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Don't Ban the Llama Above You v.2.141

NoOne0507

Bonus points if you figure out why the version number is like that. Bonus points if you figure out why the version number is like that.
Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:11 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because since when were you master of the ban thread? Banned because since when were you master of the ban thread?
Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:33 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Banned because I became master of the ban thread on September 10, 2009 CE at 2:11PM PST Banned because I became master of the ban thread on September 10, 2009 CE at 2:11PM PST
Posted: Sep 11, 2009 7:15 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because fair enough. Double banned because all the wanna-be skeptics in the Derren Brown thread are annoying me. Skepticism for the sake of skepticism is a form of psuedo-intelligence as far as i'm concerned. And I believe we've agreed before that psuedo-intellectuals can anally penetrate themselves with a large rusty needle ... ok maybe we didn't use those exact words. Banned because fair enough. Double banned because all the wanna-be skeptics in the Derren Brown thread are annoying me. Skepticism for the sake of skepticism is a form of psuedo-intelligence as far as i'm concerned. And I believe we've agreed before that psuedo-intellectuals can anally penetrate themselves with a large rusty needle ... ok maybe we didn't use those exact words.
Posted: Sep 11, 2009 10:45 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Banned because we actually did. \
Double banned because I am aware of the threads exsistance, but I have not entered them. I don't even know who Darren Brown is, yet alone care that he predicts lottery numbers.
Banned because we actually did. \
Double banned because I am aware of the threads exsistance, but I have not entered them. I don't even know who Darren Brown is, yet alone care that he predicts lottery numbers.
Posted: Sep 12, 2009 2:51 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because Derren Brown is a psychologyist/magicain/entertainer in the Uk, who does amazing things. He's worth being interested in. Banned because Derren Brown is a psychologyist/magicain/entertainer in the Uk, who does amazing things. He's worth being interested in.
Posted: Sep 12, 2009 4:17 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

I do amazing things as well ban. You could say I am magical . At my highschool I was known in the band circle as both Blonde Jesus, as well as God double ban. I do amazing things as well ban. You could say I am magical . At my highschool I was known in the band circle as both Blonde Jesus, as well as God double ban.
Posted: Sep 12, 2009 8:43 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because sounds like fun. Man this place is very close to being dead in the water. Kinda sucks seeing as how cool this place used to be. Maybe i'll attempt to revive it at a time when my head doesn't feel so fucked up. Banned because sounds like fun. Man this place is very close to being dead in the water. Kinda sucks seeing as how cool this place used to be. Maybe i'll attempt to revive it at a time when my head doesn't feel so fucked up.
Posted: Sep 16, 2009 10:52 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

I dunno how we could revive it ban. :( I dunno how we could revive it ban. :(
Posted: Sep 17, 2009 1:22 AM - Quote - Report!

fret_racer82

Banned because Im back for the ninty ish time. Banned because Im back for the ninty ish time.
Posted: Sep 18, 2009 2:35 AM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

You'd better stay back ban. You'd better stay back ban.
Posted: Sep 18, 2009 9:10 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because yes you better. Double banned because i've become far too obsessed with college humour videos over the last week, I really do need a job. Triple banned because to get a job you need 'experience', how can I get job experience if I need experience to get a job? HUH?! Banned because yes you better. Double banned because i've become far too obsessed with college humour videos over the last week, I really do need a job. Triple banned because to get a job you need 'experience', how can I get job experience if I need experience to get a job? HUH?!
Posted: Sep 20, 2009 11:19 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

I applied for a job yesterday ban. I applied for a job yesterday ban.
Posted: Sep 21, 2009 7:52 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because i'm going to a job center with a mate on Thursday to hopefully find a job. And i'm going on a 40 minute train ride tommorow to have a meeting at a college that I don't really wanna go to. What a waste of time. Banned because i'm going to a job center with a mate on Thursday to hopefully find a job. And i'm going on a 40 minute train ride tommorow to have a meeting at a college that I don't really wanna go to. What a waste of time.
Posted: Sep 21, 2009 9:17 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

I'm going to class in about 10 minute ban. I'm going to class in about 10 minute ban.
Posted: Sep 22, 2009 2:10 AM - Quote - Report!

