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insert coin

Ok, a random game I found in the pit b4 it got closed cuz it was pointless. Hopefully it doesn't fail.....
Basically the games goes like this...

this post that ur readin - *Inserts coin*
the person under this one - You get a bottle cap! *Inserts coin*
then the person after that one - You get a creepy looking clown doll! *Inserts coin*

And so on and so forth. So here it goes...

*Inserts coin*

Ok, a random game I found in the pit b4 it got closed cuz it was pointless. Hopefully it doesn't fail.....
Basically the games goes like this...

this post that ur readin - *Inserts coin*
the person under this one - You get a bottle cap! *Inserts coin*
then the person after that one - You get a creepy looking clown doll! *Inserts coin*

And so on and so forth. So here it goes...

*Inserts coin*

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 6:13 PM - Quote - Report!

You got herpes!

*Inserts bill*

You got herpes!

*Inserts bill*

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 6:36 PM - Quote - Report!

you got taxes
*inserts life*

you got taxes
*inserts life*

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 10:14 PM - Quote - Report!

you got mail
*inserts batteries*

you got mail
*inserts batteries*

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 5:13 AM - Quote - Report!

you get a coin
*inserts dollar*

you get a coin
*inserts dollar*

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 5:39 PM - Quote - Report!

you got spanish people in a jar
*inserts "ding-dong"*

you got spanish people in a jar
*inserts "ding-dong"*

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 10:29 PM - Quote - Report!

you get a small stick
*inserts steroids*

you get a small stick
*inserts steroids*

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 9:52 PM - Quote - Report!

MachinegunKelly

You get AIDS

*inserts coin*

You get AIDS

*inserts coin*

Posted: Sep 8, 2008 2:23 AM - Quote - Report!

you get a donkey dik covered in crap
*inserts 199 coins*

you get a donkey dik covered in crap
*inserts 199 coins*

Posted: Sep 14, 2008 9:08 AM - Quote - Report!

machine broke
*inserts repair man*

machine broke
*inserts repair man*

Posted: Sep 14, 2008 7:13 PM - Quote - Report!

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sep 23, 2008 8:35 PM - Quote - Report!

gets baby
*inserts penny*

gets baby
*inserts penny*

Posted: Sep 23, 2008 9:16 PM - Quote - Report!

you get butt raped for only inserting penny.
..........tehe.
*inserts explosives*

you get butt raped for only inserting penny.
..........tehe.
*inserts explosives*

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 2:04 AM - Quote - Report!

you get nuclear holocaust!

*inserts pen drive*

you get nuclear holocaust!

*inserts pen drive*

Posted: Oct 6, 2008 12:49 AM - Quote - Report!

you get eaten.
*inserts junk*

you get eaten.
*inserts junk*

Posted: Oct 6, 2008 1:32 AM - Quote - Report!

you get mail
*inserts a very loud speaker*

you get mail
*inserts a very loud speaker*

Posted: Oct 11, 2008 5:06 PM - Quote - Report!

you get shattered glass.
*inserts kitty*

you get shattered glass.
*inserts kitty*

Posted: Oct 12, 2008 1:51 AM - Quote - Report!

u get me
*inserts laundry*

u get me
*inserts laundry*

Posted: Oct 12, 2008 6:13 AM - Quote - Report!

u get a kitty

*inserts meat*

u get a kitty;)
*inserts meat*

Posted: Oct 12, 2008 6:51 PM - Quote - Report!

gets guitargurl317

*inserts porno*

gets guitargurl317;)
*inserts porno*

Posted: Oct 14, 2008 4:48 AM - Quote - Report!

Loudspeaker003 wrote on Oct 13th, 2008 at 11:48pm :
gets guitargurl317

*inserts face*

[QUOTE u='Loudspeaker003' d='2008-10-13 23:48:48']gets guitargurl317;)[/QUOTE]
*inserts face*

Posted: Oct 15, 2008 1:32 AM - Quote - Report!

gets ugly
*inserts yo momma*

gets ugly
*inserts yo momma*

Posted: Oct 15, 2008 7:22 AM - Quote - Report!

you get a blowjob

*inserts pizza*

you get a blowjob

*inserts pizza*

Posted: Oct 15, 2008 12:52 PM - Quote - Report!

you get food poisoning
*inserts guitar*

you get food poisoning
*inserts guitar*

Posted: Oct 15, 2008 2:19 PM - Quote - Report!

you get shred
*inserts coin*

you get shred
*inserts coin*

Posted: Oct 15, 2008 8:42 PM - Quote - Report!

you get a crappy concrete-hard bubblegum ball

*inserts salt*

you get a crappy concrete-hard bubblegum ball

*inserts salt*

Posted: Oct 15, 2008 11:24 PM - Quote - Report!

gets pepper
*inserts iron madien*

gets pepper
*inserts iron madien*

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 1:01 AM - Quote - Report!

gets AWESOME...NESS

*inserts random bag of doritos*

gets AWESOME...NESS

*inserts random bag of doritos*

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 3:10 AM - Quote - Report!

gets fritos
*inserts azn_shinji*

gets fritos
*inserts azn_shinji*

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 9:08 PM - Quote - Report!

gets crapper.
*inserts a monkey with a banjo*

gets crapper.
*inserts a monkey with a banjo*

Posted: Oct 21, 2008 7:20 AM - Quote - Report!

gets ripped of
*inserts dog with a ukalalee*

gets ripped of
*inserts dog with a ukalalee*

Posted: Oct 21, 2008 8:28 PM - Quote - Report!

