R.I.P. Masturbation Thread

The NEW Masturbation thread that no amount of mode

Mental-lica	SYNPET ENJOYS BEING A MOD HERE!!   SO DOES MENTALLICA!!!!!!! ! BUT NONE OF YOU ARE AS AWESOME AS METAL4LIFE!! YOU ALL NEED TO GET A LIFE...SO SAYS ORTRIGGER! ROB SAYS HI!!! I'm not clever	SYNPET ENJOYS BEING A MOD HERE!!   SO DOES MENTALLICA!!!!!!!! BUT NONE OF YOU ARE AS AWESOME AS METAL4LIFE!! YOU ALL NEED TO GET A LIFE...SO SAYS ORTRIGGER! ROB SAYS HI!!! I'm not clever
	Posted: Jan 18, 2008 12:26 AM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	BOW DOWN!<br><br><font size="1">only your cock does that. <img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/t ongue.gif"></font><br>	BOW DOWN!<br><br><font size="1">only your cock does that. <img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/t ongue.gif"></font><br>
	Posted: Jan 18, 2008 5:21 PM - Quote - Report!
metal4life592	Well, at least they can't close this.<br>  <br> If anyone edits my post I'll fucking kill you.<br>	Well, at least they can't close this.<br>  <br> If anyone edits my post I'll fucking kill you.<br>
	Posted: Jan 18, 2008 6:36 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	metal4life592 wrote on Jan 18th, 2008 at 6:36pm : Well, at least they can't close this. <br /> ya. i didn't even get a chance to post in the old one.	metal4life592 wrote on Jan 18th, 2008 at 6:36pm : Well, at least they can't close this. <br /> ya. i didn't even get a chance to post in the old one.
	Posted: Jan 18, 2008 6:45 PM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	ortrigger wrote on Jan 18th, 2008 at 6:45pm : metal4life592 wrote on Jan 18th, 2008 at 6:36pm : Well, at least they can't close this. <br><br /> ya. i didn't even get a chance to post in the old one. <br /> <br /> The one I started or Mental-lica's one?	ortrigger wrote on Jan 18th, 2008 at 6:45pm : metal4life592 wrote on Jan 18th, 2008 at 6:36pm : Well, at least they can't close this. <br><br /> ya. i didn't even get a chance to post in the old one. <br /> <br /> The one I started or Mental-lica's one?
	Posted: Jan 18, 2008 11:23 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	you started a new one too? i was talking about the one mental-ica did.	you started a new one too? i was talking about the one mental-ica did.
	Posted: Jan 20, 2008 4:09 PM - Quote - Report!
Mental-lica	60 posts and then closed	60 posts and then closed
	Posted: Jan 21, 2008 1:16 PM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	ortrigger wrote on Jan 20th, 2008 at 4:09pm : you started a new one too? i was talking about the one mental-ica did. ortrigger wrote on Jan 20th, 2008 at 4:09pm : you started a new one too? i was talking about the one mental-ica did. ortrigger wrote on Jan 20th, 2008 at 4:09pm : you started a new one too? i was talking about the one mental-ica did. <br /> <br /> Nah, i was thinking about my old one, the original one.<br /> <br /> MEtal4life, remember someone said that there is another thread? have you ever seen it? we should just raid that one, if its still open. Maybe the mods keep closing it because there is already another thread on the subject	ortrigger wrote on Jan 20th, 2008 at 4:09pm : you started a new one too? i was talking about the one mental-ica did. ortrigger wrote on Jan 20th, 2008 at 4:09pm : you started a new one too? i was talking about the one mental-ica did. ortrigger wrote on Jan 20th, 2008 at 4:09pm : you started a new one too? i was talking about the one mental-ica did. <br /> <br /> Nah, i was thinking about my old one, the original one.<br /> <br /> MEtal4life, remember someone said that there is another thread? have you ever seen it? we should just raid that one, if its still open. Maybe the mods keep closing it because there is already another thread on the subject
	Posted: Jan 21, 2008 5:48 PM - Quote - Report!
metal4life592	^Yeah, I thought I heard someone mention another thread like this, but I've never seen it .	^Yeah, I thought I heard someone mention another thread like this, but I've never seen it .