fret_racer82

Banned because Im going to football practice in a few. Banned because Im going to football practice in a few.
Posted: Sep 23, 2009 6:59 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because immortal technique has some really graphic songs. He spends an entire verse describing a violent gang rape. It's messed up. Banned because immortal technique has some really graphic songs. He spends an entire verse describing a violent gang rape. It's messed up.
Posted: Sep 23, 2009 8:40 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

That is messed up ban. I've never heard of them double ban. Why do people write about stuff like murder, gang rape, drive-by's etc? That is messed up ban. I've never heard of them double ban. Why do people write about stuff like murder, gang rape, drive-by's etc?
Posted: Sep 23, 2009 9:45 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because it's just the one guy, he's a rapper who writes about social injustices, he writes about the gang rape in the context of describing the life of a guy who tries to join a gang and his initiation is to rape and murder this girl, but then he realizes what he's done and kills himself. It's horrific but he's making a point and telling it the way it is, which I admire. Banned because it's just the one guy, he's a rapper who writes about social injustices, he writes about the gang rape in the context of describing the life of a guy who tries to join a gang and his initiation is to rape and murder this girl, but then he realizes what he's done and kills himself. It's horrific but he's making a point and telling it the way it is, which I admire.
Posted: Sep 26, 2009 3:08 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Meh, I have no taste for rap. Also, if someone is willing to go through all that to join a gang, it wouldn't have an ending with him killing himself ban. Meh, I have no taste for rap. Also, if someone is willing to go through all that to join a gang, it wouldn't have an ending with him killing himself ban.
Posted: Sep 26, 2009 9:37 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because he says he sees his mother's face after he's done it and then realizes what he's become and how horrified she'd be if she knew about what he had done so he jumps off the top of the building that they're in. Banned because he says he sees his mother's face after he's done it and then realizes what he's become and how horrified she'd be if she knew about what he had done so he jumps off the top of the building that they're in.
Posted: Sep 26, 2009 11:18 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Oh. I still wouldn't want to hear the song. Oh. I still wouldn't want to hear the song.
Posted: Sep 27, 2009 5:37 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because your super ban doesn't apply here. Banned because your super ban doesn't apply here.
Posted: Sep 27, 2009 8:14 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

First off, it is Uber Ban. Secondly, I believe I stated the ban was so powerful that if I forgot to add the words ban it makes up for it. Nowhere in my post did I mention that it was thread specific, ban. First off, it is Uber Ban. Secondly, I believe I stated the ban was so powerful that if I forgot to add the words ban it makes up for it. Nowhere in my post did I mention that it was thread specific, ban.
Posted: Sep 28, 2009 10:36 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because I believe it is automatically thread specific because there was only one ban thread at the time that it could apply to, so the rules have changed now. Banned because I believe it is automatically thread specific because there was only one ban thread at the time that it could apply to, so the rules have changed now.
Posted: Sep 28, 2009 4:06 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

My original definition of Uber Ban:

UBER BAN: A ban so awesome that if I forget to add the words ban to my post, this ban is so powerful it makes up for it.

It's not thread specific, it is if I forget to add the words ban to a post it applies. So therefore if my intent was to add the words ban to a post, then the Uber Ban applies to said post. If my intent is not to add ban to a post, then the Uber Ban does not take effect...
 
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Ban.

My original definition of Uber Ban:

UBER BAN: A ban so awesome that if I forget to add the words ban to my post, this ban is so powerful it makes up for it.

It's not thread specific, it is if I forget to add the words ban to a post it applies. So therefore if my intent was to add the words ban to a post, then the Uber Ban applies to said post. If my intent is not to add ban to a post, then the Uber Ban does not take effect...
 
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Ban.

Posted: Sep 28, 2009 9:59 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because alright then. Banned because alright then.
Posted: Sep 29, 2009 8:17 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Would you believe I've never taken a logic class ban? Would you believe I've never taken a logic class ban?
Posted: Sep 30, 2009 1:28 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because logic is fairly straight forward. I picked up the basics doing Theo and just kind of ran with it. Though I only ever apply it to actual big issues. Banned because logic is fairly straight forward. I picked up the basics doing Theo and just kind of ran with it. Though I only ever apply it to actual big issues.
Posted: Sep 30, 2009 9:59 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Why only apply it do big issues? Practice it with unimportant ones, like Uber-bans, ban. I wonder if there is a logic class I could take next semester...doubleban Why only apply it do big issues? Practice it with unimportant ones, like Uber-bans, ban. I wonder if there is a logic class I could take next semester...doubleban
Posted: Sep 30, 2009 10:06 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

