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Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

U B the band

Here's how it works:
Someone writes something that they wish for, and the next poster grants the wish, but corrupts it. For example:

"I wish for a prom date."

Next poster:

"You get a prom date...but it's your cousin."

And so on.


I wish for a million bucks.
Here's how it works:
Someone writes something that they wish for, and the next poster grants the wish, but corrupts it. For example:

"I wish for a prom date."

Next poster:

"You get a prom date...but it's your cousin."

And so on.


I wish for a million bucks.
Posted: Dec 2, 2008 2:30 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

You get a million male deer. (a buck is a male dear)

I wish I was famous.
You get a million male deer. (a buck is a male dear)

I wish I was famous.
Posted: Dec 2, 2008 5:44 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

wish granted but as you live the life of the famous you do something very embarrasing and the paprazi post it all around the world, everyone hates you and you jump off a cliff and kill yourself xD......i've played this on another forum..

I wish for a randy rhodes signiture guitar, signed.....
wish granted but as you live the life of the famous you do something very embarrasing and the paprazi post it all around the world, everyone hates you and you jump off a cliff and kill yourself xD......i've played this on another forum..

I wish for a randy rhodes signiture guitar, signed.....
Posted: Dec 2, 2008 6:39 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

Wish granted but the guitar is broken in half.

I wish I was never born.
(beat that)
Wish granted but the guitar is broken in half.

I wish I was never born.
(beat that)
Posted: Dec 3, 2008 2:01 AM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

granted but from your previous life, before reincarnation you were damned to eternal life in hell, so now you have to stay there lol

i wish they would take the blocks off at school
granted but from your previous life, before reincarnation you were damned to eternal life in hell, so now you have to stay there lol

i wish they would take the blocks off at school
Posted: Dec 3, 2008 5:52 PM - Quote - Report!

U B the band

Granted, then there were no Lego (Blocks) to keep the horrible weather outside out.


I wish that I could tab songs more often.
Granted, then there were no Lego (Blocks) to keep the horrible weather outside out.


I wish that I could tab songs more often.
Posted: Dec 3, 2008 6:10 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

Granted, but you suck.

I wish I could live forever.
Granted, but you suck.

I wish I could live forever.
Posted: Dec 3, 2008 10:16 PM - Quote - Report!

U B the band

Granted, but everyelse dies and you're alone (go insane and kill yourself).

I wish wikipedia would go bankrupt and go off line.
Granted, but everyelse dies and you're alone (go insane and kill yourself).

I wish wikipedia would go bankrupt and go off line.
Posted: Dec 3, 2008 11:39 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

Granted, but so does UG.
 
I wish Oprah would die.
Granted, but so does UG.
 
I wish Oprah would die.
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 12:33 PM - Quote - Report!

U B the band

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Granted, but you get married to her corpse.

I wish Chris Crocker would leave briney alone. haha
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Granted, but you get married to her corpse.

I wish Chris Crocker would leave briney alone. haha
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 2:55 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

Granted, briney dies.

I wish I wasen't a virgin.
(for the record, I am making that one up)
Granted, briney dies.

I wish I wasen't a virgin.
(for the record, I am making that one up)
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 5:49 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

granted but you get sent to jail and gang raped by Oprahs dead corpes and a bunch of hefty black guys.

I wish for internet at my house again.
granted but you get sent to jail and gang raped by Oprahs dead corpes and a bunch of hefty black guys.

I wish for internet at my house again.
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 6:32 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

granted, but you get grounded for the rest of your life from it
 
I wish i didn't have to go to school...
granted, but you get grounded for the rest of your life from it
 
I wish i didn't have to go to school...
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 7:00 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

granted but your home schooled lol
i wish i had more time in this class
granted but your home schooled lol
i wish i had more time in this class
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 7:11 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

Granted, but Mr. Day turns Internet access off for everyone. (where you can't bypass it) Granted, but Mr. Day turns Internet access off for everyone. (where you can't bypass it)
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 7:56 PM - Quote - Report!

U B the band

redwolf745 wrote on Dec 4th, 2008 at 2:56pm :
Granted, but Mr. Day turns Internet access off for everyone. (where you can't bypass it)




Since you didn't write a wish, it's not bad if you're a virgin (If you really are that's cool). I'm not a girl but amost every girl will like that you are. I just thought I'd shed some light on that. Virginity is cool.
[QUOTE u='redwolf745' d='2008-12-04 14:56:58']Granted, but Mr. Day turns Internet access off for everyone. (where you can't bypass it)[/QUOTE]



Since you didn't write a wish, it's not bad if you're a virgin (If you really are that's cool). I'm not a girl but amost every girl will like that you are. I just thought I'd shed some light on that. Virginity is cool.
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 9:04 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

Thanks, that helps. Anyway, I forgot to post a wish so I post one now.

I wish I was a vampire.
Thanks, that helps. Anyway, I forgot to post a wish so I post one now.

I wish I was a vampire.
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 11:42 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

granted but you get raped by a werewolf....

i wish it was summer
granted but you get raped by a werewolf....

i wish it was summer
Posted: Dec 5, 2008 7:08 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

granted but the end of the world comes the same day

I wish I could trade my life for an exsitence.
granted but the end of the world comes the same day

I wish I could trade my life for an exsitence.
Posted: Dec 6, 2008 7:08 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

granted but the devil steals your exsitence and your life.....

i wish i had guitar hero world tour
granted but the devil steals your exsitence and your life.....

i wish i had guitar hero world tour
Posted: Dec 8, 2008 5:55 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

granted but it dose't work

I wish I was somewhere else.
granted but it dose't work

I wish I was somewhere else.
Posted: Dec 10, 2008 5:42 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

granted but your in the bermuda triangle getting eatin by a massive man eating whale

i wish this week would go faster
granted but your in the bermuda triangle getting eatin by a massive man eating whale

i wish this week would go faster
Posted: Dec 10, 2008 6:22 PM - Quote - Report!

U B the band

Granted, but at the end of the week you die a horrible death (Final Destination freak accident)

I wish the tour would start already.
Granted, but at the end of the week you die a horrible death (Final Destination freak accident)

I wish the tour would start already.
Posted: Dec 11, 2008 12:00 AM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

Granted but an Atomic Bomb goes off right after and everyone dies except you and you are left without a tour to go on.

I wish there was something to watch on TV.
Granted but an Atomic Bomb goes off right after and everyone dies except you and you are left without a tour to go on.

I wish there was something to watch on TV.
Posted: Dec 11, 2008 12:32 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

granted but its a rerun

i wish for more wishes
granted but its a rerun

i wish for more wishes
Posted: Dec 11, 2008 5:48 PM - Quote - Report!

U B the band

granted, after you use your 1 million wishes.

I wish more people would join this group, it's freaking great.
granted, after you use your 1 million wishes.

I wish more people would join this group, it's freaking great.
Posted: Dec 12, 2008 1:26 AM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

granted, cant say nothing bad about that lol

I wish the people in this group would be more active with exception of the ones that already are =)
granted, cant say nothing bad about that lol

I wish the people in this group would be more active with exception of the ones that already are =)
Posted: Dec 12, 2008 6:28 PM - Quote - Report!

U B the band

Granted.......I can't say anything bad either haha.

I wish I could find the kind of food that the person that grants this wish would like to eat right now.
Granted.......I can't say anything bad either haha.

I wish I could find the kind of food that the person that grants this wish would like to eat right now.
Posted: Dec 12, 2008 10:52 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

????????? ?????????
Posted: Dec 15, 2008 5:14 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

U B the band wrote on Dec 12th, 2008 at 5:52pm :
Granted.......I can't say anything bad either haha.

I wish I could find the kind of food that the person that grants this wish would like to eat right now.
granted but some guy buys that food from you before you get it to me and come to find out its counterfeit money and you get thrown in jail xD

I wish x mas break would come faster
[QUOTE u='U B the band' d='2008-12-12 17:52:07']Granted.......I can't say anything bad either haha.

I wish I could find the kind of food that the person that grants this wish would like to eat right now.[/QUOTE]granted but some guy buys that food from you before you get it to me and come to find out its counterfeit money and you get thrown in jail xD

I wish x mas break would come faster
Posted: Dec 15, 2008 5:20 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

Granted but we have to make up a bunch of school days using it.

Wish to come later....
Granted but we have to make up a bunch of school days using it.

