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Garret.

Seeing as how we are a church I think we should have some basic pit worhipping commandments

there was one already suggested, Thou Shalt Use The Search Bar

come up with more and when we have a substantial amount I shall make another thread and we could maybe add these to the about section.


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Updated Commandments List

- Thou Shalt Use the Search Bar

- Thou Shalt not Suggest to "Rub Icy Hot On It" or to "Do a Barrel Roll" Unless Said Actions Will Truly Cure Thy Neighbors Ailment

- If Photographic Evidence is not Present, said Incident did not Occur

- If Thou Dost Fail to Present Tits, Thou Shalt get the Fuck Out
Seeing as how we are a church I think we should have some basic pit worhipping commandments

there was one already suggested, Thou Shalt Use The Search Bar

come up with more and when we have a substantial amount I shall make another thread and we could maybe add these to the about section.


Edit:

Updated Commandments List

- Thou Shalt Use the Search Bar

- Thou Shalt not Suggest to "Rub Icy Hot On It" or to "Do a Barrel Roll" Unless Said Actions Will Truly Cure Thy Neighbors Ailment

- If Photographic Evidence is not Present, said Incident did not Occur

- If Thou Dost Fail to Present Tits, Thou Shalt get the Fuck Out
Posted: Dec 9, 2007 4:24 PM - Quote - Report!

Gunpowder

The Search Bar has been disabled!<br />
<br />
How can we live in these times of madness?
The Search Bar has been disabled!<br />
<br />
How can we live in these times of madness?
Posted: Dec 9, 2007 5:26 PM - Quote - Report!

killedbyaspork

"Thou shalt not suggest to "rub icy hot on it" unless icy hot will truly fix thy neighbors ailment"<br />
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lol.... feel free to mess with that if u want kinda wordy aint it
"Thou shalt not suggest to "rub icy hot on it" unless icy hot will truly fix thy neighbors ailment"<br />
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lol.... feel free to mess with that if u want kinda wordy aint it
Posted: Dec 9, 2007 6:53 PM - Quote - Report!

Garret.

I know, the search bar being disabled is absolute madness. It will be back up soon though, at least I hope it will.<br><br>
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and killedbyaspook, I'm liking that one, If you could add barrel rolls in there too it would be prefect.<br><br>
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another one could be; <i style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">If Photographic Evidence is not Present, said Incident did not Occur</i>
I know, the search bar being disabled is absolute madness. It will be back up soon though, at least I hope it will.<br><br>
<br><br>
and killedbyaspook, I'm liking that one, If you could add barrel rolls in there too it would be prefect.<br><br>
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another one could be; <i style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">If Photographic Evidence is not Present, said Incident did not Occur</i>
Posted: Dec 9, 2007 7:10 PM - Quote - Report!

killedbyaspork

"Thou shalt not suggest to "rub icy hot on it" or to "do a barrel roll" unless said actions will truly cure thy neighbors ailment" that better? "Thou shalt not suggest to "rub icy hot on it" or to "do a barrel roll" unless said actions will truly cure thy neighbors ailment" that better?
Posted: Dec 9, 2007 8:06 PM - Quote - Report!

TonyRandall

killedbyaspork wrote on Dec 9th, 2007 at 8:06pm :
"Thou shalt not suggest to "rub icy hot on it" or to "do a barrel roll" unless said actions will truly cure thy neighbors ailment" that better?
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i like that one. ill vote for it. <br />
they are all looking good.
killedbyaspork wrote on Dec 9th, 2007 at 8:06pm :
"Thou shalt not suggest to "rub icy hot on it" or to "do a barrel roll" unless said actions will truly cure thy neighbors ailment" that better?
<br />
<br />
i like that one. ill vote for it. <br />
they are all looking good.
Posted: Dec 10, 2007 9:40 AM - Quote - Report!

TonyRandall

Garret. wrote on Dec 9th, 2007 at 7:10pm :
If Photographic Evidence is not Present, said Incident did not Occur
and yes!
Garret. wrote on Dec 9th, 2007 at 7:10pm :
If Photographic Evidence is not Present, said Incident did not Occur
and yes!
Posted: Dec 10, 2007 9:41 AM - Quote - Report!

xHAMSANDWICHx

doing good guys.i cant think of any right now but if i do ill submit them. doing good guys.i cant think of any right now but if i do ill submit them.
Posted: Dec 10, 2007 10:26 AM - Quote - Report!

