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Ishiga wrote on Dec 1st, 2009 11:50am

I bought about 40 picks two weeks ago. Now I'm down to 3. Found the secret though; Chew the fuck out of your picks but leave the tip unscathed. Plays and sounds fine (just feels a bit weird) but the gnomes explode upon contact with chewed picks.

Something about being allergic to teeth.

Oh. And, I stopped using black Jazz III's and went to Red ones. How the fuck do you lose a hot-rod red pick? You don't. fucking gnomes.

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tact420 wrote on Nov 26th, 2009 10:57am

Man 2 weeks ago i bought like 50 Fender picks i now have 2 left. One has been chewed on by my little brother and can not be used but i still have it though. (Saliva repels these Gnomes apparently) And the other one is fine but will probably be gone by the morning.

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Lagunaguitar wrote on Nov 11th, 2009 3:26am

smartalec007 wrote on Nov 3rd, 2009 at 12:19am :
ColdNovembeRain wrote on Sep 14th, 2009 at 4:11am :I hereby propose an alliance with the UG Gun Club.
I second this. We should also try to trap some gnomes and imprison them in the UG missle silo for experimentation.


great idea about the missle silo. i can't wait........

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smartalec007 wrote on Nov 3rd, 2009 12:19am

ColdNovembeRain wrote on Sep 14th, 2009 at 4:11am :
I hereby propose an alliance with the UG Gun Club.

I second this. We should also try to trap some gnomes and imprison them in the UG missle silo for experimentation.

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Gyroscope wrote on Nov 2nd, 2009 7:45am

My house is Pick Gnome proof. I've had the same pick for ages.

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BringTheBass wrote on Oct 30th, 2009 1:39pm

Oh so I can blame the pick gnomes for taking my Call of Duty guitar pick? Damn them!

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matt s wrote on Oct 26th, 2009 12:37am

Ussually their main establishment is inside my washer and dryer.

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Hellish_Wolf wrote on Oct 18th, 2009 6:28pm

el-shredder wrote on Sep 5th, 2009 at 1:36pm :
The pick gnomes have stolen 3 of my Jazz III's. How should I retaliate?


You think thats bad!? A month ago I bought a pack of red jazz IIIs and black ones. About 14 in all, I'm down to 2!

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ColdNovembeRain wrote on Sep 14th, 2009 4:11am

I hereby propose an alliance with the UG Gun Club.

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red_hot_chili18 wrote on Sep 8th, 2009 2:43pm

i reckon theres a gnome in this group somewhere....

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el-shredder wrote on Sep 5th, 2009 6:36pm

The pick gnomes have stolen 3 of my Jazz III's. How should I retaliate?

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CoolGreenApple wrote on Aug 12th, 2009 6:24am

dayum I had a 12 pack of green peaveys but now I have one left

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Riffofthebeast wrote on Aug 12th, 2009 3:32am

i only own 8 picks but i have lost them more than 80 times !!!!

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Aerokizzombie wrote on Aug 11th, 2009 4:12am

they're stealing my hair tyes too

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keithmoon15 wrote on Aug 8th, 2009 3:56am

I CAUGHT ONE but as soon as i had my hand around him he just.. disappeared, along with 4 of my tortexes. this means war. these mother fuckers are going down.

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Aerokizzombie wrote on Aug 7th, 2009 3:21am

Damn pick gnomes keep hiding my favorite picks in the middle of the floor and my back pocket, and other places...

I thought I was alone

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aznrockerdude wrote on Aug 3rd, 2009 4:26pm

They better not steal my brass picks...

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stratkat wrote on Jul 31st, 2009 7:32am

I've lost 100+ picks at my friends where my old band practiced, all in the same small room, there's an infestation of pick knomes here.

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Ibanezskater20 wrote on Jul 31st, 2009 7:02am

I hide a dunlop (1.o mm with the rhino on it) in my wallet. WAIT HE JUST STOLE THAT TOO!

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ItsOnlyGNR wrote on Jul 28th, 2009 4:01am

Alex Vik wrote on Jul 22nd, 2009 at 11:32am :
Damnit, I bought a dozen picks two months ago, and now I've got one left.


I've had only 1 pick for the past 8 months... fucking pick gnomes..

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