	Posted: Jan 21, 2008 6:25 PM - Quote - Report!
Mental-lica	LadyHellraiser has left UG. I think we owe her a salute of some sort, like an e-mail or something. It should say, "We miss you Jess," from masturbation group.	LadyHellraiser has left UG. I think we owe her a salute of some sort, like an e-mail or something. It should say, "We miss you Jess," from masturbation group.
	Posted: Jan 22, 2008 12:47 AM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	WTF? when and why did she leave UG?<br /> <br /> HAVE TO CHECK!	WTF? when and why did she leave UG?<br /> <br /> HAVE TO CHECK!
	Posted: Jan 22, 2008 5:05 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	Mental-lica wrote on Jan 22nd, 2008 at 12:47am : LadyHellraiser has left UG. I think we owe her a salute of some sort, like an e-mail or something. It should say, "We miss you Jess," from masturbation group. <br /> Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!111 who's hotness can i fap to now?	Mental-lica wrote on Jan 22nd, 2008 at 12:47am : LadyHellraiser has left UG. I think we owe her a salute of some sort, like an e-mail or something. It should say, "We miss you Jess," from masturbation group. <br /> Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!111 who's hotness can i fap to now?
	Posted: Jan 22, 2008 10:14 PM - Quote - Report!
Mental-lica	Ya shes gone... she left me in charge of her group that nobody ever posted in	Ya shes gone... she left me in charge of her group that nobody ever posted in
	Posted: Jan 22, 2008 11:11 PM - Quote - Report!
Mental-lica	Anyway back on subject, whos ever gotten a Fap Attack? You know when your just doing something then all of a sudden your like, "whoa dude, I gotta fap now"	Anyway back on subject, whos ever gotten a Fap Attack? You know when your just doing something then all of a sudden your like, "whoa dude, I gotta fap now"
	Posted: Jan 22, 2008 11:12 PM - Quote - Report!
stanleybach	Never had a time when I was doing something else or thinking of something else and then suddenly decided I needed to masturbate. Maybe that's because I'm ALWAYS thinking about it.	Never had a time when I was doing something else or thinking of something else and then suddenly decided I needed to masturbate. Maybe that's because I'm ALWAYS thinking about it.
	Posted: Jan 23, 2008 10:11 AM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	who's hotness can i fap to <br><br>Mine <br><br>LOL, Where's Syn? <span style="text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold;">I MISS THAT AWESOME F*CKER! HE IS EPIC WIN!!!!11</span><br><br>Men-tali ca, Yeah that happened to me once.<br><br><br>And guys, weirdest thing happened today.<br><br>I was on a bus, this girl in my science was there, I didn't even see her sitting down, crowded bus and all so I amd standing next to her. Talking and stuff. I was wondering why It smelled like jizz. So I look at her hair and its covered. I laughed so hard. She did not even know.<br>	who's hotness can i fap to <br><br>Mine <br><br>LOL, Where's Syn? <span style="text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold;">I MISS THAT AWESOME F*CKER! HE IS EPIC WIN!!!!11</span><br><br>Men-tali ca, Yeah that happened to me once.<br><br><br>And guys, weirdest thing happened today.<br><br>I was on a bus, this girl in my science was there, I didn't even see her sitting down, crowded bus and all so I amd standing next to her. Talking and stuff. I was wondering why It smelled like jizz. So I look at her hair and its covered. I laughed so hard. She did not even know.<br>
	Posted: Jan 23, 2008 4:12 PM - Quote - Report!
