KILL HANNAH MONTANA!!!!!!!!!!!!

IDEAHS PPLE!!! post any ideahs here

Posted: Feb 5, 2008 12:34 AM - Quote - Report!

gothic_freak

ok become her watter boy (consist of wateing on her every nead for water) and sneak poison in her water that rots you from the inside out 
:P

Posted: Feb 5, 2008 1:13 AM - Quote - Report!

YESH I LOVE IT!!!!! imma ask for the job

Posted: Feb 5, 2008 1:25 AM - Quote - Report!

bassgirl121

okay, this is hannah >>>>><IMG alt=

src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/b ash.gif" align=absMiddle border=0><<<<<<<this is me then the devil comes and takes her to hell hannah>>>>>><IMG alt=

src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/f rown.gif" align=absMiddle border=0> <IMG alt=

src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/d evil.gif" align=absMiddle border=0><<<<<<<<devil then this is what happens for the rest of forever >>>>>>hannah<IMG alt=

src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/a ngry.gif" align=absMiddle border=0> muahahaha!

okay, this is hannah >>>>><IMG alt=

src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/b ash.gif" align=absMiddle border=0><<<<<<<this is me then the devil comes and takes her to hell hannah>>>>>><IMG alt=

src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/f rown.gif" align=absMiddle border=0> <IMG alt=

src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/d evil.gif" align=absMiddle border=0><<<<<<<<devil then this is what happens for the rest of forever >>>>>>hannah<IMG alt=

src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/a ngry.gif" align=absMiddle border=0> muahahaha!

Posted: Feb 5, 2008 2:35 AM - Quote - Report!

i think we should tourcher first......with GOOD music. she has never heard of it so it should kill her at loud volumes.

Posted: Feb 5, 2008 1:55 PM - Quote - Report!

arm the masses

100% agreed with everyone!!!

Posted: Feb 5, 2008 2:29 PM - Quote - Report!

sweeeeet.

Posted: Feb 5, 2008 5:08 PM - Quote - Report!

chain her to a wall and throw boxes full of killer bees at her.

Posted: Feb 20, 2008 3:01 AM - Quote - Report!

bassgirl121

^um, how can we throw the boxes without getting stung? 
 
let's torture her!!!!!!!!

Posted: Feb 23, 2008 9:21 PM - Quote - Report!

I think we should ti her to the be. foce her slit the throaght of her biiggest fan. then shoot her in the hands and feet and work our way to her head with bullets XD........all in the ghetto

Posted: Feb 24, 2008 1:48 PM - Quote - Report!

we could wear bee-keeping suits.

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 7:50 PM - Quote - Report!

lol. such a simple solution XD

Posted: Feb 27, 2008 2:23 PM - Quote - Report!

Let's just make her listen to Soundgarden and Nirvana and maybe some Zeppelin, Dragonforce, whatever. Just a bunch of kick ass music. Then she just won't want to be Hannah Montana anymore because we brainwashed her into listening to some really awesome shit. 
 
Then we'll kill her.

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 9:40 PM - Quote - Report!

lets go with that one

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 2:19 PM - Quote - Report!

no we DON'T kill her. we turn her into one of uss. then make her play good music......if she knows what that is

Posted: Mar 20, 2008 12:11 AM - Quote - Report!

^Yeah, but it would be kind of phony to turn her into one of us, wouldn't it? I mean, we could give her a chance to redeem herself...maybe.... 
 
But I still say we kill her.

Posted: Mar 21, 2008 6:02 PM - Quote - Report!

ya it would be phony. how about after her first metal show we hack off her head with a katana and shower the moshers with blood XD

Posted: Mar 21, 2008 6:18 PM - Quote - Report!

I really don't want that silly pop star blood on me. But the katana is an interesting approach.

Posted: Mar 27, 2008 12:19 AM - Quote - Report!

lol. at elast its blood. 
 
 
im a katana nut

Posted: Mar 27, 2008 3:49 AM - Quote - Report!

I found out a way to defend myself from a katana

Posted: Mar 27, 2008 5:14 PM - Quote - Report!

we should do the bee thing but first we chain her to the bed, make sure we shut the door, fill the room with gas fumes like natural gas and then slit her throat so that she lives long enough to let us kill her so after the bees are afoot we quickly shut the door and the gas is already in the room so then we all go outside of the house we have imprisoned her in and then we wait 2 minutes then shoot the room shes in making the gas explode and she will die oh and we cut her legs off with a katana right after we chain her up so she cant use em. damn im fucking hannibal leckter!

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 4:20 AM - Quote - Report!

Not That Emo

You guys suck, what we gotta do is boil her in a pot of oil, or take her to a cliff, shove a time bonb down her throught and push her off.

Posted: Apr 2, 2008 5:56 PM - Quote - Report!

hmmmm you two aren't thinking of a diobolical plan. those solutions are insane. where would we get the gass and the house and the time bomb?

