 forsaknazrael |
1 - It's more comfortable, to me.
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1 - It's more comfortable, to me.
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Posted: Sep 10, 2007 9:23 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 SchitzoJoe |
2 - I'm less afraid about messing up a solo, because, well, I won't. |
2 - I'm less afraid about messing up a solo, because, well, I won't. |
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Posted: Sep 17, 2007 5:20 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Gabel |
3. I can play on the same as I practice on |
3. I can play on the same as I practice on |
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Posted: Sep 19, 2007 6:20 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 forsaknazrael |
4 - Girls have a clear view of my package. |
4 - Girls have a clear view of my package. |
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Posted: Sep 23, 2007 7:16 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 acidtone |
5 - because im not zakk wylde |
5 - because im not zakk wylde |
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Posted: Sep 29, 2007 9:40 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 kdownes |
6 - Because I have a bad back and it hurts like sh*t to play it low. |
6 - Because I have a bad back and it hurts like sh*t to play it low. |
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Posted: Oct 4, 2007 10:27 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 fli.pansy |
7 - Because when you're in control of the guitar, you have the power to control the universe. |
7 - Because when you're in control of the guitar, you have the power to control the universe. |
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Posted: Oct 10, 2007 6:02 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 forsaknazrael |
8 - Makes neck bends and tapping easier. |
8 - Makes neck bends and tapping easier. |
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Posted: Oct 28, 2007 4:14 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 fixationdarknes |
9 - Because it makes US the ones who look cool due to actually being able to play all of our riffs/solos without mistake. |
9 - Because it makes US the ones who look cool due to actually being able to play all of our riffs/solos without mistake. |
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Posted: Oct 29, 2007 5:55 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 dogismycopilot |
10 - because i am NOT a member of Korn. |
10 - because i am NOT a member of Korn. |
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Posted: Nov 2, 2007 9:21 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 VIRUSDETECTED |
11 - Because I'm just cool like that. |
11 - Because I'm just cool like that. |
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Posted: Nov 5, 2007 11:49 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 PendulousThread |
12 - Cus playing guitar down low is about as natural as playing a drum kit standing up |
12 - Cus playing guitar down low is about as natural as playing a drum kit standing up |
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Posted: Nov 10, 2007 6:39 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 WH15P3R |
13 - I don't like looking like a gorilla. |
13 - I don't like looking like a gorilla. |
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Posted: Nov 16, 2007 11:17 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 JMXW |
14 - Because I'm a beast. |
14 - Because I'm a beast. |
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Posted: Nov 19, 2007 12:19 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Bendrix |
15 - Coz having it higher up makes spanning your hand over large chords a cinch |
15 - Coz having it higher up makes spanning your hand over large chords a cinch |
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Posted: Nov 26, 2007 8:29 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 JOEYPWNSU |
16 - because i can |
16 - because i can |
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Posted: Nov 28, 2007 3:47 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Dance_of_Death |
17 - Becasue i have small hands  |
17 - Becasue i have small hands :( |
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Posted: Nov 28, 2007 4:31 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 DaddyTwoFoot |
18 - Because I can sit and stand while practicing and my guitar is in the same spot on my body. |
18 - Because I can sit and stand while practicing and my guitar is in the same spot on my body. |
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Posted: Nov 28, 2007 11:39 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 forsaknazrael |
19 - Makes it easier to melt faces. |
19 - Makes it easier to melt faces. |
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Posted: Dec 10, 2007 6:59 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 petrucci_owns86 |
20 - makes fast rythm playing easier & makes solos easier |
20 - makes fast rythm playing easier & makes solos easier |
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Posted: Dec 12, 2007 3:46 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 envoykrawkwar7 |
21- two words, toungue harmonics |
21- two words, toungue harmonics |
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Posted: Dec 12, 2007 10:19 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 petrucci_owns86 |
^^ lmao
22 - im not james hetfield in the 80's.....and im not rob trujillo of present day |
^^ lmao
22 - im not james hetfield in the 80's.....and im not rob trujillo of present day |
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Posted: Dec 15, 2007 8:54 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 kool98769 |
23 - to use my guitar as a bra...too bad i dont have boobs...  |
23 - to use my guitar as a bra...too bad i dont have boobs... :( |
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Posted: Dec 16, 2007 7:38 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 MrSheen |
23.5 - I find it easier to play. |
23.5 - I find it easier to play. |
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Posted: Dec 16, 2007 12:53 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 webbtje |
24- Because I owe it to my rebellious legacy to play with my guitar high, to escape conformism. Also, when it's down low I have to bend wrists, and bent wrists=sloppiness. |
24- Because I owe it to my rebellious legacy to play with my guitar high, to escape conformism. Also, when it's down low I have to bend wrists, and bent wrists=sloppiness. |
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Posted: Dec 16, 2007 10:16 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 .Epidemic |