.......gets butt rapes by monkey with ukalalee.
:inserts freddy kruger:

.......gets butt rapes by monkey with ukalalee.
:inserts freddy kruger:

Posted: Oct 25, 2008 10:56 PM - Quote - Report!

gets jason
*inserts wrong color coin*

gets jason
*inserts wrong color coin*

Posted: Oct 26, 2008 4:12 PM - Quote - Report!

get right color coin.
:inserts russan porn:

get right color coin.
:inserts russan porn:

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 2:12 AM - Quote - Report!

gets nothin
*inserts your car*

gets nothin
*inserts your car*

Posted: Nov 1, 2008 8:28 PM - Quote - Report!

gets batmobile.
:inserts flying pan:

gets batmobile.
:inserts flying pan:

Posted: Nov 2, 2008 6:00 AM - Quote - Report!

gets very hard fuck from pornstar of your choice AND me
*inserts Weighted Honors Biology textbook* [man i hate being smart...LOOK PIZZA!!!]

gets very hard fuck from pornstar of your choice AND me
*inserts Weighted Honors Biology textbook* [man i hate being smart...LOOK PIZZA!!!]

Posted: Nov 2, 2008 6:16 AM - Quote - Report!

gets random bikini model
*inserts the "f" bomb*

gets random bikini model
*inserts the "f" bomb*

Posted: Nov 2, 2008 5:48 PM - Quote - Report!

gets the "A" bomb.
"inserts vodka:

gets the "A" bomb.
"inserts vodka:

Posted: Nov 3, 2008 4:33 AM - Quote - Report!

guitargurl317 wrote on Nov 2nd, 2008 at 1:16am :
gets very hard fuck from pornstar of your choice AND me

....sweet.

[QUOTE u='guitargurl317' d='2008-11-02 01:16:42']gets very hard fuck from pornstar of your choice AND me[/QUOTE] ....sweet.

Posted: Nov 3, 2008 4:34 AM - Quote - Report!

KOxSENSAI wrote on Nov 2nd, 2008 at 12:48pm :
gets random bikini model
*inserts the "f" bomb*

iz she sexy?

[QUOTE u='KOxSENSAI' d='2008-11-02 12:48:18']gets random bikini model
*inserts the "f" bomb*[/QUOTE]
iz she sexy?

Posted: Nov 4, 2008 3:31 AM - Quote - Report!

guitargurl317 wrote on Nov 3rd, 2008 at 10:31pm :
KOxSENSAI wrote on Nov 2nd, 2008 at 12:48pm :
gets random bikini model
*inserts the "f" bomb*

iz she sexy?

i hope so

[QUOTE u='guitargurl317' d='2008-11-03 22:31:12'][QUOTE u='KOxSENSAI' d='2008-11-02 12:48:18']gets random bikini model
*inserts the "f" bomb*[/QUOTE]

iz she sexy?[/QUOTE]
i hope so

Posted: Nov 5, 2008 6:47 PM - Quote - Report!

KOxSENSAI wrote on Nov 5th, 2008 at 1:47pm :
guitargurl317 wrote on Nov 3rd, 2008 at 10:31pm :
KOxSENSAI wrote on Nov 2nd, 2008 at 12:48pm :
gets random bikini model
*inserts the "f" bomb*

iz she sexy?

i hope so

second.

[QUOTE u='KOxSENSAI' d='2008-11-05 13:47:52'][QUOTE u='guitargurl317' d='2008-11-03 22:31:12'][QUOTE u='KOxSENSAI' d='2008-11-02 12:48:18']gets random bikini model
*inserts the "f" bomb*[/QUOTE]

iz she sexy?[/QUOTE]
i hope so[/QUOTE]second.

Posted: Nov 5, 2008 10:43 PM - Quote - Report!

gets cash
*inserts hope*

gets cash
*inserts hope*

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 8:41 PM - Quote - Report!

gets love.
:inserts large atom bomb that blows up the machine:

gets love.
:inserts large atom bomb that blows up the machine:

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 7:57 PM - Quote - Report!

gets explosion
*inserts new machine*

gets explosion
*inserts new machine*

Posted: Nov 13, 2008 8:01 PM - Quote - Report!

gets free gift basket for purcaceing new machine.
*inserts coin*

gets free gift basket for purcaceing new machine.
*inserts coin*

Posted: Nov 14, 2008 3:02 AM - Quote - Report!

gets global warming
*inserts new ozone*

gets global warming
*inserts new ozone*

Posted: Nov 15, 2008 4:23 PM - Quote - Report!

gets IMA FIREIN MA LAZAR!!!
/oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
|oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
|oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
\oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*inserts bouncy ball*

gets IMA FIREIN MA LAZAR!!!
/oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
|oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
|oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
\oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*inserts bouncy ball*

