 Le_Meow117 |
ok back again
ill go first
what did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"yeah, that was nice. see you next month."
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ok back again
ill go first
what did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"yeah, that was nice. see you next month."
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Posted: Jul 10, 2008 7:33 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Drome371 |
did u hear about the michael jackson sale at dillards? all boys' pants are half-off. |
:haha:
did u hear about the michael jackson sale at dillards? all boys' pants are half-off. |
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Posted: Jul 10, 2008 7:34 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Lord Of Donkeys |
^old
Why couldn't they play cards on Noah's Ark? |
^old
Why couldn't they play cards on Noah's Ark? |
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Posted: Jul 10, 2008 8:06 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Drome371 |
yeah i guess it is kind of old...
idk, why? |
yeah i guess it is kind of old...
idk, why? |
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Posted: Jul 10, 2008 8:07 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Lord Of Donkeys |
Noah was standing on the deck!!
lol haha omg that's funny. |
Noah was standing on the deck!!
lol haha omg that's funny. |
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Posted: Jul 10, 2008 8:10 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Drome371 |
lol yeah, that's f-larious |
lol yeah, that's f-larious |
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Posted: Jul 10, 2008 8:16 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Lord Of Donkeys |
wut? |
wut? |
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Posted: Jul 10, 2008 8:17 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Drome371 |
lol idfk, i just had to say that |
lol idfk, i just had to say that |
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Posted: Jul 10, 2008 8:18 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Le_Meow117 |
one day lil' johnny got sent home early. he called for his folks when he got inside, but they didn't answer. he went upstairs and stood outside his parents bedroom and there was all kind of banging and thumping. he opened the door and saw his mum and dad going at it, his mums legs spread and screaming shit like some porn starlet. Johnny, horrified ran out of the room. When his parents realized what happened, they disscused what they should do. they agreed that his father would go find him and talk to him. While walking around the house, he haerd all kinds of banging and thumping coming from grandma's room. His father bust in and saw johnny going at his gran like a 17 year old boy on viagra and Grandma was just riding him like a bucking bronco. his father said "WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENINg HERE?" Johnny replied;" Its not's so pleasant when its YOUR mom!!" |
one day lil' johnny got sent home early. he called for his folks when he got inside, but they didn't answer. he went upstairs and stood outside his parents bedroom and there was all kind of banging and thumping. he opened the door and saw his mum and dad going at it, his mums legs spread and screaming shit like some porn starlet. Johnny, horrified ran out of the room. When his parents realized what happened, they disscused what they should do. they agreed that his father would go find him and talk to him. While walking around the house, he haerd all kinds of banging and thumping coming from grandma's room. His father bust in and saw johnny going at his gran like a 17 year old boy on viagra and Grandma was just riding him like a bucking bronco. his father said "WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENINg HERE?" Johnny replied;" Its not's so pleasant when its YOUR mom!!" |
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Posted: Jul 10, 2008 9:34 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Lord Of Donkeys |
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef. |
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef. |
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Posted: Jul 10, 2008 9:55 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Lord Of Donkeys |
lol, What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The location of the dirtbag. |
lol, What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The location of the dirtbag. |
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Posted: Jul 10, 2008 9:56 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Lord Of Donkeys |
haha, I just found a bunch of Chinese proverbs.
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
I bolded my favorites, but I'm sure you don't care.
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haha, I just found a bunch of Chinese proverbs.
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
I bolded my favorites, but I'm sure you don't care.