metal4life592	sum_ugly_man wrote on Jan 23rd, 2008 at 4:12pm : <BR>Mine <BR><BR>LOL, Where's Syn?<BR><BR>Men-talica, Yeah that happened to me once.<BR><BR><BR>And guys, weirdest thing happened today.<BR><BR>I was on a bus, this girl in my science was there, I didn't even see her sitting down, crowded bus and all so I amd standing next to her. Talking and stuff. I was wondering why It smelled like jizz. So I look at her hair and its covered. I laughed so hard. She did not even know.<BR> <br>  <br> <IMG alt= src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif" align=absMiddle border=0><IMG alt= src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif" align=absMiddle border=0><br>  <br> Are you serious? How would you not notice something like that??<br>	sum_ugly_man wrote on Jan 23rd, 2008 at 4:12pm : <BR>Mine <BR><BR>LOL, Where's Syn?<BR><BR>Men-talica, Yeah that happened to me once.<BR><BR><BR>And guys, weirdest thing happened today.<BR><BR>I was on a bus, this girl in my science was there, I didn't even see her sitting down, crowded bus and all so I amd standing next to her. Talking and stuff. I was wondering why It smelled like jizz. So I look at her hair and its covered. I laughed so hard. She did not even know.<BR> <br>  <br> <IMG alt= src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif" align=absMiddle border=0><IMG alt= src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/h aha.gif" align=absMiddle border=0><br>  <br> Are you serious? How would you not notice something like that??<br>
	Posted: Jan 23, 2008 8:40 PM - Quote - Report!
Mental-lica	Dude, no way ugly. Thats hilarious!! And to metal you can smell that shit from a mile away man.	Dude, no way ugly. Thats hilarious!! And to metal you can smell that shit from a mile away man.
	Posted: Jan 23, 2008 11:44 PM - Quote - Report!
metal4life592	Mental-lica wrote on Jan 23rd, 2008 at 11:44pm : Dude, no way ugly. Thats hilarious!! And to metal you can smell that shit from a mile away man. <br /> <br /> Yeah, what I meant was how would she not notice that there was jizz all in her hair? You'd think it would be pretty obvious...	Mental-lica wrote on Jan 23rd, 2008 at 11:44pm : Dude, no way ugly. Thats hilarious!! And to metal you can smell that shit from a mile away man. <br /> <br /> Yeah, what I meant was how would she not notice that there was jizz all in her hair? You'd think it would be pretty obvious...
	Posted: Jan 23, 2008 11:55 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	wow, thats pretty idiotic. i'm pretty sure i would smell it if it was in my hair. maybe she had a head cold?	wow, thats pretty idiotic. i'm pretty sure i would smell it if it was in my hair. maybe she had a head cold?
	Posted: Jan 24, 2008 12:10 AM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	Maybe, its pretty cold outside, and everyone in my class are sniffing and shit(from cold, not drugs)<br /> <br /> But her hair was tied back, She was listening to her Ipod, just sitting there. She had no clue of what was going on. That's what made it funny.<br /> <br /> <br /> And I'm saying that she had no clue cause, who the fuck wants to walk around in public with jizz in their hair?	Maybe, its pretty cold outside, and everyone in my class are sniffing and shit(from cold, not drugs)<br /> <br /> But her hair was tied back, She was listening to her Ipod, just sitting there. She had no clue of what was going on. That's what made it funny.<br /> <br /> <br /> And I'm saying that she had no clue cause, who the fuck wants to walk around in public with jizz in their hair?
	Posted: Jan 24, 2008 9:28 AM - Quote - Report!
Mental-lica	Dude, thats so funny. I cant believe she didnt notice.	Dude, thats so funny. I cant believe she didnt notice.
	Posted: Jan 24, 2008 4:47 PM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	Didn't tell her either, I can't wait to see her on monday, she is probably going to avoid me all day. I should just smile at her, that'll freak her out	Didn't tell her either, I can't wait to see her on monday, she is probably going to avoid me all day. I should just smile at her, that'll freak her out
	Posted: Jan 24, 2008 6:53 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	sum_ugly_man wrote on Jan 24th, 2008 at 6:53pm : Didn't tell her either, I can't wait to see her on monday, she is probably going to avoid me all day. I should just smile at her, that'll freak her out <br /> i don't blame you that is fucking hilarious.	sum_ugly_man wrote on Jan 24th, 2008 at 6:53pm : Didn't tell her either, I can't wait to see her on monday, she is probably going to avoid me all day. I should just smile at her, that'll freak her out <br /> i don't blame you that is fucking hilarious.
	Posted: Jan 24, 2008 11:49 PM - Quote - Report!