Posted: Nov 16, 2008 2:19 AM - Quote - Report!

yay!!!
gets my phone # (send me a pm if u want it)
*inserts vibrator*

yay!!!
gets my phone # (send me a pm if u want it)
*inserts vibrator*

Posted: Nov 17, 2008 8:18 PM - Quote - Report!

gets raped
*inserts law suit*

gets raped
*inserts law suit*

Posted: Nov 17, 2008 8:27 PM - Quote - Report!

gets morgage payment.
*inserts pm*

gets morgage payment.
*inserts pm*

Posted: Nov 18, 2008 6:41 AM - Quote - Report!

gets a.m
*inserts corny joke*(too late)

gets a.m
*inserts corny joke*(too late)

Posted: Nov 20, 2008 9:12 PM - Quote - Report!

gets awsome joke.
*inserts a termite, chokeing on the splinters*

gets awsome joke.
*inserts a termite, chokeing on the splinters*

Posted: Nov 21, 2008 2:09 AM - Quote - Report!

gets McDonalds rotten left overs
*inserts pie*

gets McDonalds rotten left overs
*inserts pie*

Posted: Nov 21, 2008 11:02 PM - Quote - Report!

gets pie tin.
*inserts a sallow carrying a coconut*

gets pie tin.
*inserts a sallow carrying a coconut*

Posted: Nov 25, 2008 6:21 PM - Quote - Report!

gets fries with that
*inserts batman on a wheelchair*

gets fries with that
*inserts batman on a wheelchair*

Posted: Nov 28, 2008 10:56 PM - Quote - Report!

gets to jackie chan batmans neck bone
*inserts dead Robin (yes the sidekick)*

gets to jackie chan batmans neck bone
*inserts dead Robin (yes the sidekick)*

Posted: Nov 30, 2008 5:29 AM - Quote - Report!

gets rubbersuit
*inserts tights*

gets rubbersuit
*inserts tights*

Posted: Nov 30, 2008 6:23 PM - Quote - Report!

gets every superhero invented inbetween 1945-1995.
*inserts copy of christmas on mars(teardrop)*

gets every superhero invented inbetween 1945-1995.
*inserts copy of christmas on mars(teardrop)*

Posted: Dec 8, 2008 1:56 AM - Quote - Report!

gets starz
*inserts balik bayan box*

gets starz
*inserts balik bayan box*

Posted: Dec 9, 2008 12:02 AM - Quote - Report!

DOES/NOT/COMPUTE! machines head explodes
*inserts new head*

DOES/NOT/COMPUTE! machines head explodes
*inserts new head*

Posted: Dec 9, 2008 4:22 AM - Quote - Report!

gets cheese
*inserts an actual coin*

gets cheese
*inserts an actual coin*

Posted: Dec 24, 2008 5:01 PM - Quote - Report!

gets actual coin that has "not actual coin" scribbled on it.
*inserts a tape of van halens eruption with the tape fliped so it plays backward.*

gets actual coin that has "not actual coin" scribbled on it.
*inserts a tape of van halens eruption with the tape fliped so it plays backward.*

Posted: Jan 3, 2009 7:56 AM - Quote - Report!

gets record player
*inserts cod 4*

gets record player
*inserts cod 4*

Posted: Jan 10, 2009 4:59 PM - Quote - Report!

gets cod 5
*gets sign thats says "hope it gives you hell"on it*

gets cod 5
*gets sign thats says "hope it gives you hell"on it*

Posted: Jan 11, 2009 7:36 AM - Quote - Report!

gets apocalyptica's wolrds collide albumn
*inserts shoe*

gets apocalyptica's wolrds collide albumn
*inserts shoe*

Posted: Jan 11, 2009 4:33 PM - Quote - Report!

gets shoe box paradox
*inserts abnormaly largely downsized lifesized finger puppet witch cant be lifesized because of the property of shoe fitness*

gets shoe box paradox
*inserts abnormaly largely downsized lifesized finger puppet witch cant be lifesized because of the property of shoe fitness*

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 8:47 AM - Quote - Report!

gets myspace
"inserts shotgun"

gets myspace
"inserts shotgun"

Posted: Jan 14, 2009 8:17 PM - Quote - Report!

gets shogun( trivium rocks!

)

*inserts electric ladyland record*

gets shogun( trivium rocks!:headbang: )

*inserts electric ladyland record*

Posted: Jan 15, 2009 6:47 AM - Quote - Report!

gets a (you know i dont think i can make something funny out of that)
*inserts pathetic attempt*

gets a (you know i dont think i can make something funny out of that)
*inserts pathetic attempt*

Posted: Jan 15, 2009 8:13 PM - Quote - Report!

gets pathetic results
*inserts cat vomit*

gets pathetic results
*inserts cat vomit*

Posted: Jan 19, 2009 8:19 PM - Quote - Report!

gets pathetic results
*inserts cat vomit*

gets pathetic results
*inserts cat vomit*

Posted: Jan 19, 2009 8:19 PM - Quote - Report!

