I thaught this was so funny it deserved its own thread.
"The story shown is in fact an allusion to Coheed's devastating anger toward the dryness of a sandwich, citing the line "Give me mayo, or dear God, you'll all be fucked for sure!" as evidence."
"The story shown is in fact an allusion to Coheed's devastating anger toward the dryness of a sandwich, citing the line "Give me mayo, or dear God, you'll all be fucked for sure!" as evidence."
it was so funny<BR><BR><BR><BR><U >The Story of Coheed from Cumbria</U><BR><BR>The story is told in several different parts. The first album, Second Level Combine Harvester Blade, is the second part of the story and is the start of Coheed's quest to find Key Workers in agriculture to return to their posts, yet it is the first album. <BR><BR><BR><BR>It starts with some guy and a chick who need to kill their children to save the world... But one of the kids, Claudio (a rip-off from the lead singer because he has no creative ability and cannot think of an original name) lives and the parents die somehow and then the kid wants to get revenge or something. <BR><BR><BR><BR>The second album, In Keeping Cows in Silent Barns, continues with Claudio waking up to find himself bleeding in the middle of summer. He gets a tampon, and puts it in. He hitches a ride from a racist serial killer named Wierd Al in his camper, which he named Veronica, or something. In fact, Wierd Al happened to like naming inanimate objects, like his shotgun, which he named The Failure of Heart. Al drove Coheed to his house in the Atlantic Ocean, which could never sink due to the fact that several Crows held it above the water. <BR><BR><BR><BR>Farmer's Almanac, I'm Burning Peat IV Volume One: From Rain Through The Hay and Turf, is the third album. No one knows exactly what the hell happens here, but it has something to do with Wierd Al's demon-worshipping bicycle. Oh yeah and this bitch get hes skanky ass stabbed. Claudio becomes the " Moaning" and becomes emo and starts to cry and shit. The last songs are about him getting revenge. Again. <BR><BR><BR><BR>Volume Two is supposedly the end of the story, featuring Claudio's mother, Mother Superfluous, pulling the trigger of the Failure of Heart just in time to save him from his brother's Blood Machine. At this point Claudio's voice finally cracks and the story is left unfinished. And the CD sucks, swallows and blows. Pick a fucking type playing! From garrage, opera, metal, and electronica. What the fuck?!?! Electronica is nothing like the band!
it was so funny<BR><BR><BR><BR><U >The Story of Coheed from Cumbria</U><BR><BR>The story is told in several different parts. The first album, Second Level Combine Harvester Blade, is the second part of the story and is the start of Coheed's quest to find Key Workers in agriculture to return to their posts, yet it is the first album. <BR><BR><BR><BR>It starts with some guy and a chick who need to kill their children to save the world... But one of the kids, Claudio (a rip-off from the lead singer because he has no creative ability and cannot think of an original name) lives and the parents die somehow and then the kid wants to get revenge or something. <BR><BR><BR><BR>The second album, In Keeping Cows in Silent Barns, continues with Claudio waking up to find himself bleeding in the middle of summer. He gets a tampon, and puts it in. He hitches a ride from a racist serial killer named Wierd Al in his camper, which he named Veronica, or something. In fact, Wierd Al happened to like naming inanimate objects, like his shotgun, which he named The Failure of Heart. Al drove Coheed to his house in the Atlantic Ocean, which could never sink due to the fact that several Crows held it above the water. <BR><BR><BR><BR>Farmer's Almanac, I'm Burning Peat IV Volume One: From Rain Through The Hay and Turf, is the third album. No one knows exactly what the hell happens here, but it has something to do with Wierd Al's demon-worshipping bicycle. Oh yeah and this bitch get hes skanky ass stabbed. Claudio becomes the " Moaning" and becomes emo and starts to cry and shit. The last songs are about him getting revenge. Again. <BR><BR><BR><BR>Volume Two is supposedly the end of the story, featuring Claudio's mother, Mother Superfluous, pulling the trigger of the Failure of Heart just in time to save him from his brother's Blood Machine. At this point Claudio's voice finally cracks and the story is left unfinished. And the CD sucks, swallows and blows. Pick a fucking type playing! From garrage, opera, metal, and electronica. What the fuck?!?! Electronica is nothing like the band!
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