Wish to come later....
Posted: Dec 16, 2008 2:20 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

ehhh.....granted but you forget your wish

i wish for a pound of pot
ehhh.....granted but you forget your wish

i wish for a pound of pot
Posted: Dec 16, 2008 7:25 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

Granted you smoke too much at one time and die.

I wish christmas would come sooner.
Granted you smoke too much at one time and die.

I wish christmas would come sooner.
Posted: Dec 17, 2008 2:07 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

lol its impossible, you have to smoke your body weight in 30 minutes to OD on pot

granted but you were kicked from your house, no money, no presents, no love....j/k thats mean xD
lol its impossible, you have to smoke your body weight in 30 minutes to OD on pot

granted but you were kicked from your house, no money, no presents, no love....j/k thats mean xD
Posted: Dec 17, 2008 7:53 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

sooo, what's ur wish?? sooo, what's ur wish??
Posted: Dec 18, 2008 12:56 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

iicklerockchiq wrote on Dec 18th, 2008 at 7:56am :
sooo, what's ur wish??


dam i forgot about it lol.......

my wish is for pot to be legal in my country/state/city/town/house xD
[QUOTE u='iicklerockchiq' d='2008-12-18 07:56:51']sooo, what's ur wish??[/QUOTE]

dam i forgot about it lol.......

my wish is for pot to be legal in my country/state/city/town/house xD
Posted: Dec 18, 2008 6:02 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

granted but you smoke too much and die.....

i wish I wasen't so fat.
granted but you smoke too much and die.....

i wish I wasen't so fat.
Posted: Dec 19, 2008 5:50 PM - Quote - Report!

U B the band

granted, but you go anorexic and die.

I wish that I wasn't feeling sick.
granted, but you go anorexic and die.

I wish that I wasn't feeling sick.
Posted: Dec 19, 2008 5:52 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

U B the band wrote on Dec 19th, 2008 at 12:52pm :
granted, but you go anorexic and die.

I wish that I wasn't feeling sick.

granted but the medicine you take kills you. xD all the death jokes.

I wish i could do and be at more than one place at a time

redwolf745 wrote on Dec 19th, 2008 at 12:50pm :
granted but you smoke too much and die.....

i wish I wasen't so fat.


lol its physically impossible to smoke too much and die.....cant be done, ever
[QUOTE u='U B the band' d='2008-12-19 12:52:40']granted, but you go anorexic and die.

I wish that I wasn't feeling sick.[/QUOTE]
granted but the medicine you take kills you. xD all the death jokes.

I wish i could do and be at more than one place at a time

[QUOTE u='redwolf745' d='2008-12-19 12:50:23']granted but you smoke too much and die.....

i wish I wasen't so fat.[/QUOTE]

lol its physically impossible to smoke too much and die.....cant be done, ever
Posted: Dec 19, 2008 6:03 PM - Quote - Report!

U B the band

Granted, someone cuts you in half and drags part of your body somewhere else (hence 2 places at once) OKAY, OKAY, THAT WAS MY LAST DEATH JOKE.

I wish that I could fly.
Granted, someone cuts you in half and drags part of your body somewhere else (hence 2 places at once) OKAY, OKAY, THAT WAS MY LAST DEATH JOKE.

I wish that I could fly.
Posted: Dec 19, 2008 6:31 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

granted but you get shot by a nearby hunter mistaking you for a bird...........you die 3 days l8er....xD srry wasnt my last one

i wish.........
granted but you get shot by a nearby hunter mistaking you for a bird...........you die 3 days l8er....xD srry wasnt my last one

i wish.........
Posted: Dec 19, 2008 6:40 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

for world domination for world domination
Posted: Dec 19, 2008 6:40 PM - Quote - Report!

U B the band

Granted, but you get shot in the head and become retarded.

I wish for the end of the world to come.
Granted, but you get shot in the head and become retarded.

I wish for the end of the world to come.
Posted: Dec 19, 2008 6:51 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

granted but now u live in nothing

i wish for an rc
granted but now u live in nothing

i wish for an rc
Posted: Dec 22, 2008 3:25 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

UG-Dalton wrote on Dec 22nd, 2008 at 10:25am :
granted but now u live in nothing

i wish for an rc


i really hate to come across as a dumb person but....
what's an RC?
[QUOTE u='UG-Dalton' d='2008-12-22 10:25:58']granted but now u live in nothing

i wish for an rc[/QUOTE]

i really hate to come across as a dumb person but....
what's an RC?
Posted: Jan 20, 2009 2:23 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

Royal Crown cola, its a cheap version of coca cola, it was an off brand came out in the 70's i think Royal Crown cola, its a cheap version of coca cola, it was an off brand came out in the 70's i think
Posted: Jan 21, 2009 2:16 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

lol no wonder why i dont know it

well now that i know,,,

granted! ...but there's a human thumb inside it :P


i wish for a lesbian threesome ;)
lol no wonder why i dont know it

well now that i know,,,

granted! ...but there's a human thumb inside it :P


i wish for a lesbian threesome ;)
Posted: Jan 22, 2009 3:16 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

granted but their your sisters.

I wish I wasen't fat.
granted but their your sisters.

I wish I wasen't fat.
Posted: Feb 12, 2009 3:47 AM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

eeewwww!!! lol

granted but ur gf gets all the fats u lose hehe

i wish for a lifetime supply of juice!
eeewwww!!! lol

granted but ur gf gets all the fats u lose hehe

i wish for a lifetime supply of juice!
Posted: Feb 12, 2009 12:47 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

granted but it is poisined and you die.

I wish I was a vampire.
granted but it is poisined and you die.

I wish I was a vampire.
Posted: Feb 13, 2009 4:15 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but you've got false teeth

i wish for a one-night stand with Johnny Depp
granted but you've got false teeth

i wish for a one-night stand with Johnny Depp
Posted: Feb 19, 2009 3:14 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

Granted but you get AIDS!!

I wish for the school to be bombed with me out of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Granted but you get AIDS!!

I wish for the school to be bombed with me out of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Feb 19, 2009 4:04 PM - Quote - Report!

U B the band

Granted but the bomb blast reaches your house (where you are) and you die.

I wish I had my own guitar recording equipment.
Granted but the bomb blast reaches your house (where you are) and you die.

I wish I had my own guitar recording equipment.
Posted: Feb 19, 2009 5:09 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

granted but, you record your song and get shut down

i wish i had more time on the computer
granted but, you record your song and get shut down

i wish i had more time on the computer
Posted: Feb 20, 2009 3:01 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

granted, but you don't have internet

I wish I had some cheese right now!!!!
granted, but you don't have internet

I wish I had some cheese right now!!!!
Posted: Feb 21, 2009 2:11 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but it's rotten

i wish i'm 18 now
granted but it's rotten

i wish i'm 18 now
Posted: Feb 24, 2009 2:48 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

granted, but you die shortly after!

I wish I had some money.
granted, but you die shortly after!

I wish I had some money.
Posted: Feb 25, 2009 4:34 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but u have to get it by 'entertaining' an old MAN. and by ENTERTAiNING, i meant, EVERYTHING the old man wants from u. and oh, he's a pedo as well lol

i wish my parrot would shut up
granted but u have to get it by 'entertaining' an old MAN. and by ENTERTAiNING, i meant, EVERYTHING the old man wants from u. and oh, he's a pedo as well lol

i wish my parrot would shut up
Posted: Feb 26, 2009 12:42 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

granted but now your cat talks and its an asshole xD

i wish it would get warm
granted but now your cat talks and its an asshole xD

i wish it would get warm
Posted: Feb 28, 2009 10:05 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

granted, but it gets so hot that everyone dies.

I wish I was 18.
granted, but it gets so hot that everyone dies.

I wish I was 18.
Posted: Mar 2, 2009 4:22 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but u start paying lots of bills :P

i wish i could see my bf right now :(
granted but u start paying lots of bills :P

i wish i could see my bf right now :(
Posted: Mar 4, 2009 10:59 AM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

granted, but he breaks up with you

I wish I had more time for myself instead of doing homework, work, etc.
granted, but he breaks up with you

I wish I had more time for myself instead of doing homework, work, etc.
Posted: Mar 5, 2009 3:44 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

granted but you get sick of yourself and find a cliff xD

i wish i was a guitar master
granted but you get sick of yourself and find a cliff xD

i wish i was a guitar master
Posted: Mar 5, 2009 6:28 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but after a few years, you break your hand :P

i wish i can have some free condoms today
granted but after a few years, you break your hand :P

i wish i can have some free condoms today
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 12:56 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

lol wish granted, but you forget them and get knocked up.

