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daytripper75

ARRR! Here be yer captain speaking!

There be reports from the Far East of ninjas gathering. Likely as not they are planning some sort of attack on us.

We have triple their numbers, and as we all know 1 pirate is worth as many as 10 ninjas.

So whatever ye may hear about this enemy, know that we are stronger and that these ninjas stand no chance.

These are dark days on the high seas. Dark indeed. Do not let this darkness still your beating hearts! Now is the time for courage! We will stand tall against this threat, and we will prevail. The days left until we must face this threat grow short. The time for fighting is near at hand. Stand true and we will deal a swift and decisive blow to this enemy.

To me my brothers! We will be victorious!


ARRR! Here be yer captain speaking!

There be reports from the Far East of ninjas gathering. Likely as not they are planning some sort of attack on us.

We have triple their numbers, and as we all know 1 pirate is worth as many as 10 ninjas.

So whatever ye may hear about this enemy, know that we are stronger and that these ninjas stand no chance.

These are dark days on the high seas. Dark indeed. Do not let this darkness still your beating hearts! Now is the time for courage! We will stand tall against this threat, and we will prevail. The days left until we must face this threat grow short. The time for fighting is near at hand. Stand true and we will deal a swift and decisive blow to this enemy.

To me my brothers! We will be victorious!


Posted: Aug 22, 2009 7:33 PM - Quote - Report!

ZanasCross

Ye shant worry yer cap, cap'n! I was once of the enemy... but me loins grew tired of me hand and scream'd for wenches. They are weak. They are virgins... all of them. We are at least ten times the men they are. They stand not any chance in hell! YARGH! Ye shant worry yer cap, cap'n! I was once of the enemy... but me loins grew tired of me hand and scream'd for wenches.

They are weak. They are virgins... all of them. We are at least ten times the men they are. They stand not any chance in hell! YARGH!
Posted: Aug 22, 2009 8:45 PM - Quote - Report!

StewieSwan

Ye have me cutlass Ye have me cutlass
Posted: Aug 22, 2009 9:58 PM - Quote - Report!

MH400

AAARRRR!!!! Death to thee Ninjas AAARRRR!!!! Death to thee Ninjas
Posted: Aug 23, 2009 1:25 AM - Quote - Report!

mmolteratx

Arrr! The bastards don't stand a chance! Arrr! The bastards don't stand a chance!
Posted: Aug 23, 2009 3:48 AM - Quote - Report!

AnAngrySquirrel

Yarrgh, I've heard the ninjas have weapons of mast destruction. Be this true?! Yarrgh, I've heard the ninjas have weapons of mast destruction. Be this true?!
Posted: Aug 23, 2009 10:25 AM - Quote - Report!

GuitarGod_92

YARRR! Kill the bastards! YARRR! Kill the bastards!
Posted: Aug 23, 2009 11:18 AM - Quote - Report!

Dawginator

AnAngrySquirrel wrote on Aug 23rd, 2009 at 5:25am :
Yarrgh, I've heard the ninjas have weapons of mast destruction. Be this true?!
It be but a rumour my fine fellow, they bain't havin' any weapons of the sort! Those... Pansies!
AnAngrySquirrel wrote on Aug 23rd, 2009 at 5:25am :
Yarrgh, I've heard the ninjas have weapons of mast destruction. Be this true?!


It be but a rumour my fine fellow, they bain't havin' any weapons of the sort! Those...


Pansies!
Posted: Aug 23, 2009 5:23 PM - Quote - Report!

daytripper75

AnAngrySquirrel wrote on Aug 23rd, 2009 at 5:25am :
Yarrgh, I've heard the ninjas have weapons of mast destruction. Be this true?!
Nay. Ladies such as those barely use swords. They often fight with sticks.
AnAngrySquirrel wrote on Aug 23rd, 2009 at 5:25am :
Yarrgh, I've heard the ninjas have weapons of mast destruction. Be this true?!



Nay. Ladies such as those barely use swords. They often fight with sticks.
Posted: Aug 23, 2009 5:58 PM - Quote - Report!

BradTheUGer

They have'th no weapons, matey! We shall cut the balls from there crotches, cap'n! They have'th no weapons, matey! We shall cut the balls from there crotches, cap'n!
Posted: Aug 23, 2009 9:06 PM - Quote - Report!

Flipje

BradTheUGer wrote on Aug 23rd, 2009 at 4:06pm :
They have'th no weapons, matey! We shall cut the balls from there crotches, cap'n!
I be hearin' rumors of those supposed "men" doin' that themselves, for lack of wenches drives them straight off of the plank of sanity!
BradTheUGer wrote on Aug 23rd, 2009 at 4:06pm :
They have'th no weapons, matey! We shall cut the balls from there crotches, cap'n!

I be hearin' rumors of those supposed "men" doin' that themselves, for lack of wenches drives them straight off of the plank of sanity!
Posted: Aug 24, 2009 1:23 AM - Quote - Report!

deathdrummer

I am your secret weapon I am a Pirate ninja. I know thier ways so I could help you. I am your secret weapon I am a Pirate ninja. I know thier ways so I could help you.
Posted: Sep 21, 2010 12:52 AM - Quote - Report!

JamSessionFreak

Our secret weapon be grog! Thee can be one of our wenches! Our secret weapon be grog! Thee can be one of our wenches!
Posted: Jul 24, 2011 1:36 PM - Quote - Report!

JamSessionFreak

Cap'n! The wenches called ninjas have two scurvy groups:
http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/ugninjas/
http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/ninja/
I must be loaded to the Gunwales, I see doubles!
Cap'n! The wenches called ninjas have two scurvy groups: http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/ugninjas/ http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/ninja/ I must be loaded to the Gunwales, I see doubles!
Posted: Jul 24, 2011 2:01 PM - Quote - Report!

letsmakeascene

JamSessionFreak wrote on Jul 24th, 2011 at 9:01am :
Cap'n! The wenches called ninjas have two scurvy groups:
http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/ugninjas/
http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/ninja/
I must be loaded to the Gunwales, I see doubles!


Cap'n!
A suggestion if I may...
In response to their scurvy doublin', I propose we may double as well!
[QUOTE u='JamSessionFreak' d='2011-07-24 09:01:08']Cap'n! The wenches called ninjas have two scurvy groups: http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/ugninjas/ http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/ninja/ I must be loaded to the Gunwales, I see doubles![/QUOTE] Cap'n! A suggestion if I may... In response to their scurvy doublin', I propose we may double as well!
Posted: Jul 26, 2011 12:58 AM - Quote - Report!
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