THE EARTH IS FLAT AND EVERYBODY WHO DISAGREES IS DUMB.
Ever since you were little, everybody has been lying to you. Santa Claus. The Easter Bunny. Everybody poops. As you age you learn the truth. Santa isn’t real. Neither is the Easter Bunny. Only you poop. However, there is still a truth yet to be discovered. A lie so vast nearly everybody around the globe believes it: the Earth is round. Now before you jump at me with your “scientific evidence” and your oh-so-super “facts,” at least take the time to rethink this “proof” and consider some real evidence. It just might blow your mind.
Gravity.
It’s something we all studied in science class, something that has been affecting people’s lives since Sir Isaac Newton invented it in 1666. However, there is one thing they haven’t yet taught in science class. This magical, mystical force is one of the most compelling reasons that the Earth is flat. If our world were spherical, wouldn’t gravity pull all the water down to the bottom and trickle away into space? If our world were spherical, wouldn’t gravity make the people at the bottom fall off? The answer is simple: yes.
If you disagree, try some simple experiments with the nearest globe. First, try pouring some water on the top. As you will see, it trickles down to the bottom and falls off. Second, try placing some people on the bottom. As you will see, Sir Newton’s invention will make them fall off. Next, try these experiments with a map. What happens? Nothing falls off into space. Therefor, the world must be a flat surface, water and land all on the same geometric plane, rather than a sphere.
Spinning.
Again, get out your trusty globe, and I’ll give you another experiment to prove how such a world is completely impossible. Place people all over the globe. Then spin it. As you will surely see, you’ve actually sent all these people to their doom, as they will fly off into space. I can’t believe you, man, that was cruel. You killed them, every one, all because you won’t give up your inane idea of a round planet. Not only are you wrong, but you’re a murderer. Way to go.
Now think of the real world applications of this experiment. Are you currently be hurled off into deep space as the Earth spins on it’s axis? Probably not. So, either the earth doesn’t spin, or it is not round. And since a spinning earth is not under question, it must be drawn that the world is not round.
Round Earth Supporters.
In general, the list of people of have believed, or do believe, in a round Earth are dumb. As most cases would have it, they are horrible, scum of the earth, the kind of people that, if you associated with them in anyway, would make your mother cry. Hitler believed the Earth was round. Charles Manson believed it as well. Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth also both believed the Earth was, indeed, a sphere.
Now ask yourself, do you really want to make your mother cry? Do you really want to start another Holocaust, be a crazed, maniac cult leader, or kill John F. Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln? If you answered no to all of the above, rejoice; you are not a horrible person. And so, you should not associate with such. It is time for you leave behind the lies, deceit, and the horrible people who believe them and instead embrace the light of truth: the Earth is flat.
So, now you see. Once you stop thinking with your brain and starting thinking with mine, it is abundantly clear. The Earth is as flat as a pancake. It’s a simple topic, really, can’t believe you didn’t think of it before.
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