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The Stain....

banshee620

okay, so I was in my room with my girlfriend. She had been on her period, and was supposed to be off, so I threw a rubber on and started to go to town. About 5 minutes in, i started to feel this weird feeling, like different from regular 'juices', and started to wonder, but kept going.

 Around the end of our shag session, I decided on goin down to yodel in the valley, but before i did that, i noticed i knocked something off my bed mid-plow, so i turned on a light to see where it went, grabbed it, and got up to change the CD that was playing (Justice by 'Tallica is the shit to fuck to ).

I got back on the bed and started making out and started to finger my girl. I started to get back into the eat-out position, when I noticed that there was blood ALL OVER MY HANDS. I checked my downstairs mixup to find that she had still been on her period, and she flowed ALL OVER MY CROTCH. Seriously, it looked like a scene outta that movie 'Teeth', where the dude got his cock bitten off by the chick's vagina (fucked up movie, not for the squeamish or well-endowed).

I grabbed an old t-shirt and cleaned myself as best i could, and she did the same. We got off the bed, and checked the sheets - there was a huge stain on the mattress. not the sheets, THE MATTRESS. I steamed that shit like a motherfucker like crazy, and i barely got it out, but god was that an ordeal....and a really funny story to tell the guys....thank god I didnt go down on her that night.
okay, so I was in my room with my girlfriend. She had been on her period, and was supposed to be off, so I threw a rubber on and started to go to town. About 5 minutes in, i started to feel this weird feeling, like different from regular 'juices', and started to wonder, but kept going.

 Around the end of our shag session, I decided on goin down to yodel in the valley, but before i did that, i noticed i knocked something off my bed mid-plow, so i turned on a light to see where it went, grabbed it, and got up to change the CD that was playing (Justice by 'Tallica is the shit to fuck to ).

I got back on the bed and started making out and started to finger my girl. I started to get back into the eat-out position, when I noticed that there was blood ALL OVER MY HANDS. I checked my downstairs mixup to find that she had still been on her period, and she flowed ALL OVER MY CROTCH. Seriously, it looked like a scene outta that movie 'Teeth', where the dude got his cock bitten off by the chick's vagina (fucked up movie, not for the squeamish or well-endowed).

I grabbed an old t-shirt and cleaned myself as best i could, and she did the same. We got off the bed, and checked the sheets - there was a huge stain on the mattress. not the sheets, THE MATTRESS. I steamed that shit like a motherfucker like crazy, and i barely got it out, but god was that an ordeal....and a really funny story to tell the guys....thank god I didnt go down on her that night.
Posted: Jun 21, 2008 6:21 AM - Quote - Report!

Vagabond21

What a terrible and unfortunate happening...

You should have made her clean every bit of it off lol
What a terrible and unfortunate happening...

You should have made her clean every bit of it off lol
Posted: Jun 22, 2008 4:10 PM - Quote - Report!

banshee620

i tried, but she was too busy cleaning herself off (EEW!) i tried, but she was too busy cleaning herself off (EEW!)
Posted: Jun 23, 2008 3:01 AM - Quote - Report!

Metorical

you've put my story to shame, good sir :cheers: you've put my story to shame, good sir :cheers:
Posted: Jun 23, 2008 8:57 PM - Quote - Report!

metal_freak_cam

i feel for u man i had a incident like this a lil while back...cept it was on my friends floor... i feel for u man i had a incident like this a lil while back...cept it was on my friends floor...
Posted: Jun 23, 2008 9:32 PM - Quote - Report!

banshee620

wait - your friend's floor? You really need to elaborate on this lol wait - your [u]friend's[/u] floor? You really need to elaborate on this lol
Posted: Jun 24, 2008 6:38 AM - Quote - Report!

fretsonfire74

Yes I belive metal_freak_cam needs to elaborate. Post your own! Yes I belive metal_freak_cam needs to elaborate. Post your own!
Posted: Jun 29, 2008 6:43 AM - Quote - Report!

sneyob

Wow...

You have a steamer?

LOL
Wow...

You have a steamer?

LOL
Posted: Aug 21, 2008 12:37 AM - Quote - Report!
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