shirt but i do not see a hand on your hip and the other on your head[/QUOTE]

tht pic was takin 2 yrs ago. i was in 8th grd. and i was going to my formal.[/QUOTE]then take a new picture[/QUOTE]

i wuld but with the lack of a camera tht wont happen for a while[/QUOTE]fine[/QUOTE]
dude ur 10! why do u care!
Posted: Nov 21, 2008 11:10 PM - Quote - Report!

QuantumMechanix

hahahaha hahahaha
Posted: Nov 23, 2008 5:12 AM - Quote - Report!

NoradZ

guitargurl317 wrote on Nov 21st, 2008 at 6:10pm :
NoradZ wrote on Nov 17th, 2008 at 4:54pm :
guitargurl317 wrote on Nov 17th, 2008 at 3:35pm :
NoradZ wrote on Nov 16th, 2008 at 12:51pm :
guitargurl317 wrote on Nov 16th, 2008 at 1:12am :
NoradZ wrote on Nov 15th, 2008 at 1:42am :
fine you are wearing a green shirt but i do not see a hand on your hip and the other on your head


tht pic was takin 2 yrs ago. i was in 8th grd. and i was going to my formal.
then take a new picture


i wuld but with the lack of a camera tht wont happen for a while
fine


dude ur 10! why do u care!
i'm 13
[QUOTE u='guitargurl317' d='2008-11-21 18:10:49'][QUOTE u='NoradZ' d='2008-11-17 16:54:11'][QUOTE u='guitargurl317' d='2008-11-17 15:35:38'][QUOTE u='NoradZ' d='2008-11-16 12:51:08'][QUOTE u='guitargurl317' d='2008-11-16 01:12:16'][QUOTE u='NoradZ' d='2008-11-15 01:42:30']fine you are wearing a green shirt but i do not see a hand on your hip and the other on your head[/QUOTE]

tht pic was takin 2 yrs ago. i was in 8th grd. and i was going to my formal.[/QUOTE]then take a new picture[/QUOTE]

i wuld but with the lack of a camera tht wont happen for a while[/QUOTE]fine[/QUOTE]

dude ur 10! why do u care![/QUOTE]i'm 13
Posted: Nov 26, 2008 9:29 PM - Quote - Report!

QuantumMechanix

^still. you should at least wait till you go through puberty. lol ^still. you should at least wait till you go through puberty. lol
Posted: Nov 27, 2008 12:55 AM - Quote - Report!

guitargurl317

seriously Noradz ur ballz havnt evn dropped yet! seriously Noradz ur ballz havnt evn dropped yet!
Posted: Nov 28, 2008 5:07 AM - Quote - Report!

unregistered_763433

guitargurl317 wrote on Nov 28th, 2008 at 12:07am :
seriously Noradz ur ballz havnt evn dropped yet!


And how would you know?.....OMG SHE'S STALKING NORADZ!!!!!!!
[QUOTE u='guitargurl317' d='2008-11-28 00:07:13']seriously Noradz ur ballz havnt evn dropped yet![/QUOTE]

And how would you know?.....OMG SHE'S STALKING NORADZ!!!!!!!
Posted: Nov 29, 2008 10:58 PM - Quote - Report!

unregistered_763433

....my balls dropped at 12.... ....my balls dropped at 12....
Posted: Nov 29, 2008 10:58 PM - Quote - Report!

guitargurl317

psht....of all ppl why wuld i stalk Noradz? rlly.

rlly...? ;)
psht....of all ppl why wuld i stalk Noradz? rlly.

rlly...? ;)
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 1:23 AM - Quote - Report!

esyrnyk

if she does just roll away! lol if she does just roll away! lol
Posted: Jan 21, 2009 3:11 AM - Quote - Report!

QuantumMechanix

what? what?
Posted: Jan 26, 2009 6:21 PM - Quote - Report!

guitargurl317

mmm...rollz... mmm...rollz...
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 11:36 PM - Quote - Report!

padgea7x

Isn't that title from grand theft auto san andreas? Noradz got pwned Isn't that title from grand theft auto san andreas?

Noradz got pwned
Posted: May 27, 2009 6:35 PM - Quote - Report!

megs139

...hello again? :p ...hello again? :p
Posted: Aug 20, 2009 3:28 AM - Quote - Report!

unregistered_763433

padgea7x wrote on May 27th, 2009 at 1:35pm :
Isn't that title from grand theft auto san andreas?

Noradz got pwned
HAHA NORADZ! jk Cake rules
padgea7x wrote on May 27th, 2009 at 1:35pm :
Isn't that title from grand theft auto san andreas?

Noradz got pwned


HAHA NORADZ!

jk

Cake rules
Posted: Aug 23, 2009 3:28 PM - Quote - Report!

Metalligirl

Curious. My mother puts an elizabethan collar on me like a dog so I won't chew on my limbs any more. :C Curious. My mother puts an elizabethan collar on me like a dog so I won't chew on my limbs any more. :C
Posted: Jan 18, 2010 12:18 AM - Quote - Report!

TopicOfTheDay

Metalligirl wrote on Jan 17th, 2010 at 7:18pm :
Curious. My mother puts an elizabethan collar on me like a dog so I won't chew on my limbs any more. :C


how decent of her....
my mom just lets me chew away..... =/
[QUOTE u='Metalligirl' d='2010-01-17 19:18:21']Curious. My mother puts an elizabethan collar on me like a dog so I won't chew on my limbs any more. :C[/QUOTE] how decent of her.... my mom just lets me chew away..... =/
Posted: Jan 26, 2010 6:49 PM - Quote - Report!

Metalligirl

TopicOfTheDay wrote on Jan 26th, 2010 at 1:49pm :

how decent of her....
my mom just lets me chew away..... =/

Can I chew on your limbs? My tongue is now useless since I chewed it away. :c mommy put me in a bag and hit me with a stick, but i need to chew something meaty D:
[QUOTE u='TopicOfTheDay' d='2010-01-26 13:49:46'] how decent of her.... my mom just lets me chew away..... =/[/QUOTE] Can I chew on your limbs? My tongue is now useless since I chewed it away. :c mommy put me in a bag and hit me with a stick, but i need to chew something meaty D:
Posted: Feb 10, 2010 9:25 PM - Quote - Report!
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