Grapefruit Haters Unite!

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LolCatGuitar wrote on Oct 31st, 2014 6:04am

yo ooga booga where the group at

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sherry07 wrote on Jan 4th, 2011 12:37pm

I went to this tribal N. Indian village when I was on holiday. They gave us :P grapefruit for dessert, and this when there were oranges available also. My mum didnt let me ask for orange as it would have been "rude". It was worse than grapefruit generally is!!! It was unripe, sour and bitter at the same time :P:P i nearly died

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unregistered_657599 wrote on Nov 4th, 2010 11:16pm

If had accidentally eaten grapefruit as a child and someone told me it was poisonous I would have believed them based on the flavour.

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Ignite wrote on Sep 11th, 2010 9:21am

Tasted grapefruit awhile back.

Note how I said "tasted". It was too disgusting to actually eat.

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LolCatGuitar wrote on Sep 4th, 2010 11:01pm

It's like when you go to guitar center and they offer you a Spider IV and say it's the best amplifier in the world!

I was at a car show when I was 9 or so, I was so thirsty, so I saw grapefruit juice, and drank some, It's like sour oranges mixed with vomit that doesn't taste like grapes at all!

I am now forced to join this group.
Grapefruit has graped us all...

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MetalheadforJC wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 4:05am

Fruit for the fail!!!!

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Luke200420 wrote on Dec 8th, 2009 5:54am

I don't understamd how it gets its name. It has nothing in common with grapes. I can't even eat it if I want to because my medication has warnings on the label to not consume grapefruit. I have no craving for a fruit that tastes like sh*t though.

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diminishedtobme wrote on Dec 8th, 2009 4:56am

I cant eat it because, one it tastes horrible and two, it fucks with my meds, I could die from it. So fuck you grapefruit, youre a vile vile fruit.

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Pat_s1t wrote on Dec 7th, 2009 11:48pm

When I was eight, we went to Toronto, and upon entering a very nice hotel we were greeted by a man offering us a free breakfast buffet and a grapefruit.

Being 8, I misheard my mother as she pronounced the name, and thought she said "greatfruit".

Due to it's overpoweringly promising name, I took the biggest bit out of that motherfucker possible without chocking on it's obviously delicious juices and flavor.

Oh how wrong I was...

I gagged, and spat it out all over the hotel floor, a large pile of pink citrus mash staring at me in disdain, knowing it had accomplished it's task. In seconds, the man marched over to me and told me I was not allowed to eat in the hotel public space anymore, which meant NO FUCKING FREE BUFFET.

THE GRAPEFRUIT RUINED MY CHILDHOOD. IT MUST BE TERMINATED.

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chaoticfables wrote on Dec 7th, 2009 3:13am

I dislike the fruit. It tastes bitter.

But grapefruit juice that they sell at grocery stores are very very tasty.

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UltimateDud wrote on Dec 2nd, 2009 5:11pm

I've never had grape fruit.

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slashe50 wrote on Nov 30th, 2009 8:32pm

Ugh, grapefruit is gross

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Joe-Floyd-lover wrote on Nov 25th, 2009 8:10pm

LezPaulEpiphone wrote on May 11th, 2009 at 3:36pm :
I LOVE GRAPEFRUIT! It's so unbelievably tasty, I cant believe you guys don't like it !


SO DO I GRAPEFRUIT PWNS!

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Baraga wrote on Nov 24th, 2009 10:22pm

wtf is a grapefruit? o-o

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koalabacon wrote on Aug 15th, 2009 6:44am

fuck grape fruit D:<

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100%guitarmad wrote on Aug 14th, 2009 5:18pm

They gave me grapefruit for breakfast on a british airways flight.

I was tempted to hijack it because of this.

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Gh057 wrote on Aug 13th, 2009 4:38am

Kata Dante wrote on May 9th, 2009 at 5:24am :
Grapefruit killed my family and kidnapped my dog and sold it into slavery. So yeah, besides being a vile, bitter, overall pathetic excuse for fruit, I have a small reason to hate this curse upon the world of consumables. >:[


...i do like fresca though. >_>


GRAPEFRUIT RAPED MY FATHER.

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Kensai wrote on Aug 10th, 2009 1:42pm

I was graped once by it, since then I've despised it.

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hide_the_beer wrote on Aug 6th, 2009 2:38am

I'm eating a grapefruit right now, actually. :)

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Pr0gNut wrote on Aug 4th, 2009 7:00pm

Julz127 wrote on Jul 20th, 2009 at 8:55pm :
Pr0gNut wrote on May 11th, 2009 at 6:33am :troubletcat wrote on May 11th, 2009 at 3:42am :

Seriously, I actually enjoy the sour flavour. I suggest that you're simply not man enough to take the intense sourness hit of a big old spoonful of grapefruit.

When the fruit war comes, I shall rain grapefruit and grapefruit related products down upon you, and upon your pets, and the citric acid will burn your eyes.

And now, I take my leave, never to return to this forsaken land.

It isn't the sour aspect that bothers me,since I rather enjoy the lemon.The FLAVOR is what bothers me.It tastes like vomit,and only a depraved and unbalanced individual would enjoy the taste of vomit fruit.You'll never see the fruit wars my friend since your kind will be wiped out in the first assaults upon the grapefruit capital.

Oh the Lulz...


I didn't realize how ridiculous that exchange was until I read it again months later.....wtf is wrong me hahaha.

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