I wish i wasnt your father...
lol wish granted, but you forget them and get knocked up.

I wish i wasnt your father...
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 3:42 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

granted but you find out your the father of 32 kids in ethiopia, 19 kids in iraq, 72 kids in asia, and 24 adults in america xD

i wish i could find a job
granted but you find out your the father of 32 kids in ethiopia, 19 kids in iraq, 72 kids in asia, and 24 adults in america xD

i wish i could find a job
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 9:53 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but ur job is to be a jigalo (male prostitute) lol

i wish i could finish this damn paper work
granted but ur job is to be a jigalo (male prostitute) lol

i wish i could finish this damn paper work
Posted: Mar 10, 2009 12:43 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

you finish it, but the next day it gets ripped to shreds before you can do anything.

Oh i wish... (My bologna has a first name! its o-s-c-a-r! my bologna has a second name its m-a-y-e-.... um... o yeah!! r!!! oscar mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a) lol random
you finish it, but the next day it gets ripped to shreds before you can do anything.

Oh i wish... (My bologna has a first name! its o-s-c-a-r! my bologna has a second name its m-a-y-e-.... um... o yeah!! r!!! oscar mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a) lol random
Posted: Mar 11, 2009 3:43 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

granted but you choke on your bologna, so they start an investigation on oscar meyer

i wish i wasnt so tired
granted but you choke on your bologna, so they start an investigation on oscar meyer

i wish i wasnt so tired
Posted: Mar 14, 2009 10:26 AM - Quote - Report!

death eater

wish granted, but your girl friend leaves the house

i wish i could think of a better wish =/
wish granted, but your girl friend leaves the house

i wish i could think of a better wish =/
Posted: Mar 16, 2009 3:13 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but ur wish turns out to be, "i wish someone could chop my p*nis off" lol

i wish Synyster Gates would do a one night stand with me :P
granted but ur wish turns out to be, "i wish someone could chop my p*nis off" lol

i wish Synyster Gates would do a one night stand with me :P
Posted: Mar 17, 2009 12:19 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

wish granted, but you find he was the one who got HIS WOo cut off

i wish i would pass this damn computer test.
wish granted, but you find he was the one who got HIS WOo cut off

i wish i would pass this damn computer test.
Posted: Mar 17, 2009 3:14 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

(haha good comeback!)

granted but ur the only guy who passes and then everyone hates u for being that guy lol

i wish i'd get an A/B for my psychology test tomorrow
(haha good comeback!)

granted but ur the only guy who passes and then everyone hates u for being that guy lol

i wish i'd get an A/B for my psychology test tomorrow
Posted: Mar 17, 2009 3:21 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

llol wish granted, but now everyone hates US!!! lol

i wish my teachers wouldnt come in tomorrow...
llol wish granted, but now everyone hates US!!! lol

i wish my teachers wouldnt come in tomorrow...
Posted: Mar 18, 2009 3:18 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but they come to ur house at the weekend instead haha

i wish for a toasted marshmallow milkshake right now :(
granted but they come to ur house at the weekend instead haha

i wish for a toasted marshmallow milkshake right now :(
Posted: Mar 19, 2009 3:58 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

wish granted but i steal it =P

i wish i could get my gf something nice and she would luv for her birthday (other than me lol)
wish granted but i steal it =P

i wish i could get my gf something nice and she would luv for her birthday (other than me lol)
Posted: Mar 20, 2009 3:38 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

granted but someone else gets her something better and she leaves you for them (and its a girl) lmfao

I wish my school would get hit by a meator with all the teachers inside and the students outside.
granted but someone else gets her something better and she leaves you for them (and its a girl) lmfao

I wish my school would get hit by a meator with all the teachers inside and the students outside.
Posted: Mar 23, 2009 4:35 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted, but its a few years passed and your a teacher there

i wish i had the pick of destinyy
granted, but its a few years passed and your a teacher there

i wish i had the pick of destinyy
Posted: Mar 24, 2009 2:06 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

granted, but the only thing to pick from is death.

I wish I could lose some weight.
granted, but the only thing to pick from is death.

I wish I could lose some weight.
Posted: Mar 24, 2009 3:48 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

wish granted, but you become anorexic (?) and die bc of the sudden loss of weight.

i wish my finger got better...
wish granted, but you become anorexic (?) and die bc of the sudden loss of weight.

i wish my finger got better...
Posted: Mar 25, 2009 3:37 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but when it finally healed, ur gf chops it off while ur asleep :P

i wish i get amazin sex this weekend! :haha:
granted but when it finally healed, ur gf chops it off while ur asleep :P

i wish i get amazin sex this weekend! :haha:
Posted: Mar 26, 2009 12:28 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

lol wish granted, but you wake up with me (AHHHH!! lol jk)

i wish i could sleep with frances cobain
lol wish granted, but you wake up with me (AHHHH!! lol jk)

i wish i could sleep with frances cobain
Posted: Mar 26, 2009 3:22 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

death eater wrote on Mar 26th, 2009 at 10:22am :
lol wish granted, but you wake up with me (AHHHH!! lol jk)


HAHA! awesome!! :P
[QUOTE u='death eater' d='2009-03-26 10:22:57']lol wish granted, but you wake up with me (AHHHH!! lol jk)[/QUOTE]

HAHA! awesome!! :P
Posted: Mar 27, 2009 3:21 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

wish granted but u find out the next day she's given u AIDS haha

i wish we can get more girls to join our group
wish granted but u find out the next day she's given u AIDS haha

i wish we can get more girls to join our group
Posted: Mar 27, 2009 3:22 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

granted, but their not active.

I wish I could live forever.
granted, but their not active.

I wish I could live forever.
Posted: Mar 27, 2009 3:41 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

iicklerockchiq wrote on Mar 27th, 2009 at 10:21am :
death eater wrote on Mar 26th, 2009 at 10:22am :
lol wish granted, but you wake up with me (AHHHH!! lol jk)


HAHA! awesome!! :P


lol yeah youd like that =P

wish granted but you fall into the depths of hades (greek god)

i wish i could pass teranovas tomorrow
[QUOTE u='iicklerockchiq' d='2009-03-27 10:21:19'][QUOTE u='death eater' d='2009-03-26 10:22:57']lol wish granted, but you wake up with me (AHHHH!! lol jk)[/QUOTE]

HAHA! awesome!! :P[/QUOTE]

lol yeah youd like that =P

wish granted but you fall into the depths of hades (greek god)

i wish i could pass teranovas tomorrow
Posted: Mar 30, 2009 3:24 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

can't really mess that up becuase idk what it is.......what is it? can't really mess that up becuase idk what it is.......what is it?
Posted: Mar 30, 2009 8:18 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

is that a computer game or sumin? lol is that a computer game or sumin? lol
Posted: Mar 31, 2009 12:58 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

Idk really Idk really
Posted: Mar 31, 2009 7:56 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

teranovas are like the state assesments. lie, that whole no child left behind thing. teranovas are like the state assesments. lie, that whole no child left behind thing.
Posted: Apr 1, 2009 3:04 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

did u pass anyway? :) did u pass anyway? :)
Posted: Apr 3, 2009 12:14 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

i think so... back to wishes!!! i think so... back to wishes!!!
Posted: Apr 3, 2009 1:19 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

death eater ur wish is granted.
but you have to retake it


I wish my mom would go to hell...
death eater ur wish is granted.
but you have to retake it


I wish my mom would go to hell...
Posted: Apr 3, 2009 3:02 PM - Quote - Report!

redwolf745

granted, but you go with her.

I wish school was out already.
granted, but you go with her.

I wish school was out already.
Posted: Apr 7, 2009 3:39 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but u have to go to summer school.

i wish i didnt have to do a grad project...
granted but u have to go to summer school.

i wish i didnt have to do a grad project...
Posted: Apr 8, 2009 1:10 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

yOU DONT HAVE TO DUDE... YOULL JUST FAIL

I wish i would pass the grad project =)
yOU DONT HAVE TO DUDE... YOULL JUST FAIL

I wish i would pass the grad project =)
Posted: Apr 8, 2009 1:32 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

wish granted but u will fail next years...

i wish i could take a marker to death eaters face.
wish granted but u will fail next years...

i wish i could take a marker to death eaters face.
Posted: Apr 8, 2009 8:25 PM - Quote - Report!

