"I play my guitar as high as Tom Morello"

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Reasons why we play our guitars up high...

forsaknazrael

1 - It's more comfortable, to me.
1 - It's more comfortable, to me.
Posted: Sep 10, 2007 9:23 PM - Quote - Report!

SchitzoJoe

2 - I'm less afraid about messing up a solo, because, well, I won't. 2 - I'm less afraid about messing up a solo, because, well, I won't.
Posted: Sep 17, 2007 5:20 AM - Quote - Report!

Gabel

3. I can play on the same as I practice on 3. I can play on the same as I practice on
Posted: Sep 19, 2007 6:20 PM - Quote - Report!

forsaknazrael

4 - Girls have a clear view of my package. 4 - Girls have a clear view of my package.
Posted: Sep 23, 2007 7:16 PM - Quote - Report!

acidtone

5 - because im not zakk wylde 5 - because im not zakk wylde
Posted: Sep 29, 2007 9:40 AM - Quote - Report!

kdownes

6 - Because I have a bad back and it hurts like sh*t to play it low. 6 - Because I have a bad back and it hurts like sh*t to play it low.
Posted: Oct 4, 2007 10:27 AM - Quote - Report!

fli.pansy

7 - Because when you're in control of the guitar, you have the power to control the universe. 7 - Because when you're in control of the guitar, you have the power to control the universe.
Posted: Oct 10, 2007 6:02 AM - Quote - Report!

forsaknazrael

8 - Makes neck bends and tapping easier. 8 - Makes neck bends and tapping easier.
Posted: Oct 28, 2007 4:14 PM - Quote - Report!

fixationdarknes

9 - Because it makes US the ones who look cool due to actually being able to play all of our riffs/solos without mistake. 9 - Because it makes US the ones who look cool due to actually being able to play all of our riffs/solos without mistake.
Posted: Oct 29, 2007 5:55 PM - Quote - Report!

dogismycopilot

10 - because i am NOT a member of Korn. 10 - because i am NOT a member of Korn.
Posted: Nov 2, 2007 9:21 AM - Quote - Report!

VIRUSDETECTED

11 - Because I'm just cool like that. 11 - Because I'm just cool like that.
Posted: Nov 5, 2007 11:49 AM - Quote - Report!

PendulousThread

12 - Cus playing guitar down low is about as natural as playing a drum kit standing up 12 - Cus playing guitar down low is about as natural as playing a drum kit standing up
Posted: Nov 10, 2007 6:39 PM - Quote - Report!

WH15P3R

13 - I don't like looking like a gorilla. 13 - I don't like looking like a gorilla.
Posted: Nov 16, 2007 11:17 PM - Quote - Report!

JMXW

14 - Because I'm a beast. 14 - Because I'm a beast.
Posted: Nov 19, 2007 12:19 AM - Quote - Report!

Bendrix

15 - Coz having it higher up makes spanning your hand over large chords a cinch 15 - Coz having it higher up makes spanning your hand over large chords a cinch
Posted: Nov 26, 2007 8:29 AM - Quote - Report!

JOEYPWNSU

16 - because i can 16 - because i can
Posted: Nov 28, 2007 3:47 AM - Quote - Report!

Dance_of_Death

17 - Becasue i have small hands :( 17 - Becasue i have small hands :(
Posted: Nov 28, 2007 4:31 AM - Quote - Report!

DaddyTwoFoot

18 - Because I can sit and stand while practicing and my guitar is in the same spot on my body. 18 - Because I can sit and stand while practicing and my guitar is in the same spot on my body.
Posted: Nov 28, 2007 11:39 PM - Quote - Report!

forsaknazrael

19 - Makes it easier to melt faces. 19 - Makes it easier to melt faces.
Posted: Dec 10, 2007 6:59 AM - Quote - Report!

petrucci_owns86

20 - makes fast rythm playing easier & makes solos easier 20 - makes fast rythm playing easier & makes solos easier
Posted: Dec 12, 2007 3:46 AM - Quote - Report!

envoykrawkwar7

21- two words, toungue harmonics 21- two words, toungue harmonics
Posted: Dec 12, 2007 10:19 PM - Quote - Report!

petrucci_owns86

^^ lmao


22 - im not james hetfield in the 80's.....and im not rob trujillo of present day
^^ lmao


22 - im not james hetfield in the 80's.....and im not rob trujillo of present day
Posted: Dec 15, 2007 8:54 AM - Quote - Report!

kool98769

23 - to use my guitar as a bra...too bad i dont have boobs... :( 23 - to use my guitar as a bra...too bad i dont have boobs... :(
Posted: Dec 16, 2007 7:38 AM - Quote - Report!