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Posted: Jul 10, 2008 9:57 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Drome371 |
wow, those are hilarious |
:haha: wow, those are hilarious |
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Posted: Jul 10, 2008 11:09 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Drome371 |
lol i think it's like a yamaha copy of a strat... i found it on amazon.com, but it wasn't left handed, so i had to keep looking... |
lol i think it's like a yamaha copy of a strat... i found it on amazon.com, but it wasn't left handed, so i had to keep looking... |
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Posted: Jul 10, 2008 11:27 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Drome371 |
NuEmoMetalPunk wrote on Jul 10th, 2008 at 11:13pm :
 Drome371 was a prophet dum dum dum dum dum |
not yet, maybe someday 
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[QUOTE u='NuEmoMetalPunk' d='2008-07-10 23:13:31']Drome371 was a prophet dum dum dum dum dum :haha:[/QUOTE]
not yet, maybe someday
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Posted: Jul 10, 2008 11:28 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Lord Of Donkeys |
So this quadrapeligic walks into a bar... |
So this quadrapeligic walks into a bar... |
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Posted: Jul 14, 2008 10:24 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Wojtus |
and boom! |
and boom! |
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Posted: Jul 15, 2008 8:07 AM - Quote - Report! |
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Lord Of Donkeys |
Lord Of Donkeys wrote on Jul 14th, 2008 at 10:24pm :
So this Iraqi walks into a bar... |
Wojtus wrote on Jul 15th, 2008 at 8:07am :
and boom! |
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[QUOTE u='Lord Of Donkeys' d='2008-07-14 22:24:29']So this [b]Iraqi[/b] walks into a bar...[/QUOTE][QUOTE u='Wojtus' d='2008-07-15 08:07:59']and boom![/QUOTE] |
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Posted: Jul 15, 2008 3:51 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Lord Of Donkeys |
lol, So Dracula walks into a blood bank and says "I'd like to make a withdrawl." |
lol, So Dracula walks into a blood bank and says "I'd like to make a withdrawl." |
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Posted: Jul 15, 2008 3:51 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Lord Of Donkeys |
Are these win or fail, because I'm making them up myself. |
Are these win or fail, because I'm making them up myself. |
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Posted: Jul 15, 2008 3:52 PM - Quote - Report! |
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peter bargewell |
simmular to
dracula goes to the local tea party, which has just ran out of tea bags, i will have a cup of tea please says drac, sorry we have ran out of tea bags, says the woman, no bother says drac, ive brought my own. ( this you will have to think about, but a clue is that dracula only drinks blood). |
simmular to
dracula goes to the local tea party, which has just ran out of tea bags, i will have a cup of tea please says drac, sorry we have ran out of tea bags, says the woman, no bother says drac, ive brought my own. ( this you will have to think about, but a clue is that dracula only drinks blood). |
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Posted: Jul 15, 2008 4:08 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Lord Of Donkeys |
tea bags? as in T-bags? as in testicle bags? as in Dracula is dipping a ballsack into hot water?
That's all I can think of, lol.
Or just a bag of blood. |
tea bags? as in T-bags? as in testicle bags? as in Dracula is dipping a ballsack into hot water?
That's all I can think of, lol.
Or just a bag of blood. |
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Posted: Jul 15, 2008 4:11 PM - Quote - Report! |
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peter bargewell |
Lord Of Donkeys wrote on Jul 15th, 2008 at 4:11pm :
tea bags? as in T-bags? as in testicle bags? as in Dracula is dipping a ballsack into hot water?
That's all I can think of, lol.
Or just a bag of blood. |
very close but wrong sex, or time of the month. |
[QUOTE u='Lord Of Donkeys' d='2008-07-15 16:11:47']tea bags? as in T-bags? as in testicle bags? as in Dracula is dipping a ballsack into hot water?
That's all I can think of, lol.
Or just a bag of blood.[/QUOTE]
very close but wrong sex, or time of the month. |
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Posted: Jul 15, 2008 4:53 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Lord Of Donkeys |
oooo....I get it now. |
oooo....I get it now. |
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Posted: Jul 15, 2008 4:55 PM - Quote - Report! |
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peter bargewell |
yup he brought his brides used tamps |
yup he brought his brides used tamps |
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Posted: Jul 15, 2008 5:12 PM - Quote - Report! |
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NuEmoMetalPunk |
what do nigger chicks and hockey players have in common?
they change their pads after 3 periods. |
what do nigger chicks and hockey players have in common?
they change their pads after 3 periods. |
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Posted: Jul 17, 2008 4:35 AM - Quote - Report! |
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dio_dude |
what does a person with no voice say?