Gunpowder

"If thou dost fail to present tits, thou shalt get the fuck out"?<br />
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Too 4chan?
"If thou dost fail to present tits, thou shalt get the fuck out"?<br />
<br />
Too 4chan?
Posted: Dec 10, 2007 6:40 PM - Quote - Report!

Garret.

Ok, I edited my original post to include what we've come up with so far<br />
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and Gunpowder, I will wait to see what everyone thinks of the Tits or GTFO one before I add it, I think it's good though.
Ok, I edited my original post to include what we've come up with so far<br />
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and Gunpowder, I will wait to see what everyone thinks of the Tits or GTFO one before I add it, I think it's good though.
Posted: Dec 11, 2007 12:47 AM - Quote - Report!

killedbyaspork

"Thou shalt not introduce 4chan memes into the pit"<br><br>and yes to the tits or gtfo<br><br>edit: I made this ealier...<br><br>http://i121.photobuck et.com/albums/o222/colesl4w/cooltext737805192.jpg& lt;br> "Thou shalt not introduce 4chan memes into the pit"<br><br>and yes to the tits or gtfo<br><br>edit: I made this ealier...<br><br>http://i121.photobuck et.com/albums/o222/colesl4w/cooltext737805192.jpg& lt;br>
Posted: Dec 11, 2007 12:55 AM - Quote - Report!

Garret.

Ok, well I'll add the Tits or Gtfo one and I'm liking the picture too<br />
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but I don't know if we should say to not introduce memes because they can be funny, the only problem is that people overuse and make them not funny, but I'll see what everyone else thinks first before the decision is made
Ok, well I'll add the Tits or Gtfo one and I'm liking the picture too<br />
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but I don't know if we should say to not introduce memes because they can be funny, the only problem is that people overuse and make them not funny, but I'll see what everyone else thinks first before the decision is made
Posted: Dec 11, 2007 9:09 PM - Quote - Report!

Gunpowder

^Then change it to something along the lines of "thy shall not overuse the memes of 4chan" or something to that effect<br />
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More eloquently worded, of course ;)
^Then change it to something along the lines of "thy shall not overuse the memes of 4chan" or something to that effect<br />
<br />
More eloquently worded, of course ;)
Posted: Dec 11, 2007 10:34 PM - Quote - Report!

Funkychicken313

Thou Shall Not Taze Me, Bro Thou Shall Not Taze Me, Bro
Posted: Dec 11, 2007 10:51 PM - Quote - Report!

Fusanti_RHCP

Thou shalt not post multiple threads of same topic.<br />
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All men shall read man laws before thou consults the pit about men matters....too wordy?
Thou shalt not post multiple threads of same topic.<br />
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All men shall read man laws before thou consults the pit about men matters....too wordy?
Posted: Dec 11, 2007 11:31 PM - Quote - Report!

TOAOIsaac

"Thou shall not 'Rick Roll'" or "Thou shall not have any other forums before me"<BR><BR>I think those are good.<BR><BR><BR><BR>-TheO neAndOnlyIsaac<IMG alt=:down: src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/b owdown.gif" align=absMiddle border=0> "Thou shall not 'Rick Roll'" or "Thou shall not have any other forums before me"<BR><BR>I think those are good.<BR><BR><BR><BR>-TheO neAndOnlyIsaac<IMG alt=:down: src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/b owdown.gif" align=absMiddle border=0>
Posted: Dec 11, 2007 11:43 PM - Quote - Report!

Garret.

Good, I'm liking the new stuff (although I dont understand the taze one <img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/f rown.gif"> ;)<br><br>we need input on all these suggestions though, I'm not gonna decide for the whole group what gets chosen<br> Good, I'm liking the new stuff (although I dont understand the taze one <img src="http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/i/smilies/f rown.gif"> ;)<br><br>we need input on all these suggestions though, I'm not gonna decide for the whole group what gets chosen<br>
Posted: Dec 12, 2007 12:20 AM - Quote - Report!

xHAMSANDWICHx

you guys, i'm glad this idea has really gotten going, just wanted to thank you all. you guys, i'm glad this idea has really gotten going, just wanted to thank you all.
Posted: Dec 12, 2007 10:45 AM - Quote - Report!

TonyRandall

garret... all the ones youve edited into your post are great... i think everyone agrees with me...<br />
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i do though think that we need 10 commandments... i just cant thnk of any,<br />
<br />
maybe<br />
"though shalt never oppose our faith"..idk,
garret... all the ones youve edited into your post are great... i think everyone agrees with me...<br />
<br />
i do though think that we need 10 commandments... i just cant thnk of any,<br />
<br />
maybe<br />
"though shalt never oppose our faith"..idk,
Posted: Dec 12, 2007 6:11 PM - Quote - Report!