Randaman

Granted, but he is an Actual Death Eater from the Harry Potter books and will eat your soul.

I wish Jimi Hendrix, John Bonham, Cliff Burton and Kurt Cobain are resurrected and start the best and most successful band of all time with me as the lead singer.
Granted, but he is an Actual Death Eater from the Harry Potter books and will eat your soul.

I wish Jimi Hendrix, John Bonham, Cliff Burton and Kurt Cobain are resurrected and start the best and most successful band of all time with me as the lead singer.
Posted: Apr 9, 2009 11:29 PM - Quote - Report!

UG-Dalton

granted but you get into heavy drugs and OD

I wish i could find the songs i wanted on UG
granted but you get into heavy drugs and OD

I wish i could find the songs i wanted on UG
Posted: Apr 11, 2009 7:14 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but the lyrics and/or tabs r screwed up...

i wish i could figure out what the perfect wish that couldnt be corrupted is.....
granted but the lyrics and/or tabs r screwed up...

i wish i could figure out what the perfect wish that couldnt be corrupted is.....
Posted: Apr 13, 2009 5:12 AM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you forget it again... idk I wish the kid i just granted a wish wasnt gay granted but you forget it again... idk

I wish the kid i just granted a wish wasnt gay
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 1:11 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but u r i wish deather eater would shut the fuck up!!!! granted but u r

i wish deather eater would shut the fuck up!!!!
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 1:13 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but only for a minute

i wish for someone to have a one night stand with :liplick:
granted but only for a minute

i wish for someone to have a one night stand with :liplick:
Posted: Apr 21, 2009 12:53 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but there is no protection and u got aids... i wish emily engler would go fucking die granted but there is no protection and u got aids...

i wish emily engler would go fucking die
Posted: Apr 21, 2009 1:24 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but she haunts u mwahaha lol i wish i ruled hell granted but she haunts u mwahaha lol

i wish i ruled hell
Posted: Apr 21, 2009 1:26 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Granted but you go to heaven... IDK!!! I wish i wasnt bored Granted but you go to heaven... IDK!!!

I wish i wasnt bored
Posted: Apr 21, 2009 1:32 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but u lose your wood i wish i had a awesome gf...... granted but u lose your wood

i wish i had a awesome gf......
Posted: Apr 21, 2009 1:33 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but she dies the day after u started going out (sorry) i wish i wish i wish for a new phone granted but she dies the day after u started going out (sorry)

i wish i wish i wish for a new phone
Posted: Apr 21, 2009 1:36 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

lol granted but you loose it i wish i meet kurt cobain lol granted but you loose it

i wish i meet kurt cobain
Posted: Apr 21, 2009 3:10 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but .... yeah... you have to die to do that lol i wish friday comes really soon granted but .... yeah... you have to die to do that lol

i wish friday comes really soon
Posted: Apr 22, 2009 11:07 AM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but it goes just as quick... I wish i knew what friday was =P granted but it goes just as quick...

I wish i knew what friday was =P
Posted: Apr 22, 2009 1:28 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

HAHA! (yeah u just wish :P) granted but...u find out that friday is the day ur gonna die! lol (too harsh?) :P i wish i get paid a lot tomorrow HAHA! (yeah u just wish :P)
granted but...u find out that friday is the day ur gonna die! lol (too harsh?) :P

i wish i get paid a lot tomorrow
Posted: Apr 23, 2009 3:39 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but i steal the money =P i wish i could get my new fender strat with a floyd rose NOW!!!! lol granted but i steal the money =P i wish i could get my new fender strat with a floyd rose NOW!!!! lol
Posted: Apr 23, 2009 3:42 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

lol granted but someone steals it on its way to urs :p

i wish this damn website could download quicker!!! :rant:
lol granted but someone steals it on its way to urs :p

i wish this damn website could download quicker!!! :rant:
Posted: Apr 23, 2009 3:49 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Granted but it overloads your compuyter and it blows up =) i wish i would pass the grad project Granted but it overloads your compuyter and it blows up =)


i wish i would pass the grad project
Posted: Apr 23, 2009 7:05 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but u get even more project to do!!! i wish this day goes quicker granted but u get even more project to do!!!

i wish this day goes quicker
Posted: Apr 24, 2009 12:44 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Granted but you find you never get to see the next day Granted but you find you never get to see the next day
Posted: Apr 24, 2009 1:09 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

I wish I could learn a new song I wish I could learn a new song
Posted: Apr 24, 2009 1:10 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but it a gay one granted but it a gay one
Posted: Apr 24, 2009 1:13 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

i wish death eater would shut up about me spelling... i wish death eater would shut up about me spelling...
Posted: Apr 24, 2009 1:14 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but i start complaining about your hair =) I wish iicklerckchiq would come to pennsylvania and play in my house (WITH THE BAND!!! NOT ME) granted but i start complaining about your hair =)


I wish iicklerckchiq would come to pennsylvania and play in my house (WITH THE BAND!!! NOT ME)
Posted: Apr 24, 2009 3:11 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but she prefers to play with u ;) i wish i know what to spend my £100 salary on granted but she prefers to play with u ;)

i wish i know what to spend my £100 salary on
Posted: Apr 28, 2009 1:10 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

(:headbang: to that last one lol)
 
granted but you decide to buy cheap surgery and get a penis... ?? lol
 
I wish i could get a good guitar
(:headbang: to that last one lol)
 
granted but you decide to buy cheap surgery and get a penis... ?? lol
 
I wish i could get a good guitar
Posted: Apr 28, 2009 3:13 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

(HA! like i would ever turn into a tranny :p)

granted but someone steals it the day after u get it

i wish this weekend comes quick!
(HA! like i would ever turn into a tranny :p)

granted but someone steals it the day after u get it

i wish this weekend comes quick!
Posted: Apr 29, 2009 11:07 AM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Granted but it goes just as fast...

I wish i could get my new guitar paid off (:D)
 
 
Granted but it goes just as fast...

I wish i could get my new guitar paid off (:D)
 
 
Posted: Apr 29, 2009 3:13 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but you break it on your way out of the store. i wish i could get new strings for my bass... granted but you break it on your way out of the store.
i wish i could get new strings for my bass...
Posted: Apr 29, 2009 5:10 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but they break again. I wish using a floyd rose trem was easier... granted but they break again.

I wish using a floyd rose trem was easier...
Posted: May 4, 2009 3:51 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but they break again. I wish using a floyd rose trem was easier... granted but they break again.

I wish using a floyd rose trem was easier...
Posted: May 4, 2009 3:51 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but it break when ur using it. i wish i could find a working proxy for myspace.... granted but it break when ur using it.

i wish i could find a working proxy for myspace....
Posted: May 12, 2009 4:26 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but school finds you and bans you from computers. . I wish i could find the printer files granted but school finds you and bans you from computers.
.
I wish i could find the printer files
Posted: May 13, 2009 1:31 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but you have to show me how to do it i wishhe would find the printer files..... granted but you have to show me how to do it

i wishhe would find the printer files.....
Posted: May 13, 2009 1:36 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

lol i do but i dont show you :D

 

I wish the person over << would get on more (Lex is next me taking test) and the person over >> (Harley, or ikillau69) would get money for bass strings. Lol
lol i do but i dont show you :D

 

I wish the person over << would get on more (Lex is next me taking test) and the person over >> (Harley, or ikillau69) would get money for bass strings. Lol
Posted: May 13, 2009 2:53 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

[[ are u two friends or sumin?? lol ]]

granted but things just suddenly fuck up and they blame u for it. so they cut ur balls off and feed it to the dogs :haha:
 
[:wtf: man ive been watching too many gory films :wtf:]
 
i wish my exams 2mra will be easy peasy
[[ are u two friends or sumin?? lol ]]

granted but things just suddenly fuck up and they blame u for it. so they cut ur balls off and feed it to the dogs :haha:
 
[:wtf: man ive been watching too many gory films :wtf:]
 
i wish my exams 2mra will be easy peasy
Posted: May 14, 2009 2:12 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

lol good come back.
granted but your exams are on my balls (:wtf:) and you forgot to study :D
I wish we can get that song contest thread going.
lol good come back.
granted but your exams are on my balls (:wtf:) and you forgot to study :D
I wish we can get that song contest thread going.
Posted: May 14, 2009 3:13 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but we're the only participants who actually enter the competition then passers-by leave a post and say, "you two are SAD" lol :haha:
 
i wish i get my salary really REALLY soon!


granted but we're the only participants who actually enter the competition then passers-by leave a post and say, "you two are SAD" lol :haha:
 
i wish i get my salary really REALLY soon!