gets pathetic results
*inserts cat vomit*

gets pathetic results
*inserts cat vomit*

Posted: Jan 19, 2009 8:19 PM - Quote - Report!

gets pathetic results
*inserts cat vomit*

gets pathetic results
*inserts cat vomit*

Posted: Jan 19, 2009 8:19 PM - Quote - Report!

gets pathetic results
*inserts cat vomit*

gets pathetic results
*inserts cat vomit*

Posted: Jan 19, 2009 8:19 PM - Quote - Report!

gets pathetic results
*inserts cat vomit*

gets pathetic results
*inserts cat vomit*

Posted: Jan 19, 2009 8:19 PM - Quote - Report!

gets repeated posts
*inserts ?*

gets repeated posts
*inserts ?*

Posted: Jan 20, 2009 8:37 PM - Quote - Report!

gets i dont know why they repeated thats strange like PINK ELIPHANTS!
*inserts PINK ELIPHANTS*

gets i dont know why they repeated thats strange like PINK ELIPHANTS!
*inserts PINK ELIPHANTS*

Posted: Jan 21, 2009 3:03 AM - Quote - Report!

gets PINK ELIPHANTS
*inserts spell checker(like that ever does anything)*

gets PINK ELIPHANTS
*inserts spell checker(like that ever does anything)*

Posted: Jan 21, 2009 7:01 PM - Quote - Report!

gets failed spell checker
*inserts anal probe*

gets failed spell checker
*inserts anal probe*

Posted: Jan 22, 2009 6:06 AM - Quote - Report!

gets probed
*inserts censorship*

gets probed
*inserts censorship*

Posted: Jan 22, 2009 9:10 PM - Quote - Report!

gets spam
*inserts eggs*

gets spam
*inserts eggs*

Posted: Jan 26, 2009 1:06 AM - Quote - Report!

gets baby
*inserts bottle and a gun*

gets baby
*inserts bottle and a gun*

Posted: Jan 26, 2009 9:19 PM - Quote - Report!

gets stewie
*inserts VICTORY IS MINE!*

gets stewie
*inserts VICTORY IS MINE!*

Posted: Jan 27, 2009 5:46 AM - Quote - Report!

gets refund
*inserts my community hours*

gets refund
*inserts my community hours*

Posted: Feb 16, 2009 3:51 PM - Quote - Report!

gets prison sentence. :inserts rabies infected kodiak bear:

gets prison sentence. :inserts rabies infected kodiak bear:

Posted: Feb 21, 2009 10:44 PM - Quote - Report!

gets koala
*inserts caterpie*

gets koala
*inserts caterpie*

Posted: Feb 23, 2009 8:51 PM - Quote - Report!

.......gets flying monkeys.
*inserts muhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah*breaths in*HA!!!*

.......gets flying monkeys.
*inserts muhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah*breaths in*HA!!!*

Posted: Feb 25, 2009 6:09 AM - Quote - Report!

gets gas
*inserts artechoke*

gets gas
*inserts artechoke*

Posted: Mar 1, 2009 12:22 AM - Quote - Report!

gets jack o lantern
*inserts viagra*

gets jack o lantern
*inserts viagra*

Posted: Mar 4, 2009 10:05 PM - Quote - Report!

gets {MEGA CENSOR}
*inserts whoa's*

gets {MEGA CENSOR}
*inserts whoa's*

Posted: Mar 8, 2009 6:18 PM - Quote - Report!

gets YO MOMMA!!!!
*inserts epic fail*

gets YO MOMMA!!!!
*inserts epic fail*

Posted: Mar 13, 2009 7:18 AM - Quote - Report!

gets you
*inserts chiuaua*

gets you
*inserts chiuaua*

Posted: Mar 14, 2009 6:01 PM - Quote - Report!

gets giant robot
*inserts godzilla*

gets giant robot
*inserts godzilla*

Posted: Mar 15, 2009 3:18 AM - Quote - Report!

gets greatest sex in the world
*inserts my pix of me nude*

gets greatest sex in the world
*inserts my pix of me nude*

Posted: Mar 18, 2009 4:01 AM - Quote - Report!

gets sunshine
*inserts rain*

gets sunshine
*inserts rain*

Posted: Mar 18, 2009 8:18 PM - Quote - Report!

gets a load
*insert rubber*

gets a load
*insert rubber*

Posted: Mar 24, 2009 3:51 PM - Quote - Report!

gets ducky. quack quack.
*inserts ray gun*

gets ducky. quack quack.
*inserts ray gun*

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 2:03 AM - Quote - Report!

gets pay gun
*inserts pun*

gets pay gun
*inserts pun*

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 3:27 PM - Quote - Report!

get FUN SONG!!!! LALALALALALALALA LALALALALALALALA!!!!!
*inserts fish*

get FUN SONG!!!! LALALALALALALALA LALALALALALALALA!!!!!
*inserts fish*

Posted: Mar 28, 2009 1:24 AM - Quote - Report!

you get a flashing "OUT OF ORDER" sign
*inserts dignity*

you get a flashing "OUT OF ORDER" sign
*inserts dignity*

Posted: Mar 28, 2009 4:31 AM - Quote - Report!