I practice it on things like de-bunking Thomas Aquinas' bs arguments. I'd love to meet Ray Comfort one day and logic him in the face. I practice it on things like de-bunking Thomas Aquinas' bs arguments. I'd love to meet Ray Comfort one day and logic him in the face.
Posted: Sep 30, 2009 10:45 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

That sounds sexual... :eek: ban. That sounds sexual... :eek: ban.
Posted: Oct 1, 2009 7:02 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because ew. Banned because ew.
Posted: Oct 1, 2009 5:51 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

You want to logic him in the face? You're right... ew. Ban. You want to logic him in the face? You're right... ew. Ban.
Posted: Oct 1, 2009 10:58 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because I meant it violently not sexually. Incidently how would I have sex with his face? Surely 'logic you in the penis' would make more sense? Banned because I meant it violently not sexually. Incidently how would I have sex with his face? Surely 'logic you in the penis' would make more sense?
Posted: Oct 3, 2009 9:22 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Does he not have a mouth? Have you not ever heard of this thing called oral sex? Does he not have a mouth? Have you not ever heard of this thing called oral sex?
Posted: Oct 3, 2009 10:32 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Still, you'd generally use an orivice other than the mouth in that context. Still, you'd generally use an orivice other than the mouth in that context.
Posted: Oct 4, 2009 7:58 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Well, it could of been a logic facial as well ban. Well, it could of been a logic facial as well ban.
Posted: Oct 4, 2009 11:17 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because I keep forgetting about posting in groups. If it wasn't for those widgets i'd probably never remember. Banned because I keep forgetting about posting in groups. If it wasn't for those widgets i'd probably never remember.
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 9:38 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

I don't use the widgets ban... I don't use the widgets ban...
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 10:39 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because some of them are very useful. Banned because some of them are very useful.
Posted: Oct 9, 2009 4:37 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

I haven't looked at them much ban. I haven't looked at them much ban.
Posted: Oct 9, 2009 10:04 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because fair enough. Banned because fair enough.
Posted: Oct 10, 2009 3:28 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

I'm hungry ban. I'm hungry ban.
Posted: Oct 10, 2009 9:59 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because sounds like fun. Banned because sounds like fun.
Posted: Oct 11, 2009 1:33 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

I lost an argument in musicians talk ban. Compound times are just silly. I lost an argument in musicians talk ban. Compound times are just silly.
Posted: Oct 12, 2009 12:00 AM - Quote - Report!

ThinLizzyFan

Banned because you didn't include anything to do with a ban in your post, banned for losing an argument and also banned because I'm back and I'm gonna try to come on more. :) Banned because you didn't include anything to do with a ban in your post, banned for losing an argument and also banned because I'm back and I'm gonna try to come on more. :)
Posted: Oct 12, 2009 6:27 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because awesomesauce. Banned because awesomesauce.
Posted: Oct 12, 2009 8:30 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

ThinLizzyFan wrote on Oct 12th, 2009 at 1:27pm :
Banned because you didn't include anything to do with a ban in your post, banned for losing an argument and also banned because I'm back and I'm gonna try to come on more. :)
I have this outstanding thing called an uber ban. In the event I forget to add the words ban to my post. It means that the words "ban" and "banned" are implied... ban. Dave is banned because I only have taco sauce.
ThinLizzyFan wrote on Oct 12th, 2009 at 1:27pm :
Banned because you didn't include anything to do with a ban in your post, banned for losing an argument and also banned because I'm back and I'm gonna try to come on more. :)

I have this outstanding thing called an uber ban. In the event I forget to add the words ban to my post. It means that the words "ban" and "banned" are implied... ban.

Dave is banned because I only have taco sauce.
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 5:47 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because sauce. Banned because sauce.
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 9:31 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Now I have spaghetti sauce! ban! Now I have spaghetti sauce! ban!
Posted: Oct 14, 2009 12:54 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because it's been 3 days since I last posted here. Banned because it's been 3 days since I last posted here.
Posted: Oct 16, 2009 6:06 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

YOu on;y posted in two threads ban... YOu on;y posted in two threads ban...
Posted: Oct 16, 2009 9:29 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because I didn't get around to replying to the other thread. Banned because I didn't get around to replying to the other thread.
Posted: Oct 17, 2009 7:07 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Damn you, ban. Damn you, ban.
Posted: Oct 18, 2009 8:20 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because seriously, where the hell did evuryone go? Banned because seriously, where the hell did evuryone go?
Posted: Oct 18, 2009 9:37 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

I dunno :cry: ban...

