RaptorJesus, a.k.a. Raptor Jesus, roamed the Earth circa 90,000,000,000-65,000,000,000 BHC (Before Human Christ). He was born when God Himself was still only a teenager. His execution is thought to be the cause of the extinction of the dinosaurs, as God was mad at the Romans for aiding in His son's death twice. (See Romans 8:1.) He earned a bachelor's degree in microelectronic engineering at RIT. Raptor Jesus can digivolve into Godzilla and pokevolve into God, who, in turn, can digivolve back into Godzilla.
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