Posted: May 20, 2009 6:10 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but its already spent. i wish new strings that will not break... granted but its already spent.

i wish new strings that will not break...
Posted: May 20, 2009 7:00 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you dont know how to get them out of the package =/ i wish i could write better songs granted but you dont know how to get them out of the package =/ i wish i could write better songs
Posted: May 20, 2009 7:05 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but the fans dont like them only you do... i wish i could spend the whole summer at my gfs... granted but the fans dont like them only you do...

i wish i could spend the whole summer at my gfs...
Posted: May 20, 2009 7:08 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but her parents find you after the first day and kill you. I wish I could get New guitar parts granted but her parents find you after the first day and kill you. I wish I could get New guitar parts
Posted: May 20, 2009 7:11 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but they're cheap so ur guitar breaks when u use it :P i wish me and my bf could go on holiday all alone this summer granted but they're cheap so ur guitar breaks when u use it :P i wish me and my bf could go on holiday all alone this summer
Posted: May 22, 2009 2:33 AM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Granted but you come to the USA in Pennsylvania :wtf: and have to put up with me! :dance:
 
I wish my gf would stop :rant:
Granted but you come to the USA in Pennsylvania :wtf: and have to put up with me! :dance:
 
I wish my gf would stop :rant:
Posted: May 22, 2009 3:16 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but she starts up the next day i wish commercial art and design class wasnt so boring.... granted but she starts up the next day


i wish commercial art and design class wasnt so boring....
Posted: May 27, 2009 4:57 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you get put into different classes. I wish the girl i talked about would say yes lol granted but you get put into different classes. I wish the girl i talked about would say yes lol
Posted: May 29, 2009 3:22 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but .....she only answered yes cuz she thought u were askin her to take a dump on ur chest haha! i wish for a new gibson guitar or at least a fuckin epi lol granted but .....she only answered yes cuz she thought u were askin her to take a dump on ur chest haha! i wish for a new gibson guitar or at least a fuckin epi lol
Posted: Jun 2, 2009 2:41 AM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted, but the gibson is stolen shortly after the 69 eyes concert im going to... granted, but the gibson is stolen shortly after the 69 eyes concert im going to...
Posted: Jun 2, 2009 5:21 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

i wish i could get back on here during the summer i wish i could get back on here during the summer
Posted: Jun 2, 2009 5:21 PM - Quote - Report!

U B the band

Granted but Dalton bans you from the group. I wish I could start recording some new songs/tracks already. Granted but Dalton bans you from the group.


I wish I could start recording some new songs/tracks already.
Posted: Jun 3, 2009 4:11 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but the songs are horrible and no one wants to listen to them. I wish everyone would respect the wicca religion as it should be granted but the songs are horrible and no one wants to listen to them. I wish everyone would respect the wicca religion as it should be
Posted: Jun 3, 2009 5:22 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but they'd respect the catholic religion more :P i wish my new guitar hero will come sooooon!!! granted but they'd respect the catholic religion more :P i wish my new guitar hero will come sooooon!!!
Posted: Jun 5, 2009 8:52 AM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Granted but you open the case to find nothing is in it!! I wish I could teach my bassist to play bass better =/ Granted but you open the case to find nothing is in it!! I wish I could teach my bassist to play bass better =/
Posted: Jun 8, 2009 3:16 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but then he plays soooo good that he leaves ur band and join a different one :S i wish i can get my new camcorder to flash when it takes a pic !! ggrrrr..... granted but then he plays soooo good that he leaves ur band and join a different one :S i wish i can get my new camcorder to flash when it takes a pic !! ggrrrr.....
Posted: Jun 11, 2009 3:12 AM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Lol granted but it flashes to bright and you go blind. I wish i could buy a new bass amp Lol granted but it flashes to bright and you go blind. I wish i could buy a new bass amp
Posted: Jun 29, 2009 1:26 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but it blows up when u play ur bass guitar and new amp for the first time lol i wish i get my wage soon granted but it blows up when u play ur bass guitar and new amp for the first time lol i wish i get my wage soon
Posted: Jul 23, 2009 1:33 AM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted, but it gets stolen? (idk lol) I wish i could get on here more often =/ granted, but it gets stolen? (idk lol) I wish i could get on here more often =/
Posted: Aug 11, 2009 2:38 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but the server goes down. i wish school was over... granted but the server goes down. i wish school was over...
Posted: Sep 1, 2009 7:08 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you have to be lexi's slave. i wish hayner would die granted but you have to be lexi's slave. i wish hayner would die
Posted: Sep 2, 2009 1:25 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but he haunts u in hiis sleep... i wish i could move to gabby's.... granted but he haunts u in hiis sleep...

i wish i could move to gabby's....
Posted: Sep 2, 2009 6:48 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

?????? ^^^^ to the above. you mean in my sleep dumbass lol. Granted but a house falls on her o.o ?????? ^^^^ to the above. you mean in my sleep dumbass lol. Granted but a house falls on her o.o
Posted: Sep 3, 2009 2:14 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

I wish Kenzy and i would sleep together tonight I wish Kenzy and i would sleep together tonight
Posted: Sep 3, 2009 2:15 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

gramted but u guys do nuthing. i wish i could have a threesome with two gurls gramted but u guys do nuthing.

i wish i could have a threesome with two gurls
Posted: Sep 3, 2009 2:17 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but they turn out to to be transies. I wish Kenzy and I could go through with our plans.. granted but they turn out to to be transies. I wish Kenzy and I could go through with our plans..
Posted: Sep 9, 2009 1:41 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but it screws up ur life.... i wish i could find the ultimate wish that couldnt be made wrong in this thing granted but it screws up ur life....
i wish i could find the ultimate wish that couldnt be made wrong in this thing
Posted: Sep 9, 2009 1:57 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Granted but its pointless. I wish we can go to the game Granted but its pointless. I wish we can go to the game
Posted: Sep 9, 2009 2:16 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but the game is already passed... i wish i could go see shannon... granted but the game is already passed...

i wish i could go see shannon...
Posted: Sep 16, 2009 3:49 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Granted but she says fuck you and totally walks away o.o i wish i could be with a girl right now... -sigh- Granted but she says fuck you and totally walks away o.o i wish i could be with a girl right now... -sigh-
Posted: Sep 17, 2009 5:33 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but she used to be a man... o.o payback's bitch i wish had a million bucks!!! granted but she used to be a man... o.o payback's bitch

i wish had a million bucks!!!
Posted: Sep 18, 2009 1:47 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

We already did this one...
redwolf745 wrote on Dec 2nd, 2008 at 12:44pm :
You get a million male deer. (a buck is a male dear)
I wish we win the talent show.
We already did this one...
redwolf745 wrote on Dec 2nd, 2008 at 12:44pm :
You get a million male deer. (a buck is a male dear)

I wish we win the talent show.
Posted: Sep 18, 2009 5:31 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but it turn out to be the untalented show... i wish deather eater^^ would die.... :-p granted but it turn out to be the untalented show...

i wish deather eater^^ would die.... :-p
Posted: Sep 21, 2009 1:38 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Granted, but you would no longer have a nice amp, and the band would basically fall. I wish I could finish my geometry o.o Granted, but you would no longer have a nice amp, and the band would basically fall. I wish I could finish my geometry o.o
Posted: Sep 22, 2009 5:51 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but you forget it in your locker.... i wish i could go see gabby at the bloomsburg fair saturday... granted but you forget it in your locker....
i wish i could go see gabby at the bloomsburg fair saturday...
Posted: Sep 23, 2009 2:17 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

I THOUGHT YOU 2 WERE FUCKING DONE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Granted, but someone starts a fight... I wish I can see Emily and "Test the trailor home's bathroom" lol good times I THOUGHT YOU 2 WERE FUCKING DONE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Granted, but someone starts a fight... I wish I can see Emily and "Test the trailor home's bathroom" lol good times
Posted: Sep 23, 2009 9:22 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

no were not fucking dun... we are just fucking... granted but its tighter then an airplanes bathroom. MILE HIGH BABY!!! lol. i wish that i was a part of the mile high club... no were not fucking dun... we are just fucking... granted but its tighter then an airplanes bathroom. MILE HIGH BABY!!! lol. i wish that i was a part of the mile high club...
Posted: Sep 25, 2009 1:44 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but as you are being initiated, they plane crashes. I wish practice will go smoothly this week... granted but as you are being initiated, they plane crashes. I wish practice will go smoothly this week...
Posted: Sep 25, 2009 1:46 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but gabby comes over and her and i get rough... if u catch my drift... i wish i was skinnier... granted but gabby comes over and her and i get rough... if u catch my drift...