[s]Does strikethrough work here?[/s]
I dunno :cry: ban... [s]Does strikethrough work here?[/s]
Posted: Oct 19, 2009 11:30 AM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

...It doesn't :cry: ...It doesn't :cry:
Posted: Oct 19, 2009 11:30 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because people need to come back or else this place is kinda pointless. I think we should make it an open group. And take away the secracy element. Banned because people need to come back or else this place is kinda pointless. I think we should make it an open group. And take away the secracy element.
Posted: Oct 19, 2009 9:52 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

I think I actually have it set to open join. I guess we could sig it ban. I also just invited a friend to join. I mean just now, like not even a minute ago double ban. I think I actually have it set to open join. I guess we could sig it ban. I also just invited a friend to join. I mean just now, like not even a minute ago double ban.
Posted: Oct 20, 2009 6:08 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because it's not open join. I logged out and tried to view the page and it said it was private. I'll put a link on the Llama in my sig. Banned because it's not open join. I logged out and tried to view the page and it said it was private. I'll put a link on the Llama in my sig.
Posted: Oct 20, 2009 9:48 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Now it's open join, ban. I'll sig it as well, oh yeah, I'm keeping our name though. Now it's open join, ban. I'll sig it as well, oh yeah, I'm keeping our name though.
Posted: Oct 20, 2009 10:04 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because fair enough. Banned because fair enough.
Posted: Oct 22, 2009 5:43 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

American politics are funny ban. American politics are funny ban.
Posted: Oct 22, 2009 9:55 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because your political spectrum seems pretty messed up. Even your extreme liberals appear to just be weak conservatives by most countries standards. You seem to have one hell of a right leaning country. And this is so incredibly true aswell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcz_NHAFGS0 Banned because your political spectrum seems pretty messed up. Even your extreme liberals appear to just be weak conservatives by most countries standards. You seem to have one hell of a right leaning country. And this is so incredibly true aswell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcz_NHAFGS0
Posted: Oct 22, 2009 10:51 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Republicans have such good arguments they could make against Democrats. But rather than use logic and reasoning they resort to accusations of socialism, nazism, and communism. I wish we would just get rid of the south

Red areas = useless and degenerative to American Society
 
That's where our trouble comes from.
 
And yes America needs to stop saying its #1. Having lots on nukes and a huge navy that makes any sort of land invasion impossible is not enough to be #1. In some ways, I hate this country so much.
 
Oh yeah, banned because I don't get why Americans hate soccer. I think it has something to do with it be the most physically demanding sport, and us being lazy.
Republicans have such good arguments they could make against Democrats. But rather than use logic and reasoning they resort to accusations of socialism, nazism, and communism. I wish we would just get rid of the south

Red areas = useless and degenerative to American Society
 
That's where our trouble comes from.
 
And yes America needs to stop saying its #1. Having lots on nukes and a huge navy that makes any sort of land invasion impossible is not enough to be #1. In some ways, I hate this country so much.
 
Oh yeah, banned because I don't get why Americans hate soccer. I think it has something to do with it be the most physically demanding sport, and us being lazy.
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 8:25 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

I'm going to a 'soccer' game this Saturday. It's a very good sport. Maybe another reason that the US doesn't get involved in it more is because it's a global thing, so they actually have to prove they are the best. Where as baseball, american football and basketball aren't popular international sports. Is there even any international American soccer, rugby or cricket team? I'm going to a 'soccer' game this Saturday. It's a very good sport. Maybe another reason that the US doesn't get involved in it more is because it's a global thing, so they actually have to prove they are the best. Where as baseball, american football and basketball aren't popular international sports. Is there even any international American soccer, rugby or cricket team?
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 5:33 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

I think we do have a soccer team, but as far as I know, cricket and rugby are not even played professionally in the States. I think we do have a soccer team, but as far as I know, cricket and rugby are not even played professionally in the States.
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 10:46 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

We appear to have stopped banning ... and why exactly doesn't the US play in any international sports, is it a hold over from isolationism?