Mental-lica	Was it fresh or had it been there a while	Was it fresh or had it been there a while
	Posted: Jan 24, 2008 11:55 PM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	I saw her today, didn't know he had an exam too.<br><br> <br><br> She was blushing when she saw me hehe. And I sat right next to her in the room, ON PURPOSE.<br><br> <br><br> god I'm never getting another girl, bugging them isn't a really good thing to do<br><br> <br><br> Mental-ica, it was pretty fresh.<br><br>My enter key seems to be working really well today<br>	I saw her today, didn't know he had an exam too.<br><br> <br><br> She was blushing when she saw me hehe. And I sat right next to her in the room, ON PURPOSE.<br><br> <br><br> god I'm never getting another girl, bugging them isn't a really good thing to do<br><br> <br><br> Mental-ica, it was pretty fresh.<br><br>My enter key seems to be working really well today<br>
	Posted: Jan 25, 2008 1:00 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	maybe you should just keep making fun of her about it.	maybe you should just keep making fun of her about it.
	Posted: Jan 25, 2008 7:01 PM - Quote - Report!
synpet713192	sum_ugly_man wrote on Jan 23rd, 2008 at 4:12pm : [QUOTE]LOL, Where's Syn? <span style="text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold;">I MISS THAT AWESOME F*CKER! HE IS EPIC WIN!!!!11</span> <br /> <br /> God I love being a mod<br /> <br /> Hey guys, whadup?	sum_ugly_man wrote on Jan 23rd, 2008 at 4:12pm : [QUOTE]LOL, Where's Syn? <span style="text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold;">I MISS THAT AWESOME F*CKER! HE IS EPIC WIN!!!!11</span> <br /> <br /> God I love being a mod<br /> <br /> Hey guys, whadup?
	Posted: Jan 25, 2008 11:17 PM - Quote - Report!
Mental-lica	Im a mod too now WOO!!<br /> <br /> Nothings up really i agree with ortrigger keep annoying her.	Im a mod too now WOO!!<br /> <br /> Nothings up really i agree with ortrigger keep annoying her.
	Posted: Jan 26, 2008 12:26 AM - Quote - Report!
metal4life592	Whoa syn, where the hell have you been?<br /> <br /> UG not as fun when you're banned?	Whoa syn, where the hell have you been?<br /> <br /> UG not as fun when you're banned?
	Posted: Jan 26, 2008 12:49 AM - Quote - Report!
Mental-lica	I thought you got unbanned a while back	I thought you got unbanned a while back
	Posted: Jan 26, 2008 1:37 AM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	LOl at Sam, that was pretty epic bud. I miss you in the pit (no homo).	LOl at Sam, that was pretty epic bud. I miss you in the pit (no homo).
	Posted: Jan 26, 2008 12:14 PM - Quote - Report!
Mental-lica	WHOA!! How did my post get posted three times?<br>  <br> EDIT: I removed them<br>	WHOA!! How did my post get posted three times?<br>  <br> EDIT: I removed them<br>
	Posted: Jan 26, 2008 1:18 PM - Quote - Report!
synpet713192	Mental-lica wrote on Jan 26th, 2008 at 1:37am : I thought you got unbanned a while back nah not until monday<br><br> metal4life592 wrote on Jan 26th, 2008 at 12:49am : Whoa syn, where the hell have you been?<br><br><br><br>UG not as fun when you're banned? <br>basically. I've been chilling/jamming with friends, and other than that, being bored.<br>	Mental-lica wrote on Jan 26th, 2008 at 1:37am : I thought you got unbanned a while back nah not until monday<br><br> metal4life592 wrote on Jan 26th, 2008 at 12:49am : Whoa syn, where the hell have you been?<br><br><br><br>UG not as fun when you're banned? <br>basically. I've been chilling/jamming with friends, and other than that, being bored.<br>
	Posted: Jan 26, 2008 2:07 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	counting down the hours then?	counting down the hours then?
	Posted: Jan 26, 2008 5:31 PM - Quote - Report!
synpet713192	ortrigger wrote on Jan 26th, 2008 at 5:31pm : counting down the hours then? yeah, basically... less than 24 now	ortrigger wrote on Jan 26th, 2008 at 5:31pm : counting down the hours then? yeah, basically... less than 24 now
	Posted: Jan 27, 2008 2:24 AM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	synpet713192 wrote on Jan 27th, 2008 at 2:24am : ortrigger wrote on Jan 26th, 2008 at 5:31pm : counting down the hours then? yeah, basically... less than 24 now <br /> lol. you get unbanned and i got banned.	synpet713192 wrote on Jan 27th, 2008 at 2:24am : ortrigger wrote on Jan 26th, 2008 at 5:31pm : counting down the hours then? yeah, basically... less than 24 now <br /> lol. you get unbanned and i got banned.