i wish i was skinnier...
Posted: Sep 25, 2009 1:47 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

dont we all? lol granted but you turn anorexic. i wish i could see emily =( dont we all? lol granted but you turn anorexic. i wish i could see emily =(
Posted: Sep 25, 2009 1:58 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but she is with her bf... i wish i could see emily granted but she is with her bf... i wish i could see emily
Posted: Sep 25, 2009 1:59 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but she runs away when she sees you lol. i wish i had 20 dollars granted but she runs away when she sees you lol. i wish i had 20 dollars
Posted: Sep 25, 2009 2:01 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but its fake. i wish life was longer granted but its fake. i wish life was longer
Posted: Sep 25, 2009 2:03 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you die from a horrible car accident. i wish school wasnt boring granted but you die from a horrible car accident. i wish school wasnt boring
Posted: Sep 25, 2009 5:07 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted its bland i wish i had porn granted its bland i wish i had porn
Posted: Sep 25, 2009 6:20 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but its guy porn. i wish i can see kenzy this weekend granted but its guy porn. i wish i can see kenzy this weekend
Posted: Oct 8, 2009 1:56 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but then u get hit by a car. i wish we had more actice members.... granted but then u get hit by a car. i wish we had more actice members....
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 2:02 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

I wasn't hit by a car!!!! I seen kenzy!!! hah!!! i win!!! lol. granted but they all hate you. i wish kenzy and i could hang out I wasn't hit by a car!!!! I seen kenzy!!! hah!!! i win!!! lol. granted but they all hate you. i wish kenzy and i could hang out
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 2:18 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but its only for a second. i wish i could make it better... granted but its only for a second. i wish i could make it better...
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 7:17 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but idk. I wish i would die >.< granted but idk. I wish i would die >.<
Posted: Oct 14, 2009 2:19 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but you come back to life
 
i wish i woudl know what to do...
granted but you come back to life
 
i wish i woudl know what to do...
Posted: Oct 14, 2009 7:03 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

(WOW. lovin the previous posts guys :D) nway, ur wish is granted my friend but when u do realise what to do, u get hit by a car and suffer from amnesia :P I wish someone's online right now to talk to me :( (WOW. lovin the previous posts guys :D) nway, ur wish is granted my friend but when u do realise what to do, u get hit by a car and suffer from amnesia :P I wish someone's online right now to talk to me :(
Posted: Oct 14, 2009 10:03 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

wish granted but then your computer has a lag... i wish school was over wish granted but then your computer has a lag... i wish school was over
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 1:42 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you get trapped inside. i wish i wasnt tired granted but you get trapped inside. i wish i wasnt tired
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 6:53 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but u will die from not sleeping. i wish i could drink... granted but u will die from not sleeping. i wish i could drink...
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 6:56 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

graanted but kenzy hates you. i wish kenzy could go to the holistics show with us sunday graanted but kenzy hates you. i wish kenzy could go to the holistics show with us sunday
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 6:59 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but sombody goes crazy and throw a rock at her. i wish i could go to the bathroom... granted but sombody goes crazy and throw a rock at her. i wish i could go to the bathroom...
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 6:59 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

lol granted but the toilets explode. i wish we didnt have to do this lol granted but the toilets explode. i wish we didnt have to do this
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 7:05 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but u get and F-... i wish i could PEE I GTG PEE BAD!!!!! granted but u get and F-... i wish i could PEE I GTG PEE BAD!!!!!
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 7:06 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

lol granted but you dont make it in time. i wish i wasnt bored lol granted but you dont make it in time. i wish i wasnt bored
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 7:09 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but u died from having to much fun. i wish i could get a blowjob from monica. lol granted but u died from having to much fun. i wish i could get a blowjob from monica. lol
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 7:10 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

that aint gonna happen at all... i wish the wedding goes smooth that aint gonna happen at all... i wish the wedding goes smooth
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 7:13 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but im a stripper hiding in the cake. lol i wish the holistics show is awesome granted but im a stripper hiding in the cake. lol i wish the holistics show is awesome
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 7:14 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you run out of money and cant pay for chinese!! lol i wish kenzy and i could be together granted but you run out of money and cant pay for chinese!! lol i wish kenzy and i could be together
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 7:18 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but its in a casket. i wish i could fuck a dog in the ass granted but its in a casket. i wish i could fuck a dog in the ass
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 7:20 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

lol granted but you find a pirate lol granted but you find a pirate
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 7:21 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

i wish the casket with kenzy and i in is burried next to kurt cobain i wish the casket with kenzy and i in is burried next to kurt cobain
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 7:22 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but its isnt Nirvana's Kurt Cobain granted but its isnt Nirvana's Kurt Cobain
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 7:22 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

i wish i was related to kirk hammet.... i wish i was related to kirk hammet....
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 7:23 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but its not metallica's kirk hammet granted but its not metallica's kirk hammet
Posted: Oct 16, 2009 1:46 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

where is your wish? where is your wish?
Posted: Oct 16, 2009 1:54 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

dammit lee do u want us to grant ur wish or not? lol :-p dammit lee do u want us to grant ur wish or not? lol :-p
Posted: Oct 19, 2009 1:33 AM - Quote - Report!

death eater

lol sowwy ppls. i wish i would remember to make wishes lol lol sowwy ppls. i wish i would remember to make wishes lol
Posted: Oct 19, 2009 1:52 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but your lee and you forget anyways
i wish school was over already
granted but your lee and you forget anyways
i wish school was over already
Posted: Oct 19, 2009 1:52 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you fall into an abyss. I wish i can get some more pendulums granted but you fall into an abyss. I wish i can get some more pendulums
Posted: Oct 19, 2009 1:59 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but they dont work.
i wish i could make some runes... (that would be cool)
granted but they dont work. i wish i could make some runes... (that would be cool)
Posted: Oct 19, 2009 2:04 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you dont make them correctly and you misread them. i wish i had a silver coin granted but you dont make them correctly and you misread them. i wish i had a silver coin
Posted: Oct 19, 2009 2:05 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but it isnt real silver its just painted. i wish i had some metal coat hangers... granted but it isnt real silver its just painted. i wish i had some metal coat hangers...
Posted: Oct 19, 2009 2:06 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

^ the way you messed it up is still fine. i need a silver or silver colored coin lol. granted but they not maliable. i wish i could feel all of the energy kenzy and i were tranferring with at lowes again ^ the way you messed it up is still fine. i need a silver or silver colored coin lol. granted but they not maliable. i wish i could feel all of the energy kenzy and i were tranferring with at lowes again
Posted: Oct 19, 2009 2:11 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but its to much and it kills you. i wish i had more "goodyears" granted but its to much and it kills you. i wish i had more "goodyears"
Posted: Oct 19, 2009 2:13 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but they are all blown (hahahaha not in the way your thinkin) i wish i can find a good oak tree to make my runes out of granted but they are all blown (hahahaha not in the way your thinkin) i wish i can find a good oak tree to make my runes out of
Posted: Oct 19, 2009 5:46 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but the tree doesnt allow you to take its "wood". i wish i could stay with shannon granted but the tree doesnt allow you to take its "wood". i wish i could stay with shannon
Posted: Oct 20, 2009 1:46 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you end up with gabby again -_- i wish i could like, fly!!! lmao granted but you end up with gabby again -_- i wish i could like, fly!!! lmao
Posted: Oct 20, 2009 5:36 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but u fall into some hungry hungry crocs! lol i wish there was somethin interesting to watch 2nite :\ granted but u fall into some hungry hungry crocs! lol i wish there was somethin interesting to watch 2nite :\
Posted: Oct 21, 2009 11:59 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you get locked in your room and all the power is out. I wish I could have a monster BFC granted but you get locked in your room and all the power is out. I wish I could have a monster BFC
Posted: Oct 22, 2009 2:03 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but u drop it when u open it and it all goes on the ground.
i wish i could have watched jeff dunham last nite
granted but u drop it when u open it and it all goes on the ground. i wish i could have watched jeff dunham last nite
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 1:52 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but as soon as the opening preview is over the power goes out. i wish i could have seen kenzy this weekend granted but as soon as the opening preview is over the power goes out. i wish i could have seen kenzy this weekend
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 1:58 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but you pass out when she shows up. i wish i could move away from htis life granted but you pass out when she shows up. i wish i could move away from htis life
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 2:02 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