25. Playing low kills all speed, control and ergonomic playing.
26. Looking cool only gets you a Rhythm spot in a band.
27. Makes your instrument feel lighter. |
25. Playing low kills all speed, control and ergonomic playing.
26. Looking cool only gets you a Rhythm spot in a band.
27. Makes your instrument feel lighter. |
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Posted: Dec 19, 2007 2:37 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 TacticalMuffin |
28. Because Tom Morello is the shit. |
28. Because Tom Morello is the shit. |
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Posted: Dec 23, 2007 4:10 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 rush5757 |
29. Because nothing beats the comfort of swamp ash rubbin against mah nips, which leads to an erection which the ladies get to watch because my geetars up so high! Sweet! |
29. Because nothing beats the comfort of swamp ash rubbin against mah nips, which leads to an erection which the ladies get to watch because my geetars up so high! Sweet! |
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Posted: Dec 23, 2007 6:48 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 evening_crow |
30. Because it allows me to play all the notes i need and makes palm muting easier and gives it a lower sound. |
30. Because it allows me to play all the notes i need and makes palm muting easier and gives it a lower sound. |
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Posted: Dec 31, 2007 8:23 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 synpet713192 |
31. Because Petrucci wears it that high, and he pwns everyone. |
31. Because Petrucci wears it that high, and he pwns everyone. |
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Posted: Dec 31, 2007 9:55 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 kool98769 |
32 - Because Juan Alderete wears his bass high...and he can play 16th notes with his fingers. |
32 - Because Juan Alderete wears his bass high...and he can play 16th notes with his fingers. |
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Posted: Jan 7, 2008 12:56 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 DaFjory |
33 – Shawn Lane had his up to manboob height, and he fried everyone's faces off.
34 – Easier to play 14-17-20 stretches on the the low E, high up the neck. |
33 – Shawn Lane had his up to manboob height, and he fried everyone's faces off.
34 – Easier to play 14-17-20 stretches on the the low E, high up the neck. |
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Posted: Jan 11, 2008 3:53 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 reversed mohawk |
34 - Because when I practice I'm sitting down and playing the guitar up higher while standing up is closer to that position. And who wants to look like a neanderthal... all hunched over trying like hell to play while your wrist and back r getting all f'd up |
34 - Because when I practice I'm sitting down and playing the guitar up higher while standing up is closer to that position. And who wants to look like a neanderthal... all hunched over trying like hell to play while your wrist and back r getting all f'd up |
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Posted: Jan 16, 2008 9:00 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 The Dark Jackal |
35 - Just because you don't have to use the guitar down low to play it! |
35 - Just because you don't have to use the guitar down low to play it! |
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Posted: Jan 18, 2008 3:25 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 firebreath07 |
36 - Because then I don't have to look like I'm masturbating whenever I play |
36 - Because then I don't have to look like I'm masturbating whenever I play |
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Posted: Jan 19, 2008 5:46 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 matthewsims |
37- To look like the beatles |
37- To look like the beatles |
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Posted: Jan 19, 2008 4:54 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 ECwomantoneman |
^^^win
38 - the guitar feels more like an extension of your body, rather than an instrument |
^^^win
38 - the guitar feels more like an extension of your body, rather than an instrument |
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Posted: Jan 27, 2008 5:29 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 forsaknazrael |
39 - I find it easier to do all my "rockstar" poses... |
39 - I find it easier to do all my "rockstar" poses... |
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Posted: Jan 28, 2008 3:31 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 petrucci_owns86 |
40. I can spin the guitar around my head alot easier. |
40. I can spin the guitar around my head alot easier. |
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Posted: Jan 31, 2008 2:13 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Thrall |
41. - Because I play while on my knees.