MrSheen

23.5 - I find it easier to play. 23.5 - I find it easier to play.
Posted: Dec 16, 2007 12:53 PM - Quote - Report!

webbtje

24- Because I owe it to my rebellious legacy to play with my guitar high, to escape conformism. Also, when it's down low I have to bend wrists, and bent wrists=sloppiness. 24- Because I owe it to my rebellious legacy to play with my guitar high, to escape conformism. Also, when it's down low I have to bend wrists, and bent wrists=sloppiness.
Posted: Dec 16, 2007 10:16 PM - Quote - Report!

.Epidemic

25. Playing low kills all speed, control and ergonomic playing.

26. Looking cool only gets you a Rhythm spot in a band.

27. Makes your instrument feel lighter.
25. Playing low kills all speed, control and ergonomic playing.

26. Looking cool only gets you a Rhythm spot in a band.

27. Makes your instrument feel lighter.
Posted: Dec 19, 2007 2:37 AM - Quote - Report!

TacticalMuffin

28. Because Tom Morello is the shit. 28. Because Tom Morello is the shit.
Posted: Dec 23, 2007 4:10 PM - Quote - Report!

rush5757

29. Because nothing beats the comfort of swamp ash rubbin against mah nips, which leads to an erection which the ladies get to watch because my geetars up so high! Sweet! 29. Because nothing beats the comfort of swamp ash rubbin against mah nips, which leads to an erection which the ladies get to watch because my geetars up so high! Sweet!
Posted: Dec 23, 2007 6:48 PM - Quote - Report!

evening_crow

30. Because it allows me to play all the notes i need and makes palm muting easier and gives it a lower sound. 30. Because it allows me to play all the notes i need and makes palm muting easier and gives it a lower sound.
Posted: Dec 31, 2007 8:23 AM - Quote - Report!

synpet713192

31. Because Petrucci wears it that high, and he pwns everyone. 31. Because Petrucci wears it that high, and he pwns everyone.
Posted: Dec 31, 2007 9:55 PM - Quote - Report!

kool98769

32 - Because Juan Alderete wears his bass high...and he can play 16th notes with his fingers. 32 - Because Juan Alderete wears his bass high...and he can play 16th notes with his fingers.
Posted: Jan 7, 2008 12:56 AM - Quote - Report!

DaFjory

33 Shawn Lane had his up to manboob height, and he fried everyone's faces off.

34 Easier to play 14-17-20 stretches on the the low E, high up the neck.
33 Shawn Lane had his up to manboob height, and he fried everyone's faces off.

34 Easier to play 14-17-20 stretches on the the low E, high up the neck.
Posted: Jan 11, 2008 3:53 AM - Quote - Report!

reversed mohawk

34 - Because when I practice I'm sitting down and playing the guitar up higher while standing up is closer to that position. And who wants to look like a neanderthal... all hunched over trying like hell to play while your wrist and back r getting all f'd up 34 - Because when I practice I'm sitting down and playing the guitar up higher while standing up is closer to that position. And who wants to look like a neanderthal... all hunched over trying like hell to play while your wrist and back r getting all f'd up
Posted: Jan 16, 2008 9:00 AM - Quote - Report!

The Dark Jackal

35 - Just because you don't have to use the guitar down low to play it! 35 - Just because you don't have to use the guitar down low to play it!
Posted: Jan 18, 2008 3:25 PM - Quote - Report!

firebreath07

36 - Because then I don't have to look like I'm masturbating whenever I play 36 - Because then I don't have to look like I'm masturbating whenever I play
Posted: Jan 19, 2008 5:46 AM - Quote - Report!

matthewsims

37- To look like the beatles 37- To look like the beatles
Posted: Jan 19, 2008 4:54 PM - Quote - Report!