... not granted -.- i wish i could like, idk lool ... not granted -.- i wish i could like, idk lool
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 2:03 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but it turns out as a lmao. i wish i could run away from my problems granted but it turns out as a lmao. i wish i could run away from my problems
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 2:04 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you will eventually grow new ones. i wish i could live with kenzy granted but you will eventually grow new ones. i wish i could live with kenzy
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 2:06 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but u get caught and have to move back. i wish i could go to war granted but u get caught and have to move back. i wish i could go to war
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 2:08 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Granted but its with pillows? Lol idk. I wish Kenzy's mom would let me sleep over. Granted but its with pillows? Lol idk. I wish Kenzy's mom would let me sleep over.
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 2:09 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but u have to be tied down in kenzy's mom's room so she can watch you. i wish life was shorter granted but u have to be tied down in kenzy's mom's room so she can watch you. i wish life was shorter
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 2:15 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Granted but it doesnt happen til like, alot of years lol. I wish i wasnt bored Granted but it doesnt happen til like, alot of years lol. I wish i wasnt bored
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 2:16 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted. ur plastic. wwyd if i worked at walmart? granted. ur plastic. wwyd if i worked at walmart?
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 2:17 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Tell you to jack me some monsters. wwyd if i worked at K&S Tell you to jack me some monsters. wwyd if i worked at K&S
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 2:18 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

tell u to jack some basses. wwyd if i worked at spencers? tell u to jack some basses. wwyd if i worked at spencers?
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 6:53 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

tell you to get a life lol. wwyd if i worked at hot topic? tell you to get a life lol. wwyd if i worked at hot topic?
Posted: Oct 27, 2009 5:49 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Harley you retard!!! this is the wish one, not wwyd!! your a bum!! lol Harley you retard!!! this is the wish one, not wwyd!! your a bum!! lol
Posted: Oct 27, 2009 5:50 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

lol! i forgot!!! i wish lee would leave me alone. lol lol! i forgot!!! i wish lee would leave me alone. lol
Posted: Nov 2, 2009 12:34 AM - Quote - Report!

death eater

lol granted but i get kenzy to bother you. i wish i could relive saturday lol granted but i get kenzy to bother you. i wish i could relive saturday
Posted: Nov 3, 2009 2:00 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

lmao u two are so funny :D anyway,,, wish granted but u only get to relive the bad moments that happened that day ... sorry :p i wish it wasnt so cold tonight lmao u two are so funny :D anyway,,, wish granted but u only get to relive the bad moments that happened that day ... sorry :p i wish it wasnt so cold tonight
Posted: Nov 4, 2009 12:41 AM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but ur nipples still get hard!. lol wow im perverted. i wish life was longer granted but ur nipples still get hard!. lol wow im perverted. i wish life was longer
Posted: Nov 4, 2009 1:39 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

I could have come up with a better corruption for iickles....
iicklerockchiq wrote on Nov 3rd, 2009 at 7:41pm :
.... i wish it wasnt so cold tonight

Granted but it's me that warms you up hehe. Harley, granted but you quickly die. I wish i could like, die lol
I could have come up with a better corruption for iickles.... [QUOTE u='iicklerockchiq' d='2009-11-03 19:41:46'] .... i wish it wasnt so cold tonight[/QUOTE] Granted but it's me that warms you up hehe. Harley, granted but you quickly die. I wish i could like, die lol
Posted: Nov 4, 2009 1:41 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but u like live anyway. i wish preppy people werent jerks granted but u like live anyway. i wish preppy people werent jerks
Posted: Nov 4, 2009 1:47 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted: they are assholes. i wish i could write better songs granted: they are assholes. i wish i could write better songs
Posted: Nov 4, 2009 1:49 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but they still suck. i wish i wrote the best songs in the world granted but they still suck. i wish i wrote the best songs in the world
Posted: Nov 6, 2009 6:55 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but there is no one living when you do. i wish i could go racing with kenzy this weekend granted but there is no one living when you do. i wish i could go racing with kenzy this weekend
Posted: Nov 6, 2009 6:57 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

(i thought Kenzy was coming here) granted but the race is cancelled? i wish i had a new bass (i thought Kenzy was coming here) granted but the race is cancelled? i wish i had a new bass
Posted: Nov 6, 2009 6:58 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

... granted but it snaps. I wish you would understand what i mean by racing ... granted but it snaps. I wish you would understand what i mean by racing
Posted: Nov 6, 2009 6:59 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but you would have to tell me. i iwhs i new what he meant by racing granted but you would have to tell me. i iwhs i new what he meant by racing
Posted: Nov 6, 2009 7:05 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you find out its our codeword for HAVING SEX!!!! i wish you werent so stupid granted but you find out its our codeword for HAVING SEX!!!! i wish you werent so stupid
Posted: Nov 6, 2009 7:05 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but i then i would be smart. i wish i wont forget what he means by racing granted but i then i would be smart. i wish i wont forget what he means by racing
Posted: Nov 6, 2009 7:06 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you go racing witth shanon granted but you go racing witth shanon
Posted: Nov 6, 2009 7:07 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

where is your wish!!!! where is your wish!!!!
Posted: Nov 6, 2009 7:09 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

i wish i would remember to wish i wish i would remember to wish
Posted: Nov 6, 2009 7:09 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granetd but since your lee your forget anyway. i wish iickle moved here to pennsylvania granetd but since your lee your forget anyway. i wish iickle moved here to pennsylvania
Posted: Nov 6, 2009 7:12 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but she lives in pittsburg =,( i wish i could fly lmao granted but she lives in pittsburg =,( i wish i could fly lmao
Posted: Nov 6, 2009 7:13 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

ikillau69 wrote on Nov 6th, 2009 at 2:12pm :
granetd but since your lee your forget anyway. i wish iickle moved here to pennsylvania

 
lol i love the uk too much guys :P soz :P
 
granted but while ur flying, u get shagged by a flying big bird LOL
 
i wish Hannah would stop bugging my boyfriend and also stop pretending like she only wants him for advice :rant:
[QUOTE u='ikillau69' d='2009-11-06 14:12:11']granetd but since your lee your forget anyway. i wish iickle moved here to pennsylvania[/QUOTE]
 
lol i love the uk too much guys :P soz :P
 
granted but while ur flying, u get shagged by a flying big bird LOL
 
i wish Hannah would stop bugging my boyfriend and also stop pretending like she only wants him for advice :rant:
Posted: Nov 8, 2009 11:12 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted and she just dies. lmao. i wish i could shut maddie up when im talking to my gf granted and she just dies. lmao. i wish i could shut maddie up when im talking to my gf
Posted: Nov 10, 2009 3:25 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but then she talks to your gf. i wish lee wasnt a bum wouldnt get iss granted but then she talks to your gf. i wish lee wasnt a bum wouldnt get iss
Posted: Nov 10, 2009 6:58 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Granted BUT I DO ANYWAY!!!! =D i wish to see gabriel cobain now... -sigh- Granted BUT I DO ANYWAY!!!! =D i wish to see gabriel cobain now... -sigh-
Posted: Nov 11, 2009 1:25 PM - Quote - Report!

U B the band

Granted, but he's gay & rapes you.

I wish my XBOX would work.
Granted, but he's gay & rapes you. I wish my XBOX would work.
Posted: Nov 13, 2009 2:12 AM - Quote - Report!

death eater

[QUOTE u='U B the band' d='2009-11-12 21:12:18']Granted, but he's gay & rapes you.QUOTE] well bub.. 2 things... 1 - its a girl and 2 - its what me and my gf are going to name our baby girl... anyways... Granted, but it gets stolen. I wish I can go to the game with my GF [QUOTE u='U B the band' d='2009-11-12 21:12:18']Granted, but he's gay & rapes you.QUOTE] well bub.. 2 things... 1 - its a girl and 2 - its what me and my gf are going to name our baby girl... anyways... Granted, but it gets stolen. I wish I can go to the game with my GF
Posted: Nov 16, 2009 1:11 PM - Quote - Report!