	Posted: Jan 27, 2008 11:53 AM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	That's pretty <span style="font-weight: bold;">FUCKING AWESOME</span> man <span style="font-weight: bold;">YOU ARE EPIC WIN</span>...<br><br>trigger-edi t: modship is fucking awesome also.<br><br>UGLY EDIT: Freaking Oompa Loompas <br>	That's pretty <span style="font-weight: bold;">FUCKING AWESOME</span> man <span style="font-weight: bold;">YOU ARE EPIC WIN</span>...<br><br>trigger-edi t: modship is fucking awesome also.<br><br>UGLY EDIT: Freaking Oompa Loompas <br>
	Posted: Jan 27, 2008 4:03 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	its only for 10 days from the user elimination thread. but still.	its only for 10 days from the user elimination thread. but still.
	Posted: Jan 27, 2008 4:37 PM - Quote - Report!
synpet713192	ortrigger wrote on Jan 27th, 2008 at 4:37pm : its only for 10 days from the user elimination thread. but still. <br /> what in the hell is the user elimination thread?	ortrigger wrote on Jan 27th, 2008 at 4:37pm : its only for 10 days from the user elimination thread. but still. <br /> what in the hell is the user elimination thread?
	Posted: Jan 27, 2008 8:16 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	look it up. its basically where they put up a list of people and they each start with 10 points. then you heal one and hurt 1 for 1 point each time. if you run out you get a 10 day ban that doesn't go on your record. i even checked that over with frenchy.	look it up. its basically where they put up a list of people and they each start with 10 points. then you heal one and hurt 1 for 1 point each time. if you run out you get a 10 day ban that doesn't go on your record. i even checked that over with frenchy.
	Posted: Jan 27, 2008 10:16 PM - Quote - Report!
Mental-lica	You were in the elimination?<BR><BR><BR><BR&g t;And whos the new mod <IMG alt= src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/w tf.gif" align=absMiddle border=0>	You were in the elimination?<BR><BR><BR><BR&g t;And whos the new mod <IMG alt= src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/w tf.gif" align=absMiddle border=0>
	Posted: Jan 27, 2008 11:36 PM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	So wait a sec, If I win I get to be a mod? AWE-FUCKING-SOME!	So wait a sec, If I win I get to be a mod? AWE-FUCKING-SOME!
	Posted: Jan 28, 2008 11:13 AM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	sum_ugly_man wrote on Jan 28th, 2008 at 11:13am : So wait a sec, If I win I get to be a mod? AWE-FUCKING-SOME! <br /> i don't know about that but frenchy is still the mod over it. i do know if you lose you get a 10 day.	sum_ugly_man wrote on Jan 28th, 2008 at 11:13am : So wait a sec, If I win I get to be a mod? AWE-FUCKING-SOME! <br /> i don't know about that but frenchy is still the mod over it. i do know if you lose you get a 10 day.
	Posted: Jan 28, 2008 6:19 PM - Quote - Report!
synpet713192	sum_ugly_man wrote on Jan 28th, 2008 at 11:13am : So wait a sec, If I win I get to be a mod? AWE-FUCKING-SOME! No, you don't. However, if you do win, you get into the UG hall of fame, and your record is wiped. Dead serious.	sum_ugly_man wrote on Jan 28th, 2008 at 11:13am : So wait a sec, If I win I get to be a mod? AWE-FUCKING-SOME! No, you don't. However, if you do win, you get into the UG hall of fame, and your record is wiped. Dead serious.
	Posted: Jan 28, 2008 11:31 PM - Quote - Report!
Mental-lica	I wanna be in the hall of fame!! But ill die instantly in the elimination	I wanna be in the hall of fame!! But ill die instantly in the elimination
	Posted: Jan 29, 2008 12:25 AM - Quote - Report!
metal4life592	I wish I could be in the Hall of Fame...	I wish I could be in the Hall of Fame...