Posted: Apr 2, 2008 7:27 PM - Quote - Report!

chop off her limbs, shoot arrows through her(miss critical areas), put her in a pool of Sulferic Acid and throw a grenade in (after 1:00 of burns)

Posted: Apr 2, 2008 10:13 PM - Quote - Report!

well we could just drop her off in a rough side of town and let her be a hoe to a pimp daddy and let her die of std's and not living in her prissy queen mansion with her little dog fu fu (if she has a dog named that didnt know just a fluke on my part.)

Posted: Apr 4, 2008 3:10 AM - Quote - Report!

This is getting weird for me.

Posted: Apr 4, 2008 4:24 PM - Quote - Report!

JuLiE_fEe

good ideas where exactly does she live adress any1

Posted: Apr 7, 2008 3:01 AM - Quote - Report!

6606 shit music lane. wannabe california. 
 
 
>.> who said i'm stalking her?

Posted: Apr 7, 2008 3:45 PM - Quote - Report!

Not That Emo

I've got the best plan. Lets make her listen to her own music. It will also kill her slowly

Posted: Apr 7, 2008 9:33 PM - Quote - Report!

Mental-lica

Umm rotating trap from Saw III?

Posted: Apr 8, 2008 6:49 AM - Quote - Report!

pharmonic wrote on Apr 7th, 2008 at 10:45am :
6606 shit music lane. wannabe california. >.> who said i'm stalking her?

I knew that

pharmonic wrote on Apr 7th, 2008 at 10:45am :
6606 shit music lane. wannabe california. >.> who said i'm stalking her?

I knew that

Posted: Apr 8, 2008 8:38 PM - Quote - Report!

leave the damn girl alone already we all know that she was ressurected by her father the devil and is forced to walk this earth in agony because then she has to make the music that melts your brain in the bad way so we should leave her alone because we all know she is trying to kill herself to free herself from this agony of pain and torture

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 6:56 AM - Quote - Report!

O_O uhh dude they're a Christian family O_O

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 9:24 PM - Quote - Report!

thats the meaning of the word "irony"

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 10:02 PM - Quote - Report!

mental-lica has no creativity on the killing subject

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 10:04 PM - Quote - Report!

JuLiE_fEe

pharmonic wrote on Apr 7th, 2008 at 10:45am :
6606 shit music lane. wannabe california. >.> who said i'm stalking her?

u got the exact adress

pharmonic wrote on Apr 7th, 2008 at 10:45am :
6606 shit music lane. wannabe california. >.> who said i'm stalking her?

u got the exact adress

Posted: Apr 14, 2008 4:07 AM - Quote - Report!

xD 
 
 
>.> i want to eat her soul

Posted: Apr 14, 2008 5:20 PM - Quote - Report!

Not That Emo

Chris Crocker: LEAVE HANNAH ALONE. SHE'S HAVING A TOUGH ENUF TIME WRITTING HER OWN LYRICS, WITHOUT REALIZING THAT THEY SUCK, LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE DOESN'T NEED THE EXTRA PRESSURE OF YOU GUYS. SHE ALREADY GETS PICKED ON CAUSE YOU CAN SPELL HER NAME BACKWARDS. LEAVE HER ALONE. 
 
 
 
Wait, no, KILL HER! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 10:37 PM - Quote - Report!

pharmonic wrote on Apr 14th, 2008 at 12:20pm :
xD >.> i want to eat her soul

she has no soul

pharmonic wrote on Apr 14th, 2008 at 12:20pm :
xD >.> i want to eat her soul

she has no soul

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 3:22 AM - Quote - Report!

hey we should hire a team of deadly assasins like chucky, sweeny todd, jason, freddy, and the turtle man to go kill her if they were real and if you dont know the turtle man check out "the turtle club" i made it.

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 3:25 AM - Quote - Report!

pharmonic wrote on Apr 2nd, 2008 at 2:27pm :
hmmmm you two aren't thinking of a diobolical plan. those solutions are insane. where would we get the gass and the house and the time bomb?

you gotta love the insane ones theyre the best and for the gas we could just use regular like convenience store gas

pharmonic wrote on Apr 2nd, 2008 at 2:27pm :
hmmmm you two aren't thinking of a diobolical plan. those solutions are insane. where would we get the gass and the house and the time bomb?

you gotta love the insane ones theyre the best and for the gas we could just use regular like convenience store gas

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 3:28 AM - Quote - Report!

and the house could be an old one like the ones you see with everything boarded shut with plywood and thats how you do it

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 3:29 AM - Quote - Report!

someone write a response!

Posted: Apr 18, 2008 4:06 AM - Quote - Report!

