ARGH! We be the Pirates of Menards! We plague the seas of all ye local home appliance stores, attacking workers and customers alike! Avast ye scurvy dogs, beware the lumber and paint departments!
Argh! This be your Captain Jb, who sails the seas of the internet as Xj2252bX. I be runnin' this ship, along with my trusted first mates, so you best be followin' the rules, or be walkin' the plank. The usual UG rules apply, no flaming, spamming, uncalled for banter, etc.