The North African Cave Jews are a devious race that were spawned at the beginning of time. They change shape throughout their immensly long lives and are nearly impossible to kill. Trees are their natural enemies and will often fight a North African Cave Jew to the death to protect its family. The North African Cave Jews cannot eat fried chicken or drink kool-aid and therefore do not take the shape of African Americans or other colored peoples(no racism intended). They often morph into boulders when frightened.
Resistance Against North African Cave Jews group forum