The Pick Gnome Hunters

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Fallenoath wrote on Dec 26th, 2013 10:43pm

People in this group should add my stank ass!

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Controlpanel wrote on Feb 5th, 2012 5:34am

I wish to join. I have my favorite (and only) Stubby 3mm in my mouth right now for fear of it being stolen.

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Good_Lord wrote on Dec 5th, 2011 12:22am

Horrible little brats can pick the scent of a potential prey from hundred of miles ... there is no escaping these things.

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NathanRobbins wrote on Mar 1st, 2011 5:17am

So this is the god damned reason I go through 5 picks a week. Dirty little bastards! I swear this oath upon my life that i shall join your ranks and hunt down every pick gnome from this day forth. They snatch every pick from pants pockets to guitar cases. Even pick holders are powerless against their wicked devilry. Does their trickery know no bounds?!?

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brokenlinks wrote on Jan 9th, 2011 3:52am

I found a lair that had over 2000 picks (half of which were jazz III's), 10 capos, 12 packs of strings, over 70 individual strings, 10 chromatic tuners, 30 poptarts (stale..), 10 socks, a couple monster chords, a few straps, floyd rose crap, dozens of drum sticks, and even a pickup!

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loki'scurse wrote on Dec 1st, 2010 9:02pm

they stole my hot topic picks that i was hiding in my leather braclett

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loki'scurse wrote on Nov 5th, 2010 3:32pm

i dont know what member number i am...

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sherry07 wrote on Oct 23rd, 2010 5:10am

Member 550 XD

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Chokenhold wrote on Sep 21st, 2010 8:30pm

Even if I put my pick with the guitar in the guitarcase those fuckin' gnomes still manage to steal 'em -.-

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captainsnazz wrote on Sep 7th, 2010 9:07am

Pick gnomes work for dunlop so I have to keep ordering fucking jazz IIIs

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Levi79 wrote on Sep 6th, 2010 7:23am

These fuckers love my Jazz III's

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hitman_47 wrote on Sep 5th, 2010 11:15am

Lmao! Kill the fucking pick gnomes!

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Skwisgaar1996 wrote on Sep 3rd, 2010 3:12am

You guys, all you have to do is soak your picks in a mixture of vinegar and sugar water for about 2 minutes. After that the Gnomes wont go anywhere near them.

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crazysam23_Atax wrote on Aug 11th, 2010 2:24am

I'll bring em down from the inside, y'll. If ya see a gnome with a black hat, don't kill me. I'm infiltrating their HQ.

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AJSaw wrote on Aug 10th, 2010 2:48am

501 member :D

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CastiConnubii wrote on Aug 8th, 2010 12:58pm

im member 499

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Thrash_Head1990 wrote on Jul 21st, 2010 8:18pm

i think that jeff beck might be the creator of pick gnomes because he was so jealous of jimmy page that he made them to steal all pick from those who use picks

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^-^ wrote on Jul 20th, 2010 9:57pm

Well I personally don't have much as a problem, as I do finger pick a lot, but I do use picks to.

I have found a way to beat the pick gnomes. When I'm done playing I put my picks on top of my keyboard. They can't climb up the slippery legs, and they are always there when I come back. Thumb picks and flat picks both.

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bass-man9712 wrote on May 1st, 2010 9:07am

the pick gnomes are looking kindly upon me, i've only had one get stolen in a few months :D

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Im_Broken wrote on Apr 7th, 2010 3:17am

20 picks one day... 2 the next. curses upon all pick gnomes.

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