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hazzmatazz

Unfortunately I can't remember any at this time of writing (or spell), but you guys know what to do.

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Unfortunately I can't remember any at this time of writing (or spell), but you guys know what to do.
 
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Posted: May 15, 2008 8:30 PM - Quote - Report!

rhcp22

i think theres one where he's like..

"some people say he has 3 testicals"....


lol
i think theres one where he's like..

"some people say he has 3 testicals"....


lol
Posted: May 17, 2008 12:50 AM - Quote - Report!

stef123

"And if he was getting divorced from Paul Mccartney, he'd keep his god damn mouth shut!"

lolz, theres funnier ones but I can't think of any atm.
"And if he was getting divorced from Paul Mccartney, he'd keep his god damn mouth shut!"

lolz, theres funnier ones but I can't think of any atm.
Posted: May 24, 2008 7:54 PM - Quote - Report!

alex-led-zepp91

Some say that his digestive system was taken from a Ford Transit...and that any cucumbers in his vicinity will spontaneously combust. all we know is that hes called the Stig
And there's one that mentions he has 2 sets of knees
Some say that his digestive system was taken from a Ford Transit...and that any cucumbers in his vicinity will spontaneously combust. all we know is that hes called the Stig
And there's one that mentions he has 2 sets of knees
Posted: May 27, 2008 3:06 PM - Quote - Report!

Uber-rocker

alex-led-zepp91 wrote on May 27th, 2008 at 10:06am :
Some say that his digestive system was taken from a Ford Transit...and that any cucumbers in his vicinity will spontaneously combust. all we know is that hes called the Stig
And there's one that mentions he has 2 sets of knees
:haha:
[QUOTE u='alex-led-zepp91' d='2008-05-27 10:06:16']Some say that his digestive system was taken from a Ford Transit...and that any cucumbers in his vicinity will spontaneously combust. all we know is that hes called the Stig
And there's one that mentions he has 2 sets of knees[/QUOTE] :haha:
Posted: Jun 4, 2008 7:19 AM - Quote - Report!

nuttyboy

"And he thinks Jade Goody is a racist pig" or something "And he thinks Jade Goody is a racist pig" or something
Posted: Jun 4, 2008 9:19 PM - Quote - Report!

thellamaking

stef123 wrote on May 24th, 2008 at 2:54pm :
"And if he was getting divorced from Paul Mccartney, he'd keep his god damn mouth shut!"



lolz, theres funnier ones but I can't think of any atm.


This. :p
[QUOTE u='stef123' d='2008-05-24 14:54:14']"And if he was getting divorced from Paul Mccartney, he'd keep his god damn mouth shut!"



lolz, theres funnier ones but I can't think of any atm.[/QUOTE]

This. :p
Posted: Jun 8, 2008 9:21 AM - Quote - Report!

jcasey77

"Some say that his Genitalia are on upside down" "Some say that his Genitalia are on upside down"
Posted: Jul 4, 2008 6:15 AM - Quote - Report!

af_the_fragile

"some say he only knows two facts about ducks and both are wrong"
"some say he sucks the moisture out of ducks"

more recent one:
"some say his droppings have been found as far north as york, and he's got a full size tattoo of his face on his face"
I'm pretty sure thats a reference to that pic in the paper where you could see his face through his helmet wondering who he really was.
"some say he only knows two facts about ducks and both are wrong"
"some say he sucks the moisture out of ducks"

more recent one:
"some say his droppings have been found as far north as york, and he's got a full size tattoo of his face on his face"
I'm pretty sure thats a reference to that pic in the paper where you could see his face through his helmet wondering who he really was.
Posted: Jul 29, 2008 3:25 PM - Quote - Report!

100%guitarmad

haha

i have a calendar with all of them on
haha

i have a calendar with all of them on
Posted: Oct 19, 2008 9:33 PM - Quote - Report!

Mumbo Jumbo

"Some say that he thought Star Wars was a documentary" "Some say that he thought Star Wars was a documentary"
Posted: Oct 20, 2008 2:50 AM - Quote - Report!

hazzmatazz

100%guitarmad wrote on Oct 19th, 2008 at 4:33pm :
haha

i have a calendar with all of them on


:haha: wow, really? I must have it...
[QUOTE u='100%guitarmad' d='2008-10-19 16:33:21']haha

i have a calendar with all of them on[/QUOTE]

:haha: wow, really? I must have it...
Posted: Oct 31, 2008 4:30 PM - Quote - Report!

hawk5211

some people say he only knows two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong... some people say he only knows two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong...
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 9:10 PM - Quote - Report!

mcfreaki

Some people say that his eyelids close sideways... Some people say that his eyelids close sideways...
Posted: Nov 25, 2009 1:37 PM - Quote - Report!

tortilla

some say he invented inventions
and he was born in a log cabin.................that he built
some say he invented inventions and he was born in a log cabin.................that he built
Posted: Jan 27, 2011 2:34 AM - Quote - Report!
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