ECwomantoneman

^^^win


38 - the guitar feels more like an extension of your body, rather than an instrument
^^^win


38 - the guitar feels more like an extension of your body, rather than an instrument
Posted: Jan 27, 2008 5:29 PM - Quote - Report!

forsaknazrael

39 - I find it easier to do all my "rockstar" poses... 39 - I find it easier to do all my "rockstar" poses...
Posted: Jan 28, 2008 3:31 PM - Quote - Report!

petrucci_owns86

40. I can spin the guitar around my head alot easier. 40. I can spin the guitar around my head alot easier.
Posted: Jan 31, 2008 2:13 AM - Quote - Report!

Thrall

41. - Because I play while on my knees.

42. - In loving memory of Abraham Lincoln.
41. - Because I play while on my knees.

42. - In loving memory of Abraham Lincoln.
Posted: Feb 1, 2008 3:04 AM - Quote - Report!

jake911

43.-easier to scratch my balls. 43.-easier to scratch my balls.
Posted: Feb 2, 2008 4:49 PM - Quote - Report!

HelpTravesty

44. I can jump around and stand on top of the monitor. Then while doing hammer-ons and pull-offs with my left hand, I raise my right hand to my ear as if asking the crowd, "want some more?" 44. I can jump around and stand on top of the monitor. Then while doing hammer-ons and pull-offs with my left hand, I raise my right hand to my ear as if asking the crowd, "want some more?"
Posted: Feb 6, 2008 1:38 AM - Quote - Report!

umpalumpaman

45. I dont like it by my penis. it hurts my balls. 45. I dont like it by my penis. it hurts my balls.
Posted: Feb 7, 2008 11:40 PM - Quote - Report!

Nitroduck

46. because I don't like carpal tunnel syndrome 46. because I don't like carpal tunnel syndrome
Posted: Feb 18, 2008 1:15 AM - Quote - Report!

Ace Frehley

47. It makes playing a lot more easier and clearer!Just like playing classic guitar! 47. It makes playing a lot more easier and clearer!Just like playing classic guitar!
Posted: Feb 20, 2008 7:45 PM - Quote - Report!

DreamTheater09

48. cause i actually suck and i need to trick ppl into thinking im good

lol
48. cause i actually suck and i need to trick ppl into thinking im good

lol
Posted: Feb 23, 2008 12:40 AM - Quote - Report!

arm the masses

49. cause tom plays that high. 49. cause tom plays that high.
Posted: Feb 27, 2008 2:22 PM - Quote - Report!

mike.h

50. To cover my man-tits 50. To cover my man-tits
Posted: Mar 2, 2008 7:05 AM - Quote - Report!

ltmusicman

51. It's like I never even left my comfy chair at home 51. It's like I never even left my comfy chair at home
Posted: Mar 18, 2008 3:09 AM - Quote - Report!

parkerfly123

52. Because Frank Gambale looks so funny, and I want to look funny too 52. Because Frank Gambale looks so funny, and I want to look funny too
Posted: Mar 19, 2008 4:06 AM - Quote - Report!

wesman69

i do it because i like to spin kick and go nutz i do it because i like to spin kick and go nutz
Posted: Mar 21, 2008 10:03 PM - Quote - Report!

Simonwalker

I have the epic win reason


53. Because the strap doesn't reach low anyways.... I'm too damn tall.
I have the epic win reason


53. Because the strap doesn't reach low anyways.... I'm too damn tall.
Posted: Mar 22, 2008 9:04 PM - Quote - Report!

TheMuffinMan40

54. It makes playing a ton easier. and if i sit down the strap doesnt get in the way. 54. It makes playing a ton easier. and if i sit down the strap doesnt get in the way.
Posted: Mar 27, 2008 2:34 PM - Quote - Report!

JimmyDean73

55. Because that last guy forgot his number 55. Because that last guy forgot his number
Posted: Mar 29, 2008 6:22 AM - Quote - Report!

Havok19

56. I do it for teh lulz 56. I do it for teh lulz
Posted: Apr 2, 2008 10:24 PM - Quote - Report!

cheesetabman

57. just to say than we like Tom Morello 57. just to say than we like Tom Morello
Posted: Apr 6, 2008 5:23 PM - Quote - Report!

vitorp07

58. Because that's the way i learned it and of course also because i'm a huge fan of Tom Morello 58. Because that's the way i learned it and of course also because i'm a huge fan of Tom Morello
Posted: Apr 9, 2008 7:05 AM - Quote - Report!

