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bendystraw

so freash banned out of the pit im kinda already in the habit of sitting down at the end of the day to enjoy the place. starting now lets pretend this thread is the pit. im not sure how many will post a lot but let us try.
so freash banned out of the pit im kinda already in the habit of sitting down at the end of the day to enjoy the place. starting now lets pretend this thread is the pit. im not sure how many will post a lot but let us try.
Posted: Mar 1, 2008 4:54 PM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

I think more people need to be aware that this group exists. After all the pit has thousands of posters and this only has 72 views. I think more people need to be aware that this group exists. After all the pit has thousands of posters and this only has 72 views.
Posted: Mar 1, 2008 6:52 PM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

Do you guys like men? I love boobs me. Do you guys like men? I love boobs me.
Posted: Mar 2, 2008 10:19 PM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

No, but I'm cool with that and I had suspicions anyway. No, but I'm cool with that and I had suspicions anyway.
Posted: Mar 3, 2008 11:02 AM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

I was coming on to you... I was coming on to you...
Posted: Mar 3, 2008 8:01 PM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

I am straight, sorry people. But I have a lovely cousin who's up for anything really. I am straight, sorry people. But I have a lovely cousin who's up for anything really.
Posted: Mar 10, 2008 7:08 PM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

Yerp I sure love the boobz Yerp I sure love the boobz
Posted: Mar 13, 2008 12:00 AM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

I changed nothing. I changed nothing.
Posted: Mar 13, 2008 6:48 PM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

kidsilcon wrote on Mar 13th, 2008 at 1:48pm :
I changed nothing.
:haha but can i please have inviting duties back?
kidsilcon wrote on Mar 13th, 2008 at 1:48pm :
I changed nothing.
:haha but can i please have inviting duties back?
Posted: Mar 13, 2008 7:47 PM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

Alright, but try not to alter everything this time. Alright, but try not to alter everything this time.
Posted: Mar 13, 2008 11:08 PM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

kidsilcon wrote on Mar 13th, 2008 at 6:08pm :
Alright, but try not to alter everything this time.
okey dokey. getting banned from here would be like dividing by... o shi-!


i wonder if that is still funny in the pit?
kidsilcon wrote on Mar 13th, 2008 at 6:08pm :
Alright, but try not to alter everything this time.
okey dokey. getting banned from here would be like dividing by... o shi-!


i wonder if that is still funny in the pit?
Posted: Mar 13, 2008 11:22 PM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

Yeah haha, I wouldn't see the point. I just took your admin thing away so you couldn't alter it straight away. you sexy beast... last one. Yeah haha, I wouldn't see the point. I just took your admin thing away so you couldn't alter it straight away. you sexy beast... last one.
Posted: Mar 13, 2008 11:26 PM - Quote - Report!

dio_dude

i've seen you both so many times in the pit. this is really like the pit in so many ways :sad: god i miss it i've seen you both so many times in the pit. this is really like the pit in so many ways :sad: god i miss it
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 2:20 AM - Quote - Report!

SeveralSpecies

Ya know what? You guys are gay. I'm deleting all my posts here. Assholes.

:haha:
Ya know what? You guys are gay. I'm deleting all my posts here. Assholes.

:haha:
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 6:29 AM - Quote - Report!

wiggy1988

bendystraw wrote on Mar 12th, 2008 at 7:00pm :
Yerp I sure love the cock.

bendystraw wrote on Mar 12th, 2008 at 7:00pm :
Yerp I sure love the cock.

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 10:35 AM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

dio_dude wrote on Mar 13th, 2008 at 9:20pm :
i've seen you both so many times in the pit. this is really like the pit in so many ways :sad: god i miss it
make yourself at home. *puts feet on coffee table.*
dio_dude wrote on Mar 13th, 2008 at 9:20pm :
i've seen you both so many times in the pit. this is really like the pit in so many ways :sad: god i miss it
make yourself at home. *puts feet on coffee table.*
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 12:19 PM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

SeveralSpecies wrote on Mar 14th, 2008 at 1:29am :
Ya know what? You guys are gay. I'm deleting all my posts here. Assholes.

:haha:
come on we were just kidding around. no more from here on out.
SeveralSpecies wrote on Mar 14th, 2008 at 1:29am :
Ya know what? You guys are gay. I'm deleting all my posts here. Assholes.