42. - In loving memory of Abraham Lincoln. |
41. - Because I play while on my knees.
42. - In loving memory of Abraham Lincoln. |
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Posted: Feb 1, 2008 3:04 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 jake911 |
43.-easier to scratch my balls. |
43.-easier to scratch my balls. |
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Posted: Feb 2, 2008 4:49 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 HelpTravesty |
44. I can jump around and stand on top of the monitor. Then while doing hammer-ons and pull-offs with my left hand, I raise my right hand to my ear as if asking the crowd, "want some more?" |
44. I can jump around and stand on top of the monitor. Then while doing hammer-ons and pull-offs with my left hand, I raise my right hand to my ear as if asking the crowd, "want some more?" |
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Posted: Feb 6, 2008 1:38 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 umpalumpaman |
45. I dont like it by my penis. it hurts my balls. |
45. I dont like it by my penis. it hurts my balls. |
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Posted: Feb 7, 2008 11:40 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 Nitroduck |
46. because I don't like carpal tunnel syndrome |
46. because I don't like carpal tunnel syndrome |
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Posted: Feb 18, 2008 1:15 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Ace Frehley |
47. It makes playing a lot more easier and clearer!Just like playing classic guitar! |
47. It makes playing a lot more easier and clearer!Just like playing classic guitar! |
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Posted: Feb 20, 2008 7:45 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 DreamTheater09 |
48. cause i actually suck and i need to trick ppl into thinking im good
lol |
48. cause i actually suck and i need to trick ppl into thinking im good
lol |
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Posted: Feb 23, 2008 12:40 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 arm the masses |
49. cause tom plays that high. |
49. cause tom plays that high. |
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Posted: Feb 27, 2008 2:22 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 mike.h |
50. To cover my man-tits |
50. To cover my man-tits |
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Posted: Mar 2, 2008 7:05 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 ltmusicman |
51. It's like I never even left my comfy chair at home |
51. It's like I never even left my comfy chair at home |
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Posted: Mar 18, 2008 3:09 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 parkerfly123 |
52. Because Frank Gambale looks so funny, and I want to look funny too |
52. Because Frank Gambale looks so funny, and I want to look funny too |
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Posted: Mar 19, 2008 4:06 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 wesman69 |
i do it because i like to spin kick and go nutz |
i do it because i like to spin kick and go nutz |
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Posted: Mar 21, 2008 10:03 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 Simonwalker |
I have the epic win reason
53. Because the strap doesn't reach low anyways.... I'm too damn tall. |
I have the epic win reason
53. Because the strap doesn't reach low anyways.... I'm too damn tall. |
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Posted: Mar 22, 2008 9:04 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 TheMuffinMan40 |
54. It makes playing a ton easier. and if i sit down the strap doesnt get in the way. |
54. It makes playing a ton easier. and if i sit down the strap doesnt get in the way. |
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Posted: Mar 27, 2008 2:34 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 JimmyDean73 |
55. Because that last guy forgot his number |
55. Because that last guy forgot his number |
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Posted: Mar 29, 2008 6:22 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Havok19 |
56. I do it for teh lulz |
56. I do it for teh lulz |
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Posted: Apr 2, 2008 10:24 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 cheesetabman |
57. just to say than we like Tom Morello |
57. just to say than we like Tom Morello |
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Posted: Apr 6, 2008 5:23 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 vitorp07 |
58. Because that's the way i learned it and of course also because i'm a huge fan of Tom Morello |