[[BurnTheDusk]]

59. Because even thought i dont like morello i still enjoy being able to actualy .. ahem.. PLAY PERFECT 59. Because even thought i dont like morello i still enjoy being able to actualy .. ahem.. PLAY PERFECT
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 6:40 PM - Quote - Report!

[[BurnTheDusk]]

60. When i was a little boy me daddy always said

YOU AINT NO GANGSTA PULL YOU DAMN GUITAR STRAP UP

aha just ****in with yeah i hate the whole "gangster mindset"

and well rap in general
60. When i was a little boy me daddy always said

YOU AINT NO GANGSTA PULL YOU DAMN GUITAR STRAP UP

aha just ****in with yeah i hate the whole "gangster mindset"

and well rap in general
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 6:43 PM - Quote - Report!

Kingjoshinho

61 - My Guitar Hero strap will only go so long. 61 - My Guitar Hero strap will only go so long.
Posted: May 2, 2008 2:13 AM - Quote - Report!

coffeeguy9

62. No belt scratches on the back of your guitar. 62. No belt scratches on the back of your guitar.
Posted: May 3, 2008 3:50 AM - Quote - Report!

cheesetabman

forsaknazrael wrote on Sep 10th, 2007 at 4:23pm :
1 - It's more comfortable, to me.
63 - It`s more comfortable to me too
forsaknazrael wrote on Sep 10th, 2007 at 4:23pm :
1 - It's more comfortable, to me.
63 - It`s more comfortable to me too
Posted: May 3, 2008 9:26 PM - Quote - Report!

telemetal

64. We do it for the lulz (sorry had to say it)


65. It's just downright easier to play
64. We do it for the lulz (sorry had to say it)


65. It's just downright easier to play
Posted: May 11, 2008 2:31 AM - Quote - Report!

Beakwithteeth

66. Because I hate all aspects of rocker cliche


67. To make people ask questions (Why don't you play guitar low like a normal person?)
66. Because I hate all aspects of rocker cliche


67. To make people ask questions (Why don't you play guitar low like a normal person?)
Posted: May 17, 2008 4:13 AM - Quote - Report!

Albino_Rhino

68. To show off my 6-pack! 68. To show off my 6-pack!
Posted: May 20, 2008 12:44 AM - Quote - Report!

SorrowHarvester

69. Because i'm not Duff McKagan 69. Because i'm not Duff McKagan
Posted: May 26, 2008 11:42 AM - Quote - Report!

maroon5sucks

70. cause maroon5 doesnt 70. cause maroon5 doesnt
Posted: Jun 13, 2008 1:52 AM - Quote - Report!

Drome371

71. cuz u feel like you're loosing all blood circulation when playing low 71. cuz u feel like you're loosing all blood circulation when playing low
Posted: Jun 15, 2008 2:21 AM - Quote - Report!

veggiederek

72. people say 'why do you wear your guitar like that' and i can say 'why do you wear your face like that?' 72. people say 'why do you wear your guitar like that' and i can say 'why do you wear your face like that?'
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 1:26 AM - Quote - Report!

Drome371

73. cuz i play guitar hero like that XD 73. cuz i play guitar hero like that XD
Posted: Jun 16, 2008 5:58 PM - Quote - Report!

TacticalMuffin

^

Shame.

74. Cell phone elbow got me...
^

Shame.

74. Cell phone elbow got me...
Posted: Jun 17, 2008 4:52 AM - Quote - Report!

Drome371

shut up, i bet u brag to all your friends about how u got 85% on Welcome to the Jungle on medium

let's see...

75. so i don't hit anyone with my axe when i spin around
shut up, i bet u brag to all your friends about how u got 85% on Welcome to the Jungle on medium

let's see...

75. so i don't hit anyone with my axe when i spin around
Posted: Jun 19, 2008 6:46 PM - Quote - Report!

veggiederek

man, quit bein cool because you play guitar hero....crap

76. chicks get to see my package
man, quit bein cool because you play guitar hero....crap

76. chicks get to see my package
Posted: Jun 19, 2008 11:16 PM - Quote - Report!

oddbod92

can't believe no1 picked up on this one...

