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MARY JOKES

Iheartnirvana	ok xxxfalloutboyxxx you can post more mary jokes...	ok xxxfalloutboyxxx you can post more mary jokes...
	Posted: Mar 23, 2008 11:55 AM - Quote - Report!
xxfalloutboyxx	Sure!<br /> Why couldnt mary read the book?<br /> Cos she had no eyes!<br /> <br /> Why couldnt mary get a makeover?<br /> She had no face<br /> <br /> damn it I cant think of any.........Ill get back to u........Im so damn tired its 2am!	Sure!<br /> Why couldnt mary read the book?<br /> Cos she had no eyes!<br /> <br /> Why couldnt mary get a makeover?<br /> She had no face<br /> <br /> damn it I cant think of any.........Ill get back to u........Im so damn tired its 2am!
	Posted: Mar 23, 2008 9:56 PM - Quote - Report!
Iheartnirvana	you get some rest, and think of more later...NOW!!!!!!!!!!!	you get some rest, and think of more later...NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
	Posted: Mar 24, 2008 3:14 PM - Quote - Report!
Alex Zyka	What does Marry do working at Microsoft?<BR><BR>She washes windows! xD	What does Marry do working at Microsoft?<BR><BR>She washes windows! xD
	Posted: Mar 26, 2008 2:36 PM - Quote - Report!
xxfalloutboyxx	Mary and John were lying on a table dead with a bowl of water next to them, how did they die?<br /> They were fish!	Mary and John were lying on a table dead with a bowl of water next to them, how did they die?<br /> They were fish!
	Posted: Mar 31, 2008 12:03 PM - Quote - Report!
Alex Zyka	Mary and Joe didn't know what to do at their first night in marriage so Joe calls his friend Bob to give him instructions. Bob says to him that he must put his longest organ where Mary pees. Joe thanked Bob and went ahead to finish the deed. But after a while Mary calls Bob and anxiously says to him:<BR><BR>- What did you say to my husband?<BR><BR>- Why do you ask?<BR><BR>- Just after you talked to the phone he went and put his leg in the toilette and now is stuck!!	Mary and Joe didn't know what to do at their first night in marriage so Joe calls his friend Bob to give him instructions. Bob says to him that he must put his longest organ where Mary pees. Joe thanked Bob and went ahead to finish the deed. But after a while Mary calls Bob and anxiously says to him:<BR><BR>- What did you say to my husband?<BR><BR>- Why do you ask?<BR><BR>- Just after you talked to the phone he went and put his leg in the toilette and now is stuck!!
	Posted: Mar 31, 2008 2:19 PM - Quote - Report!
Iheartnirvana	haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah	haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
	Posted: Mar 31, 2008 3:28 PM - Quote - Report!
TreyJ	that is funny<br /> why did mary lose the race?<br /> becase a A WEED EATER CUT HER LEGS OFF ON THE WAY TO THE FINISH LINE	that is funny<br /> why did mary lose the race?<br /> becase a A WEED EATER CUT HER LEGS OFF ON THE WAY TO THE FINISH LINE
	Posted: Apr 4, 2008 3:35 PM - Quote - Report!
Iheartnirvana	a weed eater can't chop someone's legs off. yes it makes cuts that hurt like a bitch, but it isn't a katana	a weed eater can't chop someone's legs off. yes it makes cuts that hurt like a bitch, but it isn't a katana
	Posted: Apr 4, 2008 3:59 PM - Quote - Report!
xxfalloutboyxx	!ekib reh ffo sllaf ehs nehw si ekoj yram tseinnuf eht kniht I<br>	!ekib reh ffo sllaf ehs nehw si ekoj yram tseinnuf eht kniht I<br>
	Posted: Apr 6, 2008 10:07 AM - Quote - Report!
Alex Zyka	^I think that's the funniest joke!	^I think that's the funniest joke!
	Posted: Apr 6, 2008 10:22 AM - Quote - Report!
Iheartnirvana	ya, it must hurt to have a fridge pummel you down	ya, it must hurt to have a fridge pummel you down
	Posted: Apr 6, 2008 8:34 PM - Quote - Report!
xxfalloutboyxx	Wtf!i dont remeber writing backwards!	Wtf!i dont remeber writing backwards!
	Posted: Apr 7, 2008 12:00 PM - Quote - Report!
Iheartnirvana	hahahaha....^that is the funniest joke	hahahaha....^that is the funniest joke
	Posted: Apr 7, 2008 4:19 PM - Quote - Report!
xxfalloutboyxx	Thats not a joke!<br /> Seriously I dont remember writing backwards!!!!!!!!!!!	Thats not a joke!<br /> Seriously I dont remember writing backwards!!!!!!!!!!!
	Posted: Apr 8, 2008 3:40 PM - Quote - Report!
Iheartnirvana	congratulations!	congratulations!
	Posted: Apr 9, 2008 6:49 AM - Quote - Report!