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Think you are having a bad day ?
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face
mask.. A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive
internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification.
Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in
the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast,
some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as
quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip
buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest
fire.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the
next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. but keep reading......

Still think you're having a bad day?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the
kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear.
The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst
through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and
bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an
ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the
several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the
motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline
with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered
patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and
consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to
stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband
screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away
and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an
ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked
the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing
so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out. He fell down the
remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

STILL having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdes oil spill in
Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved
animals were being released back i nto the wild amid cheers and applause from
onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

STILL think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost
in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the
electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked
him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that
moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a
slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and
escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters
were trampled to death.

What?! STILL having a bad day??

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb
It came back with 'return to sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb,
he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better?

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Think you are having a bad day ?
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face
mask.. A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive
internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification.
Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in
the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast,
some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as
quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip
buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest
fire.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the
next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. but keep reading......

Still think you're having a bad day?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the
kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear.
The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst
through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and
bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an
ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the
several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the
motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline
with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered
patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and
consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to
stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband
screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away
and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an
ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked
the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing
so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out. He fell down the
remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

STILL having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdes oil spill in
Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved
animals were being released back i nto the wild amid cheers and applause from
onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

STILL think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost
in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the
electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked
him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that
moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a
slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and
escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters
were trampled to death.

What?! STILL having a bad day??

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb
It came back with 'return to sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb,
he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better?

Posted: Aug 22, 2008 7:05 PM - Quote - Report!

Le_Meow117

sorry, i cant delete it!!!! sorry, i cant delete it!!!!
Posted: Aug 22, 2008 7:05 PM - Quote - Report!

NuEmoMetalPunk

tl;dr

life sucks and that that.
/thread
tl;dr

life sucks and that that.
/thread
Posted: Aug 22, 2008 7:06 PM - Quote - Report!

mr freezy

Nope, my gf won't tb. Nope, my gf won't tb.
Posted: Aug 22, 2008 7:06 PM - Quote - Report!

Le_Meow117

faaaaaaaaaaak faaaaaaaaaaak
Posted: Aug 22, 2008 7:07 PM - Quote - Report!

NuEmoMetalPunk

i cant see any of the posts after meowth wtf! i cant see any of the posts after meowth wtf!
Posted: Aug 22, 2008 7:09 PM - Quote - Report!

Le_Meow117

PENIS! PENIS!
Posted: Aug 22, 2008 7:09 PM - Quote - Report!

peter bargewell

no still having a bad day, nemps still posting. no still having a bad day, nemps still posting.
Posted: Aug 22, 2008 9:36 PM - Quote - Report!

peter bargewell

last on, was fucking epic. yup defo feeling better. last on, was fucking epic. yup defo feeling better.
Posted: Aug 22, 2008 10:10 PM - Quote - Report!

Drome371

why dont the most recent posts show up here? why dont the most recent posts show up here?
Posted: Aug 23, 2008 5:31 AM - Quote - Report!

dio_dude

LMFAO LMFAO
Posted: Aug 23, 2008 8:18 AM - Quote - Report!

mr freezy

None of that matches my hangover. :( None of that matches my hangover. :(
Posted: Aug 23, 2008 8:38 AM - Quote - Report!

dio_dude

not really not really
Posted: Aug 23, 2008 9:35 AM - Quote - Report!

peter bargewell

the last one is a bit like a paddy joke, we in the UK used to tell in the 70s. the last one is a bit like a paddy joke, we in the UK used to tell in the 70s.
Posted: Aug 23, 2008 2:26 PM - Quote - Report!

Le_Meow117

FAPPAFAPPAFAPPA FAPPAFAPPAFAPPA
Posted: Aug 23, 2008 2:32 PM - Quote - Report!

ikarian-pride

hahaha hahaha
Posted: Nov 29, 2008 3:30 AM - Quote - Report!

dlarocca_15

no, i guess i'm having a pretty good day, lmfao no, i guess i'm having a pretty good day, lmfao
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 7:14 PM - Quote - Report!

glm

Pfft, I got permabanned. Way worse. Pfft, I got permabanned. Way worse.
Posted: Jan 4, 2009 12:40 AM - Quote - Report!

Wojtus

yay. yay.
Posted: Dec 1, 2009 9:07 AM - Quote - Report!

CrimsonBizzare

bahahahahahahahahahha bahahahahahahahahahha
Posted: Dec 3, 2009 5:21 PM - Quote - Report!

A Lamp

HURR THRED BROKE HURR THRED BROKE
Posted: Dec 9, 2009 12:14 PM - Quote - Report!
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