Church Of Raptor Jesus

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Founded: June 21, 2008

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RaptorJesus, a.k.a. Raptor Jesus, roamed the Earth circa 90,000,000,000-65,000,000,000 BHC (Before Human Christ). He was born when God Himself was still only a teenager. His execution is thought to be the cause of the extinction of the dinosaurs, as God was mad at the Romans for aiding in His son's death twice. (See Romans 8:1.) He earned a bachelor's degree in microelectronic engineering at RIT. Raptor Jesus can digivolve into Godzilla and pokevolve into God, who, in turn, can digivolve back into Godzilla.

Let us all pray to the allmighty Raptor Jesus:
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