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B-U-R-P	What do the great Metal forum think of people who are fake, listen to emo and call it metal. Also please give me ways in which I can torture them.	What do the great Metal forum think of people who are fake, listen to emo and call it metal. Also please give me ways in which I can torture them.
	Posted: Feb 9, 2008 10:53 AM - Quote - Report!
valennic	I don't quite understand what that means. But you can skin them alive, boil them in hot tar, rip out their eyes and shove them in scarecrows, so many ways, so little time.	I don't quite understand what that means. But you can skin them alive, boil them in hot tar, rip out their eyes and shove them in scarecrows, so many ways, so little time.
	Posted: Feb 9, 2008 12:16 PM - Quote - Report!
Igor86	stuff needles underneath their finger nails then rip out their tongues and break off both of their knees and then split their stomachs, take out their intestines and cut out their liver and sell it on ebay...	stuff needles underneath their finger nails then rip out their tongues and break off both of their knees and then split their stomachs, take out their intestines and cut out their liver and sell it on ebay...
	Posted: Feb 9, 2008 8:43 PM - Quote - Report!
Nathan_393	there's gotta be a book out there called "10,000 ways to Kill a Man"	there's gotta be a book out there called "10,000 ways to Kill a Man"
	Posted: Feb 11, 2008 9:33 PM - Quote - Report!
heretic1989	i think there would be more than that but to kill an emo know there arent enough trees in the world and thats if they dont kill themselves first	i think there would be more than that but to kill an emo know there arent enough trees in the world and thats if they dont kill themselves first
	Posted: Feb 13, 2008 1:37 PM - Quote - Report!
2mins2midnite	Nathan_393 wrote on Feb 11th, 2008 at 9:33pm : there's gotta be a book out there called "10,000 ways to Kill a Man" <br /> <br /> 10,000 metal ways to kill a poser XD	Nathan_393 wrote on Feb 11th, 2008 at 9:33pm : there's gotta be a book out there called "10,000 ways to Kill a Man" <br /> <br /> 10,000 metal ways to kill a poser XD
	Posted: Feb 14, 2008 9:21 PM - Quote - Report!
dio_dude	smash their face with a hammer	smash their face with a hammer
	Posted: Feb 20, 2008 9:30 PM - Quote - Report!
vinnym86	Summon the Gods of Val Halla to reign chaos and destruction down upon their puny mortal heads.	Summon the Gods of Val Halla to reign chaos and destruction down upon their puny mortal heads.
	Posted: Feb 21, 2008 12:38 AM - Quote - Report!
dio_dude	easiest way to kill a poser metal lover: with real metal!	easiest way to kill a poser metal lover: with real metal!
	Posted: Mar 2, 2008 8:16 PM - Quote - Report!
Cat_demon	dio_dude wrote on Mar 2nd, 2008 at 8:16pm : easiest way to kill a poser metal lover: with real metal! <br /> <br /> awesome... im going to have to agree with that one.	dio_dude wrote on Mar 2nd, 2008 at 8:16pm : easiest way to kill a poser metal lover: with real metal! <br /> <br /> awesome... im going to have to agree with that one.
	Posted: Mar 6, 2008 5:47 PM - Quote - Report!
B-U-R-P	dio_dude wrote on Feb 20th, 2008 at 9:30pm : smash their face with a hammer <br /> f'ed with a knife maybe?	dio_dude wrote on Feb 20th, 2008 at 9:30pm : smash their face with a hammer <br /> f'ed with a knife maybe?
	Posted: Mar 12, 2008 12:24 PM - Quote - Report!
dio_dude	yeah, maybe, or trapping them under ice	yeah, maybe, or trapping them under ice
	Posted: Mar 12, 2008 11:54 PM - Quote - Report!
theToXiCWaLTZ	2mins2midnite wrote on Feb 14th, 2008 at 9:21pm : <BR>10,000 metal ways to kill a poser XD <BR><BR>By Paul Baloff	2mins2midnite wrote on Feb 14th, 2008 at 9:21pm : <BR>10,000 metal ways to kill a poser XD <BR><BR>By Paul Baloff
	Posted: Mar 18, 2008 2:20 AM - Quote - Report!
chaosmaggot1	<P dir=ltr style="MARGIN-(@) (@) 0px"><FONT face=System color=#8b0000 size=3>i have to say that i would pull each of thier toenails and fingernails out with red hot pliers then i would pour salt into their wounds. while they are screaming in pain id drop a hand full of bottle rockets down their throats and cut of their nipples with a rusty jagged blade while i have devildriver playing in the back ground.<IMG alt= src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/p eace1.gif" align=absMiddle border=0></FONT></P>	<P dir=ltr style="MARGIN-(@) (@) 0px"><FONT face=System color=#8b0000 size=3>i have to say that i would pull each of thier toenails and fingernails out with red hot pliers then i would pour salt into their wounds. while they are screaming in pain id drop a hand full of bottle rockets down their throats and cut of their nipples with a rusty jagged blade while i have devildriver playing in the back ground.<IMG alt= src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/p eace1.gif" align=absMiddle border=0></FONT></P>
	Posted: Mar 18, 2008 12:09 PM - Quote - Report!