get hot juciy plate of indignity.
*inserts meatballs*

get hot juciy plate of indignity.
*inserts meatballs*

Posted: Mar 29, 2009 12:42 AM - Quote - Report!

gets old retarded movie
*inserts rocky balboa*

gets old retarded movie
*inserts rocky balboa*

Posted: Mar 29, 2009 12:55 AM - Quote - Report!

gets drunken gibberish. (ARGHBLARGHDARGHGHGHGA? JDALLASSAAGRHAGHHAGGHSGH!)
*inserts red bull*

gets drunken gibberish. (ARGHBLARGHDARGHGHGHGA? JDALLASSAAGRHAGHHAGGHSGH!)
*inserts red bull*

Posted: Mar 29, 2009 9:33 PM - Quote - Report!

SiKthtallica669

Gets 5 year old on crack
*inserts hockey puck*

Gets 5 year old on crack
*inserts hockey puck*

Posted: Mar 30, 2009 6:52 PM - Quote - Report!

Gets dentures
*inserts guitar pick*

Gets dentures
*inserts guitar pick*

Posted: Mar 31, 2009 12:59 AM - Quote - Report!

gets rock
*inserts rock*

gets rock
*inserts rock*

Posted: Apr 1, 2009 12:21 AM - Quote - Report!

gets black sabbath!

gets black sabbath! :headbang: :headbang:

Posted: Apr 1, 2009 2:53 AM - Quote - Report!

gets insert
*inserts con*

gets insert
*inserts con*

Posted: Apr 1, 2009 9:38 PM - Quote - Report!

SiKthtallica669

gets pro
*inserts black light*

gets pro
*inserts black light*

Posted: Apr 1, 2009 10:04 PM - Quote - Report!

gets black lit.
*inserts coin*

gets black lit.
*inserts coin*

Posted: Apr 1, 2009 10:36 PM - Quote - Report!

gets a gumball
*inserts creepy man offering children candy from the back of his van (AKA my gym teacher)*

gets a gumball
*inserts creepy man offering children candy from the back of his van (AKA my gym teacher)*

Posted: Apr 1, 2009 10:46 PM - Quote - Report!

SiKthtallica669

Gets rape-mobile

(dananananananana, dananananananana, RAPE-MAN)

*inserts lawsuit*

Gets rape-mobile

(dananananananana, dananananananana, RAPE-MAN)

*inserts lawsuit*

Posted: Apr 4, 2009 12:26 AM - Quote - Report!

gets juicy fruit
*inserts juice*

gets juicy fruit
*inserts juice*

Posted: Apr 4, 2009 7:48 PM - Quote - Report!

SiKthtallica669

gets Jesus
*inserts Hakuna Matata*

gets Jesus
*inserts Hakuna Matata*

Posted: Apr 5, 2009 6:03 AM - Quote - Report!

gets dildo
*inserts sexy lesbian porn star*

gets dildo
*inserts sexy lesbian porn star*

Posted: Apr 9, 2009 10:58 PM - Quote - Report!

gets Adrian instead
*inserts idiot with guitar*

gets Adrian instead
*inserts idiot with guitar*

Posted: Apr 10, 2009 8:44 PM - Quote - Report!

gets me!!!!! (for a week.)
*inserts guitar world*

gets me!!!!! (for a week.)
*inserts guitar world*

Posted: Apr 14, 2009 3:58 AM - Quote - Report!

gets guitar center *inserts pie*

gets guitar center
*inserts pie*

Posted: Apr 15, 2009 7:43 PM - Quote - Report!

gets a large akward center. *inserts nuts*

gets a large akward center.
*inserts nuts*

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 3:22 AM - Quote - Report!

gets cashews *inserts walnuts*

gets cashews
*inserts walnuts*

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 8:19 PM - Quote - Report!

gets ballz to the wallz. *inserts lightbulb*

gets ballz to the wallz.
*inserts lightbulb*

Posted: Apr 18, 2009 4:53 AM - Quote - Report!

gets cheese ray *inserts pants*

gets cheese ray
*inserts pants*

Posted: Apr 28, 2009 10:52 PM - Quote - Report!

gets naked lady *inserts my history teacher*

gets naked lady
*inserts my history teacher*

Posted: Apr 30, 2009 5:16 AM - Quote - Report!

gets horn dog *inserts wood*

gets horn dog
*inserts wood*

Posted: May 5, 2009 9:55 PM - Quote - Report!

gets morning *inserts smelly house*

gets morning *inserts smelly house*

Posted: May 6, 2009 10:35 PM - Quote - Report!

gets project *inserts help wanted sign* (no seriously)

gets project
*inserts help wanted sign* (no seriously)

Posted: May 6, 2009 11:07 PM - Quote - Report!

gets paycheck *inserts anal probe*

gets paycheck *inserts anal probe*

Posted: May 20, 2009 3:28 AM - Quote - Report!

gets arrested for not raping properly (ur supposed to say surprise first!) *inserts rape instructional video*

gets arrested for not raping properly (ur supposed to say surprise first!) *inserts rape instructional video*

Posted: May 24, 2009 8:18 AM - Quote - Report!

