biglaz84 wrote on Aug 28th, 2008 8:52pmi saw him two weeks before he dies in CT, the show was amazing, full of fresh stuff quote |
Jhachey22 wrote on Aug 2nd, 2008 7:12amman, i was walking around an art show, and someone had painted three records, one Green, one Yellow and one Red. on each one (in that order), he wrote:
"Wait a bit"
"Go Ahead"
"Where the hell did you get thet Banana?"
me and my buddy were the only ones there who understood that. my new goal is to buy a street light and write that on it...
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FruscianteFan77 wrote on Jul 31st, 2008 3:31pmsynpet713192 wrote on Jun 17th, 2008 at 12:05am :
Shouldn't the group be called Mitch Hedberg *was* awesome? |
Still is, even though he's dead.
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mlkIII wrote on Jul 22nd, 2008 3:17pmMitch is one of the most original and unique comedians ever. One of the coolest dudes too. I love this guy. quote |
SSL27a wrote on Jul 18th, 2008 3:23pmcavalier14 wrote on Jul 7th, 2008 at 1:14pm :
I didnt know you admin'd this. rather funny when i found out too. i was its SSL?! administrator? |
wat?
Kyler, you have achieved making no sense.
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Page/Rhoads wrote on Jul 8th, 2008 2:59pmMITCH FOR LIFE!!! There's another group for him too. Check my page, I have quotes from him and a video. He's my comedy hero. RIP Mitch. quote |
cavalier14 wrote on Jul 7th, 2008 1:14pmI didnt know you admin'd this. rather funny when i found out too. i was its SSL?! administrator? quote |
stratman_13m wrote on Jul 4th, 2008 12:26amdlmebag wrote on Jul 3rd, 2008 at 4:16am :
Didnt this guy die? |

Thanks for reminding us.
Ass.
Just kidding
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dlmebag wrote on Jul 3rd, 2008 4:16amDidnt this guy die? quote |
MakeItWitChu wrote on Jun 24th, 2008 5:11pmacfguitarist wrote on Jun 4th, 2008 at 1:49pm :
"don't even act like i didn't get that donut. i got the documentation right here to prove it." genius |
Oh wait, its back home in the file.. Under D... for Donut.
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stratman_13m wrote on Jun 23rd, 2008 8:28pmkeithmoon15 wrote on May 17th, 2008 at 12:01am :
differences between frogs and bears... when a frog is around i dont have to hang my fucking sandwiches from a branch. a frog knows they are for ME |
That is my all time favortie quote ever.
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thedude97 wrote on Jun 21st, 2008 12:50pmOh yeah, rub it in, synpet. Douche quote |
synpet713192 wrote on Jun 17th, 2008 12:05amShouldn't the group be called Mitch Hedberg *was* awesome? quote |
FruscianteFan77 wrote on Jun 15th, 2008 9:49pm"I feel like a duck's opinion on me is factored completely on whether or not I have bread," hahaha and also wtf? quote |
mlkIII wrote on Jun 11th, 2008 2:06pm"if you understand morse cold, a tap dancer must drive you crazy" lol. My favorite comedian, and what i'm going to use as my high school quote. quote |
mr. ... wrote on Jun 8th, 2008 7:38pm"Hey this jokes on the first CD but I added a new line so I can't fuckin’ rob you of this one. I got a ant farm but them fellas didn't grow shit. I said “C’mon what about some celery. You fuckers don’t farm; plus, if I tore your legs off you would look like snowmen. That's the part thats not on the old CD.” quote |
Meths wrote on Jun 8th, 2008 4:48pmHedberg is awesome. My myspace (although completely unused) is full of youtube videos of him. quote |
Dudeman5000 wrote on Jun 8th, 2008 1:34pmI find that a duck's opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread. quote |
acfguitarist wrote on Jun 4th, 2008 1:49pm"don't even act like i didn't get that donut. i got the documentation right here to prove it." genius quote |
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