Tie her up and keep pulling the rope till her ribs crack then she cant get away and then you start picking away at her with little dental tools and then let her scream for a while dig your way to the internal organ that holds the blood and slit that and watch her bleed and scream and cry then get a katana and slash her a few times just enough to cut open a wound to make blood and then after that give her a sleeping pill to make her think shes dead wait for her to wake up and realize shes not and thats when you get the torch and burn the skin off her body and then cut away whatever muscle that she has and then she would have eventually died but this is another idea

Posted: Apr 18, 2008 4:50 AM - Quote - Report!

get flight experience hijack a plane and crash it into the concert wherever shes at and if that doesnt do the trick you better have jumped out of the plane and then grab your sniper rifle and shoot all the tires on her tour bus then get out a rocket launcher and blast the mother fucking thing to kingdom come and then get out a uzi and shoot all that surround her and then get out your sniper again and blast into her calves usually causing to break the bone preventing her to walk or run and then do what you want and if you dont wanna go to jail either run for your fucking life or kill yourself knowing that you did alot of us a favor hahahaha 
 
 
ps. this would take a group effort

Posted: Apr 18, 2008 4:54 AM - Quote - Report!

rockerboy has had some pretty decent ideas and i would agree with him being hannibal leckter lol but i have a better one and here it is 
 
 
 
we all go to the concert really really early so we can get closer to the stage and since she likes to hang around the really low level stages if you are physically fit like i am then you can slash through the security at the stage with a katana i love katanas my friends call me blood red katana cuz i sliced and diced some poor fucking rabid fucking bunnies that were trying to fucking bite me anyway then you hop onto the stage or lift yourself with arms shoot out her ankles and or knees preventing her from walking/running then this is the tricky part and why all my answers take group efforts because some fans would be trying to save the bitch and we would need our own "security" to prevent them from getting to the leaders who are doing the job but that doesnt mean you wont get your part in destroying her so we would need that and there would be her "band" who does more work than she does and her "security" chasing after us this is where i would risk my life slashing away with the katana at them and anyone else who would wanna help and the other members would go and take her to our getaway car whatever you think it shall be and once the leaders have taken out security im sure the FBI would show up and then thats when the leaders stay and fight or run away into a different getaway car and we change license plates once we've lost them and then both cars will meet up at a designated area and thats when we let the i will call them "enraged fan keepers" do what they wish to do with her and im sure you can create something because it isnt that hard to be creative and thats another idea i have

Posted: Apr 18, 2008 5:06 AM - Quote - Report!

we could eventually plot this all out lol and someone needs to get their asses online to see this stuff i really want this bitch dead hahaha 
 
 
ninja power 
Kaashi clan 
aka mass murder 
get the picture

Posted: Apr 18, 2008 5:11 AM - Quote - Report!

ps. im 15 my name is jimmie , im a ninja raised off of the one true master of the kaashi clan himself Sholo takashi san and i am not into religion i hate hannah montana and all of disney but if we did kill disney it would somehow ressurect from inherritance and we would be dead or in jail for life i am a male and a very strong one i have a katana which the only thing ive killed with it is rabbid fucking bunnies and i chopped off a birds head because it was fucking coming at me and scared the shit outta me and thats about all lets hear about you guys

Posted: Apr 18, 2008 5:15 AM - Quote - Report!

Not That Emo wrote on Apr 15th, 2008 at 5:37pm :
Chris Crocker: LEAVE HANNAH ALONE. SHE'S HAVING A TOUGH ENUF TIME WRITTING HER OWN LYRICS, WITHOUT REALIZING THAT THEY SUCK, LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE DOESN'T NEED THE EXTRA PRESSURE OF YOU GUYS. SHE ALREADY GETS PICKED ON CAUSE YOU CAN SPELL HER NAME BACKWARDS. LEAVE HER ALONE. Wait , no, KILL 
HER! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

hahaha i love it! that is spot on

Posted: May 10, 2008 3:32 AM - Quote - Report!

Mothra

Force her to eat dog crap, and then maybe stab a few times.<IMG alt=

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Force her to eat dog crap, and then maybe stab a few times.<IMG alt=

src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/b iggrin.gif" align=absMiddle border=0>

Posted: May 14, 2008 2:13 PM - Quote - Report!

GuitarSk8er804

poison her......thats the easy way......lets see if we can get her to drink vodka........

Posted: May 15, 2008 1:48 PM - Quote - Report!

GuitarSk8er804

bassgirl121 wrote on Feb 4th, 2008 at 9:35pm :
okay, this is hannah >>>>><img alt="" src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/b ash.gif" align="absmiddle" border="0"><<<<<<<this is me then the devil comes and takes her to hell hannah>>>>>><img alt="" src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/f rown.gif" align="absmiddle" border="0"> <img alt="" src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/d evil.gif" align="absmiddle" border="0"><<<<<<<<devi l then this is what happens for the rest of forever >>>>>>hannah<img alt="" src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/a ngry.gif" align="absmiddle" border="0"> muahahaha!

hahahahha i like that idea!

Posted: May 15, 2008 1:49 PM - Quote - Report!

Wastman666

rockerboy7345 wrote on Apr 10th, 2008 at 5:04pm :
mental-lica has no creativity on the killing subject

nether do u fool

[QUOTE u='rockerboy7345' d='2008-04-10 17:04:47']mental-lica has no creativity on the killing subject[/QUOTE]

nether do u fool

Posted: May 27, 2008 10:36 PM - Quote - Report!

(blank) you loof

Posted: Jun 24, 2008 9:20 AM - Quote - Report!