Gets jumped *inserts something that hasn't been inserted*

Gets jumped
*inserts something that hasn't been inserted*

Posted: May 24, 2009 3:29 PM - Quote - Report!

gets super mario. *inserts mushrooms*

gets super mario. *inserts mushrooms*

Posted: Jun 2, 2009 2:59 AM - Quote - Report!

gets 1up. "inserts Bowser"

gets 1up. "inserts Bowser"

Posted: Jul 9, 2009 4:09 PM - Quote - Report!

gets immortality(at the price of another life) *inserts sex bomb*

gets immortality(at the price of another life) *inserts sex bomb*

Posted: Jul 12, 2009 1:00 AM - Quote - Report!

metallica4life_

gets Hendrix's talent... IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "inserts small dick"

gets Hendrix's talent... IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "inserts small dick"

Posted: Jul 12, 2009 8:33 AM - Quote - Report!

§ArmyofAngels§

Gets smaller dick. *Inserts giant mo'fuckin spaceship*

Gets smaller dick.

*Inserts giant mo'fuckin spaceship*

Posted: Jul 12, 2009 11:43 AM - Quote - Report!

gets a black hole *inserts time rift*

gets a black hole

*inserts time rift*

Posted: Jul 12, 2009 3:14 PM - Quote - Report!

gets fucked up ex *inserts restraining order*

gets fucked up ex

*inserts restraining order*

Posted: Jul 13, 2009 12:37 AM - Quote - Report!

§ArmyofAngels§

Gets overruled *inserts crappy amp*

Gets overruled

*inserts crappy amp*

Posted: Jul 13, 2009 5:28 AM - Quote - Report!

gets crappy effects *inserts dragonforce cd*

gets crappy effects *inserts dragonforce cd*

Posted: Jul 14, 2009 2:31 AM - Quote - Report!

you get crap *inserts you*

you get crap
*inserts you*

Posted: Jul 16, 2009 8:03 PM - Quote - Report!

gets your address and steals your bacon *inserts ransom note for bacon for $49.95*

gets your address and steals your bacon

*inserts ransom note for bacon for $49.95*

Posted: Jul 16, 2009 10:43 PM - Quote - Report!

gets cake *inserts portal gun*

gets cake *inserts portal gun*

Posted: Jul 19, 2009 6:12 AM - Quote - Report!

gets Halo Assault rifle *inserts my size 24 boot*

gets Halo Assault rifle
*inserts my size 24 boot*

Posted: Jul 20, 2009 1:44 AM - Quote - Report!

gets life size GLaTOS figurine.

gets life size GLaTOS figurine.

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 5:30 AM - Quote - Report!

Metal4themasses

Gets a warm strawberry filled toaster strudel
*inserts escape button*

Gets a warm strawberry filled toaster strudel
*inserts escape button*

Posted: Jul 30, 2009 5:21 PM - Quote - Report!

gets approval pending notice *inserts Volcano man*

gets approval pending notice
*inserts Volcano man*

Posted: Aug 4, 2009 4:22 PM - Quote - Report!

Metal4themasses

gets flaming hot hot pockets *inserts ice ball*

gets flaming hot hot pockets
*inserts ice ball*

Posted: Aug 4, 2009 5:04 PM - Quote - Report!

gets 1 month of snow in the sahara desert... *inserts pants*

gets 1 month of snow in the sahara desert... *inserts pants*

Posted: Aug 4, 2009 9:36 PM - Quote - Report!

gets skirt *inserts hairspray and a lighter*

gets skirt
*inserts hairspray and a lighter*

Posted: Aug 19, 2009 2:08 PM - Quote - Report!

gets burnt *inserts Pussycat Dolls CD*

gets burnt *inserts Pussycat Dolls CD*

Posted: Aug 19, 2009 2:20 PM - Quote - Report!

gets fur ball *insterts Stephen Harper*

gets fur ball
*insterts Stephen Harper*

Posted: Aug 19, 2009 3:00 PM - Quote - Report!

gets Canada screwed up *inserts fake phone number*

gets Canada screwed up *inserts fake phone number*

Posted: Aug 19, 2009 5:04 PM - Quote - Report!

metalkamikazee wrote on Jul 13th, 2009 at 9:31pm :
gets crappy effects *inserts dragonforce cd*

metalkamikazee wrote on Jul 13th, 2009 at 9:31pm :
gets crappy effects *inserts dragonforce cd*

gets crappy effects *inserts Black Eyed Peas*

metalkamikazee wrote on Jul 13th, 2009 at 9:31pm :
gets crappy effects *inserts dragonforce cd*

metalkamikazee wrote on Jul 13th, 2009 at 9:31pm :
gets crappy effects *inserts dragonforce cd*

gets crappy effects *inserts Black Eyed Peas*

Posted: Aug 19, 2009 5:29 PM - Quote - Report!

gets somewhat good music *inserts linkin park cd*

gets somewhat good music
*inserts linkin park cd*

Posted: Aug 23, 2009 5:32 PM - Quote - Report!