Double banned because I wish Podd was still here so I could rub it in that I saw his favourite team getting beaten by my favourite team today.
We appear to have stopped banning ... and why exactly doesn't the US play in any international sports, is it a hold over from isolationism?

Double banned because I wish Podd was still here so I could rub it in that I saw his favourite team getting beaten by my favourite team today.
Posted: Oct 24, 2009 12:37 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Banned because the US doesn't play international sports because we'd lose, and we don't wanna admit we're not number one. Seriously though, I really don't know, they just aren't popular here. Banned because the US doesn't play international sports because we'd lose, and we don't wanna admit we're not number one. Seriously though, I really don't know, they just aren't popular here.
Posted: Oct 24, 2009 10:06 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because fair enough. I think i'll probably move to the states when I get a stable job or get a music career going. I either wanna move to London Or New York. Banned because fair enough. I think i'll probably move to the states when I get a stable job or get a music career going. I either wanna move to London Or New York.
Posted: Oct 24, 2009 10:29 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Banned because if at all possible, I want to have two houses, a ranch in Oregon or Washington (West Coast, up north). And an apartment in LA for recording. I'll probably be moving with my Dad into a Condo in LA in a year or so. He needs it for work, and I'd need it for college. Banned because if at all possible, I want to have two houses, a ranch in Oregon or Washington (West Coast, up north). And an apartment in LA for recording. I'll probably be moving with my Dad into a Condo in LA in a year or so. He needs it for work, and I'd need it for college.
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 3:21 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Sounds like a plan ban. Why up North? Sounds like a plan ban. Why up North?
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 9:17 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Because that's where the super kick ass forests are. And I like the woods ban. Because that's where the super kick ass forests are. And I like the woods ban.
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 10:05 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Banned because I wanna move to an arty city. Like the two I named. So I can become a pretencious, liberal art type and learn to play the Cello and give myself a French or German name. Or not, whichever one woks out better ... Banned because I wanna move to an arty city. Like the two I named. So I can become a pretencious, liberal art type and learn to play the Cello and give myself a French or German name. Or not, whichever one woks out better ...
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 10:50 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Dave! You can't learn to play the cello and be a pretencious liberal douchebag. You have to hang out in a coffee shop and talk about learning the cello! Dumbass... Dave! You can't learn to play the cello and be a pretencious liberal douchebag. You have to hang out in a coffee shop and talk about learning the cello! Dumbass...
Posted: Oct 27, 2009 7:02 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

But coffee is disgusting. Plus that sounds like i'm conforming to an ideal. Which no real pretencious liberal would do. But coffee is disgusting. Plus that sounds like i'm conforming to an ideal. Which no real pretencious liberal would do.
Posted: Oct 27, 2009 11:22 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

You haven't been to LA have you? The land of

"I'm an actor/actress! ... Would you like to try today's special?"
"I'm a writer! That's why I am in this starbucks writing, instead of doing what real writers do, living in solitude for years as they write their masterpiece."
etc

I agree coffee is disgusting.
You haven't been to LA have you? The land of "I'm an actor/actress! ... Would you like to try today's special?" "I'm a writer! That's why I am in this starbucks writing, instead of doing what real writers do, living in solitude for years as they write their masterpiece." etc I agree coffee is disgusting.
Posted: Oct 28, 2009 5:38 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

I've never been to LA. But I plan to find the time. I've never been to LA. But I plan to find the time.
Posted: Oct 30, 2009 9:37 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

If you are ever in LA:
 

 
Off on Sunset just off of Vine.
 
Amazing restraunt. Although it is technically Hollywood there. But still go there if you are ever in LA or I will hunt you down, kill your family in front of you, feed you a delicious panini from Fabiolus Cafe, neuter you, and Fabio cook your balls, force feed them to you and then kill you.
 
Actually I take that back. I wouldn't even know how to hunt you down, and quite frankly, prison doesn't appeal to be...
 
BAN!!!
If you are ever in LA:
 

 
Off on Sunset just off of Vine.
 
Amazing restraunt. Although it is technically Hollywood there. But still go there if you are ever in LA or I will hunt you down, kill your family in front of you, feed you a delicious panini from Fabiolus Cafe, neuter you, and Fabio cook your balls, force feed them to you and then kill you.
 