Exalteth	dio_dude wrote on Feb 20th, 2008 at 9:30pm : smash their face with a hammer <br /> <br /> LOL Then you'd totally dig my bands song - KPWH, Kill Posers With Hammers!	dio_dude wrote on Feb 20th, 2008 at 9:30pm : smash their face with a hammer <br /> <br /> LOL Then you'd totally dig my bands song - KPWH, Kill Posers With Hammers!
	Posted: Mar 18, 2008 12:28 PM - Quote - Report!
postmortem2006	Hows about you throw them over the wall and into the pit?<br /> <br /> Cookie for whoever gets the reference	Hows about you throw them over the wall and into the pit?<br /> <br /> Cookie for whoever gets the reference
	Posted: Mar 25, 2008 1:53 PM - Quote - Report!
Masonpwiley	Tell them Slipknot sucks over and over, and they will get more angry each time and have a heart attack from the stress. Trust me!	Tell them Slipknot sucks over and over, and they will get more angry each time and have a heart attack from the stress. Trust me!
	Posted: Mar 29, 2008 1:39 AM - Quote - Report!
eddy norbulous	Phucking POSERS!!! hit them with 18-wheeler trucker during the concert/gigs. A whole bunch of POSER will gone together...then blast it with rain of blood and like a cowboy from hell, welcoming their death...wuahahaaa..	Phucking POSERS!!! hit them with 18-wheeler trucker during the concert/gigs. A whole bunch of POSER will gone together...then blast it with rain of blood and like a cowboy from hell, welcoming their death...wuahahaaa..
	Posted: Apr 7, 2008 3:56 PM - Quote - Report!
Riffomatic_5000	You could make them listen to Chiodos or Fall Out Boy. Crap! That's enough to kill anyone.	You could make them listen to Chiodos or Fall Out Boy. Crap! That's enough to kill anyone.
	Posted: May 16, 2008 3:42 AM - Quote - Report!
dio_dude	postmortem2006 wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 1:53pm : Hows about you throw them over the wall and into the pit?<BR><BR>Cookie for whoever gets the reference testament! \m/	postmortem2006 wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 1:53pm : Hows about you throw them over the wall and into the pit?<BR><BR>Cookie for whoever gets the reference testament! \m/
	Posted: May 16, 2008 9:05 PM - Quote - Report!
jerguitar_wiz	if there emo they will like getting hurt so put them in a cage and put a razor blade outside of the cage so they cant reach it they will cry themselve to death stupid emo's	if there emo they will like getting hurt so put them in a cage and put a razor blade outside of the cage so they cant reach it they will cry themselve to death stupid emo's :headbang:
	Posted: May 26, 2008 2:31 PM - Quote - Report!
EmancipatedSoul	Riffomatic_5000 wrote on May 16th, 2008 at 3:42am : You could make them listen to Chiodos or Fall Out Boy. Crap! That's enough to kill anyone. I think they'll like that actually PEOPLE! The thing is with emo's is for the death to be slow and painful. Stop being creative. Creativity isn't going to get them any closer to the death that they moan about and they think they have. Just take a knife and start cutting pieces off	[QUOTE u='Riffomatic_5000' d='2008-05-16 03:42:04']You could make them listen to Chiodos or Fall Out Boy. Crap! That's enough to kill anyone.[/QUOTE] I think they'll like that actually :rolleyes: PEOPLE! The thing is with emo's is for the death to be slow and painful. Stop being creative. Creativity isn't going to get them any closer to the death that they moan about and they think they have. Just take a knife and start cutting pieces off :cheers:
	Posted: Jun 5, 2008 1:15 PM - Quote - Report!
MyNameIsLame	Ever watch the movie Cannibal Ferox? Replicate that.	Ever watch the movie Cannibal Ferox? Replicate that.
	Posted: Jun 14, 2008 1:28 AM - Quote - Report!
mr. ...	why waste the time killing them? wait long enough and they will do it themselves!	why waste the time killing them? wait long enough and they will do it themselves!
	Posted: Jun 16, 2008 7:09 PM - Quote - Report!
B-U-R-P	yeah, but being the posers that they are, theyre to pussy to do it! and sometimes i dont have the patience. we should have emo seeking missles lol.	yeah, but being the posers that they are, theyre to pussy to do it! and sometimes i dont have the patience. we should have emo seeking missles lol.
	Posted: Jul 15, 2008 9:11 AM - Quote - Report!
NuEmoMetalPunk	Masonpwiley wrote on Mar 29th, 2008 at 1:39am : Tell them Slipknot sucks over and over, and they will get more angry each time and have a heart attack from the stress. Trust me! A7X are a piece of shit.	[QUOTE u='Masonpwiley' d='2008-03-29 01:39:32']Tell them Slipknot sucks over and over, and they will get more angry each time and have a heart attack from the stress. Trust me![/QUOTE] :haha: A7X are a piece of shit.
	Posted: Jul 16, 2008 5:03 AM - Quote - Report!
dio_dude	mr. ... wrote on Jun 16th, 2008 at 7:09pm : why waste the time killing them? wait long enough and they will do it themselves! i gotta say, that's more epic than marty mcfly	[QUOTE u='mr. ...' d='2008-06-16 19:09:41']why waste the time killing them? wait long enough and they will do it themselves![/QUOTE]i gotta say, that's more epic than marty mcfly
	Posted: Jul 17, 2008 5:27 AM - Quote - Report!