58. Because that's the way i learned it and of course also because i'm a huge fan of Tom Morello |
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Posted: Apr 9, 2008 7:05 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 [[BurnTheDusk]] |
59. Because even thought i dont like morello i still enjoy being able to actualy .. ahem.. PLAY PERFECT |
59. Because even thought i dont like morello i still enjoy being able to actualy .. ahem.. PLAY PERFECT |
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Posted: Apr 13, 2008 6:40 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 [[BurnTheDusk]] |
60. When i was a little boy me daddy always said
YOU AINT NO GANGSTA PULL YOU DAMN GUITAR STRAP UP
aha just ****in with yeah i hate the whole "gangster mindset"
and well rap in general |
60. When i was a little boy me daddy always said
YOU AINT NO GANGSTA PULL YOU DAMN GUITAR STRAP UP
aha just ****in with yeah i hate the whole "gangster mindset"
and well rap in general |
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Posted: Apr 13, 2008 6:43 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 Kingjoshinho |
61 - My Guitar Hero strap will only go so long. |
61 - My Guitar Hero strap will only go so long. |
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Posted: May 2, 2008 2:13 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 coffeeguy9 |
62. No belt scratches on the back of your guitar. |
62. No belt scratches on the back of your guitar. |
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Posted: May 3, 2008 3:50 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 cheesetabman |
forsaknazrael wrote on Sep 10th, 2007 at 4:23pm : 1 - It's more comfortable, to me.
| 63 - It`s more comfortable to me too |
forsaknazrael wrote on Sep 10th, 2007 at 4:23pm : 1 - It's more comfortable, to me.
| 63 - It`s more comfortable to me too |
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Posted: May 3, 2008 9:26 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 telemetal |
64. We do it for the lulz (sorry had to say it)
65. It's just downright easier to play |
64. We do it for the lulz (sorry had to say it)
65. It's just downright easier to play |
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Posted: May 11, 2008 2:31 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Beakwithteeth |
66. Because I hate all aspects of rocker cliche
67. To make people ask questions (Why don't you play guitar low like a normal person?) |
66. Because I hate all aspects of rocker cliche
67. To make people ask questions (Why don't you play guitar low like a normal person?) |
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Posted: May 17, 2008 4:13 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Albino_Rhino |
68. To show off my 6-pack! |
68. To show off my 6-pack! |
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Posted: May 20, 2008 12:44 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 SorrowHarvester |
69. Because i'm not Duff McKagan |
69. Because i'm not Duff McKagan |
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Posted: May 26, 2008 11:42 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 maroon5sucks |
70. cause maroon5 doesnt |
70. cause maroon5 doesnt |
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Posted: Jun 13, 2008 1:52 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Drome371 |
71. cuz u feel like you're loosing all blood circulation when playing low |
71. cuz u feel like you're loosing all blood circulation when playing low |
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Posted: Jun 15, 2008 2:21 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 veggiederek |
72. people say 'why do you wear your guitar like that' and i can say 'why do you wear your face like that?' |
72. people say 'why do you wear your guitar like that' and i can say 'why do you wear your face like that?' |
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Posted: Jun 16, 2008 1:26 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Drome371 |
73. cuz i play guitar hero like that XD |
73. cuz i play guitar hero like that XD |
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Posted: Jun 16, 2008 5:58 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 TacticalMuffin |
^
Shame.
74. Cell phone elbow got me... |
^
Shame.
74. Cell phone elbow got me... |
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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 4:52 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Drome371 |
shut up, i bet u brag to all your friends about how u got 85% on Welcome to the Jungle on medium
let's see...
75. so i don't hit anyone with my axe when i spin around |
shut up, i bet u brag to all your friends about how u got 85% on Welcome to the Jungle on medium
let's see...
