Mitch Hedberg Fans

Favourite Mitch Hedberg One-Liner

hushie_619	My favourite would have to be "I hate turtlenecks. Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. Like, if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down."  Whats yours?	My favourite would have to be "I hate turtlenecks. Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. Like, if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down."  Whats yours?
	Posted: Jan 24, 2008 10:30 PM - Quote - Report!
Page/Rhoads	I saw a wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, dude, you have to wait. I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask 'em where they're goin', and hook up with 'em later. I like a escalator man because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. (We all know the rest) Pretty much every thing he's ever done. Mitch is my comedy hero.	I saw a wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, dude, you have to wait. I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask 'em where they're goin', and hook up with 'em later. I like a escalator man because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. (We all know the rest) Pretty much every thing he's ever done. Mitch is my comedy hero.
	Posted: Jan 25, 2008 8:50 PM - Quote - Report!
Simonwalker	"This makes me wanna have my own pizza place, this weeks coupon, buy one pizza get one franchize free"	"This makes me wanna have my own pizza place, this weeks coupon, buy one pizza get one franchize free"
	Posted: Mar 27, 2008 3:09 PM - Quote - Report!