 ep1kz |
12. And Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish teh good stuff, so, letz tehre be weed
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12. And Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish teh good stuff, so, letz tehre be weed
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Posted: Oct 8, 2007 6:16 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Stilken |
<span style="color: rgb(221, 221, 204);"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"></span></span>3. An' Ceiling Cat blesd teh seventh dai, an' hallowd it; because dat in
it he restd fum all his werk which Ceiling Cat had creatd an' made.
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<span style="color: rgb(221, 221, 204);"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"></span></span>3. An' Ceiling Cat blesd teh seventh dai, an' hallowd it; because dat in
it he restd fum all his werk which Ceiling Cat had creatd an' made.
Yay, it's Caturday!<br><br><img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/w tf.gif"><br> |
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Posted: Oct 8, 2007 6:36 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Rust_in_Peace34 |
Genesis 16 & Ceiling Cat sed 2 teh man, ov every tree in teh garden iz ok u eatz:<br />
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17 But of teh tree of teh knowledge of gud & evil, you not eatz cuz wen u eatz taht tree i 4 sure mek u ded. srsly. <br />
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...srsly, he mek you ded. |
Genesis 16 & Ceiling Cat sed 2 teh man, ov every tree in teh garden iz ok u eatz:<br />
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17 But of teh tree of teh knowledge of gud & evil, you not eatz cuz wen u eatz taht tree i 4 sure mek u ded. srsly. <br />
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...srsly, he mek you ded. |
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Posted: Oct 9, 2007 3:40 PM - Quote - Report! |
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GLP_Arclite |
Romans 7<br />
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15. I duznt knoes teh stuffs I does. I lieks sum stuffs, but I duznt does taht stuffs! I does teh stuffs I duznt lieks.<br />
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16. And wen I does teh stuffs I duznt lieks, I sez, "Hay, I lieks teh goode stuffs."<br />
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17. Hay, iz not me dat does teh badd stuffs--iz mah sins!<br />
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18. I duznt has teh goode stuffs (liek, mah sins duznt has teh goode stuffs). I lieks teh goode stuffs, but I cannut does teh goode stuffs.<br />
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19. Teh stuffs I does iz not teh goode stuffs I lieks; I only does teh badd stuffs sum moar.<br />
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20. Ifs I does teh badd stuffs I duznt lieks, iz not me, iz mah sins, k? |
Romans 7<br />
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15. I duznt knoes teh stuffs I does. I lieks sum stuffs, but I duznt does taht stuffs! I does teh stuffs I duznt lieks.<br />
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16. And wen I does teh stuffs I duznt lieks, I sez, "Hay, I lieks teh goode stuffs."<br />
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17. Hay, iz not me dat does teh badd stuffs--iz mah sins!<br />
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18. I duznt has teh goode stuffs (liek, mah sins duznt has teh goode stuffs). I lieks teh goode stuffs, but I cannut does teh goode stuffs.<br />
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19. Teh stuffs I does iz not teh goode stuffs I lieks; I only does teh badd stuffs sum moar.<br />
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20. Ifs I does teh badd stuffs I duznt lieks, iz not me, iz mah sins, k? |
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Posted: Oct 10, 2007 11:21 AM - Quote - Report! |
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happytimeharry |
Revelations 21<br />
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1. Z0mfg! ai saw liek ligtzor n stuf form d4h skiez oh noes! new earf t00, wtf. An teh old hiven n aerf liek gone? N watre aslo gone, omg.<br />
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2. kk, so frum de skies an Teh Ceiling Cat come laik spaceshipz wif laz0rz pew pew! But itz wierd cuz teh shipz laik UUS Enterprise k, but wif blakcs and whites clofs!!? Mybe it wonts find a chicks lol!<br />
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3. Ceiling Cat is watching EVERYONE masturbate and they watch him.<br />
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4. No more ded of cute all dat sais kthxbai.<br />
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5.I will made you new cookies that are not eateded! 6.FIRST! LAST! If you has thirst you can has wader and pay no monies! |
Revelations 21<br />
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1. Z0mfg! ai saw liek ligtzor n stuf form d4h skiez oh noes! new earf t00, wtf. An teh old hiven n aerf liek gone? N watre aslo gone, omg.<br />