75. so i don't hit anyone with my axe when i spin around |
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Posted: Jun 19, 2008 6:46 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 veggiederek |
man, quit bein cool because you play guitar hero....crap
76. chicks get to see my package |
man, quit bein cool because you play guitar hero....crap
76. chicks get to see my package |
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Posted: Jun 19, 2008 11:16 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 oddbod92 |
can't believe no1 picked up on this one...
77. so I can utilise the sustainer, KP2, Killswitch and scratch the strings, depress the whammy bar, lean into the cabinet and make my guitar sound like a screeching monkey on a helicopter with a DJ who's singing backwards whilst banging his head... so basically "so I can play like Tom Morello" |
can't believe no1 picked up on this one...
77. so I can utilise the sustainer, KP2, Killswitch and scratch the strings, depress the whammy bar, lean into the cabinet and make my guitar sound like a screeching monkey on a helicopter with a DJ who's singing backwards whilst banging his head... so basically "so I can play like Tom Morello" |
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Posted: Jun 20, 2008 8:12 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 Drome371 |
^ lol to # 77
oh, and ppl said #76 like 50 times. but i did find 72 funny, so you're off the hook
i bet you think you're so cool because u picked on someone younger than you |
^ lol to # 77
oh, and ppl said #76 like 50 times. but i did find 72 funny, so you're off the hook
i bet you think you're so cool because u picked on someone younger than you |
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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 9:23 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 stonykid |
#78 because i'm gay =D |
#78 because i'm gay =D |
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Posted: Jun 25, 2008 10:10 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 veggiederek |
thank you, Mr. Drome371
#79 because im NOT gay =D |
thank you, Mr. Drome371
#79 because im NOT gay =D |
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Posted: Jul 1, 2008 12:46 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 metallicafan616 |
#78 because i like to be able to shred! |
#78 because i like to be able to shred! |
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Posted: Jul 4, 2008 10:11 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 Phillitalian |
81. Because RR shapes look cool when they're up that high |
81. Because RR shapes look cool when they're up that high |
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Posted: Jul 9, 2008 2:05 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 mlogans91 |
82. Because my strap goes to 11 and I want to use it's full potential. |
82. Because my strap goes to 11 and I want to use it's full potential. |
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Posted: Jul 17, 2008 8:45 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 darth awsome |
83. Its good Technique
84. 3 Note per string pentatonics Al la Rusty Cooley |
83. Its good Technique
84. 3 Note per string pentatonics Al la Rusty Cooley |
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Posted: Aug 4, 2008 9:22 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 Scum-bag Carrol |
85. Easier to solo |
85. Easier to solo |
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Posted: Aug 7, 2008 12:19 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 itgoesto11 |
86. shredding is easier that way |
86. shredding is easier that way |
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Posted: Aug 23, 2008 10:50 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 ramm_ty |
87. cause stone cold said so |
87. cause stone cold said so |
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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 5:56 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Highwaytohell |
88. Because I dont have to conform to this modern Idea of looking like an Idiot with the guitar so low. Hell I do it oldschool like ACDC and look like an Idiot that way. Rock is not about doing what other people are doing. Besides when I put my guitar that damn low, it feels like i'm trying to pick up a pennie off the floor. fucking annoying... |
88. Because I dont have to conform to this modern Idea of looking like an Idiot with the guitar so low. Hell I do it oldschool like ACDC and look like an Idiot that way. Rock is not about doing what other people are doing. Besides when I put my guitar that damn low, it feels like i'm trying to pick up a pennie off the floor. fucking annoying... |
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Posted: Aug 30, 2008 7:58 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 Jawshuwa |
89. It allows me to play 63 hours a day, because I am able to time warp by playing 400 notes per second. |
89. It allows me to play 63 hours a day, because I am able to time warp by playing 400 notes per second. |
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Posted: Sep 1, 2008 5:59 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Grif22 |
90. Because i don't like kicking my guitar around when i walk. |
