If you look out your window and see a cow causing a traffic jam or a kegger in a cornfield, then you're probably a hick. These big city types think its funny that we have 10 cars in our front yards and lawn furniture that used to be indoor furniture. The "legal" drinking age is 12 and we learn to drive before we can walk. Our Christmas trees have beer cans on them and there's at least 3 people you know in your town that have stills... Boy, we sure know how to live, don't we?