Gets amazing music *inserts hair spray*

Gets amazing music *inserts hair spray*

Posted: Aug 24, 2009 4:43 AM - Quote - Report!

Gets poofy hair. *Inserts coin attached to string*

Gets poofy hair.

*Inserts coin attached to string*

Posted: Aug 24, 2009 4:46 AM - Quote - Report!

gets string *inserts string attached to coin*

gets string *inserts string attached to coin*

Posted: Aug 24, 2009 1:22 PM - Quote - Report!

gets coin stolen *inserts USA flag*

gets coin stolen *inserts USA flag*

Posted: Aug 24, 2009 1:57 PM - Quote - Report!

You get war! *inserts used underwear*

You get war!

*inserts used underwear*

Posted: Aug 24, 2009 7:24 PM - Quote - Report!

gets used baby *inserts penis*

gets used baby *inserts penis*

Posted: Aug 24, 2009 7:42 PM - Quote - Report!

Metal4themasses

Gets stuck *inserts new post in this thread*

Gets stuck *inserts new post in this thread*

Posted: Aug 25, 2009 2:42 AM - Quote - Report!

gets hair *inserts Verizon wireless*

gets hair
*inserts Verizon wireless*

Posted: Aug 27, 2009 9:31 PM - Quote - Report!

Metal4themasses

Gets no signal *inserts scissors*

Gets no signal *inserts scissors*

Posted: Aug 27, 2009 10:08 PM - Quote - Report!

Gets hand cut off *inserts boyfriend*

Gets hand cut off *inserts boyfriend*

Posted: Aug 27, 2009 10:52 PM - Quote - Report!

gets meat *inserts cheese*

gets meat
*inserts cheese*

Posted: Aug 29, 2009 9:13 PM - Quote - Report!

gets cheese enchiladas *inserts glue stick*

gets cheese enchiladas *inserts glue stick*

Posted: Aug 30, 2009 3:28 AM - Quote - Report!

gets sticky substance *inserts condom*

gets sticky substance
*inserts condom*

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 10:58 PM - Quote - Report!

opens thread *inserts ur all dumbasses*

opens thread *inserts ur all dumbasses*

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 2:33 PM - Quote - Report!

Get's "FUCK YOU!"

*Inserts a sharpie*

Get's "FUCK YOU!"

*Inserts a sharpie*

Posted: Sep 3, 2009 1:34 AM - Quote - Report!

gets high *inserts pot*

gets high
*inserts pot*

Posted: Sep 4, 2009 10:58 PM - Quote - Report!

gets arrested *inserts http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/qwe/forum/40641/ *

gets arrested *inserts http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/qwe/forum/40641/ *

Posted: Sep 8, 2009 9:47 PM - Quote - Report!

metallica4life_

gets a headache *inserts monster cock!*

gets a headache *inserts monster cock!*

Posted: Sep 9, 2009 3:07 AM - Quote - Report!

(gets) Oh My God !!!!!!!! inserts *God's bitch*

(gets) Oh My God !!!!!!!!
inserts *God's bitch*

Posted: Sep 10, 2009 9:06 PM - Quote - Report!

metallica4life_

gets somebody's dead mother! *inserts crabcore Attack Attack!*

gets somebody's dead mother! *inserts crabcore Attack Attack!*

Posted: Sep 10, 2009 11:22 PM - Quote - Report!

gets nothing for gay items *inserts gay item*

gets nothing for gay items *inserts gay item*

Posted: Sep 19, 2009 1:00 AM - Quote - Report!

gets rainbows *inserts fruit*

gets rainbows
*inserts fruit*

Posted: Sep 20, 2009 6:57 PM - Quote - Report!

gets banned *inserts sandwich*

gets banned *inserts sandwich*

Posted: Sep 20, 2009 7:00 PM - Quote - Report!

Gets food poisoning. *Inserts wig*

Gets food poisoning.

*Inserts wig*

Posted: Sep 20, 2009 8:03 PM - Quote - Report!

Gets dead grandma. *Inserts Miley Cyrus*

Gets dead grandma. *Inserts Miley Cyrus*

Posted: Sep 22, 2009 1:41 AM - Quote - Report!

Gets major record label CEO. *Inserts Jonas Brothers*

Gets major record label CEO. *Inserts Jonas Brothers*

Posted: Sep 22, 2009 1:43 AM - Quote - Report!

Gets curly hair. *Inserts asfastasdark*

Gets curly hair. *Inserts asfastasdark*

Posted: Sep 22, 2009 1:45 AM - Quote - Report!

Gets pure awesome. *Inserts Royelle_2009*

Gets pure awesome. *Inserts Royelle_2009*

Posted: Sep 22, 2009 3:23 AM - Quote - Report!

Gets the most amazing person in the whole wide world

*inserts lotion*

Gets the most amazing person in the whole wide world

*inserts lotion*

Posted: Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM - Quote - Report!

ges rape *insers police repor*

ges rape
*insers police repor*

Posted: Sep 25, 2009 10:39 PM - Quote - Report!

Gets a letter t that was missing. *Inserts fire*

Gets a letter t that was missing. *Inserts fire*

Posted: Sep 25, 2009 11:39 PM - Quote - Report!