Actually I take that back. I wouldn't even know how to hunt you down, and quite frankly, prison doesn't appeal to be...
 
BAN!!!
Posted: Oct 31, 2009 9:59 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

... ok then. ... ok then.
Posted: Oct 31, 2009 7:29 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Banned because you aren't banning me anymore. Banned because you aren't banning me anymore.
Posted: Oct 31, 2009 10:43 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Yeah, I can't be bothered anymore. Yeah, I can't be bothered anymore.
Posted: Nov 1, 2009 8:48 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Commie Jew Bagel. Commie Jew Bagel.
Posted: Nov 1, 2009 9:48 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

That's a terrible word ... commie. That's a terrible word ... commie.
Posted: Nov 1, 2009 9:57 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Hey, why don't you wash my car? Or are you so in love with communism you don't want to work? Hey, why don't you wash my car? Or are you so in love with communism you don't want to work?
Posted: Nov 3, 2009 5:21 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

... what? ... what?
Posted: Nov 3, 2009 4:29 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

If you don't love Communism, you will wash my car. If you don't love Communism, you will wash my car.
Posted: Nov 3, 2009 9:15 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

But I don't wanna wash your car ... and i'm a bit fond of communism. Not on it's own, needs a slice of libetarian pie thrown in there to sweeten the mix or else it has a tendancy to fail. But I don't wanna wash your car ... and i'm a bit fond of communism. Not on it's own, needs a slice of libetarian pie thrown in there to sweeten the mix or else it has a tendancy to fail.
Posted: Nov 4, 2009 9:57 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

If you didn't love communism, you would wash my car. you clearly love communism to much. I was going to offer you $10,000 USD to wash my car, plus a week in Miami, but nope, you just love communism so much you don't want to work. If you didn't love communism, you would wash my car. you clearly love communism to much. I was going to offer you $10,000 USD to wash my car, plus a week in Miami, but nope, you just love communism so much you don't want to work.
Posted: Nov 5, 2009 12:00 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Yes, but you're also implying I have to pay for my own plane ticket. Which would have been a deal breaker regardless if my intimate feelings towards leftist political theories. Yes, but you're also implying I have to pay for my own plane ticket. Which would have been a deal breaker regardless if my intimate feelings towards leftist political theories.
Posted: Nov 6, 2009 11:01 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

The $10,000 would have fully reimversed you for the cost of airfare. Not to mention all the money I would have spent for your week in beautiful Miami. The $10,000 would have fully reimversed you for the cost of airfare. Not to mention all the money I would have spent for your week in beautiful Miami.
Posted: Nov 7, 2009 5:07 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

If I start despising Communism is that deal still on? If I start despising Communism is that deal still on?
Posted: Nov 7, 2009 9:58 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

No, you have already pledged your allengience to communism and have shown you are far to in love with it to work. No, you have already pledged your allengience to communism and have shown you are far to in love with it to work.
Posted: Nov 8, 2009 8:04 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Well technically 'anarcho-communism' which isn't the same thing. So I still think the deal should be on ... Well technically 'anarcho-communism' which isn't the same thing. So I still think the deal should be on ...
Posted: Nov 8, 2009 10:32 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

aaciseric wrote on Nov 4th, 2009 at 4:57pm :
But I don't wanna wash your car ... and i'm a bit fond of communism. Not on it's own, needs a slice of libetarian pie thrown in there to sweeten the mix or else it has a tendancy to fail.

You don't want to wash my car. You've admitted it you commie!
[QUOTE u='aaciseric' d='2009-11-04 16:57:40']But I don't wanna wash your car ... and i'm a bit fond of communism. Not on it's own, needs a slice of libetarian pie thrown in there to sweeten the mix or else it has a tendancy to fail.[/QUOTE] You don't want to wash my car. You've admitted it you commie!
Posted: Nov 9, 2009 8:19 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

I find it weird when 17 year olds have cars. A few of my friends have them and I find it a bit weird. I wouldn't trust myself. Though I might be getting a fork-lift license. I find it weird when 17 year olds have cars. A few of my friends have them and I find it a bit weird. I wouldn't trust myself. Though I might be getting a fork-lift license.
Posted: Nov 10, 2009 4:39 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