:haha:
come on we were just kidding around. no more from here on out.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 12:20 PM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

SeveralSpecies wrote on Mar 14th, 2008 at 1:29am :
Ya know what? You guys are gay. I'm deleting all my posts here. Assholes.

:haha:

:haha: Calm down.
SeveralSpecies wrote on Mar 14th, 2008 at 1:29am :
Ya know what? You guys are gay. I'm deleting all my posts here. Assholes.

:haha:

:haha: Calm down.
Posted: Mar 14, 2008 2:17 PM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

you know what pisses me off? straws that don't bend. you know what pisses me off? straws that don't bend.
Posted: Mar 15, 2008 6:20 PM - Quote - Report!

SeveralSpecies

bendystraw wrote on Mar 15th, 2008 at 1:20pm :
you know what pisses me off? straws that don't bend.


Are you that pathetically lazy that you can't lean forward to sip a straw? Honestly, it's bad enough you're too lazy to tilt the glass forward to take a sip.

/rant

By the way I agree, I hate non bendy straws. And according to microsoft word, bendy is not a word. Hmmm.
bendystraw wrote on Mar 15th, 2008 at 1:20pm :
you know what pisses me off? straws that don't bend.


Are you that pathetically lazy that you can't lean forward to sip a straw? Honestly, it's bad enough you're too lazy to tilt the glass forward to take a sip.

/rant

By the way I agree, I hate non bendy straws. And according to microsoft word, bendy is not a word. Hmmm.
Posted: Mar 16, 2008 5:39 AM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

I think bendy straws are a great invention... Why have a straight straw when you can have a mother fucking bendy-ass straw?!? You can only profit from such a thing so inventive and simple. I think bendy straws are a great invention... Why have a straight straw when you can have a mother fucking bendy-ass straw?!? You can only profit from such a thing so inventive and simple.
Posted: Mar 16, 2008 7:42 PM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

yeah you can decide your speed of drink/comfortability of drinking ratio with just the movement of a finger. i have seen countless straight backs get broken this way. yeah you can decide your speed of drink/comfortability of drinking ratio with just the movement of a finger. i have seen countless straight backs get broken this way.
Posted: Mar 16, 2008 9:24 PM - Quote - Report!

SeveralSpecies

You know what else is a brilliant invention? The spork. Why should you have to put your fork down, and pick your spoon up? So unnecessary! The spork is truely the greatest invention ever.


Btw spork is not a word according the MS word, either.
You know what else is a brilliant invention? The spork. Why should you have to put your fork down, and pick your spoon up? So unnecessary! The spork is truely the greatest invention ever.


Btw spork is not a word according the MS word, either.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 1:34 AM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

SeveralSpecies wrote on Mar 16th, 2008 at 8:34pm :
You know what else is a brilliant invention? The spork. Why should you have to put your fork down, and pick your spoon up? So unnecessary! The spork is truely the greatest invention ever.


Btw spork is not a word according the MS word, either.
yeah but what if you were eating spaghettios and applesauce? you would be fucked.
SeveralSpecies wrote on Mar 16th, 2008 at 8:34pm :
You know what else is a brilliant invention? The spork. Why should you have to put your fork down, and pick your spoon up? So unnecessary! The spork is truely the greatest invention ever.


Btw spork is not a word according the MS word, either.
yeah but what if you were eating spaghettios and applesauce? you would be fucked.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 2:43 AM - Quote - Report!

SeveralSpecies

bendystraw wrote on Mar 16th, 2008 at 9:43pm :
SeveralSpecies wrote on Mar 16th, 2008 at 8:34pm :
You know what else is a brilliant invention? The spork. Why should you have to put your fork down, and pick your spoon up? So unnecessary! The spork is truely the greatest invention ever.


Btw spork is not a word according the MS word, either.
yeah but what if you were eating spaghettios and applesauce? you would be fucked.


no, spork handles both superbly. Besides you could eat those two with a spoon. A spork is indeed half spoon. Problem solved. Next.
bendystraw wrote on Mar 16th, 2008 at 9:43pm :
SeveralSpecies wrote on Mar 16th, 2008 at 8:34pm :
You know what else is a brilliant invention? The spork. Why should you have to put your fork down, and pick your spoon up? So unnecessary! The spork is truely the greatest invention ever.