77. so I can utilise the sustainer, KP2, Killswitch and scratch the strings, depress the whammy bar, lean into the cabinet and make my guitar sound like a screeching monkey on a helicopter with a DJ who's singing backwards whilst banging his head... so basically "so I can play like Tom Morello"
can't believe no1 picked up on this one...

77. so I can utilise the sustainer, KP2, Killswitch and scratch the strings, depress the whammy bar, lean into the cabinet and make my guitar sound like a screeching monkey on a helicopter with a DJ who's singing backwards whilst banging his head... so basically "so I can play like Tom Morello"
Posted: Jun 20, 2008 8:12 PM - Quote - Report!

Drome371

^ lol to # 77

oh, and ppl said #76 like 50 times. but i did find 72 funny, so you're off the hook
i bet you think you're so cool because u picked on someone younger than you
^ lol to # 77

oh, and ppl said #76 like 50 times. but i did find 72 funny, so you're off the hook
i bet you think you're so cool because u picked on someone younger than you
Posted: Jun 22, 2008 9:23 PM - Quote - Report!

stonykid

#78 because i'm gay =D #78 because i'm gay =D
Posted: Jun 25, 2008 10:10 PM - Quote - Report!

veggiederek

thank you, Mr. Drome371

#79 because im NOT gay =D
thank you, Mr. Drome371

#79 because im NOT gay =D
Posted: Jul 1, 2008 12:46 AM - Quote - Report!

metallicafan616

#78 because i like to be able to shred! #78 because i like to be able to shred!
Posted: Jul 4, 2008 10:11 PM - Quote - Report!

Phillitalian

81. Because RR shapes look cool when they're up that high 81. Because RR shapes look cool when they're up that high
Posted: Jul 9, 2008 2:05 AM - Quote - Report!

mlogans91

82. Because my strap goes to 11 and I want to use it's full potential. 82. Because my strap goes to 11 and I want to use it's full potential.
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 8:45 AM - Quote - Report!

darth awsome

83. Its good Technique

84. 3 Note per string pentatonics Al la Rusty Cooley
83. Its good Technique

84. 3 Note per string pentatonics Al la Rusty Cooley
Posted: Aug 4, 2008 9:22 PM - Quote - Report!

Scum-bag Carrol

85. Easier to solo 85. Easier to solo
Posted: Aug 7, 2008 12:19 AM - Quote - Report!

itgoesto11

86. shredding is easier that way 86. shredding is easier that way
Posted: Aug 23, 2008 10:50 PM - Quote - Report!

ramm_ty

87. cause stone cold said so 87. cause stone cold said so
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 5:56 AM - Quote - Report!

Highwaytohell

88. Because I dont have to conform to this modern Idea of looking like an Idiot with the guitar so low. Hell I do it oldschool like ACDC and look like an Idiot that way. Rock is not about doing what other people are doing. Besides when I put my guitar that damn low, it feels like i'm trying to pick up a pennie off the floor. fucking annoying... 88. Because I dont have to conform to this modern Idea of looking like an Idiot with the guitar so low. Hell I do it oldschool like ACDC and look like an Idiot that way. Rock is not about doing what other people are doing. Besides when I put my guitar that damn low, it feels like i'm trying to pick up a pennie off the floor. fucking annoying...
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 7:58 PM - Quote - Report!

Jawshuwa

89. It allows me to play 63 hours a day, because I am able to time warp by playing 400 notes per second. 89. It allows me to play 63 hours a day, because I am able to time warp by playing 400 notes per second.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 5:59 AM - Quote - Report!

Grif22

90. Because i don't like kicking my guitar around when i walk. 90. Because i don't like kicking my guitar around when i walk.
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 6:00 AM - Quote - Report!

[[BurnTheDusk]]

91. Because if I dont the gnomes will have won! 91. Because if I dont the gnomes will have won!
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 6:37 AM - Quote - Report!

sakura'sdarkest

92.Because I play mathcore...and its hard to play mathcore that low.. 92.Because I play mathcore...and its hard to play mathcore that low..
Posted: Sep 6, 2008 1:28 PM - Quote - Report!

Drome371

93. because if you have it low you can't kick the air 93. because if you have it low you can't kick the air
Posted: Sep 11, 2008 1:01 PM - Quote - Report!