I don't have a car. But I like the question. I do have a drivers license though. All my stoner friends that get piss poor grades have cars, and all my sober friends that get good grades don't have cars. Its utter bullshit. One of my friends (He's not actually my friend, he just hangs out in the same group as me), crashed his car by doing something illegal, then got a brand new truck for his birthday. WTF! I don't have a car. But I like the question. I do have a drivers license though. All my stoner friends that get piss poor grades have cars, and all my sober friends that get good grades don't have cars. Its utter bullshit. One of my friends (He's not actually my friend, he just hangs out in the same group as me), crashed his car by doing something illegal, then got a brand new truck for his birthday. WTF!
Posted: Nov 10, 2009 10:29 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

'The question'? And by 'truck' do you mean like a van, or a pick-up truck? As opposed to one of those things with a container on a big and lots of wheels? 'The question'? And by 'truck' do you mean like a van, or a pick-up truck? As opposed to one of those things with a container on a big and lots of wheels?
Posted: Nov 11, 2009 9:52 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

"Will you do 'blank' or you so in love with communism you don't want to work."
I mean a pickup truck. Having a pick-up truck is big out where I live. It means you have a small cock and need an oversized car to make up for it.
"Will you do 'blank' or you so in love with communism you don't want to work." I mean a pickup truck. Having a pick-up truck is big out where I live. It means you have a small cock and need an oversized car to make up for it.
Posted: Nov 12, 2009 2:56 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Why do you like that question? Why do you like that question?
Posted: Nov 12, 2009 8:43 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Because you have to do it or admit you love communism. Its like the question "do you still beat your wife?" Because you have to do it or admit you love communism. Its like the question "do you still beat your wife?"
Posted: Nov 12, 2009 9:40 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

It's quite easy to avoid. You could just say 'No, I've never beaten my wife' or 'No, I don't have a wife as a form of protest against gay marraige beng illegal and the lack of secularism in modern day society, but if I did have one I would beat her'. It's quite easy to avoid. You could just say 'No, I've never beaten my wife' or 'No, I don't have a wife as a form of protest against gay marraige beng illegal and the lack of secularism in modern day society, but if I did have one I would beat her'.
Posted: Nov 13, 2009 8:39 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Accuse them of denying the beating her. I like you second one. Accuse them of denying the beating her. I like you second one.
Posted: Nov 13, 2009 10:22 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Not banned because I might be doing a two week course in food hygiene soon. How exciting. Apparently they write your CV for you when you do it, which is conveniant because I was just sitting down to do one before the letter arrived in the post. Not banned because I might be doing a two week course in food hygiene soon. How exciting. Apparently they write your CV for you when you do it, which is conveniant because I was just sitting down to do one before the letter arrived in the post.
Posted: Nov 25, 2009 10:02 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

CV? Where the hell have you been? CV? Where the hell have you been?
Posted: Nov 27, 2009 8:29 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Ciriculum Vitae. I think it's called a 'resume' in Americaland. And i've been at a place. Ciriculum Vitae. I think it's called a 'resume' in Americaland. And i've been at a place.
Posted: Nov 27, 2009 2:17 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

I would imagine it is a resume, or is it an application? Anyway. Why weren't you here? I would imagine it is a resume, or is it an application? Anyway. Why weren't you here?
Posted: Nov 27, 2009 9:04 PM - Quote - Report!

fret_racer82

Damn it I wish I wasn't so fuckin busy all the time. Damn it I wish I wasn't so fuckin busy all the time.
Posted: Nov 28, 2009 1:25 AM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Make time! Make time!
Posted: Nov 28, 2009 2:39 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

NoOne0507 wrote on Nov 27th, 2009 at 4:04pm :
I would imagine it is a resume, or is it an application? Anyway. Why weren't you here?
I'm fairly sure it's a resume, you sent it to companies so they can judge whether or not they want to hire you. And I wasn't here because I just got out of the habit of posting so didn't for a few days.

Oh, and I agree that Zach should make time.
[QUOTE u='NoOne0507' d='2009-11-27 16:04:54']I would imagine it is a resume, or is it an application? Anyway. Why weren't you here?[/QUOTE] I'm fairly sure it's a resume, you sent it to companies so they can judge whether or not they want to hire you. And I wasn't here because I just got out of the habit of posting so didn't for a few days.

