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Metorical

there is this girl at my school who is extremely, extremely slutty. she'd be willing to do anything with any guy, at anytime, anywhere . so, being a guy, i decided to exploit this. :rolleyes:

one day a few weeks ago this girl and i are sitting outside my school, behind a tree a little ways off school ground. as we're sitting there we start making out and things are going good. i took the opportunity to go exploring with my fingers. so there i am, outside my school, fingerbanging this girl who i could really care less about, but quite enjoying myself nontheless. after everything was done, i head back into my school.

 

this is when it all falls apart :eek:

 

i'm sitting in one of our schools resource areas (its a self-paced school, no classes) and i casually glance down at my hand.

 

my fingers are covered in blood. immediately i start to freak out, thinking that i got her at an awkward angle and i cut her or something. then i realize it might just be my own blood, coming out from a hangnail or something. so i go to the bathroom, wash it off, and continue with my day.

 

the next day i walk up to this girl and tell her i need to talk to her, so we take a brief walk outside. as we're walking she turns to me, thinking i mean to try and do what i did the previous day, and says "we can't go as far as we did yesterday... want to know why?"

worried, thinking i actually did hurt her, i reply, "why's that?"

 

*half-chuckling * "it's that time of the month again"

 

i nearly threw up.
there is this girl at my school who is extremely, extremely slutty. she'd be willing to do anything with any guy, at anytime, anywhere. so, being a guy, i decided to exploit this. :rolleyes:
one day a few weeks ago this girl and i are sitting outside my school, behind a tree a little ways off school ground. as we're sitting there we start making out and things are going good. i took the opportunity to go exploring with my fingers. so there i am, outside my school, fingerbanging this girl who i could really care less about, but quite enjoying myself nontheless. after everything was done, i head back into my school.
 
this is when it all falls apart :eek:
 
i'm sitting in one of our schools resource areas (its a self-paced school, no classes) and i casually glance down at my hand.
 
my fingers are covered in blood. immediately i start to freak out, thinking that i got her at an awkward angle and i cut her or something. then i realize it might just be my own blood, coming out from a hangnail or something. so i go to the bathroom, wash it off, and continue with my day.
 
the next day i walk up to this girl and tell her i need to talk to her, so we take a brief walk outside. as we're walking she turns to me, thinking i mean to try and do what i did the previous day, and says "we can't go as far as we did yesterday... want to know why?"
worried, thinking i actually did hurt her, i reply, "why's that?"
 
*half-chuckling* "it's that time of the month again"
 
i nearly threw up.
Posted: Jun 10, 2008 4:24 AM - Quote - Report!

Vagabond21

Haha, that's happened to me before. It sucks.

I wasn't at school though, thank god.
Haha, that's happened to me before. It sucks.

I wasn't at school though, thank god.
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 9:25 AM - Quote - Report!

Metorical

yeah i think being at school just made it worse. plus the story got around in about five minutes.... don't think she ever found out though yeah i think being at school just made it worse. plus the story got around in about five minutes.... don't think she ever found out though
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 5:39 PM - Quote - Report!

banshee620

did you ever do anything with her again? did you ever do anything with her again?
Posted: Jun 23, 2008 3:06 AM - Quote - Report!

Metorical

nope. if you could see her you'd know why ;) nope. if you could see her you'd know why ;)
Posted: Jun 24, 2008 2:54 PM - Quote - Report!

banshee620

haha, nasty haha, nasty
Posted: Jun 24, 2008 11:30 PM - Quote - Report!
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