Snake

94 - Because I want control over my guitar 94 - Because I want control over my guitar
Posted: Sep 14, 2008 4:33 AM - Quote - Report!

symanoy

95: cos then i can jump around and go nuts with out the guitar flapping round everywhere and still play good 95: cos then i can jump around and go nuts with out the guitar flapping round everywhere and still play good
Posted: Sep 17, 2008 8:43 PM - Quote - Report!

Drome371

96: because i felt like it

97: because we're almost to 100. keep it going!! XD
96: because i felt like it

97: because we're almost to 100. keep it going!! XD
Posted: Sep 20, 2008 2:41 AM - Quote - Report!

Highwaytohell

98. So the women can look at my junk :D 98. So the women can look at my junk :D
Posted: Sep 26, 2008 2:59 AM - Quote - Report!

Drome371

99: because 98's been used like 500 times :p 99: because 98's been used like 500 times :p
Posted: Sep 30, 2008 1:19 AM - Quote - Report!

ortrigger

100: because i suck and if i fall into bad technique i'll suck even worse. 100: because i suck and if i fall into bad technique i'll suck even worse.
Posted: Sep 30, 2008 5:48 AM - Quote - Report!

Freepower

101: So that I can karate kick picks. :D 101: So that I can karate kick picks. :D
Posted: Oct 25, 2008 12:13 PM - Quote - Report!

Starstorm

102 - I feel like I have better fret access without straining my hands, plus you never know when you'll have to dropkick someone. That's something to always keep in mind. 102 - I feel like I have better fret access without straining my hands, plus you never know when you'll have to dropkick someone. That's something to always keep in mind.
Posted: Nov 3, 2008 6:56 PM - Quote - Report!

rozza18

103: My legs can move more freely so i cn use pedals 103: My legs can move more freely so i cn use pedals
Posted: Nov 5, 2008 5:48 PM - Quote - Report!

forsaknazrael

104 - I'm not a member of Behemoth. 104 - I'm not a member of Behemoth.
Posted: Nov 17, 2008 7:41 PM - Quote - Report!

Delta3Xray

105: because i don't wanna scrape my guitar on the ground :p 105: because i don't wanna scrape my guitar on the ground :p
Posted: Dec 31, 2008 8:24 PM - Quote - Report!

rancidryan

106, because im not metallicas bassist 106, because im not metallicas bassist
Posted: Jan 7, 2009 10:43 AM - Quote - Report!

Delta3Xray

107: because metallica's bassist (rob trujillo) looks like a gorilla 107: because metallica's bassist (rob trujillo) looks like a gorilla
Posted: Jan 11, 2009 10:26 PM - Quote - Report!

Scowmoo

108: "Why do you wear your guitar up so high?"
"Because I can touch myself at night"
XD
108: "Why do you wear your guitar up so high?"
"Because I can touch myself at night"
XD
Posted: Feb 12, 2009 6:30 AM - Quote - Report!

XmaximX

109: See '31' 109: See '31'
Posted: Apr 20, 2009 9:33 AM - Quote - Report!

Shrub74

110. Because P. Diddy plays his guitar low. I don't wanna do it if diddy did it. 111. (1337 a palindromic number!) So I can get some autoerotic strangling along with my autoerotic shredding. 110. Because P. Diddy plays his guitar low.
I don't wanna do it if diddy did it.

111. (1337 a palindromic number!) So I can get some autoerotic strangling along with my autoerotic shredding.
Posted: Apr 20, 2009 12:21 PM - Quote - Report!

t0w3r_b0i

111. Because I think it's easier to play, and my nutz need room to breathe when I'm playing :) 111. Because I think it's easier to play, and my nutz need room to breathe when I'm playing :)
Posted: May 20, 2009 3:33 AM - Quote - Report!

necrosis1193

112. Because it makes playing more than power chords and open E and A chords comfortable. 112. Because it makes playing more than power chords and open E and A chords comfortable.
Posted: Jun 5, 2009 7:37 PM - Quote - Report!

CHOCOmoney

113. So I don't scratch the guitar with my belt/pants buckle/pen0r, and it's better for my prematurely arthritic wrists. 113. So I don't scratch the guitar with my belt/pants buckle/pen0r, and it's better for my prematurely arthritic wrists.
Posted: Jun 8, 2009 12:03 AM - Quote - Report!

~Shred Hero~

114. So I can use my pen0r as a whammy bar on stage. 114. So I can use my pen0r as a whammy bar on stage.
Posted: Jun 29, 2009 10:23 PM - Quote - Report!