Get's burned *inserts ipod*

Get's burned *inserts ipod*

Posted: Sep 26, 2009 5:01 PM - Quote - Report!

Gets stereotypical hipster dancing. *Inserts turd*

Gets stereotypical hipster dancing. *Inserts turd*

Posted: Sep 26, 2009 6:35 PM - Quote - Report!

Get's nuggets *inserts puppy*

Get's nuggets *inserts puppy*

Posted: Sep 27, 2009 5:38 AM - Quote - Report!

gets crap *inserts duck*

gets crap
*inserts duck*

Posted: Sep 27, 2009 7:05 PM - Quote - Report!

Gets duck crap. *Inserts horse*

Gets duck crap. *Inserts horse*

Posted: Sep 27, 2009 9:46 PM - Quote - Report!

Metal4themasses

gets whores.

*inserts oh my jesus christ monkey balls*

gets whores. :) *inserts oh my jesus christ monkey balls*

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 12:33 AM - Quote - Report!

metallica4life_

gets oh my mighty fucking big balls! "inserts Barack Obama"

gets oh my mighty fucking big balls! "inserts Barack Obama"

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 12:47 AM - Quote - Report!

Metal4themasses

gets bush *inserts 7up*

gets bush *inserts 7up*

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 12:56 AM - Quote - Report!

gets plastic jesus *insert satan*

gets plastic jesus *insert satan*

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 2:09 AM - Quote - Report!

Gets SLAYER!!!!
*insert pick*

Gets SLAYER!!!! *insert pick*

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 5:57 AM - Quote - Report!

Gets Destiny

*inserts coin*

Gets Destiny *inserts coin*

Posted: Oct 25, 2009 4:11 AM - Quote - Report!

gets dial up
*inserts lag*

gets dial up *inserts lag*

Posted: Oct 25, 2009 5:08 PM - Quote - Report!

gets random appearance by Paula Abdul
*inserts trojan her pleasure condoms*

gets random appearance by Paula Abdul *inserts trojan her pleasure condoms*

Posted: Oct 28, 2009 4:15 AM - Quote - Report!

metallica4life_

gets a 20-minute orgasm "inserts Judas Priest"

gets a 20-minute orgasm "inserts Judas Priest"

Posted: Oct 31, 2009 11:40 PM - Quote - Report!

Gets Iron Maiden. *inserts a banjo*

Gets Iron Maiden. *inserts a banjo*

Posted: Nov 2, 2009 2:31 AM - Quote - Report!

metallica4life_

Gets a real guitar *inserts Herman Li*

Gets a real guitar *inserts Herman Li*

Posted: Nov 3, 2009 2:29 AM - Quote - Report!

Gets Steve Vai. *inserts Alexi Laiho*

Gets Steve Vai. *inserts Alexi Laiho*

Posted: Nov 3, 2009 7:45 PM - Quote - Report!

metallica4life_

Gets a guitar wanker *inserts Cannibal Corpse*

Gets a guitar wanker *inserts Cannibal Corpse*

Posted: Nov 3, 2009 10:20 PM - Quote - Report!

JohnMayer4Mayor

gets overrated "metal" band with a pig for a singer
*inserts Stevie Ray Vaughn*

gets overrated "metal" band with a pig for a singer *inserts Stevie Ray Vaughn*

Posted: Nov 4, 2009 1:09 AM - Quote - Report!

metallica4life_

Gets a plane crash *inserts pot"

Gets a plane crash *inserts pot"

Posted: Nov 4, 2009 2:10 AM - Quote - Report!

Gets a pan. *inserts this thread*

Gets a pan. *inserts this thread*

Posted: Nov 7, 2009 7:22 PM - Quote - Report!

metallica4life_

Gets pointless responses... *inserts Courtney Love*

Gets pointless responses... *inserts Courtney Love*

Posted: Nov 8, 2009 3:03 AM - Quote - Report!

ewwww... just ewww...

*inserts voimit noises*

eDit: also, SRV died in a helicopter crash

ewwww... just ewww...

*inserts voimit noises*

eDit: also, SRV died in a helicopter crash

Posted: Nov 8, 2009 4:59 AM - Quote - Report!

metallica4life_

ooh, i thought it was a plane crash, but whatever...

gets vomit all over the carpet *inserts December 21st 2012*

ooh, i thought it was a plane crash, but whatever... gets vomit all over the carpet *inserts December 21st 2012*

Posted: Nov 8, 2009 11:27 PM - Quote - Report!

Gets a cheesy movie.

*Inserts Manwhich*

Gets a cheesy movie. *Inserts Manwhich*

Posted: Nov 9, 2009 8:10 PM - Quote - Report!

gets french toast
*inserts santa*

gets french toast *inserts santa*

Posted: Nov 16, 2009 9:01 PM - Quote - Report!

metallica4life_

Gets fat guy who rides in a mach 24 vehicle one day a year...

*inserts MILF*

Gets fat guy who rides in a mach 24 vehicle one day a year... *inserts MILF*

Posted: Nov 17, 2009 2:28 AM - Quote - Report!

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