Btw spork is not a word according the MS word, either.
yeah but what if you were eating spaghettios and applesauce? you would be fucked.


no, spork handles both superbly. Besides you could eat those two with a spoon. A spork is indeed half spoon. Problem solved. Next.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 5:45 AM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

spaghetti and applesauce. the spaghetti will get the sauce in the apple and wreck it.My mate had a spaghetti tree ages ago. Honestly the taste is so much
different than one from a shop. But it died because it takes to much
looking after and shit.
spaghetti and applesauce. the spaghetti will get the sauce in the apple and wreck it.My mate had a spaghetti tree ages ago. Honestly the taste is so much
different than one from a shop. But it died because it takes to much
looking after and shit.
Posted: Mar 17, 2008 11:54 AM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

really? i can just imagine throwing boiling water on a tree then taking a bite out of it. really? i can just imagine throwing boiling water on a tree then taking a bite out of it.
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 1:25 AM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

The spagetti hangs from the branches. The spagetti hangs from the branches.
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 2:33 AM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

i just learned something. i just learned something.
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 9:51 PM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

You just got punked biatch! There's no such thing as a spagetti tree. hohoho. You just got punked biatch! There's no such thing as a spagetti tree. hohoho.
Posted: Mar 20, 2008 8:07 PM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

:cry:> ;thats the last time i try learning. :cry:> ;thats the last time i try learning.
Posted: Mar 21, 2008 10:15 PM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

kidsilcon wrote on Mar 21st, 2008 at 5:15pm :
:cry:thats the last time i try learning.
moron.
kidsilcon wrote on Mar 21st, 2008 at 5:15pm :
:cry:thats the last time i try learning.
moron.
Posted: Mar 22, 2008 4:51 PM - Quote - Report!

SeveralSpecies

You seriously fell for that? Are you stupid? Wow, spaghetti trees. N00b!


Everyone knows they grow on vines.
You seriously fell for that? Are you stupid? Wow, spaghetti trees. N00b!


Everyone knows they grow on vines.
Posted: Mar 25, 2008 12:01 AM - Quote - Report!

freedoms_stain

Seriously? I always thought it was the Flying Spaghetti Monsters divine poop. Seriously? I always thought it was the Flying Spaghetti Monsters divine poop.
Posted: Mar 26, 2008 12:32 AM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

nobody fucks with bendystraw. nobody fucks with bendystraw.
Posted: Mar 28, 2008 1:35 AM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

Wait. BENDYSTRAW ALTERED THE WORDS TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I'M THE IDIOT. Your tricks aren't fooling anyone. That's about the 5th time  I've completely verbally raped him and he's twisted it. Wait. BENDYSTRAW ALTERED THE WORDS TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I'M THE IDIOT. Your tricks aren't fooling anyone. That's about the 5th time  I've completely verbally raped him and he's twisted it.
Posted: Mar 28, 2008 8:32 PM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

kidsilcon wrote on Mar 28th, 2008 at 3:32pm :
Wait. BENDYSTRAW ALTERED THE WORDS TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I'M THE IDIOT. Your tricks aren't fooling anyone. That's about the 5th time  I've completely verbally raped him and he's twisted it.
CONSPIRACY!
kidsilcon wrote on Mar 28th, 2008 at 3:32pm :
Wait. BENDYSTRAW ALTERED THE WORDS TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I'M THE IDIOT. Your tricks aren't fooling anyone. That's about the 5th time  I've completely verbally raped him and he's twisted it.
CONSPIRACY!
Posted: Mar 28, 2008 8:41 PM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

:haha: :haha:
Posted: Mar 29, 2008 2:02 PM - Quote - Report!

dio_dude

http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/whatever

the pit of the group world. have fun all you banned pplz :D
http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/whatever

the pit of the group world. have fun all you banned pplz :D
Posted: Mar 30, 2008 2:31 AM - Quote - Report!

wiggy1988

if spaghetti grows on vines, where do noodles come from? if spaghetti grows on vines, where do noodles come from?
Posted: Mar 30, 2008 1:29 PM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

It was an old BBC hoax, just like the 1-day-old 'Penguins can fly' one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrxmpihCjqw It was an old BBC hoax, just like the 1-day-old 'Penguins can fly' one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrxmpihCjqw
Posted: Apr 2, 2008 4:48 PM - Quote - Report!

Time Seller

Pshaw, a single thread will never replicate the Pit!

:(

:sad:
Pshaw, a single thread will never replicate the Pit!

:(

:sad:
Posted: Apr 3, 2008 1:03 PM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

Well it will do for the bannededez. Well it will do for the bannededez.
Posted: Apr 3, 2008 4:20 PM - Quote - Report!

wiggy1988

Time Seller wrote on Apr 3rd, 2008 at 8:03am :
Pshaw, a single thread will never replicate the Pit!

