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Machine Gun Cat

Creationists may never shut up and just hurl a relentless barrage of bible quotes in your direction, but what are some things you've said before that have totally bummed them out?

Posted: Jun 3, 2008 8:22 AM - Quote - Report!

Kensai

"I've slept with your sister."

Posted: Jun 7, 2008 10:05 PM - Quote - Report!

TastyMooglePie

"Your mom has herpes now"

Posted: Jun 10, 2008 7:55 PM - Quote - Report!

Gnomefry

I explain mr.Garrison's way of explaining evolution.

Posted: Jun 22, 2008 11:45 PM - Quote - Report!

_Tim_

The bible is fictitious.

Posted: Jun 24, 2008 4:49 PM - Quote - Report!

hugh20

Retarded people are smarter than you

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 3:25 PM - Quote - Report!

XmydyingheartX

what tim said

and the fact that its over 2000 years old so some of the values portrayed in it aren't going to be valid for today's society.

Posted: Oct 23, 2008 1:37 PM - Quote - Report!

highlordmugfug

Machine Gun Cat wrote on Jun 3rd, 2008 at 3:22am :
Creationists
may never shut up and just hurl a relentless barrage of bible quotes in
your direction, but what are some things you've said before that have
totally bummed them out?

Nothing because all of the ones that I've spoken with will only respond with either bible quotes or that, "I can believe what I believe and you believe what you believe." Even after repeatedly pointing out that science isn't about what you think sounds the bestest and how dim and willfully ignorant they are being they just repeat above phrase. I have no problem with people believing in a God or any religion, but this creationism pseudo-science ignorant bullshit has to stop.

[QUOTE u='Machine Gun Cat' d='2008-06-03 03:22:55']Creationists
may never shut up and just hurl a relentless barrage of bible quotes in
your direction, but what are some things you've said before that have
totally bummed them out?

[/QUOTE]Nothing because all of the ones that I've spoken with will only respond with either bible quotes or that, "I can believe what I believe and you believe what you believe." Even after repeatedly pointing out that science isn't about what you think sounds the bestest and how dim and willfully ignorant they are being they just repeat above phrase. I have no problem with people believing in a God or any religion, but this creationism pseudo-science ignorant bullshit has to stop.

Posted: Jan 22, 2009 7:01 AM - Quote - Report!

SOADrox429

"You're adopted."

Posted: Feb 14, 2009 4:20 PM - Quote - Report!

Le_Meow117

"god doesnt love you anymore"

Posted: Feb 14, 2009 5:18 PM - Quote - Report!

MaGgOt_13

Look at the horror on their face when you tell them that christian metal exists. It doesn't sound like much, but trust me, it's hillarious. Their face goes all contorted lmao.

Look at the horror on their face when you tell them that christian metal exists.
It doesn't sound like much, but trust me, it's hillarious.
Their face goes all contorted lmao.

Posted: Apr 25, 2009 10:41 AM - Quote - Report!