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Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris. The Winner???

Zombie spawn

Who would win in a fight between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris?????




*bruce lee would definitely beat norris's ass into dirt.
Who would win in a fight between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris?????




*bruce lee would definitely beat norris's ass into dirt.
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 6:04 PM - Quote - Report!

SOADrox429

Neither.
I kill them both, because they aren't ninjas.
Neither.
I kill them both, because they aren't ninjas.
Posted: Jan 27, 2008 1:57 AM - Quote - Report!

RedDeath9

Bruce Lee, obviously.

And +1, they aren't teh ninjorz.
Bruce Lee, obviously.

And +1, they aren't teh ninjorz.
Posted: Jan 27, 2008 7:02 AM - Quote - Report!

Punksrnotded

Chuck Norris squared! Chuck Norris squared!
Posted: Feb 1, 2008 7:55 PM - Quote - Report!

DiTThO

Chuck Norris wins always... Chuck Norris wins always...
Posted: Feb 6, 2008 12:08 PM - Quote - Report!

BobChicken

lets end it with Chuck Norris

/Bump
lets end it with Chuck Norris

/Bump
Posted: Feb 21, 2008 5:49 PM - Quote - Report!

HeAd1023Ibanez

Bruce Lee Bruce Lee
Posted: Feb 26, 2008 2:00 AM - Quote - Report!

guitar_rules311

Ninjas could beat them both so it doesnt matter who the winner is. Ninjas could beat them both so it doesnt matter who the winner is.
Posted: Mar 5, 2008 9:39 PM - Quote - Report!

MopTheFloors

chuck norris roundhouse kicks so hard that he goes back in time and kills bruce lees mom and prevents him from ever being born chuck norris roundhouse kicks so hard that he goes back in time and kills bruce lees mom and prevents him from ever being born
Posted: Mar 8, 2008 5:17 AM - Quote - Report!

epiphonedrewlou

jon couger mellancamp jon couger mellancamp
Posted: Apr 3, 2008 12:36 AM - Quote - Report!

The Poopeater

chuck norris wins.... cause' he has a third fist under his beard chuck norris wins.... cause' he has a third fist under his beard
Posted: Apr 7, 2008 12:32 AM - Quote - Report!

chilldude

in one of the bruce lee movies bruce rips out chuck norris's chest hair and beats the crap out of him.but this was in a bruce lee movie so bruce lee had to win.in real life though i believe bruce lee would emerge victorious.(funny though cause chuck is my profile pic) in one of the bruce lee movies bruce rips out chuck norris's chest hair and beats the crap out of him.but this was in a bruce lee movie so bruce lee had to win.in real life though i believe bruce lee would emerge victorious.(funny though cause chuck is my profile pic)
Posted: Apr 28, 2008 7:52 AM - Quote - Report!

I&guitars22802

chuck norris all the way chuck norris all the way
Posted: Jan 17, 2009 10:52 PM - Quote - Report!

thegrandmaster

chuck norris!!!! f*** y** bruce lee!!! hahahaha chuck norris!!!! f*** y** bruce lee!!! hahahaha
Posted: Feb 23, 2009 1:50 PM - Quote - Report!

Mentalcase13

Chuck Norris, all the way. He's got a fist in his beard for Christ's sake. x] Chuck Norris, all the way.
He's got a fist in his beard for Christ's sake. x]
Posted: Apr 18, 2009 7:26 AM - Quote - Report!

I&guitars22802

wile we r rooting for chuck, let's tell some jokes about him wile we r rooting for chuck, let's tell some jokes about him
Posted: May 27, 2009 4:54 AM - Quote - Report!

RockIsHowIRoll

Bruce lee Bruce lee
Posted: Jul 24, 2009 2:34 PM - Quote - Report!

Echoplex

C-nor. He knows more martial arts C-nor. He knows more martial arts
Posted: Jul 24, 2009 3:12 PM - Quote - Report!
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