Mattylightning

115. So i can look AND play good 115. So i can look AND play good
Posted: Jul 7, 2009 2:23 AM - Quote - Report!

selibucaz

113. because thats just me. (is this really 113? because it went from 78-81?) 113. because thats just me. (is this really 113? because it went from 78-81?)
Posted: Jul 12, 2009 7:31 PM - Quote - Report!

JeremyKing

114. so i can see the fretboard instead of my knees. 114. so i can see the fretboard instead of my knees.
Posted: Jul 14, 2009 3:13 AM - Quote - Report!

1201ZJ

115. So i can play songs like 'Whiplash' by Metallica with a lot of fast alt picking without fucking up 115. So i can play songs like 'Whiplash' by Metallica with a lot of fast alt picking without fucking up
Posted: Jul 14, 2009 3:58 AM - Quote - Report!

muckypup

116. because i want to avoid carpal tunnel in my wrists 116. because i want to avoid carpal tunnel in my wrists
Posted: Aug 2, 2009 3:19 PM - Quote - Report!

travislausch

117. I don't play naked, so I have no need to hide my junk. 117. I don't play naked, so I have no need to hide my junk.
Posted: Aug 6, 2009 5:24 PM - Quote - Report!

museiscool

118. cos i get boners if the guitar rubs against my crutch 119. cos my teacher said so! and i play better! 118. cos i get boners if the guitar rubs against my crutch

119. cos my teacher said so! and i play better!
Posted: Aug 27, 2009 9:24 AM - Quote - Report!

qsceszxdwa

120. Feels good man 120. Feels good man
Posted: Aug 28, 2009 12:14 AM - Quote - Report!

NSNF

121. I'm afraid that if the strap suddenly broke, the guitar will break. 121. I'm afraid that if the strap suddenly broke, the guitar will break.
Posted: Aug 31, 2009 3:14 PM - Quote - Report!

Hotpress

122. Because my arms are too short to reach down. 122. Because my arms are too short to reach down.
Posted: Aug 31, 2009 9:01 PM - Quote - Report!

MonkeyLink07

133 - So I don't hit the top of my half-stack 133 - So I don't hit the top of my half-stack
Posted: Sep 1, 2009 1:54 AM - Quote - Report!

Hell Kaiser Ryo

qsceszxdwa wrote on Aug 27th, 2009 at 7:14pm :
120. Feels good man

Oh you.
134. Because you touch yourself at night.
135. I like my guitar up high. End of story.
[QUOTE u='qsceszxdwa' d='2009-08-27 19:14:52']120. Feels good man[/QUOTE] Oh you. 134. Because you touch yourself at night. 135. I like my guitar up high. End of story.
Posted: Nov 22, 2009 1:35 AM - Quote - Report!

goozers

it makes it much easyier to rach the frets and i get a cleaner tone it makes it much easyier to rach the frets and i get a cleaner tone
Posted: Nov 23, 2009 11:54 PM - Quote - Report!

rockahollic1

136. It helps me become one with my axe (")(-.-)(") 136. It helps me become one with my axe (")(-.-)(")
Posted: Dec 10, 2009 5:17 AM - Quote - Report!

SwampAshSpecial

137. because the trem cavity cover on my guitar is off and I don't want to get my balls caught in the trem springs

138. so hot chicks can suck me off while I play
137. because the trem cavity cover on my guitar is off and I don't want to get my balls caught in the trem springs

138. so hot chicks can suck me off while I play
Posted: Dec 18, 2009 2:12 PM - Quote - Report!

In The Mist

139. Because it makes you look cool in a distinguished way.

Also.
139. Because it makes you look cool in a distinguished way.

Also.
Posted: Jan 4, 2010 3:54 AM - Quote - Report!

rockahollic1

140.) Robert Trujillo, and I don't want to look like him...