90. Because i don't like kicking my guitar around when i walk. |
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Posted: Sep 2, 2008 6:00 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 [[BurnTheDusk]] |
91. Because if I dont the gnomes will have won! |
91. Because if I dont the gnomes will have won! |
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Posted: Sep 2, 2008 6:37 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 sakura'sdarkest |
92.Because I play mathcore...and its hard to play mathcore that low.. |
92.Because I play mathcore...and its hard to play mathcore that low.. |
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Posted: Sep 6, 2008 1:28 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 Drome371 |
93. because if you have it low you can't kick the air |
93. because if you have it low you can't kick the air |
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Posted: Sep 11, 2008 1:01 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 Snake™ |
94 - Because I want control over my guitar |
94 - Because I want control over my guitar |
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Posted: Sep 14, 2008 4:33 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 symanoy |
95: cos then i can jump around and go nuts with out the guitar flapping round everywhere and still play good |
95: cos then i can jump around and go nuts with out the guitar flapping round everywhere and still play good |
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Posted: Sep 17, 2008 8:43 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 Drome371 |
96: because i felt like it
97: because we're almost to 100. keep it going!! XD |
96: because i felt like it
97: because we're almost to 100. keep it going!! XD |
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Posted: Sep 20, 2008 2:41 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Highwaytohell |
98. So the women can look at my junk  |
98. So the women can look at my junk :D |
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Posted: Sep 26, 2008 2:59 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Drome371 |
99: because 98's been used like 500 times  |
99: because 98's been used like 500 times :p |
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Posted: Sep 30, 2008 1:19 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 ortrigger |
100: because i suck and if i fall into bad technique i'll suck even worse. |
100: because i suck and if i fall into bad technique i'll suck even worse. |
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Posted: Sep 30, 2008 5:48 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Freepower |
101: So that I can karate kick picks.  |
101: So that I can karate kick picks. :D |
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Posted: Oct 25, 2008 12:13 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 Starstorm |
102 - I feel like I have better fret access without straining my hands, plus you never know when you'll have to dropkick someone. That's something to always keep in mind. |
102 - I feel like I have better fret access without straining my hands, plus you never know when you'll have to dropkick someone. That's something to always keep in mind. |
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Posted: Nov 3, 2008 6:56 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 rozza18 |
103: My legs can move more freely so i cn use pedals |
103: My legs can move more freely so i cn use pedals |
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Posted: Nov 5, 2008 5:48 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 forsaknazrael |
104 - I'm not a member of Behemoth. |
104 - I'm not a member of Behemoth. |
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Posted: Nov 17, 2008 7:41 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 Delta3Xray |
105: because i don't wanna scrape my guitar on the ground  |
105: because i don't wanna scrape my guitar on the ground :p |
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Posted: Dec 31, 2008 8:24 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 rancidryan |
106, because im not metallicas bassist |
106, because im not metallicas bassist |
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Posted: Jan 7, 2009 10:43 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Delta3Xray |
107: because metallica's bassist (rob trujillo) looks like a gorilla |
107: because metallica's bassist (rob trujillo) looks like a gorilla |
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Posted: Jan 11, 2009 10:26 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 Scowmoo |
108: "Why do you wear your guitar up so high?"
"Because I can touch myself at night"
XD |
108: "Why do you wear your guitar up so high?"
"Because I can touch myself at night"
XD |
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Posted: Feb 12, 2009 6:30 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 XmaximX |
109: See '31' |
109: See '31' |
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 9:33 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Shrub74 |
110. Because P. Diddy plays his guitar low.
I don't wanna do it if diddy did it.
111. (1337 a palindromic number!) So I can get some autoerotic strangling along with my autoerotic shredding. |
110. Because P. Diddy plays his guitar low.
I don't wanna do it if diddy did it.