Oh, and I agree that Zach should make time.
Posted: Nov 28, 2009 11:00 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Then yes, it is a resume. I wrote a resume once for a job. They looked at it and were like, 'oh wow this kid is pretty good, I think we'll give him an interview' then I went in for an interview and they saw my long hair and were all GTFO. Then yes, it is a resume. I wrote a resume once for a job. They looked at it and were like, 'oh wow this kid is pretty good, I think we'll give him an interview' then I went in for an interview and they saw my long hair and were all GTFO.
Posted: Nov 29, 2009 4:59 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

That's like, all discrimination and shit, isn't it. (That's possibly a reference only British people would get). That's like, all discrimination and shit, isn't it. (That's possibly a reference only British people would get).
Posted: Nov 29, 2009 1:10 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

It is. But the US law forbids you from discriminating in hiring based on sex, religion, age, or race. It may have something about homosexuality as well, but I'm not sure. It has nothing about long hair. It is. But the US law forbids you from discriminating in hiring based on sex, religion, age, or race. It may have something about homosexuality as well, but I'm not sure. It has nothing about long hair.
Posted: Nov 29, 2009 11:16 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

I was making a reference to these sketches from the Armstrong and Miller show, absolutely hilarious; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwNQf08Kxsw

We have the same discrimination laws in Britain, you could probably kick up a fuss about it. Call it sexism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wFwEc2PyRk&fea ture=related - that's a better clip actually.
I was making a reference to these sketches from the Armstrong and Miller show, absolutely hilarious; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwNQf08Kxsw

We have the same discrimination laws in Britain, you could probably kick up a fuss about it. Call it sexism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wFwEc2PyRk&feature=related - that's a better clip actually.
Posted: Nov 30, 2009 3:50 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Its company policy, all male employees must have short hair, yada yada. Its perfectly legal. They didn't see me and just kick me out, I was told if I wanted to work there it was company policy to cut my hair. I refused and left.

Your face is scary...
Its company policy, all male employees must have short hair, yada yada. Its perfectly legal. They didn't see me and just kick me out, I was told if I wanted to work there it was company policy to cut my hair. I refused and left. Your face is scary...
Posted: Dec 1, 2009 12:32 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Why is it scary? Why is it scary?
Posted: Dec 2, 2009 9:50 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Because its yellow. And bright yellow faces are scary. Because its yellow. And bright yellow faces are scary.
Posted: Dec 3, 2009 12:40 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

And faces with question marks floating in them are just fine? And faces with question marks floating in them are just fine?
Posted: Dec 3, 2009 5:28 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Yes. They are perfectly accecptable. Yes. They are perfectly accecptable.
Posted: Dec 4, 2009 5:46 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

If only I were allowed a gif in my display pic, it's supposed to move and wink and stuff. It's awesome at the life show when they have them all moving at the back of the stage. If only I were allowed a gif in my display pic, it's supposed to move and wink and stuff. It's awesome at the life show when they have them all moving at the back of the stage.
Posted: Dec 4, 2009 10:19 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

My picture fits my username. My picture fits my username.
Posted: Dec 4, 2009 11:51 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

I'm aware. I'm aware.
Posted: Dec 5, 2009 4:56 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Why is your user name like it is? Why is your user name like it is?
Posted: Dec 6, 2009 12:35 AM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Do you mean why did I choose it? Do you mean why did I choose it?
Posted: Dec 6, 2009 8:58 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Yeah, whats it mean? I know you prefer to be called Eric, so I can see the end, but not aacis Yeah, whats it mean? I know you prefer to be called Eric, so I can see the end, but not aacis
Posted: Dec 6, 2009 11:29 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

It was my first bands name, the band I was in when I first joined UG, we later changed names several times. It was my first bands name, the band I was in when I first joined UG, we later changed names several times.
Posted: Dec 7, 2009 5:22 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

I was in a band once. We called ourselves Desert of Steel. I think Dessert of Steel would've been better. I was in a band once. We called ourselves Desert of Steel. I think Dessert of Steel would've been better.
Posted: Dec 7, 2009 10:39 PM - Quote - Report!

aaciseric

Why would it have been better? Why would it have been better?
Posted: Dec 9, 2009 10:11 PM - Quote - Report!

NoOne0507

Because a dessert made of steel is totally metal. A Desert of Steel sounds like a crappy movie plot. Because a dessert made of steel is totally metal. A Desert of Steel sounds like a crappy movie plot.
Posted: Dec 9, 2009 10:27 PM - Quote - Report!
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