<_<
>_>
NOTHING *du du ching* |
what does a person with no voice say?
<_<
>_>
NOTHING *du du ching* |
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Posted: Jul 17, 2008 4:53 AM - Quote - Report! |
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peter bargewell |
three men crossing the gobi desert dying of thirst, and they notice a magician and a slide.the magician says to the guys, as you go down the slide think of what liquid refreshment you want and at the bottom of the slide you will get your wish.
1st man shouts beer as he goes down, and lands in a bath of beer.
2nd man shouts lemonade as he goes down, and lands in a bath of lemonade.
the third man beeing from oz shouts wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee. |
three men crossing the gobi desert dying of thirst, and they notice a magician and a slide.the magician says to the guys, as you go down the slide think of what liquid refreshment you want and at the bottom of the slide you will get your wish.
1st man shouts beer as he goes down, and lands in a bath of beer.
2nd man shouts lemonade as he goes down, and lands in a bath of lemonade.
the third man beeing from oz shouts wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee. |
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Posted: Jul 18, 2008 11:31 AM - Quote - Report! |
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Le_Meow117 |
NuEmoMetalPunk wrote on Jul 17th, 2008 at 4:35am :
what do nigger chicks and hockey players have in common?
they change their pads after 3 periods. |
hahaha... no |
[QUOTE u='NuEmoMetalPunk' d='2008-07-17 04:35:08']what do nigger chicks and hockey players have in common?
they change their pads after 3 periods.[/QUOTE]
hahaha... no |
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Posted: Jul 18, 2008 5:14 PM - Quote - Report! |
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NuEmoMetalPunk |
okay.
what does meowth and hockey players have in common?
they change their pads after 3 periods. |
okay.
what does meowth and hockey players have in common?
they change their pads after 3 periods. |
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Posted: Jul 18, 2008 7:22 PM - Quote - Report! |
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peter bargewell |
to expand on the last "joke"<br />
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M & S are having a saver day for womens hygene, just for the christmas period<br />
only. |
to expand on the last "joke"<br />
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M & S are having a saver day for womens hygene, just for the christmas period<br />
only. |
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Posted: Jul 19, 2008 2:05 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Drome371 |
what does a gay horse say?
*in a gay voice* "hey..."
ok that was really crappy...
this one kid at camp told me that one |
what does a gay horse say?
*in a gay voice* "hey..."
ok that was really crappy...
this one kid at camp told me that one |
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Posted: Jul 19, 2008 5:54 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Lord Of Donkeys |
i think it should be "Haaaaaaayy..."
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderpants!!
...this is what I think of when I can't go to sleep at night. |
i think it should be "Haaaaaaayy..."
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderpants!!