:(

:sad:


well I suppose we could make

3 threads asking about girlfriends or how to ask someone out or music to play for girls

4 threads that should be in other parts of the forum

2 spam threads

5 threads starting off like this "So...."

2 threads discussing things that really should be reserved for doctors not pit monkeys

1 Zombie thread...at all times

would that make you feel more at home?
Time Seller wrote on Apr 3rd, 2008 at 8:03am :
Pshaw, a single thread will never replicate the Pit!

:(

:sad:


well I suppose we could make

3 threads asking about girlfriends or how to ask someone out or music to play for girls

4 threads that should be in other parts of the forum

2 spam threads

5 threads starting off like this "So...."

2 threads discussing things that really should be reserved for doctors not pit monkeys

1 Zombie thread...at all times

would that make you feel more at home?
Posted: Apr 3, 2008 7:59 PM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

wiggy1988 wrote on Apr 3rd, 2008 at 2:59pm :
Time Seller wrote on Apr 3rd, 2008 at 8:03am :
Pshaw, a single thread will never replicate the Pit!

:(

:sad:


well I suppose we could make

3 threads asking about girlfriends or how to ask someone out or music to play for girls

4 threads that should be in other parts of the forum

2 spam threads

5 threads starting off like this "So...."

2 threads discussing things that really should be reserved for doctors not pit monkeys

1 Zombie thread...at all times

would that make you feel more at home?
QFT. but we also need 10 of funny youtube links.
wiggy1988 wrote on Apr 3rd, 2008 at 2:59pm :
Time Seller wrote on Apr 3rd, 2008 at 8:03am :
Pshaw, a single thread will never replicate the Pit!

:(

:sad:


well I suppose we could make

3 threads asking about girlfriends or how to ask someone out or music to play for girls

4 threads that should be in other parts of the forum

2 spam threads

5 threads starting off like this "So...."

2 threads discussing things that really should be reserved for doctors not pit monkeys

1 Zombie thread...at all times

would that make you feel more at home?
QFT. but we also need 10 of funny youtube links.
Posted: Apr 3, 2008 8:39 PM - Quote - Report!

freedoms_stain

wiggy1988 wrote on Apr 3rd, 2008 at 2:59pm :

5 threads starting off like this "So...."
That one made me lol
bendystraw wrote on Apr 3rd, 2008 at 3:39pm :
QFT. but we also need 10 of funny youtube links.
That aren't really funny.
wiggy1988 wrote on Apr 3rd, 2008 at 2:59pm :

5 threads starting off like this "So...."
That one made me lol
bendystraw wrote on Apr 3rd, 2008 at 3:39pm :
QFT. but we also need 10 of funny youtube links.
That aren't really funny.
Posted: Apr 3, 2008 9:15 PM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

Post your Youtube covers, YEAH! Post your Youtube covers, YEAH!
Posted: Apr 4, 2008 2:31 PM - Quote - Report!

dio_dude

lol, why? lol, why?
Posted: Apr 5, 2008 3:16 PM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

dio_dude wrote on Apr 5th, 2008 at 10:16am :
lol, why?
I was joking. I was just highlighting the fact that their are loads of threads on Youtube covers. Also "Most Overrated..." Is usually a common annoyance in The Pit.
dio_dude wrote on Apr 5th, 2008 at 10:16am :
lol, why?
I was joking. I was just highlighting the fact that their are loads of threads on Youtube covers. Also "Most Overrated..." Is usually a common annoyance in The Pit.
Posted: Apr 7, 2008 11:08 AM - Quote - Report!

dio_dude

youtube sucks imo. the comment system is screwed. if you reply to someone it will end up nowhere near their comment. youtube sucks imo. the comment system is screwed. if you reply to someone it will end up nowhere near their comment.
Posted: Apr 9, 2008 3:50 PM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

dio_dude wrote on Apr 9th, 2008 at 10:50am :
youtube sucks imo. the comment system is screwed. if you reply to someone it will end up nowhere near their comment.
Yeah I've noticed taht, after a while it fixes up though.
dio_dude wrote on Apr 9th, 2008 at 10:50am :
youtube sucks imo. the comment system is screwed. if you reply to someone it will end up nowhere near their comment.
Yeah I've noticed taht, after a while it fixes up though.
Posted: Apr 9, 2008 5:08 PM - Quote - Report!

