This group is to honor and celebrate the funniest movie of all time: The Jerk! This movie is Steve Martin at his funniest. This movie has given us some of the greatest movie quotes ever:
-"And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair."
-"He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!"
-"Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now."
-"Stan Fox: Damn these glasses.
Navin R. Johnson: Yes, sir.
[to the glasses]
Navin R. Johnson: I damn thee. "
-"First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book. "
-"I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit." There. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that. "
-"Navin R. Johnson: I'm gonna bounce back and when I do I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke.
Marie: I don't wanna puke."
-"Navin R. Johnson: [bleakly] I've already given away eight pencils, two hoola dolls, and an ashtray, and I've only taken in fifteen dollars.
Frosty: Navin, you have taken in fifteen dollars and given away fifty cents worth of crap, which gives us a net profit of fourteen dollars and fifty cents.
Navin R. Johnson: Ah... It's a profit deal. Takes the pressure off. Get your weight guessed right here! Only a buck! Actual live weight guessing! Take a chance and win some crap!"
-"Goon: We'll keep the eggplants out.
Navin: Good. We don't want any vegetables.
Goon: No. The jungle bunnies
Navin: Of course. They'll eat the vegetables.
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