the insanely obsurd group dealing with the weird little questions and idiosyncrasies of life

kr46

1.  I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2.  Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.  Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4.  Hey, you must've been going about 125 mph to keep up with me.  Good
job!

5.  Are You Andy or Barney?

6.  I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

7.  You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8.  I pay your salary!

9.  Gee, Officer!  That's terrific.  The last officer only gave me a
warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over?  Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic.  Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.  That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee, Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?"  You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes
look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

13. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

14. So uh, you on the take or what?

15. Bad cop. No donut.

16. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school
instead.