141.) John Petrucci.
140.) Robert Trujillo, and I don't want to look like him... 141.) John Petrucci.
Posted: Mar 19, 2010 4:08 PM - Quote - Report!

lotechrules

142. It's impossible to play more than 3 strings with it down at your waist 142. It's impossible to play more than 3 strings with it down at your waist
Posted: Mar 29, 2010 8:45 PM - Quote - Report!

kingofdudes161

143. I play my guitar high, so I might as well play my guitar high ^^ (if you catch my drift). 143. I play my guitar high, so I might as well play my guitar high ^^ (if you catch my drift).
Posted: May 23, 2010 5:50 AM - Quote - Report!

bbetances

kingofdudes161 wrote on May 23rd, 2010 at 12:50am :
420. I play my guitar high, so I might as well play my guitar high ^^ (if you catch my drift).


thats more like it!

144. because its easier to move around on stage, and im always runnin around lookin like an idiot lulz
[QUOTE u='kingofdudes161' d='2010-05-23 00:50:25']420. I play my guitar high, so I might as well play my guitar high ^^ (if you catch my drift).[/QUOTE] thats more like it! 144. because its easier to move around on stage, and im always runnin around lookin like an idiot lulz
Posted: Jun 11, 2010 2:50 AM - Quote - Report!

AJSaw

145. its easier to sweep and pinch
146.I can alternate pick faster and palm mute better
145. its easier to sweep and pinch 146.I can alternate pick faster and palm mute better
Posted: Jun 28, 2010 9:43 PM - Quote - Report!

rockahollic1

Jawshuwa wrote on Sep 1st, 2008 at 12:59am :
89. It allows me to play 63 hours a day, because I am able to time warp by playing 400 notes per second.

I thought I was the only one who could do that!

147.) Because now it pisses my bassist and drummer off >:D
[QUOTE u='Jawshuwa' d='2008-09-01 00:59:24']89. It allows me to play 63 hours a day, because I am able to time warp by playing 400 notes per second.[/QUOTE] I thought I was the only one who could do that! 147.) Because now it pisses my bassist and drummer off >:D
Posted: Jul 14, 2010 7:42 AM - Quote - Report!

SatanPriest

148) So I can shred in people's faces without a stage, thus melting said face. 148) So I can shred in people's faces without a stage, thus melting said face.
Posted: Jul 18, 2010 4:12 AM - Quote - Report!

zgbgydug

149. well.. i got these tiny hands.. 149. well.. i got these tiny hands..
Posted: Jul 27, 2010 8:07 PM - Quote - Report!

metalkamikazee

150. I am god 150. I am god
Posted: Jul 27, 2010 9:26 PM - Quote - Report!

AJSaw

metalkamikazee wrote on Jul 27th, 2010 at 4:26pm :
150. I am god

They fired me from that job :sad:
[QUOTE u='metalkamikazee' d='2010-07-27 16:26:49']150. I am god[/QUOTE] They fired me from that job :sad:
Posted: Jul 29, 2010 6:26 AM - Quote - Report!

VishNuRoXoUt

151. I'm 6'8" tall, and it looks silly. 151. I'm 6'8" tall, and it looks silly.
Posted: Sep 5, 2010 5:18 AM - Quote - Report!

necrosis1193

152. It makes it a lot easier to play faster things or oddly/complexly fingered things cleanly. 152. It makes it a lot easier to play faster things or oddly/complexly fingered things cleanly.
Posted: Sep 8, 2010 3:51 AM - Quote - Report!

Caboose911

153. Because now i cant see :( my guitar covers my eyes i wear it so high. 153. Because now i cant see :( my guitar covers my eyes i wear it so high.
Posted: Sep 9, 2010 3:09 AM - Quote - Report!

MaggaraMarine

154. I can't stand those who play guitar low, I think it's ugly to play low. (Bassists should play high too just like John Myung.)
155. It's much much easier to play.
154. I can't stand those who play guitar low, I think it's ugly to play low. (Bassists should play high too just like John Myung.) 155. It's much much easier to play.
Posted: Jan 22, 2011 4:07 PM - Quote - Report!

PIMO

156. because i love women 156. because i love women
Posted: Jan 23, 2011 7:33 AM - Quote - Report!

MaggaraMarine

Lol someone has failed. There are many number 113-115 comments and there's no comment number 119. Learn to count, guys!! Lol someone has failed. There are many number 113-115 comments and there's no comment number 119. Learn to count, guys!!
Posted: Jan 25, 2011 12:11 PM - Quote - Report!

mark3777

157. Because I joined this group, But mainly reason #73. 157. Because I joined this group, But mainly reason #73.
Posted: Apr 13, 2011 11:31 PM - Quote - Report!
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