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rizo299 wrote on Jul 14th, 2008 4:45pm

Her entire room, from top to bottom was covered in scarecrows. The walls and ceiling were covered in newspaper cuttings, magazine clippings and posters of scarecrows. One entire wall was covered in pictures that she'd taken of scarecrows from apparently all around the country. Her bed had Wizard of covers, and every flat surface was covered in figurines of scarecrows. She had a calendar, that she had seemingly made herself, that had a picture of a different scarecrow each month. I noticed a big circle on that days date, the words "TURNIP HEAD" were written in it.

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rizo299 wrote on Jul 14th, 2008 4:45pm

This is where you see why all the detail was necessary.

I heard her leave the room and say she'd be back in a minute and to hold tight and not peep. Frankly, I'm a guy alone in my hot girlfriends room, late at night, while her parents are away, awaiting a surprise. I though this was my lucky day. I couldn't help but peek.

And that's when I saw it.

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rizo299 wrote on Jul 14th, 2008 4:44pm

So I did what any man would do in that situation, I called her aunt sally. That seemed to placate her. So I left it at that and sincerely hoped that I'd never have to do that again.

A week or so passed and I ended around her house watching The Wizard of Oz while cuddling up with her. I brought the hat she bought me which she thought was very sweet, and she made jam on toast which was frankly, the best thing I've ever tasted. The film finished and she told me she had a surprise for me. She led me up stairs and blind folded me before leading me into her room and sitting me on the bed.

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rizo299 wrote on Jul 14th, 2008 4:44pm

Which was delightfully quirky, if unorthodox.

Fast forward a month or so and we're going out, every thing's fantastic and going pretty damn smoothly for a relationship involving me. When she talks about me to her friends she calls me "turnip head" and says " He's great, but if only he had a brain!" which they all find fantastically funny and brilliant and original. I don't really get it, but whatever life's great.

The first sign that something odd was going on was in the bedroom. My bedroom to be specific. We'd been together for a month or so and we felt it was time to get a little more intimate. I wont get into to many details, but suffice to say that at some point mid-coitus she whispered "call me aunt sally" into my ear. I chuckled because she's a joker and I knew she'd try something funny. Suddenly she looked quite hurt, and I realised she was entirely serious. She told me to say it again, but this time she said it in quite a frightening voice. So I did what any man would do in that situation, I called

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rizo299 wrote on Jul 14th, 2008 4:43pm

This is a serious question, but it needs quite a bit of background so sorry if it's a bit long.

I met a girl a few months ago at friends party, we hit it off really well pretty much straight away. We spent most of the night talking about our favourite shows when we were kids, music and films and stuff people said we were boring but we just sat there talking. It was absolutely fantastic, we talked for hours about how much we loved Worzel Gummage when we were kids, and how we though that Daydream Anonymous was easily the best album last year, and she talked about how much she loves the Wizard of Oz and we talked about how you can play the dark side of the moon along side it. It was great.

We met up fairly frequently after that and thing's sped up pretty quickly, her birthday came around and I got her a limited edition version of The Wizard of Oz and copy of The Dark Side of the Moon on vinyl. She thought that was brilliant, and for my birthday she got me a straw hat. Which was delightfully quirky, if unorth

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AlchJabu wrote on Jul 7th, 2008 1:28am

Black Wizards has been sent a response :)
Best wishes!
:heart:AlchJabu:heart:

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Black Wizards wrote on Jul 4th, 2008 7:18am

Continued:we were playing truth or dare, and I asked "Would you make out with me?" as kind of a joke, but she said "maybe, depends on the day."
Then I asked if she would kiss me, and she was like "Idk, it depends on what mood I'm in"
Then at work a while later, I was like "So what mood am I waiting for?" she said "I don't know" and I replied "Well that's not making it easier for me" she was like "I know"
Anyway, I can tell she is flirting with me at least a little (I think) but she flirts a LOT. And we're friends, it might be possible she thought I was joking or something???

Anyway, I really need to find out if she likes me because I haven't been able to get her out of my mind for almost a year... If she doesn't start being obvious soon I'm just going to ask her if she likes me. But I really need to know what any of you girls think and I appreciate it in advance!

