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Tell us a redneck joke!

Guitar Newbie	Yeah you heards it!	Yeah you heards it!
	Posted: Oct 8, 2007 10:53 PM - Quote - Report!
allie_is_cool	Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them.	Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them.
	Posted: Oct 9, 2007 1:42 AM - Quote - Report!
joemunch66	you know your a redneck if you have to ask a teacher if you can go out and rool the tarps up on your car windows cuz its raining lol (true life experiance)	you know your a redneck if you have to ask a teacher if you can go out and rool the tarps up on your car windows cuz its raining lol (true life experiance)
	Posted: Oct 9, 2007 4:52 AM - Quote - Report!
zacmac1989	If you move in the snow and rain from one shit hole to the other. And if you need a flachlight to use the toilet.	If you move in the snow and rain from one shit hole to the other. And if you need a flachlight to use the toilet.
	Posted: Dec 6, 2007 8:48 PM - Quote - Report!
Sc0rpi0n	If your dad walks you to school cuz your in the same grade you might be a redneck.	If your dad walks you to school cuz your in the same grade you might be a redneck.
	Posted: Mar 14, 2008 3:12 PM - Quote - Report!
theunilife	when your richest uncle buys a new house and you have to help him take the wheels off of it	when your richest uncle buys a new house and you have to help him take the wheels off of it
	Posted: Apr 13, 2008 6:41 PM - Quote - Report!
jess.eubanks	well, idk if this counts as one but it sounds like somethin a rednack would say,,if you can blame guns for killing people then i can blame misspelled words on my pencil	well, idk if this counts as one but it sounds like somethin a rednack would say,,if you can blame guns for killing people then i can blame misspelled words on my pencil
	Posted: Jul 1, 2008 6:46 PM - Quote - Report!
Sickhick	When your family tree is a straight line	When your family tree is a straight line
	Posted: Dec 8, 2009 5:55 PM - Quote - Report!