...this is what I think of when I can't go to sleep at night. |
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Posted: Aug 2, 2008 4:58 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Drome371 |
lmao, that's hilarious |
:haha: lmao, that's hilarious |
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Posted: Aug 2, 2008 4:59 PM - Quote - Report! |
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peter bargewell |
a white horse enters a pub and sits at the bar, hey say the barkeep, we have a whiskey named after you, what, melvin replied the horse. |
a white horse enters a pub and sits at the bar, hey say the barkeep, we have a whiskey named after you, what, melvin replied the horse. |
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Posted: Aug 2, 2008 5:36 PM - Quote - Report! |
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peter bargewell |
the same horse, in the same pub, just after telling the barkeep that his name is melvin, turns around to face another customer at the bar, to which the customer says to melvin, hey melvin why the long face. |
the same horse, in the same pub, just after telling the barkeep that his name is melvin, turns around to face another customer at the bar, to which the customer says to melvin, hey melvin why the long face. |
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Posted: Aug 2, 2008 5:39 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Lord Of Donkeys |
lol to both |
lol to both |
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Posted: Aug 2, 2008 8:44 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Drome371 |
eh, it was ok, but i didn't lol |
eh, it was ok, but i didn't lol |
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Posted: Aug 2, 2008 10:25 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Le_Meow117 |
heres a good one: America |
heres a good one: America |
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Posted: Aug 6, 2008 9:56 PM - Quote - Report! |
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peter bargewell |
Le_Meow117 wrote on Aug 6th, 2008 at 9:56pm :
heres a good one: America |
EPIC WIN LOLOLOLO |
[QUOTE u='Le_Meow117' d='2008-08-06 21:56:52']heres a good one: America[/QUOTE] EPIC WIN LOLOLOLO |
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Posted: Aug 7, 2008 12:31 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Le_Meow117 |
peter bargewell wrote on Aug 7th, 2008 at 12:31pm :
Le_Meow117 wrote on Aug 6th, 2008 at 9:56pm :
heres a good one: America |
EPIC WIN LOLOLOLO |
why thank you |
[QUOTE u='peter bargewell' d='2008-08-07 12:31:49'][QUOTE u='Le_Meow117' d='2008-08-06 21:56:52']heres a good one: America[/QUOTE] EPIC WIN LOLOLOLO[/QUOTE]
why thank you |
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Posted: Aug 7, 2008 2:03 PM - Quote - Report! |
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dio_dude |
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:haha: |
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Posted: Aug 8, 2008 9:01 AM - Quote - Report! |
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Drome371 |
did you know that in canada one third of car accidents involve a moose? |
did you know that in canada one third of car accidents involve a moose? |
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Posted: Aug 8, 2008 2:45 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Le_Meow117 |
Drome371 wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 2:45pm :
did you know that in canada one third of car accidents involve a moose? |
did u know that in sarasota, florida, 1/3 of all accidents involve your face? |
[QUOTE u='Drome371' d='2008-08-08 14:45:26']did you know that in canada one third of car accidents involve a moose?[/QUOTE] did u know that in sarasota, florida, 1/3 of all accidents involve your face? |
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Posted: Aug 8, 2008 9:43 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Drome371 |
lame joke is lame... |
lame joke is lame... |
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Posted: Aug 8, 2008 10:17 PM - Quote - Report! |
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Lord Of Donkeys |
FDR's legs is lame... |
FDR's legs is lame... |
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Posted: Aug 8, 2008 10:50 PM - Quote - Report! |
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peter bargewell |
Le_Meow117 wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 9:43pm :
Drome371 wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 2:45pm :
did you know that in canada one third of car accidents involve a moose? |
did u know that in sarasota, florida, 1/3 of all accidents involve your face? |
Drome371 wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 10:17pm :
lame joke is lame... |
this should go down in the epic posts thread, if we had one. |
[QUOTE u='Le_Meow117' d='2008-08-08 21:43:36'][QUOTE u='Drome371' d='2008-08-08 14:45:26']did you know that in canada one third of car accidents involve a moose?[/QUOTE] did u know that in sarasota, florida, 1/3 of all accidents involve your face?[/QUOTE][QUOTE u='Drome371' d='2008-08-08 22:17:43']lame joke is lame...[/QUOTE] this should go down in the epic posts thread, if we had one. |
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Posted: Aug 9, 2008 10:30 AM - Quote - Report! |
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Drome371 |
you mean my post or his? |
you mean my post or his? |
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Posted: Aug 9, 2008 11:44 AM - Quote - Report! |
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peter bargewell |
^ 50/50, for the 1st post and the reply. |
^ 50/50, for the 1st post and the reply. |
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Posted: Aug 10, 2008 6:14 AM - Quote - Report! |
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Drome371 |
oh, ok. yeah, both are epic in their own right |
oh, ok. yeah, both are epic in their own right |
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Posted: Aug 13, 2008 4:42 PM - Quote - Report! |
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