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Black Wizards wrote on Jul 4th, 2008 7:18am

Thanks in advance for everything it's appreciated!
Anyway, I've known this girl for about a year, and we've been good friends for about 8 months or so.
One time, I asked her out (probably about 7 or 8 months ago) and she said no because she had a thing with another guy at the time. But also around this time my friend heard her telling someone that she at least kind of liked me.
Anyway, we've been good friends even after that, and a few weeks ago she found out I needed a job, so she convinced her boss to hire me. Well, I've been flirting with her ever since then, and a few days ago she asked if I wanted to hang out with her before work sometime (and we've never hung out besides school and work)
Anyway, we hung out for like 4 hours, we just chilled at my place and got coffee at some place and went around town and looked in stores and whatnot.
So at one point, we were playing truth or dare, and I asked "Would you make out with me?" as kind of a joke, but she said "maybe, depends on the day."
Then I asked if she

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Crazymike100 wrote on Jul 3rd, 2008 2:52pm

hi. got anyone for a 15year old traceur, who occasionally loses all hope in himself, humanity and religion? oh, I like fruit, and am currently on a fast to help regain my spirituality. PM me!

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chrismetal86 wrote on Jul 2nd, 2008 4:39pm

Oi! I never got responded =(

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Skater901 wrote on Jun 29th, 2008 5:48pm

Hmm, I had that weird character limit thing that CanCan had. Lemme remember what I wrote and re-write it here.

My question is, is there any point getting involved with her seeing as she will be going back to Japan soon?

Second question: what are some good guidelines for telling if someone likes you? I just figure that it'd be handy to have a good idea so I don't go stuffing up friendships by thinking people like me.

Third question: do you do all this yourself vintage x metal or do you have people to help you?

Fourth question: why do you call yourself vintage X metal? Why not vintage metal? Cause that would be like bands like Iron Maiden and Metallica and stuff, and that's pretty cool.

Fifth question: what would you do if a lesbian or bi-sexual girl turned up here asking for advice with a girl? Just treat it the same way you would any other case?

Well there's a fair few questions to keep you busy. ;)

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Skater901 wrote on Jun 29th, 2008 5:34pm

Hello there Ladies of UG. I'd like to say that you're doing a great service, as there are many confused guys out there and they need help. I wonder if we need a group of guys to give advice to girls, hmm?

Anyway, I never thought I'd come here to ask for advice as I thought I'd never succumb to the lure of love, but I have, and I'm here to ask for advice.

Basically, there's this Japanese exchange student who's over for a little while, I'm not sure how long exactly, but I know she's already been here for a couple of months. Just in case you couldn't guess I'm not in Japan. :P So anyway, Friday night just been I was at my friend's place for her 19th birthday party. The Japanese student was first staying at this friend's place, and that's how I met her. Now I hadn't seen her for a few weeks cause she changed families, but that night I'm pretty sure she was flirting with me a bit and I think she does like me, and now I like her. My question is, is there any point getting involved with her seeing as she will

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vintage x metal wrote on Jun 28th, 2008 4:48pm

tsoyguitar has been responded to

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Morphox wrote on Jun 27th, 2008 6:43pm

52 members lol.

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tsoyguitar wrote on Jun 27th, 2008 5:40pm

help me out ladies.

i was hanging out with my gf and some friends today and i wanted me and my gf to ditch them to go make out and sh1t in private. when i whispered in her ear if she wanted to she very loudly responded "NO I DONT WANT TO DITCH THEM.", and our friends were nearby
it didn't really change the way she acted toward me though, after she said that she still let me kiss her and hold her and shit

should i be concerned? what should i do?

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vintage x metal wrote on Jun 27th, 2008 4:31pm

gibson_10, you have been sent a response =]

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gibson_10 wrote on Jun 26th, 2008 11:20pm

Hey I got a question, a few weeks ago I was at the mall with one of my buddies and we ran into one of his friends and I thought she was really cute, so he set us up, and she was showing lots of interest in me, we were over at that same buddy's house last week, and I thought things were going really well, cause we were watching a movie and fooling around a bit. Then on Monday we went on our first date and I had a really good time and she said she did too, but sence then she hasnt shown as much interest in me, because we used to talk on msn alot, now doesnt seem like we do as much, should I be worried? and I really want to ask her out again today, and I dont know what we should do, we went to a movie last time if that helps.


Thanks

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vintage x metal wrote on Jun 24th, 2008 4:54pm

Lou, you have been sent a response =]

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St.Loony wrote on Jun 23rd, 2008 10:23pm

Dear Ladies,
I seem to be going nowhere relationship wise. In the last year I have asked out around 4 girls using different method. From all the girls I have gotten the response "just friends"... The worse thing a guy like me could here. Before you say no, I am not chasing for girls just for the hell of it. These 4 girls I was convinced they wanted something more then just friendship - especially the recent girl. We have been close for a while but in the last month we have been getting REALLY close and I know that we could've made each other happy but "Just friends" followed my speech.

Please ladies... Help a lonely soul

- [i]Lou[/]

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thedudemeister wrote on Jun 21st, 2008 3:38pm

thank you ladies for your help, i will put it to good use immediately :)

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