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Music Theory jokes

Skater901	After seeing the joke posted in the comments, it made me think that we need a thread for some good jokes about music theory. So what have you got guys?	After seeing the joke posted in the comments, it made me think that we need a thread for some good jokes about music theory. So what have you got guys?
	Posted: Jun 12, 2008 3:47 PM - Quote - Report!
metal4all	I refer to an erection as, "cantus FIRMus."	I refer to an erection as, "cantus FIRMus." :(
	Posted: Aug 9, 2008 11:43 PM - Quote - Report!
metal4all	I'm a harmonizing pedophile. Damn do I love those minors.	I'm a harmonizing pedophile. Damn do I love those minors.
	Posted: Sep 2, 2008 9:39 PM - Quote - Report!
metal4all	A music theory joke? ... ... Billie Joe Armstrong. Powerchord, powerchord, powerchord, powerchord, powerchord...	A music theory joke? ... ... Billie Joe Armstrong. Powerchord, powerchord, powerchord, powerchord, powerchord...
	Posted: Sep 20, 2008 9:17 PM - Quote - Report!
Carl6661	What do you get when you drop a piano down a well... Abm.	What do you get when you drop a piano down a well... Abm.
	Posted: Oct 26, 2008 11:38 PM - Quote - Report!
The4thHorsemen	E G and B walk into a bar, the bartender says "sorry, we don't serve minors."	E G and B walk into a bar, the bartender says "sorry, we don't serve minors."
	Posted: Nov 3, 2008 11:03 PM - Quote - Report!
Tanglewoodguit	Carl6661 wrote on Oct 26th, 2008 at 6:38pm : What do you get when you drop a piano down a well... Abm. What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? Ab	[QUOTE u='Carl6661' d='2008-10-26 18:38:33']What do you get when you drop a piano down a well... Abm.[/QUOTE] What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? Ab
	Posted: Nov 6, 2008 12:10 AM - Quote - Report!
bamtastic	What's God's favorite chord? Gsus	What's God's favorite chord? Gsus
	Posted: Mar 23, 2009 1:11 PM - Quote - Report!
JohnMayer4Mayor	metal4all wrote on Sep 20th, 2008 at 4:17pm : A music theory joke? ... ... Billie Joe Armstrong. Powerchord, powerchord, powerchord, powerchord, powerchord... I like Green Day, but THAT is comedy!	[QUOTE u='metal4all' d='2008-09-20 16:17:30']A music theory joke? ... ... Billie Joe Armstrong. Powerchord, powerchord, powerchord, powerchord, powerchord...[/QUOTE] I like Green Day, but THAT is comedy!
	Posted: Oct 16, 2009 4:51 AM - Quote - Report!