Garret.

thou shalt not oppose our faith could be in the same group as don't put any other forums above the pit that TOAOIsaac suggested,<br />
<br />
Thou shall not have any other forums before The Pit, I think it's a good suggestion<br />
<br />
<br />
I also need peoples opinion on the following still;<br />
<br />
Thou shall not 'Rick Roll'<br />
Thou Shall Not Taze Me, Bro (I have no clue what this means)<br />
<br />
and we need proper wording for the one about meme overusation
thou shalt not oppose our faith could be in the same group as don't put any other forums above the pit that TOAOIsaac suggested,<br />
<br />
Thou shall not have any other forums before The Pit, I think it's a good suggestion<br />
<br />
<br />
I also need peoples opinion on the following still;<br />
<br />
Thou shall not 'Rick Roll'<br />
Thou Shall Not Taze Me, Bro (I have no clue what this means)<br />
<br />
and we need proper wording for the one about meme overusation
Posted: Dec 13, 2007 12:10 AM - Quote - Report!

killedbyaspork

+1 to "Thou shall not 'Rick Roll'" +1 to "Thou shall not 'Rick Roll'"
Posted: Dec 13, 2007 1:28 AM - Quote - Report!

punkrocker10115

Though shall not browsith any other guitar forums<br />
<br />
For the taze me bro. Use youtube.
Though shall not browsith any other guitar forums<br />
<br />
For the taze me bro. Use youtube.
Posted: Dec 13, 2007 3:37 PM - Quote - Report!

Funkychicken313

Garret. wrote on Dec 13th, 2007 at 12:10am :
thou shalt not oppose our faith could be in the same group as don't put any other forums above the pit that TOAOIsaac suggested,<br><br />
<br><br />
Thou shall not have any other forums before The Pit, I think it's a good suggestion<br><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
I also need peoples opinion on the following still;<br><br />
<br><br />
Thou shall not 'Rick Roll'<br><br />
Thou Shall Not Taze Me, Bro (I have no clue what this means)<br><br />
<br><br />
and we need proper wording for the one about meme overusation
<br />
Search YouTube for the video, but there was a thread a while back in which people made other versions of it.("Don't Glaze Me Bro") search for it on ebaumsworld
Garret. wrote on Dec 13th, 2007 at 12:10am :
thou shalt not oppose our faith could be in the same group as don't put any other forums above the pit that TOAOIsaac suggested,<br><br />
<br><br />
Thou shall not have any other forums before The Pit, I think it's a good suggestion<br><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
I also need peoples opinion on the following still;<br><br />
<br><br />
Thou shall not 'Rick Roll'<br><br />
Thou Shall Not Taze Me, Bro (I have no clue what this means)<br><br />
<br><br />
and we need proper wording for the one about meme overusation
<br />
Search YouTube for the video, but there was a thread a while back in which people made other versions of it.("Don't Glaze Me Bro") search for it on ebaumsworld
Posted: Dec 14, 2007 10:02 PM - Quote - Report!

killedbyaspork

to change my previous idea for the 4chan one<br />
<br />
"Thou shalt not over use the memes of 4chan"
to change my previous idea for the 4chan one<br />
<br />
"Thou shalt not over use the memes of 4chan"
Posted: Dec 15, 2007 1:56 PM - Quote - Report!

shigidab0p

There should be something somehow pertaining to the whole +(number) thing. I dunno how it could be worded though.<br />
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Perhaps something about keeping other forum use to minimum?
There should be something somehow pertaining to the whole +(number) thing. I dunno how it could be worded though.<br />
<br />
Perhaps something about keeping other forum use to minimum?
Posted: Dec 25, 2007 3:17 AM - Quote - Report!

SmElLy KiD

thou shalt honor thy treadstarter and thy moderators<br />
That will probably get broken a lot
thou shalt honor thy treadstarter and thy moderators<br />
That will probably get broken a lot
Posted: Jan 31, 2008 7:26 PM - Quote - Report!

Kjoyea

Thou shalt not use LOLWUT? pear<br />
<br />
Thou shalt use "Face Palm" when needed
Thou shalt not use LOLWUT? pear<br />
<br />
Thou shalt use "Face Palm" when needed
Posted: Mar 10, 2008 6:44 PM - Quote - Report!
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