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REQUEST!!!!!

Good morning fellow UG-er's,

Scarlatti and I are looking for:

- 30 experienced UG-ers from 06 or before
- 50 UG-ers 07-ers or others that feel worthy enough to be a noob
- 2 UG-ers from Belgium (We prefer raise_the_death and noxiosimitator)
- 3000 computers with great internet connection
- well prepared and motivated admins
- The one-and-only Vincent (for some dirty jobs to take care of)
- Mesa Recto's + Cabinet + Guitars

[U][B]YOU ALL WANNA KNOW WHY, DON'T YOU?[/B][/U]

Here's the background story and our mission:

I (JvL) live near a town called "Sassenheim" (in Holland) and it's the most ****ed up Nazi-style hardcore town I know.
Lots of hardcore artists and ideas came out this little town.
So... This little town is ruining OUR great music by sending those skinheads in training-suits with their hardcore all over the world.

THIS HAS TO STOP!

Our plan is as followed:

First, we let 50 crazy noobs infiltrate in the Sassenheimer-population and terrorize the town with Icy Hot, Barrel-Rolls, having butt-seks with the less attractive population and LOL Wut and O'rly images.
Those skinheads haven't got to many braincells and will go and participate those actions and after a while they will automatically be turned into UG-noobs-in-production.

In the meanwhile the UG-experts will set up an UG control-and-computer center in the middle of "Sassenheim" with 3000 computers (aprox. population of Sassenheim)

The 50 chosen ones (the UG-noobs) will take them to the the constructed UG-computer area and they will, like any UG-noob, go to the famous "pit" and start spamming as much as they can...

UNTIL

The experts kick in and and start flaming those basterds!
After a while they'll feel so ****ed up that they start turning EMO and killing theirself and others!

When those bastards are all gone we set-up some HUGE stage with some 20 recto's connected to 100 Cab's and hook up our guitars.
In a row we will play our most kick-ass MIND-BLOWING solo so 2 possibilities could happen:


- They turn in rock-lovers and are worthy to the rest of the world


or


- Their heads will be blown apart and that together with the rest of the surviving population (hidden or in public, who cares?) they will generate a massive amount of pressure that will send a shock-wave through the entire village and will ruin everything it hits!


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THANK YOU GUYS!

Scarlatti and JvL

the thread and blog:

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?p=11796111#post11796111

http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/JvL/blog/12482/
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