IT'S ALMOST 2030 BITCHES!!! Oh man I'm so drunk right now. HAPPY NEW YEAR! Oh yeah, I'm supposed to give you a warning. In 2015 man discovered how to post on the internet, through time. In 2020 computers used this to go to the begining days of the internet and gave valuable information on how to make internet faster. In 2023 the Computers used the uber fast internet along with time travel to control Japanese robots.
So kill the Japanese robots, or something. They enslaved humanity with their impeccible trumpet playing! OH HOLY FUCK ITS TOO GOOD! BUT IT LACKS THE HUMAN ELEMENT!!!
Greetings Good Members of The Secret Llama Society,
I am writing you from 1956. I was the Grand Llama during WWII. I am writing to let you know that somehow the past has been changed. I would assume it is from somebody mettling with time travel, Erik.
Because of this time travel, the US never nuked Japan. Since the US never nuked Japan the Soviets and Americans invaded. Now the two nations are having a Nuclear War.