	Posted: Jan 29, 2008 1:39 AM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	Mental-lica wrote on Jan 29th, 2008 at 12:25am : I wanna be in the hall of fame!! But ill die instantly in the elimination <br /> <br /> Is it possible to keep healing someone? if so then I'll probably heal any of the people I know to the hall of fame	Mental-lica wrote on Jan 29th, 2008 at 12:25am : I wanna be in the hall of fame!! But ill die instantly in the elimination <br /> <br /> Is it possible to keep healing someone? if so then I'll probably heal any of the people I know to the hall of fame
	Posted: Jan 29, 2008 1:14 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	sum_ugly_man wrote on Jan 29th, 2008 at 1:14pm : <br><br /> <br><br /> Is it possible to keep healing someone? if so then I'll probably heal any of the people I know to the hall of fame <br /> remember there are like 50 other people that are possibly trying to hurt that same person too.	sum_ugly_man wrote on Jan 29th, 2008 at 1:14pm : <br><br /> <br><br /> Is it possible to keep healing someone? if so then I'll probably heal any of the people I know to the hall of fame <br /> remember there are like 50 other people that are possibly trying to hurt that same person too.
	Posted: Jan 30, 2008 1:07 AM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	meh, I bet 30 out of those 50 people have lives, unlike me. MY life = Guitar, wank, eat, wank, occasional work out when I'm getting too fat, guitar. And I'm on UG half the time	meh, I bet 30 out of those 50 people have lives, unlike me. MY life = Guitar, wank, eat, wank, occasional work out when I'm getting too fat, guitar. And I'm on UG half the time
	Posted: Jan 30, 2008 12:02 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	i don't know most of them are pit monkeys like us. and obviously i'm not that well liked in there.	i don't know most of them are pit monkeys like us. and obviously i'm not that well liked in there.
	Posted: Jan 30, 2008 6:39 PM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	lol anyways what's new people? I am not one of the cool kids so ill get owned in a day	lol anyways what's new people? I am not one of the cool kids so ill get owned in a day
	Posted: Jan 30, 2008 8:43 PM - Quote - Report!
metal4life592	Uhh, well recently I've been trying to learn "Frantic Disembowelment" on bass. It's PRETTY hard...	Uhh, well recently I've been trying to learn "Frantic Disembowelment" on bass. It's PRETTY hard...
	Posted: Jan 30, 2008 11:35 PM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	^ looking it up<br><br>UGLY EDIT:<br><br>Good luck man, that is fucking amazing, and it is hard. All I can say is good luck, here's my sword<br>	^ looking it up<br><br>UGLY EDIT:<br><br>Good luck man, that is fucking amazing, and it is hard. All I can say is good luck, here's my sword<br>
	Posted: Jan 31, 2008 5:51 PM - Quote - Report!
metal4life592	sum_ugly_man wrote on Jan 31st, 2008 at 5:51pm : ^ looking it up<BR><BR>UGLY EDIT:<BR><BR>Good luck man, that is fucking amazing, and it is hard. All I can say is good luck, here's my sword<BR> <br /> <br /> Yeah, it's pretty tough. There are a few parts I can play up to speed, but right now I'm just playing it at half-speed to get the muscle memory down and all that stuff. It'll take a while, but it'll be awesome when/if I can pull it off.	sum_ugly_man wrote on Jan 31st, 2008 at 5:51pm : ^ looking it up<BR><BR>UGLY EDIT:<BR><BR>Good luck man, that is fucking amazing, and it is hard. All I can say is good luck, here's my sword<BR> <br /> <br /> Yeah, it's pretty tough. There are a few parts I can play up to speed, but right now I'm just playing it at half-speed to get the muscle memory down and all that stuff. It'll take a while, but it'll be awesome when/if I can pull it off.
	Posted: Jan 31, 2008 6:00 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	^what happened to this being the masturbation thread? if i had a photobucket account i would upload some pics in metal's place.	^what happened to this being the masturbation thread? if i had a photobucket account i would upload some pics in metal's place.
