In a world filled with food shortages, natural catastrophes and goatse's, strong leadership is needed. However, we can not sit idle by whilst the alpha-males of our society slide their way into leading positions.
We require a leader with street-smarts, book-smarts, seven hundred and ninety three years of education, a charming face and, above all, a sensible mind (and a fairly decent dental plan).
We need Ollie for president. We need opc100 for president. Vote. NOW!