U B the band

Oh my bad. If you type that name in Google some guy pops up, so I figured, you know. Congrats. Oh my bad. If you type that name in Google some guy pops up, so I figured, you know. Congrats.
Posted: Nov 16, 2009 2:51 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Lol well... It's not coming yet. Plans, you know? We have our house picked and all that shit. Family planning Lol well... It's not coming yet. Plans, you know? We have our house picked and all that shit. Family planning
Posted: Nov 16, 2009 6:53 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

well its nice to know that some teenagers still do family planning. unlike some teens who dont lol ANYWAY..... what happened to the thread? lol well its nice to know that some teenagers still do family planning. unlike some teens who dont lol ANYWAY..... what happened to the thread? lol
Posted: Nov 17, 2009 2:01 AM - Quote - Report!

U B the band

Granted but you fall off the bleachers and die. I wish I could get some quiet time to watch a movie. Granted but you fall off the bleachers and die. I wish I could get some quiet time to watch a movie.
Posted: Nov 17, 2009 2:32 AM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but the movie is horrible? I wish i could get my 192 monster energy drinks now granted but the movie is horrible? I wish i could get my 192 monster energy drinks now
Posted: Nov 17, 2009 1:42 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but they all are infected with a flesh eating virus and u die!!! i wish i could have my new bass now... granted but they all are infected with a flesh eating virus and u die!!! i wish i could have my new bass now...
Posted: Nov 17, 2009 3:38 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but it only had 2 strings lol i wish i had something to eat right now granted but it only had 2 strings lol i wish i had something to eat right now
Posted: Nov 17, 2009 4:21 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but its me. i wish life was shorter granted but its me. i wish life was shorter
Posted: Nov 17, 2009 5:16 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but its only for other ppl. i wish the band could learn all the songs in our set granted but its only for other ppl. i wish the band could learn all the songs in our set
Posted: Nov 17, 2009 6:51 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but nobody likes them... i wish i could figure out a way to get away with murder granted but nobody likes them... i wish i could figure out a way to get away with murder
Posted: Nov 17, 2009 7:03 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but someone kills you first. i wish i could race kenzy at the game granted but someone kills you first. i wish i could race kenzy at the game
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 1:48 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but it goes wring cuz u got a small penis. i wish i could go to the game on friday granted but it goes wring cuz u got a small penis. i wish i could go to the game on friday
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 1:53 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you get hit by a car and die. i wish harley would LEARN SONGS FASTER!!!! granted but you get hit by a car and die. i wish harley would LEARN SONGS FASTER!!!!
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 1:54 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but i cant play them cuz my bass broke. i wish i had my bass (my baby) today... granted but i cant play them cuz my bass broke. i wish i had my bass (my baby) today...
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 1:55 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but it breaks. i wish i could bring everyone everything they wanted without curroptions of civil peace =) granted but it breaks. i wish i could bring everyone everything they wanted without curroptions of civil peace =)
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 1:57 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but then i wish it back. i wish lee's brain felll out of his ear granted but then i wish it back. i wish lee's brain felll out of his ear
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 1:58 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but i have none!!!!! lol i wish we had a township rebellion granted but i have none!!!!! lol i wish we had a township rebellion
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 1:59 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but we lose. i wish would could will a rebellion granted but we lose. i wish would could will a rebellion
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 2:00 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

what? what?
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 2:00 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

oops i meant win oops i meant win
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 2:01 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but the rest of the peoples turn on you. i wish i could remember to wish granted but the rest of the peoples turn on you. i wish i could remember to wish
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 2:03 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but cuz your lee you forget anyway granted but cuz your lee you forget anyway
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 2:03 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

where is your wish dumbass? where is your wish dumbass?
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 2:04 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

i wish lee would lick my left nut and make the right one jealous i wish lee would lick my left nut and make the right one jealous
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 2:05 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

not even granted because you must be gay if you want that. i wish kenzy would join the band not even granted because you must be gay if you want that. i wish kenzy would join the band
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 2:05 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but joey quits, i wish i could think of a wish granted but joey quits, i wish i could think of a wish
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 2:06 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but its gay just like the other one. i wish everything would go without getting fucked up like it always does granted but its gay just like the other one. i wish everything would go without getting fucked up like it always does
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 2:07 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but instead it get fucked down. i wish i was in a band... granted but instead it get fucked down. i wish i was in a band...
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 2:08 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

well if you would learn a variety of songs........................................... i wish i could be with kenzy well if you would learn a variety of songs........................................... i wish i could be with kenzy
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 2:09 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but you get hit by a car. i wish lighting would stick lee sitting right beside me granted but you get hit by a car. i wish lighting would stick lee sitting right beside me
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 2:09 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

stick me? wtf? granted but im happy. i wish i could just die stick me? wtf? granted but im happy. i wish i could just die
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 2:10 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but i live. i wish school was over granted but i live. i wish school was over
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 2:11 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you start going to night school. I wish i could meet synyster gates again granted but you start going to night school. I wish i could meet synyster gates again
Posted: Nov 18, 2009 5:13 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

again? um sure but he dies from seeing you. i wish that "dude" would shut the fuck up... again? um sure but he dies from seeing you. i wish that "dude" would shut the fuck up...
Posted: Nov 19, 2009 6:49 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted... no curroption lol. i wish i could spell granted... no curroption lol. i wish i could spell
Posted: Nov 19, 2009 6:50 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but then you cant type. i wish "dude woudl go the fuck away... granted but then you cant type. i wish "dude woudl go the fuck away...
Posted: Nov 19, 2009 6:52 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

death eater wrote on Nov 19th, 2009 at 1:50pm :
granted... no curroption lol.
i wish i could die
[QUOTE u='death eater' d='2009-11-19 13:50:32']granted... no curroption lol.[/QUOTE] i wish i could die
Posted: Nov 19, 2009 6:53 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but u live in hell. i wish i could go to the game granted but u live in hell. i wish i could go to the game
Posted: Nov 19, 2009 6:55 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you get hit with a football. i wish i could live in hel =P granted but you get hit with a football. i wish i could live in hel =P
Posted: Nov 19, 2009 6:58 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but it burns i wish i could breath underwater granted but it burns i wish i could breath underwater
Posted: Nov 19, 2009 6:59 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you get stuck on land. i wish i could have 12340985710983471983474892374891723984712983749817 234 dollars granted but you get stuck on land. i wish i could have 12340985710983471983474892374891723984712983749817234 dollars
Posted: Nov 19, 2009 7:01 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but its counterfit. i wish i found a hundred dollar bill granted but its counterfit. i wish i found a hundred dollar bill
Posted: Nov 19, 2009 7:02 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but its ripped. i wish i had my pendulum granted but its ripped. i wish i had my pendulum
Posted: Nov 19, 2009 7:03 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but u choke on ur smurf nut. i wish i had runes granted but u choke on ur smurf nut. i wish i had runes
Posted: Nov 19, 2009 7:05 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you loose them. i wish i could die granted but you loose them. i wish i could die
Posted: Nov 19, 2009 7:05 PM - Quote - Report!

U B the band

You do and come back brain dead then go to a place where people rarely take care of you.

I wish I could go to California right now.
You do and come back brain dead then go to a place where people rarely take care of you. I wish I could go to California right now.
Posted: Nov 19, 2009 8:44 PM - Quote - Report!

ikillau69

granted but before you cross the border california blows up. i wish shannon could come to the game granted but before you cross the border california blows up. i wish shannon could come to the game
Posted: Nov 20, 2009 6:21 PM - Quote - Report!

death eater

granted but you cant find eah other. i wish i had a few colored candles granted but you cant find eah other. i wish i had a few colored candles
Posted: Nov 20, 2009 6:35 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but u dont like the colours lol i wish my insomnia can be cured now granted but u dont like the colours lol i wish my insomnia can be cured now
Posted: Nov 30, 2009 5:23 AM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Granted but idk what that is lol. I wish someone would tell me what insomnia was Granted but idk what that is lol. I wish someone would tell me what insomnia was
Posted: Nov 30, 2009 9:06 PM - Quote - Report!

iicklerockchiq

granted but I'd rather let u read this: http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/insomnia/Pages/Introd uction.aspx ...i wish it wasnt so cold :( granted but I'd rather let u read this: http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/insomnia/Pages/Introduction.aspx ...i wish it wasnt so cold :(
Posted: Dec 7, 2009 12:13 AM - Quote - Report!

death eater

Granted but it gets too hot. I wish i could wear my Tripps now =( Granted but it gets too hot. I wish i could wear my Tripps now =(
Posted: Dec 7, 2009 1:02 AM - Quote - Report!
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