	Posted: Jan 31, 2008 6:10 PM - Quote - Report!
metal4life592	ortrigger wrote on Jan 31st, 2008 at 6:10pm : ^what happened to this being the masturbation thread? if i had a photobucket account i would upload some pics in metal's place. <br /> <br /> He asked what's new, and I said I was learning a new song. Don't worry, I think I'll get my Photobucket account back in a week or so.	ortrigger wrote on Jan 31st, 2008 at 6:10pm : ^what happened to this being the masturbation thread? if i had a photobucket account i would upload some pics in metal's place. <br /> <br /> He asked what's new, and I said I was learning a new song. Don't worry, I think I'll get my Photobucket account back in a week or so.
	Posted: Jan 31, 2008 6:18 PM - Quote - Report!
synpet713192	IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> srsly	IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> srsly
	Posted: Jan 31, 2008 7:38 PM - Quote - Report!
metal4life592	LIEK OMG<BR><br> Happy birthday!<br>  <br> I would give you a picture as a birthday present, but my goddamn photobucket bandwidth is still out.<br>	LIEK OMG<BR><br> Happy birthday!<br>  <br> I would give you a picture as a birthday present, but my goddamn photobucket bandwidth is still out.<br>
	Posted: Jan 31, 2008 8:18 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	lol. happy birthday synpet. may you have many long pleasurable wanks before you fall asleep.	lol. happy birthday synpet. may you have many long pleasurable wanks before you fall asleep.
	Posted: Jan 31, 2008 9:00 PM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	<span style="color: rgb(221, 221, 204);"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><font size="2">I gotz you thies <br><br><img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ TSHIRTS/OPH110%7EOpeth-Deliverence-Posters.jpg"> ;<br><br><br><br><br> ;and thies <br><br><img src="http://www.dansunday.com/images/equipment/mes amarkiv_nau_sm.jpg"><br><br>and nuch of other stuffz<br><br>ITS YOUR BDAY MANG!! HAPPY BDAYZ0RZ!<br></font></span></ span>	<span style="color: rgb(221, 221, 204);"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><font size="2">I gotz you thies <br><br><img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ TSHIRTS/OPH110%7EOpeth-Deliverence-Posters.jpg"> ;<br><br><br><br><br> ;and thies <br><br><img src="http://www.dansunday.com/images/equipment/mes amarkiv_nau_sm.jpg"><br><br>and nuch of other stuffz<br><br>ITS YOUR BDAY MANG!! HAPPY BDAYZ0RZ!<br></font></span></ span>
	Posted: Feb 1, 2008 11:23 AM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	can i have the amp? i want it. wait is that a bass amp?	can i have the amp? i want it. wait is that a bass amp?
	Posted: Feb 1, 2008 1:46 PM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	Its THE Mark IV bro <br><br> <br>Sam I also got you this<br><br>http://www.ernieball.com/m monline/specs/inst_jp7_big.html<br>	Its THE Mark IV bro <br><br> <br>Sam I also got you this<br><br>http://www.ernieball.com/m monline/specs/inst_jp7_big.html<br>
	Posted: Feb 1, 2008 2:46 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	Can i have it please? I'll try and give you a pic if i can.<br /> lol. too bad i already know the answer is no.	Can i have it please? I'll try and give you a pic if i can.<br /> lol. too bad i already know the answer is no.
	Posted: Feb 1, 2008 4:03 PM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	Ask Sam	Ask Sam
	Posted: Feb 1, 2008 8:51 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	nah. i do have something of a treat for y'all. i hope they work see...<br><br>http://i260.photobucket. com/albums/ii34/ortrigger/jessicaalba.jpg<br> ;<br>http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii34 /ortrigger/Joannaangel.jpg<br><br>http ://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii34/ortrigger/ange l_joanna.jpg<br><br>oh well, you can just click the link i guess.<br><br>also, go take a look at my profile. i think y'all will like it.<br>	nah. i do have something of a treat for y'all. i hope they work see...<br><br>http://i260.photobucket. com/albums/ii34/ortrigger/jessicaalba.jpg<br> ;<br>http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii34 /ortrigger/Joannaangel.jpg<br><br>http ://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii34/ortrigger/ange l_joanna.jpg<br><br>oh well, you can just click the link i guess.<br><br>also, go take a look at my profile. i think y'all will like it.<br>
	Posted: Feb 1, 2008 9:22 PM - Quote - Report!
metal4life592	^Ah, the joys of photobucket.<br /> <br /> Fear not guys, my bandwidth resets on the 5th...	^Ah, the joys of photobucket.<br /> <br /> Fear not guys, my bandwidth resets on the 5th...
