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the laws of hetfieldism

Tedis1111

so here you right down anything you think should go in the bible of hetfield
here is mine:

He who is the follower of Hetfield shall hear his word at least once a day, at the loudest volume possible
so here you right down anything you think should go in the bible of hetfield
here is mine:

He who is the follower of Hetfield shall hear his word at least once a day, at the loudest volume possible
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 10:47 PM - Quote - Report!

Archieisted

He who follows the Hetfield must do pilgrimage to see him preech his word in the live stadium at least once in his/her life
The Hetfield will take pity on those who are too poor to afford this or those or are physically unable to go
He who follows the Hetfield must do pilgrimage to see him preech his word in the live stadium at least once in his/her life The Hetfield will take pity on those who are too poor to afford this or those or are physically unable to go
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 12:15 AM - Quote - Report!

KirkMetallica

Thou shalt respect Hetfield and his other horsemen. Thou shalt respect Hetfield and his other horsemen.
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 1:12 AM - Quote - Report!

brndnstffrd

Thou shall embrace the "ahh" amd use it at least once in everyday speech Thou shall embrace the "ahh" amd use it at least once in everyday speech
Posted: Nov 7, 2009 2:30 AM - Quote - Report!

Victor Escobar

Thou shall learn at least one Metallica song in it's entirety Thou shall learn at least one Metallica song in it's entirety
Posted: Dec 24, 2009 9:55 PM - Quote - Report!

WaltzingArmy

Thou shall bow in the presence and knowledge of the rabid down-picking that is of Hetfield himself. Thou shall also acknowledge the fact that they themsleves will never be able to reach this goal and will fall short of the down-picking glory. Thou shall bow in the presence and knowledge of the rabid down-picking that is of Hetfield himself. Thou shall also acknowledge the fact that they themsleves will never be able to reach this goal and will fall short of the down-picking glory.
Posted: Dec 29, 2009 10:13 AM - Quote - Report!

Fireballz 1077

Thou shall view thy mighty guitar of Hetfield at least once per day, or thou will surely choose thy fate and die Thou shall view thy mighty guitar of Hetfield at least once per day, or thou will surely choose thy fate and die
Posted: Jan 8, 2010 9:58 PM - Quote - Report!

KirkMetallica

Thou shalt wear your guitar around your knees and shout at everything around you while you play a holy Metallica song, should there be no need for solos. Thou shalt wear your guitar around your knees and shout at everything around you while you play a holy Metallica song, should there be no need for solos.
Posted: Jan 8, 2010 11:10 PM - Quote - Report!

Schism1985

Thou shalt fire Dave Mustaine from your band at least once in your life time Thou shalt fire Dave Mustaine from your band at least once in your life time
Posted: Feb 5, 2010 12:26 AM - Quote - Report!

somedude789

Thou must atleast own one version of the might explorer, the tool of his down-pickingness. Thou must atleast own one version of the might explorer, the tool of his down-pickingness.
Posted: Mar 20, 2010 1:40 AM - Quote - Report!

bmorse

Thou shalt accept that your down picking is not as godly as that of the mighty Papa Het. Thou shalt accept that your down picking is not as godly as that of the mighty Papa Het.
Posted: May 11, 2010 3:58 AM - Quote - Report!

Fireballz 1077

If thou truly wants to be like hetfield, you must have no facial hair, then grow a thin mustache, then afterward you may grow chops. then after ten years, you must shave it all except for a soul patch, then eventually grow nothing but a beard that looks like long pubic hair down to your chest (no disrespect for hetfield, just a joke.)

But seriously, DO IT!
If thou truly wants to be like hetfield, you must have no facial hair, then grow a thin mustache, then afterward you may grow chops. then after ten years, you must shave it all except for a soul patch, then eventually grow nothing but a beard that looks like long pubic hair down to your chest (no disrespect for hetfield, just a joke.) But seriously, DO IT!
Posted: Jul 8, 2010 12:02 AM - Quote - Report!
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