Broken_Drum

How about I log out, go into the pit, pick the first topic, copy it here and we can all give smart ass answers to it? How about I log out, go into the pit, pick the first topic, copy it here and we can all give smart ass answers to it?
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 8:46 PM - Quote - Report!

Broken_Drum

First Thread In The Pit wrote
When i hear the name mustaine...> ;
&g t;
I instantly think of mustard

Wow...
First Thread In The Pit wrote
When i hear the name mustaine...> ;
&g t;
I instantly think of mustard

Wow...
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 8:49 PM - Quote - Report!

kidsilcon

Well so do I. I love Mustard on hot dawgs. Well so do I. I love Mustard on hot dawgs.
Posted: Apr 14, 2008 11:12 AM - Quote - Report!

Broken_Drum

I'm ashamed to say that I have never tried mustard. I'm ashamed to say that I have never tried mustard.
Posted: Apr 14, 2008 6:24 PM - Quote - Report!

bendystraw

Broken_Drum wrote on Apr 14th, 2008 at 1:24pm :
I'm ashamed to say that I have never tried mustard.
dude..... thats lik 4x4k 2 tha max..
Broken_Drum wrote on Apr 14th, 2008 at 1:24pm :
I'm ashamed to say that I have never tried mustard.
dude..... thats lik 4x4k 2 tha max..
Posted: Apr 15, 2008 10:07 PM - Quote - Report!

dio_dude

mustard blows mustard blows
Posted: Apr 21, 2008 2:33 AM - Quote - Report!

wiggy1988

nuh uh. Mustard is awesome nuh uh. Mustard is awesome
Posted: Apr 22, 2008 12:44 AM - Quote - Report!

dio_dude

NO U! NO U!
Posted: May 1, 2008 4:11 AM - Quote - Report!

Vauxite

I haz t3h mustadzz

And it arouses you.
I haz t3h mustadzz

And it arouses you.
Posted: May 31, 2008 2:33 PM - Quote - Report!

Beakwithteeth

hmmmmmm, This group serves such a purpose it is like I am not even banned :rolleyes: hmmmmmm, This group serves such a purpose it is like I am not even banned :rolleyes:
Posted: Jun 3, 2008 3:43 AM - Quote - Report!

Beakwithteeth

The above post is not a request to be kicked out of this group however :( The above post is not a request to be kicked out of this group however :(
Posted: Jun 3, 2008 3:52 AM - Quote - Report!

AVA_Plus44_182

Anyone up for a round of the penis game? Anyone up for a round of the penis game?
Posted: Jun 11, 2008 7:34 AM - Quote - Report!

I-Watch-Anime

AVA_Penis44_182, you talkin to me? AVA_Penis44_182, you talkin to me?
Posted: Jun 12, 2008 8:06 PM - Quote - Report!

AVA_Plus44_182

I-Watch-Anime wrote on Jun 12th, 2008 at 3:06pm :
AVA_Penis44_182, you talkin to me?

I'm talking to anyone who's interested.
[QUOTE u='I-Watch-Anime' d='2008-06-12 15:06:06']AVA_Penis44_182, you talkin to me?[/QUOTE]
I'm talking to anyone who's interested.
Posted: Jun 23, 2008 7:39 AM - Quote - Report!

crazy8rgood

AVA_Plus44_182 wrote on Jun 11th, 2008 at 2:34am :
Anyone up for a round of the penis game?


Penis


And you heard me. See, this game fails on the internet... Now, the "I Typed Nothing, Now Guess What I Was Thinking of Typing" Game is much more fun...

I'll start - "                                          "
AVA_Plus44_182 wrote on Jun 11th, 2008 at 2:34am :
Anyone up for a round of the penis game?


Penis


And you heard me. See, this game fails on the internet... Now, the "I Typed Nothing, Now Guess What I Was Thinking of Typing" Game is much more fun...

I'll start - "                                          "
Posted: May 6, 2009 3:20 AM - Quote - Report!

wiggy1988

What'll you do when you get lonely And nobody's waiting by your side? You've been running and hiding much too long. You know it's just your foolish pride. What'll you do when you get lonely
And nobody's waiting by your side?
You've been running and hiding much too long.
You know it's just your foolish pride.
Posted: May 21, 2009 8:14 PM - Quote - Report!

Saf1

brap brap brap brap
Posted: Jul 5, 2009 11:30 PM - Quote - Report!
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