	Posted: Feb 1, 2008 10:24 PM - Quote - Report!
synpet713192	sum_ugly_man wrote on Feb 1st, 2008 at 2:46pm : Its THE Mark IV bro <br><br><br /> <br>Sam I also got you this<br><br>http://www.ernieball.com/m monline/specs/inst_jp7_big.html<br> <br /> Z0mg!!!!!! *Comes on self*<br /> <br /> I love you dude!!<br /> but how can I ever compare on YOUR birthday...<br /> *thinks deeply*<br /> I'll figure it out... I is intelagynt.<br /> I's in a gro0p taht sez so.	sum_ugly_man wrote on Feb 1st, 2008 at 2:46pm : Its THE Mark IV bro <br><br><br /> <br>Sam I also got you this<br><br>http://www.ernieball.com/m monline/specs/inst_jp7_big.html<br> <br /> Z0mg!!!!!! *Comes on self*<br /> <br /> I love you dude!!<br /> but how can I ever compare on YOUR birthday...<br /> *thinks deeply*<br /> I'll figure it out... I is intelagynt.<br /> I's in a gro0p taht sez so.
	Posted: Feb 1, 2008 10:33 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	synpet713192 wrote on Feb 1st, 2008 at 10:33pm : <br><br /> Z0mg!!!!!! *Comes on self*<br><br /> <br><br /> I love you dude!!<br><br /> but how can I ever compare on YOUR birthday...<br><br /> *thinks deeply*<br><br /> I'll figure it out... I is intelagynt.<br><br /> I's in a gro0p taht sez so. <br /> lol. i could be in that group if i wasn't banned, etc. and i need an invitation.<br /> hey metal, why will the image code not work for me? am i doing something wrong?	synpet713192 wrote on Feb 1st, 2008 at 10:33pm : <br><br /> Z0mg!!!!!! *Comes on self*<br><br /> <br><br /> I love you dude!!<br><br /> but how can I ever compare on YOUR birthday...<br><br /> *thinks deeply*<br><br /> I'll figure it out... I is intelagynt.<br><br /> I's in a gro0p taht sez so. <br /> lol. i could be in that group if i wasn't banned, etc. and i need an invitation.<br /> hey metal, why will the image code not work for me? am i doing something wrong?
	Posted: Feb 2, 2008 12:42 AM - Quote - Report!
metal4life592	^The way images work in here is a little different. If you just get the URL for the picture, and click on "Go advanced!" under the comment box, there's a place where you put the URL in and it'll put the picture on the page for you.	^The way images work in here is a little different. If you just get the URL for the picture, and click on "Go advanced!" under the comment box, there's a place where you put the URL in and it'll put the picture on the page for you.
	Posted: Feb 2, 2008 1:27 AM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	ok thanks. i'll do that next time.	ok thanks. i'll do that next time.
	Posted: Feb 2, 2008 7:30 AM - Quote - Report!
sum_ugly_man	WAIT STOP THE PRESSES! <br /> <br /> Whatever happened to that girl who told Stan that she would watch porn with him?	WAIT STOP THE PRESSES! <br /> <br /> Whatever happened to that girl who told Stan that she would watch porn with him?
	Posted: Feb 2, 2008 1:41 PM - Quote - Report!
ortrigger	sum_ugly_man wrote on Feb 2nd, 2008 at 1:41pm : WAIT STOP THE PRESSES! <br><br> <br><br> Whatever happened to that girl who told Stan that she would watch porn with him? <br> no clue. but here's a pic to hold you over until metal's bandwidth resets.<br> <br><img src="http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii34/ortri gger/gemmaatkinsondo2.jpg"><br><br> <img src="http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii34/ortri gger/3437_8649679_Gemma_Atkinson_Lingeri.jpg">& lt;br>