111. (1337 a palindromic number!) So I can get some autoerotic strangling along with my autoerotic shredding. |
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 12:21 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 t0w3r_b0i |
111. Because I think it's easier to play, and my nutz need room to breathe when I'm playing  |
111. Because I think it's easier to play, and my nutz need room to breathe when I'm playing  |
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Posted: May 20, 2009 3:33 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 necrosis1193 |
112. Because it makes playing more than power chords and open E and A chords comfortable. |
112. Because it makes playing more than power chords and open E and A chords comfortable. |
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Posted: Jun 5, 2009 7:37 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 CHOCOmoney |
113. So I don't scratch the guitar with my belt/pants buckle/pen0r, and it's better for my prematurely arthritic wrists. |
113. So I don't scratch the guitar with my belt/pants buckle/pen0r, and it's better for my prematurely arthritic wrists. |
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Posted: Jun 8, 2009 12:03 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 ~Shred Hero~ |
114. So I can use my pen0r as a whammy bar on stage. |
114. So I can use my pen0r as a whammy bar on stage. |
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Posted: Jun 29, 2009 10:23 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 Mattylightning |
115. So i can look AND play good |
115. So i can look AND play good |
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Posted: Jul 7, 2009 2:23 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 selibucaz |
113. because thats just me. (is this really 113? because it went from 78-81?) |
113. because thats just me. (is this really 113? because it went from 78-81?) |
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Posted: Jul 12, 2009 7:31 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 JeremyKing |
114. so i can see the fretboard instead of my knees. |
114. so i can see the fretboard instead of my knees. |
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Posted: Jul 14, 2009 3:13 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 1201ZJ |
115. So i can play songs like 'Whiplash' by Metallica with a lot of fast alt picking without fucking up |
115. So i can play songs like 'Whiplash' by Metallica with a lot of fast alt picking without fucking up |
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Posted: Jul 14, 2009 3:58 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 muckypup |
116. because i want to avoid carpal tunnel in my wrists |
116. because i want to avoid carpal tunnel in my wrists |
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Posted: Aug 2, 2009 3:19 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 travislausch |
117. I don't play naked, so I have no need to hide my junk. |
117. I don't play naked, so I have no need to hide my junk. |
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Posted: Aug 6, 2009 5:24 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 museiscool |
118. cos i get boners if the guitar rubs against my crutch
119. cos my teacher said so! and i play better! |
118. cos i get boners if the guitar rubs against my crutch
119. cos my teacher said so! and i play better! |
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Posted: Aug 27, 2009 9:24 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 qsceszxdwa |
120. Feels good man |
120. Feels good man |
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Posted: Aug 28, 2009 12:14 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 NSNF |
121. I'm afraid that if the strap suddenly broke, the guitar will break. |
121. I'm afraid that if the strap suddenly broke, the guitar will break. |
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Posted: Aug 31, 2009 3:14 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 Hotpress |
122. Because my arms are too short to reach down. |
122. Because my arms are too short to reach down. |
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Posted: Aug 31, 2009 9:01 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 MonkeyLink07 |
133 - So I don't hit the top of my half-stack |
133 - So I don't hit the top of my half-stack |
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Posted: Sep 1, 2009 1:54 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 Hell Kaiser Ryo |
qsceszxdwa wrote on Aug 27th, 2009 at 7:14pm : 120. Feels good man |
Oh you.
134. Because you touch yourself at night.
135. I like my guitar up high. End of story. |
[QUOTE u='qsceszxdwa' d='2009-08-27 19:14:52']120. Feels good man[/QUOTE]
Oh you.
134. Because you touch yourself at night.
135. I like my guitar up high. End of story. |
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Posted: Nov 22, 2009 1:35 AM - Quote - Report! |
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 goozers |
it makes it much easyier to rach the frets and i get a cleaner tone |
it makes it much easyier to rach the frets and i get a cleaner tone |
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Posted: Nov 23, 2009 11:54 PM - Quote - Report! |
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 rockahollic1 |
136. It helps me become one with my axe (")(-.-)(") |
136. It helps me become one with my axe (")(-.-)(") |
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Posted: Dec 10, 2009 5:17 AM - Quote - Report! |