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2. kk, so frum de skies an Teh Ceiling Cat come laik spaceshipz wif laz0rz pew pew! But itz wierd cuz teh shipz laik UUS Enterprise k, but wif blakcs and whites clofs!!? Mybe it wonts find a chicks lol!<br />
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3. Ceiling Cat is watching EVERYONE masturbate and they watch him.<br />
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4. No more ded of cute all dat sais kthxbai.<br />
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5.I will made you new cookies that are not eateded! 6.FIRST! LAST! If you has thirst you can has wader and pay no monies! |
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Posted: Oct 10, 2007 11:44 AM - Quote - Report! |
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theToXiCWaLTZ |
Titus 2<br />
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12: So dont do bad stuffs or has teh bad secks, and stay off teh catnipz for now <br />
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13: Cos then Baby Jesus might turn up on his invisible bike an bring cheezburgrs! <br />
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14: An you know he dedded for us, so we owez him, kthxbye. |
Titus 2<br />
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12: So dont do bad stuffs or has teh bad secks, and stay off teh catnipz for now <br />
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13: Cos then Baby Jesus might turn up on his invisible bike an bring cheezburgrs! <br />
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14: An you know he dedded for us, so we owez him, kthxbye. |
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Posted: Oct 27, 2007 7:31 PM - Quote - Report! |
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gopherthegreat |
Genesis 6<br />
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2: An teh sons ov Ceiling Cat saw taht teh dawters ov mens wer rly hot An sexy; An dey sed "PENIS GOES WHERE?" An dey had sexxs but no buttsecks cuz it wuznt inventd yet<br />
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12: An Ceiling Cat saw teh urth, An saw taht it wuz corruptd cuz all teh ppl had fuxxxxd it up. |
Genesis 6<br />
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2: An teh sons ov Ceiling Cat saw taht teh dawters ov mens wer rly hot An sexy; An dey sed "PENIS GOES WHERE?" An dey had sexxs but no buttsecks cuz it wuznt inventd yet<br />
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12: An Ceiling Cat saw teh urth, An saw taht it wuz corruptd cuz all teh ppl had fuxxxxd it up. |
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Posted: Nov 1, 2007 9:30 PM - Quote - Report! |
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armstrong26491 |
Psalm 13:<br />
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1 Hay, is we there yet, Ceiling Cat? Why u no thinkz of me? Invisible Ceiling Cat!<br />
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2 I is totelly jeluz of those other guyz u likes!<br />
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3 I can has cheezburgr, Ceiling Cat, or i dies?<br />
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4 And thos jerks u likes better sez "Ha ha! I has cheezburgrs!"<br />
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5 But i knows you watch me masturbate<br />
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6 And I'm all like "Ceiling Cat is otay. He givz me cheezburgr!" |
Psalm 13:<br />
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1 Hay, is we there yet, Ceiling Cat? Why u no thinkz of me? Invisible Ceiling Cat!<br />
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2 I is totelly jeluz of those other guyz u likes!<br />
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3 I can has cheezburgr, Ceiling Cat, or i dies?<br />
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4 And thos jerks u likes better sez "Ha ha! I has cheezburgrs!"<br />
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5 But i knows you watch me masturbate<br />
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6 And I'm all like "Ceiling Cat is otay. He givz me cheezburgr!" |
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Posted: Nov 21, 2007 5:21 PM - Quote - Report! |
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petrucci_owns86 |
"Wisdom, I has it. Teh clevar ppl can do dis sum - wat iz 6 hundrad addad 3 tiemz twentey addad six. Taht is teh numbar of teh monstar!"<br />
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revelations chp 13, verse 18 |
"Wisdom, I has it. Teh clevar ppl can do dis sum - wat iz 6 hundrad addad 3 tiemz twentey addad six. Taht is teh numbar of teh monstar!"<br />
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revelations chp 13, verse 18 |
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Posted: Jan 15, 2008 7:26 PM - Quote - Report! |
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avenged_Freak |
Genisis 16
12. Kitteh will B crazy kitteh donkeh;
his paws touchy feely
but seckseh bod everyone touch he is always angry to his kitteh brothers |
Genisis 16
12. Kitteh will B crazy kitteh donkeh;
his paws touchy feely
but seckseh bod everyone touch he is always angry to his kitteh brothers |
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